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Romance › Re: Ozo Is Not Yet A Man! {see Photo Captured With Nengi} by Vulcanheph(m): 11:30am On Feb 09, 2021
kelvinrhs:
It is too late


Nengi belongs to the people now
gringringrin
Politics › Re: Uche Maduagwu For Anambra Governor Poster (Photo) by Vulcanheph(m): 11:20am On Feb 09, 2021
festacman:
Is this dude actively mad already or is he still rehearsing?

Ever since he started wearing red bra on his kpanla body, he has been suffering from oral diarrhoea. Does he think he is above arrest in line witn anti-gay law? He should be careful.

Look, Uche Maduagwu practise your gay stuff in your house and let us be in peace with our straight stuff.
That is exactly what he wants, the guy wants to cause enough controversy that when the government persecute him, he'll call on LGBT communities around the world to Grant him asylum.
Family › Re: He Is Your Son, But I Am Not Going For Any DNA Test. Wife Tells Husband(video) by Vulcanheph(m): 7:56am On Feb 06, 2021
internationalman:
To everyone reading this, would it be cool with you if your dad opt for a DNA test to confirm you are his biological son...

Be sincere with your answers please
My dad doesn't even need to go for DNA test to prove that I'm his son....his old pictures is all the proof he needs.
Business › Re: Top 5 Reasons Buhari Banned Bitcoin - Dr Kemi Olunloyo by Vulcanheph(m): 7:47am On Feb 06, 2021
This woman might sometimes seem a bit confused at times but she did give some valid points.
Phones › Re: I've Been Scammed By MTN Nigeria by Vulcanheph(m): 7:46am On Feb 01, 2021
I noticed the same thing, as far as data subscription is concerned MTN Nigeria are major frauds..... Ever since I noticed how they drain data I only use them for night plan and even that they still look for means to cheat me.
Sports › Re: Manchester United Jesse Lingard Completes Loan Move To West Ham by Vulcanheph(m): 11:12pm On Jan 28, 2021
Chai , if this is true then west ham don buy Dustbin.
Romance › Re: The Most Annoying People In Nigeria: Compilation. by Vulcanheph(m): 6:58pm On Jan 28, 2021
Those people that play Mp3 speaker loudly while walking on the road.
Romance › Re: Which Person Are U Currently Crushing On? by Vulcanheph(m): 6:56pm On Jan 28, 2021
The only woman I've always had a massive crush on is Yemi alade.... The kind of things I fantasize about doing with/to her will give anyone nightmares.
Pets › Re: Is This Black Mamba? by Vulcanheph(m): 6:53pm On Jan 28, 2021
It's been a while I saw a snake thread right here on nairaland and I know Lala (our snake Lord) is getting anxious, so let's wait for him to push it to the "promised Land".... Because only him can tell us what kind of snake it is.
Romance › Re: Is It Right For A Man To Kneel Before Proposing To A Woman? by Vulcanheph(m): 6:49pm On Jan 28, 2021
It's all up to the man.... But if I ever ask a woman to marry me and she says no simply because I didn't kneel, I'll simply carry my ring and go away.
SIMPLE
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldiers Are Not In Good Terms With; by Vulcanheph(m): 6:47pm On Jan 28, 2021
Kaduna1stson:
Lies

They are in good terms with Boko haram
grincheesygringringrin
Career › Re: Justice Akon Ikpeme Confirmed As Chief Judge Of Cross River State by Vulcanheph(m): 6:41pm On Jan 28, 2021
I pity the former acting chief judge, justice eneji.... After thinking that the seat will be given to him permanently.
Romance › Re: Guys That Patronize Prostitute I Dont Blame You Atall by Vulcanheph(m): 1:38pm On Jan 28, 2021
TruthHurts1:
Yes, because you personally gave gynacological inspections to all the hookers in the world and you confirmed the sanitary status of each and everyone of their respective vay jays before you came to this conclusion.
You misunderstood me... I have worked on a hotel and made friends with a lot of them and I've also had female friends who aren't hookers and I can comfortably tell you that the hookers are clean.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Blasts Nigeria Government After Coming Across A Hospital In Dubai by Vulcanheph(m): 1:18pm On Jan 28, 2021
duro4chang:
He has forgotten that he was also part of the government.All he could do was to acquire vehicles.
Very good point
Romance › Re: Guys That Patronize Prostitute I Dont Blame You Atall by Vulcanheph(m): 1:16pm On Jan 28, 2021
TruthHurts1:
Yes, go to a prostitute and maximise your chances of picking up an STD, maybe even AIDS. It's a much better strategy than practicing abstinence which 99% of Nigerian men lack the discipline to observe.
Pure lies... You are more likely to get an STD from a girlfriend than a hooker, hookers take personal hygiene very seriously and there go for medical check-up regularly..... Hookers are more cleaner than the average girlfriend.
I AM SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE.
Celebrities › Re: Prophet Onyeze Jesus Promises To Resurrect 7 Dead Bodies In A Mortuary (video) by Vulcanheph(m): 11:37am On Jan 27, 2021
Granted but he must Allow someone else choose the mortuary for him....
Family › Re: Wife Stabs Husband After Finding Photos Of Him With Woman – Which Was Herself! by Vulcanheph(m): 11:32am On Jan 27, 2021
Heartbender:
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Leonora reportedly didn’t immediately recognize herself because the woman in the images was younger, thinner and wearing make-up[b]

Finally, after deceiving men with make overs, they're deceiving themselves. V^gina people grin
gringringrin
Politics › Re: Nigerian police officers Are Acclaimed To Be The Best In The world – IGP Adamu by Vulcanheph(m): 10:54am On Jan 26, 2021
Even the IGP himself knows that he's lying.
Politics › Re: 40 Children: When It Rains Africans Think Of Women Instead Of Agric- Reno Omokri by Vulcanheph(m): 10:16am On Jan 26, 2021
Esseite:
One would have expected Nigerian leaders to be thinking in the line of curbing population explosion, especially in the face of dwindling oil revenues and a major phase off from oil in say 50years. But everyone wants to be politically correct..

The elite muslims dont want to talk on population control because it may go against the doctrines of the Quran. (Sanusi saga)..

The churches dont want to talk about it because it may go against the word of God (Go and multiply)..

The politicians dont want to talk about it because it reduces riging strength thereby reducing voting powers..

The regions dont want to talk about it because some are already calling others 5% on voting strength and think they have an edge..

The below belt dont want to talk about it because their failed future actualization may be luckily corrected in one of the huge numbers of children..

The issues is they all dont realize they are struggling using these vices to king over a dying kingdom.
I swear you deserve an award because you hit the nail on the head.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ministry Leaders Apologize For Prophesying Trump Win by Vulcanheph(m): 7:38am On Jan 24, 2021
Biodun556:
Nigerian pastors will never apologize or feel remorse for lying.
Nigerian pastors would have come up with a shitty excuse like "God showed me Trump winning but the results were manipulated by man"
Romance › Re: . by Vulcanheph(m): 7:01am On Jan 24, 2021
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Trust me there's nothing as sweet as banging a mature lady that knows her way around the bedroom grin
I agree, as a young man I've found out older mature ladies are better in bed.
Celebrities › Re: Actress Monalisa Chinda & Her 12-Year-Old Daughter Pose In Matching Outfit (Pix) by Vulcanheph(m): 10:21am On Jan 23, 2021
monalisa is still a fine ass mil... sorry lady, but the load wey that girl get for chest don pass 12 years old own.
Celebrities › Re: Annie And 2face Celebrate Their Son Nino's Birthday At Midnight by Vulcanheph(m): 6:35am On Jan 16, 2021
Happy birthday to the boy, but I swear nothing concern Tubaba with DNA test.
Romance › Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Presently Dating? by Vulcanheph(m): 6:33am On Jan 16, 2021
God forbid.... I'm just in for the sex.
Phones › Re: Why Does MTN Stop My Data At 20MB Or 19MB by Vulcanheph(m): 6:31am On Jan 16, 2021
I noticed the same thing too, especially when I'm on night plan, at 20mb balance the data seizes.... The best thing to do at that time is to switch off your data and on it back....MTN think they have sense, they don't know that ours is greater.
Travel Ads › Re: Agege Train Station Then VS Now by Vulcanheph(m): 4:38pm On Jan 11, 2021
southniyikaye:
It is good they developed it but they should also tell us the amount channeled into it and amount embezzled..

People shouting APC and pdp are fools to me...
Rotimi amaechi was formerly in pdp before crossing to APC..
80% of criminals in APC were pdp criminals..
They only poured an old wine into a new bottle
Too much sense no go kill you.... whoever you are just know that I owe you some bottles of beer

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