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CandyOps:
Omo! See list oh! I laff

As for me, I go give you belle fess fess. Then na you and your people go dey beg me to marry you. I get time?

my guy dem go use HYPO wash away ur seeds o, na woman u dey carry play? She no go wan fall hand too

HYPO GO WIPE O…

Nnewi women no require much o, bride price alone na from N30 - N150 then coupled with one small list wey go Favour u

Look at why most men don't marry from imo, Anambra, Enugu.
Just look at someone’s bride price

You asked for N10,000 and your dad told you he will give you in the morning before he leaves for work. This was after he has thoroughly scrutinised what you needed the money for, all the questions he asked were already making you angry,
Throughout the night your dad couldn't sleep because he was thinking of how to give you his last N10,000,
When it was morning, he called you into his room and gave you N9,000 instead of N10,000, You were not happy and squeezed your face in discontent and reluctantly said thank you after complaining that it was not complete,
Your mum after seeing this will not say anything but will meet you in your room where your dad isn't and give you N2,000 from her own money and say "don't mind him, use this one to complete it".

You began to smile like fido dido, And you'll quickly run to Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp to write...

"I have the best mum in the world, i love my mum".

Now your dad had gone out with just 1,000 in his pocket with no fuel in his car, Because of you, he used public transport that day to work,
At work he worked over time, After closing late, everyone keeps saying "daddy is never always around except mum".

Your good dad will never allow you see how much he suffers for the family because he is a MAN.

Always try to appreciate your dad because you can never tell what he is going through for your sake, That he is not always around like your mum does not mean he does not care about you deeply.

Appreciate your father while you still can!

Happy Father’s Day

Bless be the name of the Lord

▪ Religion is based on a book.

▪ Spirituality follows the laws of nature.

▪ Religion fills you with dreams of glory in heaven.

▪ Spirituality makes you experience glory and heaven here and now.

▪ Religion promises heaven or hell after death.

▪ Spirituality is about finding the Creator from within us during life and death.

▪ There is one spirituality but several religions.

▪ Religion has a set of dogmatic rules, manipulative to weak minds.

▪ Spirituality invites you to reason about everything, question everything to discover and understand.

▪ Religion threatens and scares.

▪ Spirituality gives inner peace and happiness.

▪ Religion speaks of sin and guilt.

▪ Spirituality says: ′′ Learn from error ".

▪ Religion is human

▪ Spirituality is natural, without human rules.

▪ Religion is the cause of divisions.

▪ Spirituality unites.

▪ Religion makes you passive.

▪ Spirituality transforms you and makes you active.

▪ Religion kills to impose its dogmas.

▪ Spirituality leads to wisdom through knowledge.

▪ Religion says ′′ divine Creator ′′ is in heaven.

▪ Spirituality teaches that ′′ Creator ′′ is in us.

▪ Religion says that ′′ Creator ′′ elected a people called Jewish.

▪ Spirituality knows that all peoples are equal..

▪ Religion says the 1st humans are the Jews.

▪ Spirituality knows that the elders of mankind are black Africans.

I come in Peace.

Happy Sunday frm this side…

pricklewane:
But he can no point out what is wrong with his own immediately ?! Doesn't that prove that your ig os are doomed till eternity. Always able to see wrong in others but can see the diasater of disadter your father n mother brought u into.

Noooooo! face me riffraff… an id!ot frm a doomed gen capping careless, English u no sabi write


I am Igbo and I ain’t here to talk abt tribes u stup!d tribalist
Dat same Lagos wey u dey so, I get same right as ur fanatic self
FYI i was born in SHOMOLU, my whole life evolved in lasgidi until I left Nigeria

So b4 u were born, I was already a baller in Lagos plus I can tell ur age frm ur careless caps slowpoke

1-2 bro

The real reason behind the creation of Calabar, Ogoja, Rivers (COR) in addition to Willinks Report.


April 25th 1967
DailyTimes

pricklewane:
Carry your papa make the 2 of una go clear gutter. N stop coming to NL to rant like lunatic. If your is tired of water in Lagos he should go back to your foolish village or simple head to hell fire with your entire household.

who dey talk?? I blv u and ur fam are in hell already slowpoke

Ur fada died in the process of committing adultery with ur now mother; he died and went to hell, u came to dis world and became a bast.ard dat caps careless

Whn u die, hell or hell awaits u


1-1 bro

Lanretoye:
mr,i have lived in that particular area too and have seen worst situations.over years the government came and fixed the roads and drains.what i am saying is you cant expect the govt to fix the whole state or country at a go like magic.as a matter of fact,the problem of that area is drain system and if the community had introduced their imput as little as clearing the drainage,it might not have gotten this bad.

nobody expects magic bro,

•whn will development come??
•For how long have we been in dis mess??

Monogamy:
No, not all houses...

all houses bro, I blv many ppl stopped paying cos many at times LAWMA don’t do their job

Lanretoye:
Go to VI,yoy still see flooded areas.if na cos of flood you wan criticise the govt,you dont have a basis.flood in your area doesnt mean the whole lagos is flooded.i live close to that area in alimosho and there is nothing like flood here.

suffering and smiling gang

U should criticize the govt for erytin dats not going the right way!

U dey ur alimosho mansion yea?
Na human being dey live for all those Flooded axis, are u in a way asking em to sit, watch and clap for the govt??
Cos u jus asked em not to criticize the govt

Bro be calming down

Why not put urself in their shoes??

Monogamy:
No, not all houses...

make we no argue cos if we cont the argument dem fit use lalasticlala trap me and u but em go gaz come here come carry me; don’t knw abt u

Monogamy:
Trash are supposed to be left for LAWMA but how many houses in Lagos are enrolling with LAWMA?

Bro! all houses gets the monthly PSP bill

Monogamy:
Most of the drainages have been blocked by refuse hence the water will always stay around after raining.

Before blaming the local government chairman, blame the people that are disposing their waste into the gutter

just answer me one question bro

What’s the full meaning of LAWMA

take time o!

What This Little Rain Caused This Morning

This is somewhere around Akowonjo rd, Jimoh bus stop to be precise.

It has been like this since time immemorial yet u say y’all have a working govt??

And I heard alimosho local govt chairman is the best LG chairman in Lagos


How!!!

Wia the man face na? I wan swear for am

Fire at mobolaji bank Anthony, not far from sharaton and Radisson Blu hotel

Please be alert and conscious


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs4rfWY2qQ8

Aare Gani Adams

… calls for immediate intervention

The Aareonakakanfo of Yorubaland, Iba Gani Adams has raised the alarm on the protracted killings across the southwest region of Nigeria.

Adams, in a strong-worded letter addressed to the United Nations, African Union (AU), and the international communities, expressed deep worry over the worsening insecurity in the country.

The letter, personally signed by him, was titled “Urgent Need to stop killings by Fulani Herdsmen in Yorubaland”/

It reads in parts: “This is to bring to your attention ‘a clear and present danger’ threatening the fragile union of our great country, Nigeria.

“Senseless killings and massacre of Nigerians, almost on a daily basis, are tragically sliding toward an anarchical terminal point.

“The inability or apathetical attitude of the Federal Government, pitiably as it is, is already compounding an already gory situation.

“While you already know, through diplomatic sources and the media, what is going on in world’s most populous black nation, Nigeria, I want to urgently alert you that an agenda bordering on pogrom is gradually being executed in Yorubaland.”

Adams stated that it is the duty of the global community to intervene and address the issue in an holistic manner, adding that statistics of prominent Yoruba people who have been murdered by these killer herdsmen and their collaborators continue to
increase by the day.

“Yorubaland have been put under serious pressure through payment of ransom – running into millions of naira – demanded by these conscienceless, unscrupulous and ruthless murderers.


“Now, the agitation for them to leave our land has reached an alarming crescendo and the backing (that is the belief of our people) given to them by the Federal Government to continue to lay claim to the fact that ‘nobody can chase anybody away from any part of the country’, is not helping matters.

“The peace, stability and tranquility of Yoruba people in this geographical space called Nigeria are being tested by blood-thirsty maniacs through invasion of our land.

“In our space, these herdsmen are accused daily of committing rape, kidnap and murder.

“The invasion of Igangan, a rural community in Ibarapaland, Oyo State on June 6, 2021, leading to the massacre of scores of residents by these same band of roving killers, who prefer to stay in the forest because of their murderous intent, seems to be the last straw.”

The Yoruba generalisimo urged the global community to urgently intervene in the situation, saying the earlier they intervene, the better. He warned that any crisis in Nigeria may have a negative effect on the rest of the world.

“It may happen soon because all the security establishments are already showing signs of virtual ineffectiveness.

“Your Excellencies, if something urgent is not done, these series of attacks will soon have a negative effect on Western countries’ investments in Nigeria, he said.

The letter has also been forwarded to countries that include, British Foreign Secretary, European Union (EU) member states,and Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS),Embassies, including Germany, Canadian, Italian, Japan Holland, Sweden, South African, Ghanaian, Togo and Benin Republic Embassy,among others.

Honestly whenever I see jagaban, to become tiff go dey hungry me cho!

Simplyleo:
The reason he can't quit begging is no brainer, begging is a money spinner.

Most of these beggars own trucks and houses from begging. They can comfortably pay a 6 digit salary earner. The only price they have to pay is lost dignity.

By the way, I thought igbos are very hardworking and rich with mansions in choice places.

The beggar’s name is Danladi, he’s Hausa. He represents kaduna midget association KMA

This man is a popular beggar in Shoprite Enugu, many knows him as just a begger but he is certainly richer than most of you giving him money�

From a verified report, he owns five(5) mini buses and some keke napep which he uses for commercial purposes.

The reason why he can’t quit begging even after acquiring all these is yet unknown to many.

What do you think?

MrJames007:
Bro ur yansh is the dirtiest in this industry.

ahhhh

carterguccy:
IPOB N IPIGz masturbating over Tinubu!!

Yeye dey smell

Dot in a Circle

who's tinubu?? Is he a Nigerian or an URAnian?

The only person I know is lalasticlala.

Lala for president 2023…

Norin wey we no go see for Lagos, the police were deployed to computer village axis to come mount a road block which discomforted Nigerians going about their day to day struggle; yet buhari flew over us in a chopper. Why the 2hours road block then?? Which way Nigerians

Hardgun:
Ok

Hmm! Na lalasticlala side chick be dis o respect lala, 10 confirm kids in ur name

I think say em fight comot cloth, mtchewwww