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Juxtified:
Who's Davido?

Davido, noun. A rare species of sea turtle that grows physically fast but mentally slow. Prone to impregnating any female of any species. Recognizable by its round turtle head.

Man fucck this shiit.

A world without porn is a world gone wild.

Man is inseparable from his most beastly, primordial, primal and instinctive desire to fucck, much like we desire food. And just like the way we dream about our favorite food, so also we fantasize about sex.

It's a good thing someone else is willing to act out our fantasies onscreen.

And you're wrong claiming all the ex pornstars have accepted jesus. Most quit the show to support the industry as power players.

It's a huge industry and lots of guys and gals are daily trooping in. There's more coming in than going out.

Almost all the actors whose interviews and bios I've read went in for the money AND the fun of it. Most them were not abused into it, they willfully made that choice knowing full well the inside story since it's all over the public consciousness.

Bestiality I disapprove of, as pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophilia, gay porn etc.

But good old hetero porn and even lesbo collabo is all fine and dandy.

Just say you have s personal distaste for porn and move on....just don't call the blather you spammed above 'research'.

This is just a non-subtle jesus pitch for the bible thumping crowd.

Now, where's my DVD of Cytheria.....

HTC is Taiwanese, not Chinese.

MediaDeveloper:
Time to fix the helicopters

No no no!

They should not yet fix the helicopters.

Instead they should make Badeh, Umar and Adeosun fly them to EFCC in Abuja first.

Babysho:
Autofocusing your pictures make them look cooler and better...I took a pic and made it my wallpaper...most people thought I downloaded it from the net.Its quite easy but you just have to be precise.

+ It doesn't matter if your device has 2 megapixel you can still autofocus your pictures.

How To;

**Go to your camera, then click on your camera settings and switch off any feature that was applied by you or check for the restore default icon and click it....i.e touch capture,smile shot,face beauty all these should be off....you should also switch off your flash.

**Now For The Fun Part....look for two objects with different colours...

**put one behind the other...

**now move your camera close to the first object but let the second one still show on your screen)....

**.while on it click the first object on ur screen...you'll notice that the object behind has become blurry.....Then capture Immediately.

you can keep practicing with different objects to get better auto focused pictures.

Some Of My Auto focussed pictures are below....


Cc;Lalasticlala, fynestboi

Man that's not Autofocus, that's Touch To Focus. Autofocus does the focusing between objects in a scene by itself, and the quality depends on aperture size and focal length.

The LG G3 and G4 use a laser to autofocus.

Touch to focus is manual, not auto.

You can achieve better pix by manually tweaking ISO settings, white balance, macro etc. Or simply use HDR (high dynamic range) if your phone supports it.

dmostcheerful:
http://leadership.ng/business/492281/pmb-supports-aba-entrepreneurs-n7-5m
I laugh in Swahili, 7.5m won't even be enough to source material for a singular machines prototype.
This government got no shame.
a whole federal government giving out just 7.5m .
see insult.

There's just no pleasing you IPOB wailers. I'm sure even if Nigeria gives you Biafra you'll still find something to complain about.

Clemzzz:
Examine ur head,broz

A mad man doesn't know he's mad.

look at all these gullible idiots

hope you applied.

samted:
People just wanna believe something bruh. People like to follow, so that when there is wahala they have someone to blame.

Yeah.

We sit and hope for god to solve all our problems with no effort on our part.

When religion was about god using man for the greater good, now it's about man using god for selfish gratification.

No wonder the gospel of eternal salvation is replaced by the gospel of material wealth.

This is what gave rise to charlatans like TB Joshua and co.

Watching this shameful video I smh for humanity. At least the gullible part of humanity who believe in snake oil salesmen and violent mullahs.


If we cannot conceive of a better god than this, atheists will very soon rule the world.

Well that was mildly entertaining.

And I thought suicide bombers were the easily brainwashed ones.

Christians are so stupid.

MIKOLOWISKA:
first of your father is the bastard
second life is not fair, deal with it
third arguing with yourself instead of learning how the world works is your right, let's see how burying your head in the same will solve the problem.
last is not your money
stop spending other ppl money in your head, go and hustle then use your own money for Idp

Crummy piece of sh1t punk son of a biitch motherfuccking butt sniffing nerf herder.

Go fucck your leprous mother.

misspicy:
you don't mean it

True story.


The 11 year olds are as pretty well hung as a horse. It's crazy, I tell ya. Everywhere you look is a damn pendulum swinging every which way about to knock yer head clean right off.

Damn kids.

misspicy:
I think OP is still a virgin,why?

according to her story,she was 6,the hymen becomes stronger during female formative years,which means the hymen must have been too thin to actually bleed or cause pain,and according to her,the boy was around her age grade,meaning he must have had a tiny pencil type of penis_ which couldn't have done the work of breaking the hymen,that is why,it becomes more painful for an older virgin to become disflowered than a younger virgin,say 30years/20years old virgin

Tiny pencil type penis_ ?

on a 6 year old?

you need to see the 6 year olds in my family....

MIKOLOWISKA:
so you cannot afford Barton of income or blanket or bucket. na wa for your own struggle o

Yes i cannot afford "Bartons of income"

But i can afford cartons of indomie.

There, ive generously made your argument for you.

theV0ice:


But looking at the whole matter, i think Falae might have a point with this angle he's exploring.

He doesn't know Dasuki.....He simply collected money from Anenih for services rendered to PDP by his party

Receivers of stolen goods are accessories to crime and guilty before the law.

sauceTDA:
Op where is the cut

No mind them o. Obviously they don't know that the "cut" usually refers to ads inbetween posts.

talktonase:
When will he ever be humble?

When his dad and his friends stop fuccking the sophias of the world.

MIKOLOWISKA:
where is the law written that they owe their fans anything other than the entertainment the fans paid for. and if they dash all their money out how many fans do you think they'd have when they're broke. the human not humane thing is survival of the fittest. why do they refuse to point out the Boko. why do they sell their votes for rice. they get every they deserve. cruel I know but such is life. I for instance deserve to be an economic refugee cos I did not change my country, now cold wan kill me for oyinbo land taking orders from 10 yrs my junior. when I and you and they are tired of suffering we will find solution to bad leadership. BTW they are entertainment role models not philanthropy role models

And who says an entertainer can't be a philanthropist? Most of the Hollywood stars are philanthropists. They always give to charity and help human causes. Angelina Jolie goes all over Africa helping poor people and adopting kids. Bono is now more famous for championing Africa than U2. Just about every celebrity in Hollywood has given to charity. And we all know our entertainment industry is modeled along the American model (heck, they even go to texas to give themselves awards).

It's a voluntary thing and it adds to the image of the celeb.

But since you're such a cold hearted bastard to say the IDPs deserve their fates, arguing with myself is far more productive than talking with you.

PRYCE:
He's now gon be detained indefinitely...

So Sorry For You Mba!....

But If they want statement, Just go all gibberish on them like Yandu did with The Broker (Guardians of the Galaxy)!

umbellu-dmbellu-belelu-leluulu..


haha funny scene right there in Knowhere..

greenhulk:
I don't think Netflix can stream in 1080p in Nigeria. It has to go through some approvals and only a few devices can stream in 1080p not to talk of 2k and 4k.

I stream YouTube 2k no probs. Maybe some buffering here and there.

Mcsammy4u:
I guess he wanted to say data cable, it always happens if the data cable is bad or is not well supported by the system.

Which one is data cable? You mean the VGA cable?

No. Blue screen of death happens even on laptops, Windows tablets, and AIOs. It just means memory discharge due to faulty hardware, or incompatible device drivers.

"Campcoder"

Heehee!

Arsehole police.

Why are they allowing hijabs?

Disclaimer: I'm a Muslim. But safety first.

What?! No playa bought a Koenigsegg CCXR??

That's the Supercar to beat (even the Agera shamed the Bugatti Grand Vitesse)

cbaba:
alas, einer deutscher menschen. Spricht du wirklich deutsch oder kommen die Wörter aus Google?

Haha, nein!

MIKOLOWISKA:
is it your money. how much have you donated to the Idp

I've donated nothing, because I'm a struggling, private individual.

The celebs, on the other hand, are public figures and role models, at least they ought to be, for whom society has given so much.

They are not obligated by law; but they owe it to their fans to live up to their roles as models. It's the humane-- no, human -- thing to do.

As for the companies, they're bound by the dictates of corporate social responsibility. It's better marketing to put a human face than waste millions on yet one more car for Dbanj.

It's a question of morality.

temitemi1:
Abacha era in our democracy, thanks to our general buhari

Don't care what you say...the Abacha years were probably the best ever in our political history.

bigfoot79:
Nun sagte mein Bruder

Danke

AreaFada2:
Volk is masculine = das or dieses, Zeit is noun always begins with capital letter. Overall, work on your Rechtschreibung. good try though.

Danke.

Actually typed Zeit, but decided to make it lower case. Still get thrown off by Sie and sie, can you believe it!

ellahzy:
pls and pls we have exhausted all the fücks we gave on Olamide, Donjazzy, Davido, Momodu and the likes.


we currently are short of fücks to give!!

I represent the National Bank of Fuccks.

We're happy to loan you as much fuccks as you can handle for 0% interest rates.

Our resident fucck experts are at your cervix...I mean, service...day or night.

Give us a call soon so that we can lubricate easy entry into the scheme.

National Bank of Fuccks: All the Fuccks, none of the Fuss.

olisaokoy:
And an Ewedu eater has infiltrated @WaffenSS. #igboamaka

Yes. We eat you ewedus.