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Voy:
One day na one day

REPENT

hahn:
Do you even know the meaning of "soon"?

soon means anoda 1second of Ur life; d next might be too late!

bikerboy1:
Old news.

oh really

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Dis is crazy...

The Central Bank of Nigeria has warned Nigerians to desist from investing in the MMM scheme. The apex bank warned that the scheme which promises 30% return on investment is not regulated and bound to crash soon.


Speaking during a mentoring program for students of Government Secondary School, CBN Head of consumer protection Sueja Kassim warned the students against investing in MMM which he described a wonder bank.

This warning is coming days after the Minister of Solid Minerals and Steel Development, Dr. Kayode Fayemi, dissociated himself from the MMM, saying he has nothing to do with it or any other online financial aid community, projects or contracts.

Source: http://royaltimes.net/mmm-fraud-cbn-warns-nigerians/

The right-side engine of an American Airlines Boeing 767 failed Friday during an attempted takeoff, sending debris as far as a half mile and passengers hurriedly down emergency slides onto a runway at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport.
Three sources familiar with the unfolding investigation told CNN the General Electric engine suffered an apparent “uncontained” failure.
The 161 terrified passengers and nine crew members scrambled to safety Friday afternoon after huge flames erupted on the right side of the plane.
Airport fire Chief Timothy Sampey said crews responded to a report of a No. 2 engine on fire.
The plane, which had stopped well before the end of the runway, had about 43,000 pounds of fuel.
“This could have been absolutely devastating if it happened later,” he said.
About 20 people were taken to the hospital with minor injuries that occurred during the evacuation down the emergency slides, District Chief Juan Hernandez said.
There were people with minor bruising or injured ankles, he said. None of the injuries were caused by the fire.
American Airlines spokeswoman Leslie Scott said Flight 383 was bound for Miami when it aborted takeoff due to an engine-related issue.
The rare, but extremely serious, engine failure sent debris from the engine spewing across the south side of the expansive airfield.
Part of the engine’s fan disc were found a half mile away on a building used by UPS, two sources said.
A passenger who was sitting in the middle of row 31 said he heard a loud clunk, then saw a large ball of flame that he assumed came from the engine area.
Gary Schiavone of DeMotte, Indiana, said the captain was able to stop the aircraft quickly, and then it was “coordinated chaos.”
There wasn’t much yelling or screaming, he told reporters, except passengers who shouted at others who were trying to grab their bags from the overhead bins.
Schiavone said about 30 seconds into the evacuation, smoke started to pour into the cabin. The difficulty in breathing was the scariest part, he said.
Asked whether he was afraid he was going to die, Schiavone said, “Of course. I’m thinking the plane is going to blow up.”
Schiavone complimented the crew for getting everyone out in what he estimated was about a minute.
Video tweeted by a witness on the ground showed an airliner with a large tower of smoke rising from the right side and flames billowing beneath the fuselage.
The video showed passengers coming down two of the emergency slides on the 767’s left side. A dog also evacuated, officials said.
Josiah Ryan, senior producer for Social TV at CNN, was aboard a flight landing at O’Hare. Shortly after their American Airlines flight landed, their captain told passengers over the loudspeaker, “We’re near our gate, but there has been an accident on one of the runways.”
Ryan said he saw emergency vehicles rush to the runway.
Four of the airport’s runways were closed still late afternoon Friday, but that was not affecting airport operations, said Ginger Evans, the commissioner of the Chicago Department of Aviation.
A helicopter for CNN affiliate WGN shot video of the plane sitting in the middle of a runway with a darkened right wing. More than a dozen emergency vehicles surrounded the jet for hours.
The National Transportation Safety Board will investigate.

One day na one day

One day, you will lock your door but you will not be the one that will open it.

One day, you will wash that your best clothes and you will not be able to wear it.

One day, your best food will be prepared and you will be unable to eat it.

One day, you will eat and drink what you will never excrete.

One day, your curriculum vitae will get an expiry.

One day, the person that seems to love you most will never dare to move closer to you.

One day, you will think of what you can never accomplish.

One day, you will be regarded as “That thing”

One day, you will be isolated in a place called “grave”

One day, that thing you love most will come your way but you will not be able to give any attention to it.

One day, you will hold your breath and forget to release it.

One day, you will become a defendant before GOD.

One day, housefly/ termites will come your way and you will be unable to chase it.

One day, you will receive a call that can never be declined.

One day, your name will be called, but no one will answer

One day, the assets you cherished most will be taken by another person.

One day, your deed on earth will be presented like a CD.

One day, a title will be added to your name “Late”

One day, The Great Allocator will allocate you to an appropriate place.

One day that your beautiful skin will turn to its original nature-sand.

One day, your entire body will cease operation.

One day, you will be given an infinite apartment, either palace or hell.

In Summary, take life easy and remember that “Life is just an episode, but it can determine your eternity”

Jus tryna remind u about ONE DAY.

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The Nigeria Police Force (NPF) Today, parades the suspected kidnappers of CBN governors wife at an ongoing press briefing in Abuja.

Earlier on the wife of the Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Mrs. Margaret Emefiele was recently kidnapped along the Benin-Asaba highway.

Daily Trust gathered that Mrs. Emefiele was waylaid by the gunmen around Ugoneki town along the Benin-Asaba expressway in Edo State

She and other persons taken were later released following a massive police operation in the area.

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Governor Godwin Emefiele expressed gratitude to the Federal Government and security agencies for the rescue of his wife, Mrs Margaret Emefiele.

Source:- http://dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/police-parade-suspected-kidnappers-of-cbn-governor-s-wife/166003.html

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

49. give her lots of attention
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

52. Should learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.
.........
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS OO
Can you imagine this to make a happy home. Wishing you all a HAPPY FAMILY.
Good morning

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Mtchewwwwwww

Wife of Central Bank of Nigeria ( CBN) Governor, Mrs Margaret Emefiele, kidnapped some 24 hours before, has been released by her abductors.


According to family sources she was rescued “due to the gallantry of the Armed Forces, Police and Security Forces”, in Ugoneki near Benin City and is currently recuperating in Government House,
Asaba.

More details later

Source: http://www.nigerianeye.com/2016/10/breaking-news-cbn-governors-wife.html?m=1