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I agree... Karma is real

AdaojoTheUrchin:
Adaojo Victor, you need to first chop well first before you think of giving 500k. You wey your skin dry like mortuary attendant wey dey use formalin do body lotion... Mugu....

Bros... You no get joy at all.

Idiko1:
The issue with the above post is can the jackass afford the amount of money.

You literally spoke my mind ....

Naira20:
And why is this not on FP?

This is simply because most Nairaland mods are bias... and most of them are supporting the senile geriatric man.

Heathrow44:
Idk u get married to a woman and u lose d house u built with ur hands to her, idk the rational behind that, isn't that criminal, u leave ur house for a complete stranger

I agree... Who ever came up with such laws is crazy .

This is the main reason why divorce cases are so high in the UK/US and so low in Africa.
It is so not fair at all to men... The annoying fact is that prenup doesn't even help much.

For Africa here, the day a woman wants to divorce, na wetin she carry come she go carry go.

Obi all the way...

If you Don't support Obi, then you're against progress in Nigeria.

I didn't expect anything less from a strong BUHARIST and APC member...

At least he admits that there's inflation under Buhari's regime... Because Buhari's supporters never admit such things.

The message on the board is too perfectly ironic... I have a feeling that OP was the one who wrote it before Taking the picture.

faceland:
it would be almost 15k for that whiteboard

E Don pass 15k... a full sheet white plywood is about 17k now.

buygala:
Wowwww..

So dis girl dey fvck, even sotay she get bele? ..

I always thought she ovulates tennis balls and not eggs capable of forming kids..

So shocking

Thank you nairaland for such insightful news

This is so far the most sarcastic comment I've seen on this forum this 2023.

If you wanna see her face, she made a cameo in the 2014 movie called ANNIE... She was the caretaker at the dog rescue center.

I already had mine in 2018

I like her style... She come face God after she Don make all the money finish.

AdaojoTheUrchin:
Ayade side chick.

That short man too like big nyash.

Bro you literally spoke my mind... It's an open secret that na Ayade dey service this woman.

AlphaAlex:
It is not About who you like but about who likes you. Follow the path of least resistance. The people that like you will be willing to do whatever for you, one example of this is your family, now if you have an awful family replace them with the friends that you have that consider you to be family. The girls that like you will be willing to do whatever she will climb mountains and cross oceans for you. KNOW YOURSELF as A man ,know exactly What you want from any situation and be about it,players will say “Don’t Talk about it be about it “ you can lie to everyone else but you can never lie to yourself, If you keep lying to yourself Do you really love yourself? make it a habit of telling yourself the truth be unbiased in your views. Let go of your ego and look at any situation from an unbiased perspective and you will really Understand what life is About

I’ll leave you with this poem below by Kipling if you can understand this poem and live by it you’ll live a long and happy life as a man

IF by Joseph Rudyard Kipling is actually my favorite poem and I consider it to be amongst the greatest peices of poetry ever written.
My favorite part is the first two sentences.
"If you can keep your head when all about are loosing theirs..."
" If you can trust in yourself when all about doubt you...".

I've used 50 Kobo and 1 naira as a kid during the late 90's and early 00's... That's all I can say to have used.
When CBN released the 2 naira coin Many years later , I saw it but never got to use it because NIGERIA had gone too long without coins and we were already used to not using it.

I collected my PVC during the 2018 registration... I barely bring it out and it's still brand new.

That card doesn't belong to me but to Peter obi.

Most of my updates on this thread have been about movies, so here's another movie about how complicated women are...

The lead character only realized she loved her male best friend only when he was about to marry another woman.
The funny fact is that it's implied in the movie that she had turned once turned him down when he Tried becoming romantic with her.

heartofcity12:
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The second post about women having high standards but will tag any man with high standards as MISOGYNISTIC kinda reminded me of an incident at work...

I was discussing with some girls who work close to my workshop and I told them that I only date women tall girls that short girls seem to have too much problems, they reacted as if I have committed an offense by having a preference for taller girls over short ones .
They tried to guilt trip me, meanwhile both girls actually confessed later that their respective boyfriends are tall.

luvyaself95:
Just look how the actress was at the actors back.
Not what we see today, it's the Actress that will be front while actor will be at the back.

The annoying fact about the recent sequel , THE MATRIX RESURRECTION is the fact that they changed the whole storyline from the first three movies that evolved around NEO and gradually changed it to Trinity.

Meedon:
Morpheus the baddest guy. When I used to watch this movie as a child, I didn't understand the movie.

Morpheus is probably one of the greatest and most enigmatic characters ever created... He was literally the lifeblood of the movie.

I had to watch the series three times in my life before I fully understood it.

The first time I saw the movie was in my early teens, I was just interested in the action scenes.
The second time I saw the movie was in my early 20's, this was when I really understood the storyline.
The third time was 3 years ago... It was at this moment I really understood the philosophical meanings to the story.

traware:
Photos below of the Wachowski brothers;writers and directors of the 1999 movie The Matrix.
Before and after transitioning to the Wachowski sisters

The funny fact is that not one but two brothers just decided to become women... I still get chills whenever I think of it.

Family Guy once made a joke about it.

As far as I'm concerned, the story ended in the Matrix revolution, where Neo defeated Agent Smith in the final battle by allowing Smith to "possess" him and allow the matrix to reload hereby allowing the machines to finally be at peace with humanity and ending the war.
I will never accept the abomination they released early this year that went completely against everything the original trilogies stood for.

Let us all take a moment to appreciate the movie that actually gave us SYMBOLISM for this movement...

This was before Hollywood started it's Feminism and LGBT bull crap.

Even it's newest sequel MATRIX RESURRECTION was not left out.

heartofcity12:
You’re right. That song is one of the most simpish songs there is..

What about Falz's song... GENTLEMAN.

That song is so simpish, and the video is so ironic.

ubunja:
Merry Christmas to everyone.

Same to you
Captain Morpheus.

Fireandforget:
Block a bitch today . Feels so good about it
We are course mates in school
Talk well on social media
Asked her out... She wanted to friend zoned me
Asking me hold on . That anything is possible.. that we can still be together in the future
Bleep...
Reduce my attention to zero
... She didn't communicate for months..

Only to surface when she needed help
To fix her school stuff

And she just saw a recently picture I posted on. Facebook from my new job

I told her to go look for help else where

I can't be rembered only when she needed help..

She started telling me lame stories..

Blocked her ass off
.. bitch..

Most Nigerian girls are users., Leach and parasite
..

If it wasn't for the Red pill you wouldn't have been able to see through the deception.... So on behalf of everyone on this thread, I say... YOU'RE WELCOME.

They're all American.

chikasnight:
So guys field report:
I was with this very fine girl earlier today hanging out for the first time anyway. Before today the vibes was cool we used to talk well though it was through cold approach everything started.
So when we met i noticed she put up a game, she started acting a bit cold and was mostly on her phone. Already I was just smiling cuz i know the game plan was to get me to try to impress her, chase her more and invest. Well I was patient enough for like 10mins to see if she’ll change before this conversation ensued between me and her...

Me: it seems you’re not interested in what is happening here you can stand up and go.

She: (looking shocked as she didn’t believe someone could tell her something like that).

Me: didn’t you hear me ?

She: you said I should go now why do you want me to go

Me : you’ve been on your phone since we came so go and continue with it...

She got her stuffs walked out hoping I’ll call her back , after another 10mins I decided to catch up with my guys somewhere else, as I was stepping out I saw her standing alone close to the entrance of the lounge staring at me maybe waiting to see if I’ll call her back or even reconcile as I was going. Also I noticed the phone that was so important to her was no longer in her hands it’s now in her bag. I just left without a word not for my self now but for the next guy who’ll hang out with her...

That chick is gonna be obsessed with you.
You're gonna be on her mind for a long time.