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MJBOLT:

the chickens have come home to roost

This really cracked me up.

MJBOLT:

so i saw this photo(first picture) online,I thought it was a joke then I tried it,screenshots below.

You can try it too.

Welcome to today's world of inequality.

Women cannot be fat but plus sized but a man can be fat.

Just look at the way Vhagar ripped Lucery's dragon like a chew tow... Even Aemond himself was shocked.

Currently on Nairaland's front page there's a thread about a guy who secretly did a DNA test on his first child and discovered that the child isn't his own.

I don't know how true it is but the mofo is saying that he doesn't want to confront his wife about it (despite the fact that he feels hurt and betrayed) because he doesn't want to ruin his marriage.

I have never felt like slapping someone so much in my whole life...

Someone should help post the link to the thread here

Gbam !!!!.... Op , kudos to you.

You've said it all.

muykem:
Peter Obi needs to do needful on the issue of manifesto to gain confidence of reasonable and intelligent people. I was shocked when he said there's no need for manifesto and he wants to rule Nigeria. How are going to know your step by step approach to critical issues.

In 2014 , APC government came to us with a fully and well documented Manifesto. ...
Plz tell me how far they've taken us.

This kind question is very funny... I don't even know what I'll eat tonight, you're here asking me about 5 years time.

LutherSanchez:
Was coming back from work one day,tired and stressed out. At the bus stop was this woman heavily pregnant,trying to scuffle with young guys and ladies alike trying to get a cab... Me as a sympathetic fellow, duly begged her to please wait for a Sienna car as it's gonna be more spacious and would be convenient for her and her baby, because the normal taxi won't be comfortable for her,she looked me as if am am non existent and doesn't know what am saying.. Even me self,once it's not a Sienna car,i don't board it (i figured why stress myself and squeeze my legs,being uncomfortable while it's the same transport fare that you'll pay).. Waited for like 25 minutes,then alas!!! A Sienna Car came,the woman instead of her to go to the front sit, decided to go sit at the middle,i was seated at the front seat,some minutes after,our car left and like 15 mins later, because we were stuck in traffic,the woman started complaining that she's uncomfortable where she is,cos the place she is,there were like two fat guys besides here.... Normally i was minding my business at the front enjoying myself and space when a lady inside the car said "Make this bros wey dey front come sit here nah make she go sit down for front since the front seat get space well well",i just turned back and looked at her then faced front again without replying her. Another guy repeated the same thing again,I told the guy that i can't simply do that,and people in the car most especially women started their normal Manipulation,is it were to be your mother bla bla or your sister,would you say you cannot change sit for her,that i should consider the fact that she's pregnant and vacate the seat for her..... All these while,i kept shut,twas when they're done that i told them that...


1. I wasn't the one that told her to get pregnant when she knows she doesn't have a car ...

2. Because she's pregnant doesn't mean she's entitled to shit from anyone,the only person she's entitled to shit from is the person that got her pregnant...(That's if the dude is willing to jeopardize his happiness)

3. Am as equally as tired and stressed out as her and probably gonna pay same T.Fare as her ,so why do i have to sacrifice my own happiness for her own happiness..


They were all dumbfounded... Got to my junction and alighted happily,wetin concern me...

Chai... The redpill has reallyy entered your DNA.

kokoA:
Sabinus' father left the WhatsApp group.

I swear... This kind of resemblance Don pass lookalike.
One of their "fathers" has questions to answer.

samwash:
Guy I for advice you to at least recharge with 2k to get more bonus. Waytin be 10MB & #300 for calls when u dey happy for?

I think he's being SARCASTIC.

MJBOLT:

being nice will never get you far with women and in life generally.
Women see niceness as weakness.

I can relate.

abduleez1:
Yep. Aplenty.
Especially since the HOTD show is somewhat an adaptation that fills the gap or actual shït that went down cos the books accounts is said to be inaccurate. Most of it is hearsay and opinions from Maesters and other folks. As well as opinions from a court fool — Mushroom.

Who missed Mushroom in that wedding?


Easter eggs plenty but there are some deviations that even book readers can't anticipate.
Ie Princess Rhaenys wasn't even in King's Landing when Viserys died and she definitely wasn't in Aegon's coronation. I was surprised sef what she was doing there. They just winged that scene and it's perfect building to the coming war.

I've keep an eye out for Mushroom since the series started without seeing him...
Is the wedding in the finale because I haven't seen it yet.

Walk4Brazil ... You forgot to mention that he's the only player in history to have won 2 world cup trophies.

As far as I'm concerned, this matter no concern me... But somehow I feel as if the OP is speaking the truth.

Some employers in this country are straight up evil... And you can see the way that the accused is desperately trying to save his face that what that OP is saying is true.
For those asking the OP of proof should remember that Jobs are scarce and if an employer in this country has vacancy for a good job , he definitely wouldn't need to advertise it because people will definitely search him out (from referrals, link ups etc)
So the mere fact that he's advertising such a lucrative job gives me "cause of worry".

I know things are hard in the country currently and unemployment is high but don't let desperation make you enter a job you'll regret.

It's obvious that episode 10 will Mark the beginning of the "Dance of the Dragons".
This will be exactly when Rhaenyra finally figures out about her father's death and her brother's coronation...
But somehow I feel as if everything was Viserys Targaryen's fault.
He allowed his emotions cloud his judgement (something a person in power should never do).
He knew fully well that Rheanyra's claim to the throne will be contested for 3 obvious reasons...
1. She was a woman.
2. She had brother's who were true born.
3. The paternity of her 3 first kids (who were her heirs) was questionable.

What Viserys should have done is supposed to be the same thing King Jaeherys did by making the people choose between Rhaenyra and Aegon who they wanted.
This would have saved him any feeling of guilt and favoritism.
He obviously wasn't as wise as his grandfather King Jaeherys , who is still remembered as one of the greatest Targaryen Kings.

ashewoboy:
You dey para.

But everything he spoke is the truth.

This episode 9 was da bomb.... Princess Rhaenys reminded all of us that she was also a Targaryen.

I have a "soft spot" for mixed race girls... Especially Mullato.

Google the names Zaazie beets, Zoe Kravitz, Jorja Smith.

The kingdom of God suffereth WAWULENCE...

Someone should inform me when this gets to FP... That's when I say what's on my mind.

obembet:
Sex is not food, this shows that u only want her body not relationship

Madam calm down... The truth was that I really cared about her and I waited patiently over 2 months before I started demanding for it but she was just refusing without giving me any reasonable excuse.
I can't be in a relationship without any intimacy .
Body no be firewood.

No it can't... I once broke up with a girl because she refused to give me sex.

Anything to trend.

Rest in peace Hagrid.

BraniacX:
understand this, he is the king, kings by nature are autocratic, when he makes a decree and says white is black, white automatically becomes black in the eyes of the realm not because everybody is blind, it is because nobody is powerful enough or foolish enough to go against the king a live to keep their head, him knowing the kids are strongs and declaring them velaryons is him exercising his autocratic powers and daring anybody to contradict him, the only people who ever dared contradict him were his family because they knew he won't kill them, the first non-targayrean to put the accusations to voice lost his head courtesy daemon so I disagree, he was not biased to rhaenyra, he was biased to house targaryean in general including his cousin Rhaenys. The difference in this succession is that his grandfather Jaeherys' could have simply allowed the elder line to succeed him through Rhaenys, he wanted a male to succeed him hence he threw the decision to the lords of the realm, almost all of them male and the decision was a forgone conclusion! He only wanted to absolve himself of guilt and responsibility in the cheating of Rhaenys. Viserys by contrast declared his daughter rhaenyra heir and made the lords of the realm swear fealty to her and take oaths to support and defend her succession as his then only child, yet you expect him to show fickle indecisiveness and change his mind because a prince was later born? You can't make all the entire lords of the realm take an oath and be the first to discard the oath and still expect same fealty and reverence from them for your house. And yet you people think Viserys was a weak and foolish king. He might be very merciful but even when connected to Otto by marriage he was able to see and call Otto's service for what it was, self serving and he recognised lord strong as the real small council member who always put the realm first

I love your perspective and you have helped throw more light on why he didn't change Rhaenyra as heir... Viserys was a honourable man but what was a fact in westeros was that a woman sitting on the iron throne will face a lot of challenges unlike a man... This is what Jaeherys knew that's why he didn't give Rhaenys the throne and manipulated it to be given to Viserys instead without really doing it himself.( just like you said).
When you're in a position of power you gotta learn to make hard decisions no matter what or who is involved.
If Viserys had called a council and made the people to choose who they want (which I'm sure , they would choose Aegon) ... Then the "Dance of the Dragons" would have never happened.

Calibrator:
Nope.... We are living under the rock here.


Please explain to us what "House of Dragon" means

Dude, you really didn't have to be so sarcastic.

waititi:
whoever wrote, pitched , directed and generally was involved in the making of the insulting travesty known as she-hulk all deserve to be whipped repeatedly wiith wet bamboo and rafia embedded with barbed wire.

From the trailer ,I could already tell that it was gonna be another "woke/feminist" crap... So I didn't even bother to watch it.
And it turns out that I was right.

Baddestguyp:
really?
When did this show come out?
How many seasons so far?

The series is still in Season 1, and so far there are about 8 episodes

I'll just pretend as if you're not being SARCASTIC with me.

Zee0007:
Who else noticed the smiles on Daemond's face when Aemond gave his final tribute?

It is that Daemond is seeing his younger self or what?

Exactly.

dubylhover:
I still opine that viceroys wasn't a wise king,the fact that he purposely kept a blind eye and was obviously biased towards rhanerya,did he think he would love forever to keep covering for her? Remember that scene where he queried Aegon about who told him about rhaenera bastards,his reply was "look at them,everyone knows".he knew. Did he think that not acknowledging the problem would make it disappear? Why did he think the jaeharys council choose him over princess rhaenys? It was because he was male,he now has full targaryen sons and you'd expect the realm to accept his daughters? One full worth controversy?

I agree with you... King Viserys was a good King but he let his emotions cloud his judgement.
I could understand why he named Rheanyra his heir when he didn't have any more kids but still keeping her as his heir even when he has had 3 true born sons was his biggest mistake.
The mistake got worse when Rheanyra's kids with Leanor turned out to be obviously bastards (a fact everyone knew, even the boys themselves).
He could have done exactly the same thing King Jaeherys, his grandfather did by letting the Lords of the realm choose for themselves between his two children Aegon and Rhaenyra, who should sit on the iron throne.

I was just starting to like Vaemond Velaryon before he was killed by Daemon.
The guy had balls and courage and his concerns for his house we're very valid but sometimes he would have let sleeping dogs lie. (Rhenys, his sister-in-law knew exactly that going against Rheanyra , when her father was present was a very bad idea)

Challenging the King was a very stupid thing to do.
I really hated the fact that such a powerful character would die so stupidly.