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The way redeem church ordains pastors is faster than the speed of naija bus drivers... happy birthday to him.

Oluromantic:
Those ones with big features(most of them) don't even bother to task their brain let alone working towards intelligence cus their features pave way for them. The ones without features have no choice, they have to compensate for it via intelligence to prove their value.

You've said it all.

MejiLoyon:
I want to address the fetish level

Hold one hand over your head, raise the other hand up, raise one leg and start hopping on your other leg. Now say after me, oh lord, allow me to have sense. Deliver me from the spirit of mumuism.

Your mother CAN NEVER be the cause of your misfortune. Else she would have flushed you from day one. Having taken care of you,through shit and piss. Sickness,school,food everything one woman go come say she dey fetish. If she is let her be fetish. If that fetish level no kill me and I still dey okay,dear mother dey do am dey go. I don't like divorce but as for your wife,it's left to you

2015 felele in Ibadan I was attending one cele church. I was born a celestian so make una no talk say I go find jazz. In any case one wooli do sharamantakaya come my side say spirit dey run am. I just dey look. Mid prophesy na him he mention say na my mama dey do me. Na that time I believe say spirit dey him body true true because the way I looked at him he stopped prophesying. I calmly walked to the Shephard and told him to warn that prophet. If he try am again he go collect. Apology accepted I left and never returned. If my mama dey do me and I dey this okay,please mommy, continue to be doing me.

Dear Op
This man has said it all.

No offense sir, but I'm sorry to say that "YOU ARE AN IDIOT"....a woman who gave birth to you and raised you from infancy can never do you any harm.... Always remember that no matter how slim there's a possibility that your wife might leave you for another man but your mother will never leave you, always remember that no sacrifice is too big for your mother

Your own better , Before I took the redpill and woke up, I once dated a girl who hardly ever remembered my name When she finally wanted to start taking me serious ,I had already lost interest in her and moved on.... it's obvious that girl belongs to the streets, so just forget about her.... As a nairalander here always says "Nigerian girls are useless, all of them"

AlhajiBitcoin:
Why not get a job that pays you N500k per month or still N250k ?

Are you a handout specialist ?

She has a job, she deals in Clitocurrency in exchange for cash

Zzor:
Truly I feel for Nigerian men this period, its really not easy for them due to the situation of the country.I can testify to it because man that will dash you from 500k upwards before without baiting an eyelid will now bombard you with questions before giving you half of the amount, no condition is permanent may God ease the situation and blessed the work of your hands.

I think you are just looking for clout on nairaland that's why you are always posting thrash .... This is the last time I'll ever waste my time quoting you.

Abeg wetin be scores.... NEPA don take light for my area.

gasparpisciotta:
The contrasting colors of the face and arm got me thinking....perhaps he got it on his prosthetic arm

I think say na only me notice am.

Dear

Tho Op just bashed your Lord and savior, please come and defend your master like the good zombie that you are....

SouthSouth1914:
Liquor Store Blues- Bruno Mars Feat. Damian Marley!!

My Nigga.... I love that song like Mad.

theBLOODofJESUS:
Thank you for this great project, PMB. Thank you Amaechi!

No matter how many monikers you use, I'll always know it's you..... .

Zzor:
Good one,she's really utilizing her opportunity, patiently waiting for my own Ned

You should be ashamed of yourself, instead of looking for ways to build up yourself mentally, financial, academically etc you are there waiting for a man that will marry you and take away all your problems.... It's the same you that will Still come on nairaland to make comments like "Men are thrash" ," men are scum" etc..... GET A LIFE.

Zzor:
Things are happening sha

I thought you'll start saying "men are scum"

I think these chicks are on Tik tok

has anyone else noticed that there is something off about Buhari's hand in the picture.

I don't mean to boast, but by the time I rough handle this girl.... She go use her hand go delete the useless tweet. RUBBISH.

Abeg which one come be "Duck nyash" again now?

If the Nigerian army denies it, then it's definitely true..... Example : LEKKI TOLLGATE.

Fixey:
My dear when you see this single trait in a woman, Run. Don't just run, run extremely fast and far.

First, that you met an individual and you connected on a level does mean anything divine. It only means you met someone.

2. Stop forcing it. Any relationship where a single party is carrying the bulk of the burden of making it work is toxic and unhealthy. Beyond talk, you know it, you do the whole relationship work. What then is her role as the female, whose role ought to be the nurturer and caregiver to the relationship?


3. As the saying goes, never marry a partner who has values you won't like to see replicated in your kids. Does her negative vibes and attitude not stare at you in the obvious?


4. It is almost always singles feel anyone that comes is the right one or possibly needs patience and all and it creates room to excessively tolerate what should be rebuked not accepted as a norm. If you have a lady who won't listen to you, then the signs are clear, you don't need a muse or a dibia. Bugger, there are lots of clean Chicks around, stop operating with the scarcity mentality. It's her job to be womanly and care for the soul of what you have, her failure in this department makes her a failure.



5. A relationship shouldn't feel forced or feel like work when with the right person. It seems you're the bricklayer doing all the hard work while he sits on her Queens throne and receives your worship with you at her mercy. She has her hands wrapped round your waist bro. Untie yourself and regain the control. You're the man. The one who chooses, if she can't fit into your world open the door and tell not to return. Infact I'm recommending you to this as a last chance to her. Call her give her a hard Frank talk telling her she's adding rather than relieve stress from your world, and to either fit in or walk away.

Thanks for this... I feel I needed this info more than the OP himself.

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Akathriel:
1.) Atiku: No way. There's nothing more dangerous than a desperate man who has nothing to lose. I know some sycophants around him must have been deceiving him with the story of Abraham Lincoln who endured a steady stream of failure & defeat before becoming the President of the "United States of Taliban" but unfortunately, this is Nigeria and not Amerika; besides - his records as the chairman of the National Council on Privatization during the Obasanjo administration has already given us a glimpse of what to expect from his Presidency.

2.) Tinubu: A bad product way worse than Atiku. A Drug dealing, blood drinking, heroine snorting traitor who won't hesitate to sell the entire Country for a measly pot of porridge. This Iragbiji bastard who exhumed, dusted, packaged & foisted the current "mistake" on us has never been remorseful for taking Nigeria 500years backward, but now aspires to be the President.

His inglorious witch of a wife: 3-term Senator.
His daughter: Iyaloja of Lagos State.
His son-in-law: Federal Rep Member.
His brother: Oando CEO (fronting for Tinubu).
His Cronies: Thieves, Corrupt Kings & Touts.
His son: Largest stakeholder in LCC and the impending Governor of Lagos State.

Is the Tinubu family the only family in Yorubaland? Even if he & his family members think they carry 20heads on their necks, we shall decapitate all of them.

Nigeria will go the way of Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia & Syria and then burn to ashes than to have Tinubu at the helm.

For those who may not have the indepth knowledge about the ugly & stinking personality of this rotten-teeth monster, I recommend Yinka Odumakin's article:

Portrait of the Tiger Ambode Rode.

A very long but interesting read.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/neusroom.com/portrait-of-the-tiger-ambode-rode-by-yinka-odumakin/amp/

3.) Bagudu: A close associate of Gen. Sani Abacha and the kingpin of Abacha's money-laundry schemes. In other words, Bagudu was the gasoline that ran Abacha's money-laundry engines. His fingerprints are everywhere that Abacha laundered money; and to think that this same Fulani Bastard is now the elected Governor of Kebbi State is beyond disbelief.

4.) Fayemi: A Fulani stooge and a traitor to the Yoruba people. This bastard was somewhere in the UK lecturing before he was called upon to come & contest as Governor in Ekiti State.

When he was made the Minister of Mines and Steel Development, charged with the duty of resuscitating the Ajaokuta Steel Industry, he was busy giving fake press conference on monthly basis about its concession and therefore ended as a failure.

The is the same bastard who, during his first tenure as Ekiti Governor, bought 50Million Naira mattresses for he & his stupid wife at the Government House.

5.) El-Rufai: The Terrorist-in-Chief.

You think Buhari is a tribalistic, nepotistic religious fanatic? Wait till you see El-Rufai in action. El-Rufai is Buhari raised to power hundred.

Remember Dr. Obadiah Mailafia's statement that "Repentant Terrorists Named One Northern Governor As Boko Haram Commander" ? Yes! You guessed right.

http://saharareporters.com/2020/08/11/repentant-terrorists-named-one-northern-governor-boko-haram-commander-says-former-cbn

To get a clear picture of El-Rufai's callousness; in 2018, he organized a peace meeting with the King of Adara Kingdom in Southern Kaduna, and on his way back home, the King, his wife and driver were abducted by El-Rufai's mercenaries known as Bandits.

The driver was allowed to go. The Bandits raped his wife in his presence before letting her go, and after collecting a ransom of 10Million Naira - Th King was brutally murdered.

That wasn't enough.

On hearing about the killing of their King, the elders and people of Adara Kingdom staged a huge protest.

And El-Rufai had them all arrested & imprisoned for a year without facing trials.

6.) Bakare: I don't need to say much about Tunde Bakare. His "double-tongued" reputation precedes him.

He was recently subtly campaigning for Tinubu after he had condemned & shaded him in the past.

In 2006, Bakare gave a prophesy that did not come to pass by prophesying (wrongly) that “Let me tell you the truth by the spirit of God, neither OBJ, Atiku, IBB and this tall one, Buhari are part of the new. They are part of the old that is decaying. That old one is passing away. The new is emerging and these ones are not part of that new.”

And after claiming that God’s Holy Spirit told him Muhammadu Buhari was part of Nigeria’s decaying past, this same Pastor Bakare went ahead to accept to be the running mate of the Muhammadu Buhari who was "not part of the new" in 2011.

7.) Amosun: There's just little difference between Amosun & Tinubu and that's the reason they do not get along. This Bastard and his predecessor (Gbenga Daniel) turned Ijebu-Ode into the den of Cultists.

8.) Umahi: No Igbo man will rule Nigeria simply because the only Geo-Political zone that will vote for an Igbo candidate is the South East. The handwriting is on the wall.

9.) Bello: I don't have to waste my precious time & energy on this bastard. Just read the article below.

Yahaya Bello: Five Years In Office, Five Years Of Humanitarian Disaster And Waste In Kogi State By Usman Okai Austin

http://saharareporters.com/2021/01/27/yahaya-bello-five-years-office-five-years-humanitarian-disaster-and-waste-kogi-state

10.) Nwajuiba: Same as Umahi.


SOLUTION: Rather than taking 10 steps forward and 2000 steps backward and running in endless circles every four years; the dissolution & balkanization of this entity called Nigeria will be the best decision made by the citizens.

But I'm afraid it will never be achieved through speeches and peaceful resolutions but ONLY by Iron & Blood.

My God, you just dissected everything completely that I don't even need to comment.... abeg you too much.

[quote author= post=99587470]Oh Noooo .

Sadiq Daba, the great Veteran.
We are honored to hand out with you time to time.back in the days.

From all of us @[/b] : RIP Mr Sadiq Dana.

He was a great man.


He lived a good life.

Inspector Waziri himself....

[b]One day, we all gonna die!!![/quote]Since this isn't a zombie thread and because of respect for the dead I'll let it slide.... R.I.P. Mr daba

vibbb:
Nice one, weldon Musa. Please put a measure for maintenance and regulations.

my thoughts exactly.... because we lack maintenance culture in Nigeria.

[quote author= post=99559900]See as dis one open mouth table d matter like say he was present in the meeting with them from day one when the company was set up!

All dis Nairaland pikins sef, noting that cannot come outta mouths.
Funny people everywhere.......

Abegii, chop palliatives......[/quote]People like you are part of Nigeria's problems.