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NYSC / Re: Mark Seeks Extension Of Youth Service To Two Years by vorosmartm(m): 2:42pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
First of all, NYSC is a means to put young nigerians through untold hardship Secondly, its one of the biggest wells the federal govt. is dumping money into Thirdly, it adds no value to corpers as a matter of fact it takes from them Conlusion, it should be scraped. By the way Mark with all his discipline and nationalism, what has he been able to do to push Nigeria forward. If what our national assembly members practising is nationalism then i'm anti national. He should repair himself and his house first before others. |
Jokes Etc / slowpoke by vorosmartm(m): 11:44am On Aug 04, 2010 |
Santa clause, the tootht fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk of course; the other three are mythical creatures. I married Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name is Always. Complete set of encyclopaedias for sale, N1000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know I was a fool when I married you'. The husband replied,'Yes dear, I was in love and didn't notice' Why did the slowpoke get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? Because on the box it said '2-4 years'. Why did the slowpoke crash his plane while landing? Because the runway was only 25ft long and 1 mile wide. slowpoke: 'Excuse me, what time is it?' Woman: 'Its 11:23pm' slowpoke: 'You know its the wierdest thing,I've asked that question 30 times today and everyone gives a different answer |
Politics / Re: I Want To Save Nigeria - Ibb by vorosmartm(m): 11:04am On Aug 04, 2010 |
Please people give the slowpoke I meant man a chance to rule. We should be prepared to cast our votes at him. Of course our votes will be shit water, acid, sticks, stones and every object you think can cause harm. |
Romance / Re: What Part Of The Lady Attract You Most At First Glance? by vorosmartm(m): 7:11pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Factory fitted fafoose, thin abdomen and big well shaped double exhaust. |
Business / Mtn- Broad Day Light Thief by vorosmartm(m): 7:07pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Just this week my dad was charged N200 for sending an SMS, and this morning I loaded N200 and was only able to call for 2mins, on net bt the way. I can speak for my self only but i have co workers that have suffered same abnormal charges. |
Events / Re: Who Is Ayiri Emami - The Man Who Had The Most Expensive Wedding In History by vorosmartm(m): 10:37pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
He is the chairman of A&E Petroleum, you need to visit escravos to see the kind of biz the company is into, BTW the man no get stolen money, he is working pretty hard for his money. Why earn so much money if u cant spend it? Money is meant to be spent, if u make modest money spend modestly, if u make a ship load of money then spend a ship load of money. |
Celebrities / Re: Spotted: Eucharia Anunobi At The City People Entertainment Awards by vorosmartm(m): 1:04am On Jul 28, 2010 |
She's lost it. Are we sure she is still sane? |
Celebrities / Re: Spotted: Eucharia Anunobi At The City People Entertainment Awards by vorosmartm(m): 1:02am On Jul 28, 2010 |
She's lost it. Are we sure is still sane? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Hansome, Hardworking And Intelligent Girl. by vorosmartm(m): 2:37pm On Jun 26, 2010 |
dullard. wit dis kind of english which girl will want to date u? only anoda dullard. |
Technology Market / Re: Computer Village (Ikeja) Price Guide by vorosmartm(m): 2:54pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
that price is exorbitant. visit www.etcplanet.co.uk and see the machine 85k will get you. you will even get confused. pinpoint the lappy that suits u go to their lagos branch and buy. |
Technology Market / Re: Computer Village (Ikeja) Price Guide by vorosmartm(m): 2:33pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
Before, I post in Price list, I have to say that i have twice being duped in That so called Village, i went there to buy a second hand K700i Phone, the guy collected the money i.e (N12,000) then later said he wasnt selling agine, he hurriely returned my money and ran away, i noticed that the money was short N2000 after i counted it, while i was going home, another guy called me to buy his K700i phone, the guy showed me the good one, so after i paid, he changed it to one without my notice, so in the bus, i decided to play with the phone then i noticed that it had no service. Good God, i felt like burninmg the whole village. bros sorryooo, as there are bad ppl so also there are good ppl. besides you didnt play smart. In biz nobody is ur friend trust no one not even ur mainest friend. Lagos is a jungle and if you're not a guerrilla soldier, i pity you because u go chop ur eye. safe |
Technology Market / Re: Computer Village (Ikeja) Price Guide by vorosmartm(m): 2:29pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
Before, I post in Price list, I have to say that i have twice being duped in That so called Village, i went there to buy a second hand K700i Phone, the guy collected the money i.e (N12,000) then later said he wasnt selling agine, he hurriely returned my money and ran away, i noticed that the money was short N2000 after i counted it, while i was going home, another guy called me to buy his K700i phone, the guy showed me the good one, so after i paid, he changed it to one without my notice, so in the bus, i decided to play with the phone then i noticed that it had no service. Good God, i felt like burninmg the whole village. bros sorryooo, as there are bad ppl so also there are good ppl. besides you didnt play smart. In b |
Celebrities / Re: 50 Cent's Extreme Weight Loss by vorosmartm(m): 1:08pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
i hope he wins, this is incredible. |
Business / Re: Transport And Haulage Business by vorosmartm(m): 11:37am On Jun 04, 2010 |
depilot, you are a pessimist |
Music/Radio / Re: For Lovers Of Rock Music Only! by vorosmartm(m): 2:44pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
Disconnect is a very good nigerian punk rock group. So many nigerians are rock music lovers but do not know its rock they are listening to. It will only be a matter of time before it becomes popular to sell a show, we have to start from somewhere. Remember 10yrs back there was no hip hop show as we have today. I want to form a band and I'm seriously looking for someone who can play the rock guitar. I doubt if that thing is even in the country. |
Politics / Re: Ibori Slams N10b Suit On Efcc by vorosmartm(m): 1:15pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
Personally I dont care if only one thief is being chased while there are greater thieves gallivanting like royals. If he is caught and jailed, it will be one down and remember he is the one with a powerful presidential ambition. Imagine what will happen to this country if he should come in. |
Business / Re: I Have N10,000 And Needs Business Ideas by vorosmartm(m): 5:39pm On Apr 10, 2010 |
visit my signature, you can do it offline or online. and u are in complete control. it only cost 2 thousand naira to start |
Business / Re: Investment Please? by vorosmartm(m): 5:16pm On Apr 10, 2010 |
Try the QUICK SMART PROGRAMME, send a blank mail to solorons@yahoo.com or visit www.vorosmartmoney..com to get the information. To your success! |
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