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Phones › Re: The End Of Blackberry Has Finally Come by Vulcanheph(m): 1:20pm On Feb 15, 2020

Ecc 3 : A time For everything............i remember blackberry five years ago that was reigning like mad, now it's about to go extinct, my heart goes out to all the girls that lost their virginities because of this phone.

Phones › Re: Phone Brand To Sponsor A Couple’s Wedding Reception To The Tune Of N1.5M Naira by Vulcanheph(m): 7:07am On Feb 15, 2020

Bilabong:
Hustle o
Make itel 187t no come sponsor ur wedding

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Celebrities › Re: Mad Oh! See Brodashaggi Outfit For Valentine's Day by Vulcanheph(m): 6:45am On Feb 15, 2020

thrash

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Sports › Re: Manchester City May Face EPL Points Deduction, Demotion To League Two by Vulcanheph(m): 6:26am On Feb 15, 2020

Man city matter don tie Wrapper

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Romance › Re: Khadija, Inusa, Ibrahim Marriage Election Held In Bauchi by Vulcanheph(m): 3:40am On Feb 15, 2020

So Hausa people now do election For marriage.

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Celebrities › Re: Condom Don Finish For Shoprite: Happy Valentine My People (photo And Video ) by Vulcanheph(m): 2:55am On Feb 14, 2020

No be small kpanshing this val.

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Romance › Re: Guys If You Understand These Twelve Ladies' Signs,you Will Never Lose Her by Vulcanheph(m): 2:35am On Feb 14, 2020

I won't comment untill i hear What Ubunja and nwamaikpe have to Say about this.

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Romance › Re: My Collection Of Some +18 Dirty Memes by Vulcanheph(m): 2:09am On Feb 14, 2020

The third one about the popsicle is so sick. undecided

Romance › Re: Valentine: List Your Top 3 Romantic Movies by Vulcanheph(m): 9:13pm On Feb 13, 2020

Fifty First dates.
Love aint cost a thing
Passengers

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Romance › Re: Valentine: List Your Top 3 Romantic Movies by Vulcanheph(m): 9:09pm On Feb 13, 2020

Freehuman:
1. Brunette student sucks teacher after humiliation. (Lead actress- Mia Khalifa)

2. BBW with massive jugs goes swimming. (LEAD ACTRESS- MASERATI)

3. Pretty ebony with huge areola meditates.(Lead Actress- Professor Gaia)

god of Pornography

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Celebrities › Re: Tamar, Monalisa Chinda's Daughter's 12th Birthday by Vulcanheph(m): 6:46pm On Feb 13, 2020

BuhariNaWah:
Rhetorical question.
He will not respond for fear of being attacked.
The idiot is in the US and his name is Adesida Michael.
The zombie is married to an old american woman called Vivian

He is a very shameless guy deceiving members here to be feminine and always asslicking idiotic APC and lifeless Buhari

First of all the mods might ban You For attacking him.....secondly i Suspected that the guy doesn't live in Naija, because if he was living in this country and experiencing the same hardship as us he wouldn't be saying all The thrash he normally says......

Celebrities › Re: Game Of Thrones Star, Sophie Turner & Husband Are ‘expecting Their First Child’. by Vulcanheph(m): 7:04am On Feb 13, 2020

So them don put sansa stark belle

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Celebrities › Re: What Is Wrong With Nollywood Actor, Chiwetalu Agu- Is He Sick Or What? (photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 6:46am On Feb 13, 2020

MrBrownJay1:
Has he been to China lately...?

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Sports › Re: Oshoala Scores Another Brace As Barcelona Defeat Huelva In The Queen's Cup. by Vulcanheph(m): 6:26am On Feb 13, 2020

NwaAmaikpe:

If she is this good, they should draft her into the Super Eagle's team. After all she is as ugly as a man.

Politics › Re: Court Orders FG To Pay Fine Of N200,000 To Sowore, Bakare by Vulcanheph(m): 2:41pm On Feb 12, 2020

175:
We love our "Daddy" Buhari.
Our Darling President will pay

Na which ZoneB get this statement?

The president Nairaland association of Zombies......MANNArottenmeatGRILLS

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Romance › Re: 17 Year Old Girl Shares Video Of Her Friend's Father In Bed As Payback (video) by Vulcanheph(m): 9:45am On Feb 12, 2020

Wonders shall never end.

Family › Re: Mother And Daughter Who Looks So Much Alike Goes Nude (see Photos by Vulcanheph(m): 9:37am On Feb 12, 2020

Which one is which because i Can't tell the difference.........but i'd like to have a Three people private party with two of them alone, If..You..Know..You..Know

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Politics › Re: Photos As Ig Odunukwe, Owner Of Sumec Firman Killed For N900m Property Is Buried by Vulcanheph(m): 9:23am On Feb 12, 2020

Rest in peace.
Valar morgulis

Politics › Re: LOL: This Cap Is Currently Trending, See Why (Photo) by Vulcanheph(m): 9:12am On Feb 12, 2020

Please come and tell us What This cap signifies.

Romance › Re: 6 States Where Free Condoms Will Be Distributed On Valentine’s Day (names) by Vulcanheph(m): 7:08pm On Feb 11, 2020

OgbanjeProphet:
I wan shout "ashawoo states", but when I no see Delta and Imo states.... Na something else dey sup.

Meanwhile,

I saw a condom with CHOCOLATE FLAVOUR the other time.

Can anybody here that has used it enlighten me on how he or she experienced the flavour.

How would my penis feel the chocolate flavour bikonu?

hahahaha....... I swear Comedians full For Nairaland.

Politics › Re: President Buhari At The AU Summit In Addis Ababa (Photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 7:07am On Feb 09, 2020

I hope there is someone there to translate What there are saying into Hausa For him.......before he starts embarrassing us.

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Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Vulcanheph(m): 10:57am On Feb 08, 2020

Souloho19.....i'm glad TDWO has been published, congrats.

it's a good story and i'm sure one of these days kunle afolayan Or some other top Notch Nollywood producer will make You an offer to be made into a movie ......i just hope DELAYED DIAGNOSIS gets published because that story is da Bomb

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Celebrities › Re: My Embarrassing Moment When Banky W Saw Me Naked – Tiwa SaVage by Vulcanheph(m): 6:51am On Feb 08, 2020

Someone should let me know when this makes it to FP

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Education › Re: We Are Using 1992 Calendar In 2020 by Vulcanheph(m): 3:01pm On Feb 07, 2020

Bbbwings:
Whenever you see me
Just prostrate

Oga Methuselah, No vex o

Education › Re: We Are Using 1992 Calendar In 2020 by Vulcanheph(m): 2:57pm On Feb 07, 2020

donbuchi1:
Plenty children in the house

people born in 92 are now 28 years......someone that is 28 isn't a kid anymore

Health › Re: Nigeria Will Spend N620m To Prevent The Outbreak Of Coronavirus by Vulcanheph(m): 8:27am On Feb 07, 2020

Nigerian politicians want to cash out on corona virus ......i bet You they wouldn't mind Delibrately bringing the Virus here to Nigeria so that they can get funds which they will siphon and loot.

Education › Re: We Are Using 1992 Calendar In 2020 by Vulcanheph(m): 7:21am On Feb 07, 2020

Funny enough, i was born in 92 but officially my birth year is 96

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Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Done To Have Sex With A Lady? by Vulcanheph(m): 7:12am On Feb 07, 2020

Dear op, You should have given this thread this topic "Guys what's the Craziest thing You have ever done to have sex with a girl" .......because most Naija girls are too Conservative For their own good, even on a faceless Forum, with the way they pretend you'll think all of them are virgins.

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Celebrities › Re: See Photo Of How Women Dressed Before Satan Became Tailor by Vulcanheph(m): 8:03pm On Feb 06, 2020

Shibaraba:
That wrapper.... Natural bedspread. Bed spread everywhere you go. Even on the floor. Only real legends will understand my direction

you sabi the thing

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Celebrities › Re: See Photo Of How Women Dressed Before Satan Became Tailor by Vulcanheph(m): 8:02pm On Feb 06, 2020

Shibaraba:
That wrapper.... Natural bedspread. Bed spread everywhere you go. Even on the floor. Only real legends will understand my direction

Celebrities › Re: Teen Called Out For Wearing A Bikini After Running From Saudi To Canada by Vulcanheph(m): 7:46pm On Feb 06, 2020

Religion is starting to create problems than it Solves, religion should be a choice not an Obligation.....

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