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Politics / Re: Proscribed Yan Sakai Vigilante Group Kills 11 Fulanis In Sokoto Market by WaffenSS(m): 1:53pm On Oct 09, 2021
Elliotwaveforec:

If only they knew that Fulanis are majorly traditionalists not Muslims. They only use Islam to subdue others.

Fulanis have not been on any religious adventures since Dan Fodio. They're not very particular about culture or tradition or politics.

Fulanis are survivalists, and nothing more.

The bandits wreaking havoc are doing it purely for economic reasons. The nomads fighting farmers are also doing it for economic reasons.

But the south is never satiated until it injects an unhealthy dose of ethnic, religious and political narrative into everything in Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu Already Has 12m Votes In The Bag, Says SWAGA by WaffenSS(m): 1:00pm On Oct 09, 2021
Bbnaija votes, no doubt.
Politics / Re: Proscribed Yan Sakai Vigilante Group Kills 11 Fulanis In Sokoto Market by WaffenSS(m): 1:00pm On Oct 09, 2021
Nadaken:
it would be difficult foolanis don't mind slaughtering all the hausas because they see them as inferior Muslims

And don't tell me numbers o, because hausas only use it for election

You're incorrect.

Fulanis are the last who give a hoot about religion.

I always find it interesting when people try to analyze the situation in the country strictly through the lens of religion.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill 3 Unknown Gunmen On Okija-Onitsha Expressway, 1 Soldier Killed by WaffenSS(m): 12:42pm On Oct 09, 2021
Here's the Nigerian security script:

"Gallant troops...hot pursuit.....engaged in gun duel... superior firepower.... neutralized....some escaped.... various gunshot wounds...on their trail... long arm of the law...will be brought to book....useful information".

They hand them over and ask them to simply fill in the blanks whenever they engage in a firefight and send out to the press.

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Family / Re: Why Did My Wife Lie To Me? by WaffenSS(m): 11:36am On Oct 09, 2021
It's your money. She owes you an explanation. Don't let this slide else she'll pilfer your entire wealth away.

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Education / Re: Npower: See Pictures Of My Friend PPA In Gombe State by WaffenSS(m): 10:00am On Oct 09, 2021
Lavisha:
Haaa!

This is a Pig's house.

Pigs are offended.
Celebrities / Re: Fancy Acholonu Cooks Nigerian Food For Her Friends & Teaches Them To Smoke Nzu by WaffenSS(m): 10:00am On Oct 09, 2021
suffering:
What the Bleep is Nzu? Lol. This one na Americanized Igbo. Them plenty that side. Her British equivalent is BBNaijaVee. The only things foreign about them are clear skin and an accent.

Vee has a fake accent.


No one in the UK speaks like that, and it's not traceable to any local dialect.


It's the typical naija fakery so common these days.

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Phones / Re: Live Photos From itel Online Launch Event In Nigeria by WaffenSS(m): 9:28pm On Oct 08, 2021
sugadadi:
Must you be negative? How did you know that the products were sourced from Aliexpeess?

You think itel has a factory that builds anything?

It's a B2B transaction where they place orders with no-name manufacturers for white label products they sell with their logo.

You can do the same if you've the capital.

Just go to Alibaba and you'll find thousands of such generic unbranded electronics waiting for you to bulk purchase and slap your name on.

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Phones / Re: Live Photos From itel Online Launch Event In Nigeria by WaffenSS(m): 9:11pm On Oct 08, 2021
Ratherunwell:
Brah! Itel brought a bazooka to a knife fight! See products line up grin

Way to go transsion abi how do they spell it? Omo, I'm super impressed grin grin cheesy

Yawn.

These are generic products you easily find on AliExpress slapped with the itel logo.

Your bar must be very low if you think these nonsensical products are a "bazooka to a knife fight".

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Why Abaribe Should Be In Prison - Femi Adesina by WaffenSS(m): 2:22pm On Oct 08, 2021
But where is Fayose?
Family / Re: Twins Have A Special Connection: Fact Or Myth by WaffenSS(m): 2:12pm On Oct 08, 2021
Ngasky:

I had an experience back in 2010 when registering people for voters card.
Two different people come to my registration point at folawiyo farms gate, Oyo. they have the same fingerprint but they are two different people, in fact it I later found out that they are father and son but having same fingerprint.
the father was 70+ years while the son is about 40 years, so two people can really have the same fingerprint

No doubt people can have closely identical fingerprints, but not exactly the same.

There'll always be variations in the whorls and pits patterns.

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Family / Re: Twins Have A Special Connection: Fact Or Myth by WaffenSS(m): 11:15am On Oct 08, 2021
Nope.

Though identical, they're completely different people. Their fingerprints are different as are their iris patterns.

Telepathic abilities and such other metaphysical properties are pure myth.

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Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Attack Checkpoint In Okija, Anambra, Kill Policemen (Photos) by WaffenSS(m): 10:06pm On Oct 07, 2021
loveth360:
Tell us more about your mum.

She didn't give birth to this abomination

Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Attack Checkpoint In Okija, Anambra, Kill Policemen (Photos) by WaffenSS(m): 9:36pm On Oct 07, 2021
loveth360:
Like your mum?

No.

Like the pathetic local diseased ho you call your mum.

The fact that she spawned a horrible, disfigured, shapeless, ugly, disgusting animal like you is her eternal shame.
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Attack Checkpoint In Okija, Anambra, Kill Policemen (Photos) by WaffenSS(m): 9:10pm On Oct 07, 2021
loveth360:
I wish na the terrorists that beat up Chiwetalu Agu today.





Rip to innocent ones among the police.



I think it's time for police to start revenge on DSS,since it's confirmed that DSS are the one attacking them.

You never miss an opportunity to remind us how desperately stupid you are.

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Politics / Re: Ansaru Terrorists Kill 30 Bandits In Kaduna by WaffenSS(m): 4:41pm On Oct 07, 2021
ifytrik:
what God can not do does not exist, this is how the enemies of Christians in Kaduna state will continue to kill themselves until they are finished, our God will continue to fight for us till eternity, hellrufai will fail woefully in his plans to islamize Kaduna state, how it will happen nobody knows but it must surely happen.

Your god sounds impotent.

The ideal god would snap a finger and your so-called enemies would all vanish instantly....or he won't even let you people have enemies to begin with.

Tell your god to step up his game, or get a new god. It's easy enough to make one from your feverish yet fertile imagination.
Travel / Re: Mistaken Of Identification by WaffenSS(m): 2:42pm On Oct 07, 2021
GPS location is easily spoofed.

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Politics / Re: As The Law Stands: Peter Obi And The Issue Of Offshore Companies by WaffenSS(m): 10:57pm On Oct 06, 2021
Fahdiga:
Even though I hate Peter Obi because of the Ezu river massacre but this is a one sided investigation aimed at soiling his name. He might be guilty of the offence but where are Tinubu's of this world? Many curropt fellows like him are roaming around unabated in Nigeria. Fighting corruption should be holistically and not witchhunting based on ethnic and religious creed. My one cent

Whataboutism is not a legal nor logical defense.

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Science/Technology / Re: Archaeologists Discover 2,700-Year-Old Luxury Toilet Used In Jerusalem (Photo) by WaffenSS(m): 10:53pm On Oct 06, 2021
Blake755:
After now someone will say bible nah scam



How's this related to the bible?

It's just a fukking toilet.

Is this how low you rate your bible?
Politics / Re: PDP Tells FG To Perish The Thoughts Of State Of Emergency Rule In Anambra by WaffenSS(m): 10:46pm On Oct 06, 2021
BKayy:
The state of emergency and the show of Force in "operation golden dawn" is the last kick of Nigerian dying horse.

What else will they do when the operation fail?

Biafra is already near. Nearer than even how near IPOB can imagine.
I will like to see Illiterate Nigerians attempt to defeat the impossible which is "GUERILLA WARFARE"

For those that doesn't understand what it means, below is the most kitted soldier in the Guerrilla that took down USA troops (1st picture). .
Second picture is how USA ran away from the soldier in the first picture in Vietnam (land was no longer safe from take off)

And you lost the civil war in spite of your "guerilla warfare".

Biafra is as nearer to fruition as the day pigs fly.

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Romance / Re: Lady Sleeps With Her Ex-Boyfriend's Father, Mocks Her Ex (Video) by WaffenSS(m): 10:43pm On Oct 06, 2021
JaneYave:
A man that sleeps with the son's girlfriend has no sense too. Infact, men are the main cause of women's silliness.

Nope.

Women were born silly.

Adam never told Eve to eat the damn apple.

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Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Set Access Bank ATM Ablaze In Akwa Ibom State (Photos) by WaffenSS(m): 11:06am On Oct 06, 2021
loveth360:
Don't masturbate ooo.

Ew.

Now I'll have nightmares.
Religion / Re: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by WaffenSS(m): 10:44am On Oct 06, 2021
Handsomejok:
I have a big problem � I separated with my wife because she was a witch and the cause of my downfall. I had the custody of our daughter who is now 1 years 6 months old.

After getting rid of the witch I taught my business will be better than before but no. Things become even hard for me I started experiencing body pain and unknown sickness and we have been to church where I was told my daughter Is a witch her mother has given her the mission to kill me.

After prayers and fasting my health is getting better now and I have been to 2 different churches just to confirm that my daughter is a witch and yes it is true. I have packed her stuffs and i took her to her mother but she is doesn't stay there anymore and I don't know her new address. I am not a wicked person but I don't want her in my house because I don't want to harm her and regret it. What do I have to do with a witch?


You ought to have a terrible accident and die painfully.

People like you and your pastors are a disgrace.

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Crime / Re: Personal Experience With Young Herdsmen Along Kabba-lokoja Road On The 5/10/21 by WaffenSS(m): 10:42am On Oct 06, 2021
Bullshit fake story conjured up by a diseased mind.
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Set Access Bank ATM Ablaze In Akwa Ibom State (Photos) by WaffenSS(m): 10:37am On Oct 06, 2021
loveth360:
But zombies will still blame Ipob.

You're still ugly
Celebrities / Re: Whitemoney Picks Niyi For His Dubai Trip, Shuns Queen, Fans React by WaffenSS(m): 9:50am On Oct 06, 2021
Digmygold:


I no "shaa". Go back to Primary One. With ypur written balder, I doubt that you have even seen the four walls of a classroom before. So go to school and don't be late.

Seems more than one person needs to go back to school

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Says He Can Use His Parents For Money Ritual (Video) by WaffenSS(m): 6:40pm On Oct 05, 2021
Funny enough there's no such thing as "money rituals". It's all scam that fools fall far.

I won't be surprised if such fools don't reply me and claim it's real.
Phones / Re: Which Other Chat App Can Conveniently Replace Whatsapp by WaffenSS(m): 1:45pm On Oct 05, 2021
Mmadu2:
Telegram, viber, signal etc... Which do you think can do it as good as whatsapp or even better.

HalloApp.

From the same people who developed Whatsapp
Politics / Re: Metuh Urges South-East Governors To Demand Nnamdi Kanu’s Release by WaffenSS(m): 7:22am On Oct 05, 2021
loveth360:
[s][/s]Northern bandit shut up.


Talking Trash.Your government in the name of repented boko haram is releasing boko haram members that have killed thousands of civilians and hundreds of security men,Even burnt down churches.

But you bandits sees nothing wrong in it.



[s][/s]How can you help in demanding for the release of kanu when you people betrayed and have forgotten your brother Igboho in prison.



If not for Kanu nobody will remember there's still something like Igboho now.


This how you people always feel you are all in all,but the truth is even your northern masters knows you are nothing,the very reason they don't see you people as a single threat.


You're still very ugly

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Politics / Re: We Were Never One Country - Bukola Saraki by WaffenSS(m): 2:44pm On Oct 04, 2021
So which of the two halves was he vying to be president of?
Politics / Re: Pandora Papers: Inside Peter Obi’s Secret Businesses — And How He Broke The Law by WaffenSS(m): 8:10am On Oct 04, 2021
Bola146:
Summarize it please

He's a crook.

That's all.

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