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Business / Re: Multi Level Marketing, What Do U Think by vorosmartm(m): 2:11am On Oct 22, 2010
check my signature, its networking but i really cant say its mlm
Business / Re: Genuine Online Business by vorosmartm(m): 2:04am On Oct 22, 2010
Try my signature, cheap to start, has potential to make alot of money but u have to be devoted and treat it as a business
Business / Re: Which Way Is The Simplest Way To Make Money Online? by vorosmartm(m): 1:57am On Oct 22, 2010
try the investment in my signature, real money if u're serioyus with it
Music/Radio / Re: Favourite Rap Lines By Nigerian Rappers by vorosmartm(m): 1:18am On Oct 22, 2010
Dont test me ,even if u gat testes,i'm a prick.1st person wey won test me,dat person go mud 1st.nobdy fit test me, even if na blud test. Beaf is like ganja bring am make we smoke am, gossip is like garry bring am make we soak am, nobody test me, MI
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by vorosmartm(m): 1:14am On Oct 22, 2010
my brother by jesse jagga jagga
Nairaland / General / Re: Pleasse Unban Vorosmartm by vorosmartm(m): 12:38am On Oct 22, 2010
Osama_10:

Just for get about that ID and go on with this one.

You give up too easily, it took less than a month of patience
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian’s $1.65 Million Dollar Birthday Cake by vorosmartm(m): 12:01am On Oct 22, 2010
the cake is a normal cake, its the jewelry on the cake that makes it that expensive. And as u know that part is not edible-its cheap publicity, the diamonds on the jewelry might even be borrowed grin
Celebrities / Re: Outrage In Zimbabwe After Contestant Loses African Big Brother Final. by vorosmartm(m): 11:52pm On Oct 21, 2010
Is this not just pathetic, they have a worthless economy but want to kill themselves over BBA embarassed
Romance / Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by vorosmartm(m): 1:09am On Oct 21, 2010
dayokanu:

Banom,

I wont be harsh with you.

I case of next time, Find the fair market value of toto per round and divide by 4m the value of the car.

If the market value na 500Naira (Because of living expenses in Abuja)  Now divide 4m by 500 that would give you 8000. You can use MS excel for your computation

Tell her she has to drop toto 8000 times before she go see any car .

And must make sure the quality of the yanshing does not reduce till the 8000 time.

If by 7500th time she complains of tiredness or she isnt giving 100% then you would have to start counting all over


I just dey thank goodness say polite rude boys still dey exist. @ poster No be only test, if she wants to be treated as a very expensive prostitute then do so and no dey disturb with all this trash say she fine well and she win ur heart. That is how you feel until you serve the beans reach buttom and discover her beans is not tasty enough for you to eat for the rest of your life
Romance / Re: I Want Her But She Calls Me 'Uncle' by vorosmartm(m): 7:29pm On Oct 19, 2010
You are not too old, by the time u're able to position her and s#ck bobby she go know how serious u want her, the uncle may not stop but it really changes nothing
Nairaland / General / Re: Grammatical Blunders Made By Mrs. Jonathan by vorosmartm(m): 6:57pm On Oct 19, 2010
The woman has a funny voice and speaks crappy english. What can we do? She's the first lady!
Romance / Re: Classified: The Memoir Of A Coded Player by vorosmartm(m): 12:31pm On Oct 11, 2010
angry This is the weakest story i've ever read. undecided If its a true story, then ur life is so whack. The fact that you are an adulterer does not make u a player one bit. You are just a WEAK[/b]man. With your intro, tot by now ur beans serving count go don reach 30 minimum. [b]WEAK GUY TELLING HIS WHACK STORY
Politics / Re: Gej To Buy Yatch Worth $98 Billion For Campaign 2011. by vorosmartm(m): 2:17am On Oct 07, 2010
@Poster, You are a P-H-U-K-I=N=G LIAR, our N4.2tr budget is about $28bn so where is the money coming from? I'm really irritated by your ignorance. By the way do you know what a $98 billion yatch is? It should take like 5 years minimum to build since they don't come presale or do they? You have all the knowledge of the world in front of you(internet), confirm things first.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: What Did U Guys Think (photo Manipulation) by vorosmartm(m): 7:12pm On Oct 06, 2010
cool, I'm impressed grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Akon Live In Ilorin by vorosmartm(m): 6:33pm On Oct 06, 2010
Ah! this kind concert hold for this naija na im i no know?, dulling
Religion / Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by vorosmartm(m): 1:39am On Oct 06, 2010
The Stone that Killed Goliath Ministry, Staff of Moses Pentecostal Outreach
Business / Re: Is Money Everything? by vorosmartm(m): 10:40pm On Oct 05, 2010
After God it is, we should stop deceiving ourselves! angry
Politics / Re: Dokpesi Arrested For Abuja Bomb Blast by vorosmartm(m): 11:14pm On Oct 04, 2010
Beaf:

You are funny! What makes you think Jonathan does not have greater courage than any General, his quietness?. . . I pity the way many Nigerians think, it is so shallow. I blame the agbero mentality that so many years of military rule has foisted on the country. cry

OMG, Beaf is this you or someone else using ur ID? I never Knew u cud be this sensible and unbiased when there was need for it. You're just speaking my mind here
Politics / Re: Dokpesi Arrested For Abuja Bomb Blast by vorosmartm(m): 10:59pm On Oct 04, 2010
Beaf:

Sharap dia! Civil war between North and South? grin grin grin grin
Some people are very funny, do you think wars are fought with sand?

Dude, if IBB is found guilty, better accept it and go on with your daily existence. If however, you preach war in any form, it will be an action you will regret. What are you going to fight with? Stones? If there is a coup or assassination, what do you think will happen to the areas that push that coup? You think a blade of grass will be left there? Where will they even get money to run the country?

As for calling for assassination, I hope the SSS picks you up.

GBAM!!!
Politics / Re: Dokpesi Arrested For Abuja Bomb Blast by vorosmartm(m): 10:37pm On Oct 04, 2010
Abagworo:

People are brainless to believe this crap by FG.I will no longer fall for it.Secondly I do not think this is a military government where you can frame things up to harm your opponents.Let us watch quietly as the drama unfolds but right now it is almost certain that Jonathan cannot win 2011 elections.

IBB IS FINISHED, MARADONNA MADE A WRONG MOVE THIS TIME, and for you making noise about GEJ, you should be worried of a man that takes action and does not make noise first.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: Beauty And Brain In One Package! by vorosmartm(m): 2:18am On Sep 24, 2010
fine gal
Literature / Re: Latest Nigerian Slangs by vorosmartm(m): 1:00am On Sep 24, 2010
You no get choose meaning u have no choice. Cant believe deltans haven't evaded this thread. embarassed New slang are born in warri like every 3mins. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by vorosmartm(m): 10:30pm On Sep 23, 2010
August 29
Politics / Re: Fec Approves N927m ($6.5m) For Fct Waste Bins by vorosmartm(m): 9:57pm On Sep 23, 2010
This is the reason I can not leave nigeria for any reason whatsoever. All I need is to be plugged in for three months and i'm made for life! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Neyo's Sister by vorosmartm(m): 11:50pm On Sep 22, 2010
No breast and a rather big shoe head grin grin grin

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