Zenithh:
I have a close fair male mature colleague of mine who has never had a relationship with any girl. This guy is handsome and clean. Anytime we go out to drink,he’s always lamenting on how hard it has been for him with ladies.

I have tried to hook him up with few responsible ladies I know and they each tell me same thing. “Abeg I no like fair guys” “ I can’t date a fair guy”.

My guy keeps telling me that he has never been lucky like me and I should try and hook him up. He one time envied dark skinned guys...and wished he had a darker skin.

I have asked these ladies what the problem is and I still don’t understand their point.


Ladies can you tell us the problem with fair guys pls?

You're using pictures of effeminate boys to make your point.

DMerciful:
Another verbose garbage

Glad you noticed.

Never figured you for one with the correct brain wiring.

ogwumgbe:


Then simply mind your business and stop crying more than the bereave, we don't need your condonlence

I'm not crying for you

On the contrary, I'm quite entertained.

thesicilian:
Foreign companies go out of service for hours and we scream as if it's the apocalypse. But for own indigenous companies like PHCN that are perpetually out of service we keep mum.

There's no such thing as PHCN.

ogwumgbe:


Yes, it takes madness to send a message across to the zoo, IPOB started as the most peaceful freedom agitators but the people were killed. So the language the zoo understands is only violence and nothing more. Gentility doesn't work in the zoo, only madness

If I remember correctly, the violence is only within your wasteland, and your sit at home only affects your local economy.

Frankly we the rest of Nigeria hardly remember what's going on in the East unless we glance at the news.

If cutting your nose to spite your face is the easiest way to get biafra, then have at it.

This pedagogical man with his pedantic and overly verbose writings is here again.

Reading him is always an overbearing chore, and his academic arrogance and condescending tone don't help none.

I'll pass.

ogwumgbe:


I want them to ban it so that Biafra will come sooner

Yawn.

So Biafra will come when your folks are bankrupt.

Interesting.

Seems this biafra thing has turned you all individually and collectively mad.

"Unfortunately, the dark lanky and tall Fulani Navy personnel concluded that I was taking a picture of him which was totally a lie. My phone was ringing out loud and so it was totally impossible for me to be taking pictures same time."

I guess ethnicity is now written on their military fatiques.

All in all this is just another example of igboes desperately trying to demonize everything Fulani.

I hope this lying lady encounters UGM next time.

What's the essence of this nonsensical comparison?

33 years ago everything costs different in every country.

That's why prices are adjusted for inflation.

You might as well say a single cow cost a cowrie 100 years ago.

Or a loincloth cost two pieces of sharpened rocks back in the paleolithic.

Buliwyf:


Ah. You are a man of culture, I see

That's one of my best movies from one of my best authors.

Yeah.

Funny enough very few people in this forum can pronounce your name.

Bul v ay.

Loosely based on Beowulf and his Geats.

So "colored" is how the Thais refer to blacks.

Echoes of slavery and racism.

Anyway, I wonder why igboes go to these strange places: Thailand, Vietnam, Laos, Nepal......is it by force to be abroad?

Buliwyf:


This is the question the fools and their supporters on this thread aren't asking themselves. They are happy and celebrating this now forgetting that others have the means of retaliating.

"Lo, they bid me take my place among them. In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever".

Conrod:
SHORTEST CUT TO OUR DESTINATION,a serving nazi ss should know this without asking.

The gas chambers then.

So what happens if the north bans igboe businesses?

Kajaard:


Just listen to yourself. Did you even read the write up. So you prefer him being taken advantage of?

You're evil too if you support this nonsense.

How's he better off by letting the gas out of the cylinder? How does that help him?

So rather than have her cook her family a meal you prefer to lose the gas.

You're kind of evil.

Zenithh:

Utter nonsense!

This shit happens...believe it or nah

You're full of it

Zenithh:

Sorry about that.

And if u ask her...she would tell u she had bad feelings that very day...one mind telling her not to go out that early etc

This is d reason why we all should always listen to our instinct...we so much disrespect that inner voice,,,that voice is d voice of truth and wisdom.

Utter nonsense.


Having a bad feeling is not premonition.

Most often people remember having a bad feeling only after the deed, which is just cognitive dissonance.


Worrying and being afraid of the unknown is usually caused by ( and processed with) little prior information. But when something does happen by chance, it's just Murphy's Law and not prescience, even if cognitive bias wants you to believe that it was foreshadowed earlier by your misgivings and feeling of unease.

Righteousness2:
Wake up Folks! Open your eyes wide and see that The World is Spinning out of Control !
The World is Falling apart! All around is Chaos and Crisis

These things are not Normal! These are the Last of the Last Moments ! The Shadows of the Great tribulations are Everywhere '
Get your soul right with JESUS!

Anymoment now! JESUS CHRIST is Coming Quickly! It is gonna Hellish Hell on Earth after the RAPTURE. Sort the Matter of your soul right with JESUS! Live Ready! JESUS is Coming!

1. Energy crises have happened before

2. Pandemics and epidemics have happened before

3. Earthquakes and volcanoes happen all the time

4. Wild fires are nothing new


You're a lone voice in the wilderness shouting nonsense over nothing.

If it takes your Jesus this long to come then he needs to see his gynecologist.

membranus:


@WaffenSS: Mossad in Isreal are looking for you!!!

Hide.

Isreal?

What and where is isreal?

Fahdiga:
Only you differs from my submission. Every sensible person knows me as a patriot who loves and wants the best for his country

You're welcome to your delusions.

Bola146:
Congratulations... My birthday is few months time, a house is okay for me as a gift, it's a prayer


Say something bad or quote me wrong and let us see how you will be alright

Obviously your clitocurrency account is overdrawn.

Fahdiga:
Why such harsh and cruel words towards me. Is it a sin to be a patriot?

You? A patriot?

Haha.

That makes the devil a devout catholic.

Fahdiga:
MTN has ruined my date. Now I can't connect with her. I smell rat from airtel and glo

Face it.

She lost interest when she discovered you're a filthy rat with nothing to do besides being an online miscreant.

MTN's got nothing to do with it.

"Efforts to reach MTN Senior Manager, External Relations, Funso Aina, proved abortive on Saturday."

Er.

Isn't the article claiming MTN is having network issues?

Or you think he has a secret Airtel line?

DSC7:


Time shall tell......

Yup.

In time there won't be much of the East left. Not that there's much there anyway, to begin with.

DSC7:
South East deserves the presidency to douse tension....

They don't deserve anything.

So far all they're doing is reducing their own region to a wasteland.

We won't be blackmailed by a bunch of ingrates hellbent on self-immolation.

Rugaria:
The North has been there for ten years now. That is if you add Yaraduas 2 years to Buhari 6 locust years. By the time Buhari is through, the North would have been there for 12 years! The North has had the vice presidency for 16 years under Nomadi Sambo and Atiku Abubakar. The South West has had the presidency for 8 solid years with Obasanjo and now chasing another 8 solid years with the vice presidency. We are not talking of over 4 decades of military dictatorship by these wayward clans! It's the turn of the east! Simple as that. If you guys can't stand an igboman as your president, fine, Then let my people go... But If any of you insists that the Igbo must be part of Nigeria and yet should Not be allowed to head the country, then you are pulling the tiger by the tail. It will bite.. this very very very madly..

It's simple!

Come out and contest

No one is handing out the presidency on a platter of gold, so making these demands is frankly childish.

Are they that hungry?

I thought it's a land flowing with milk and honey.

Elliotwaveforec:

I agree! It's more of economic than ethnic or religious. They need land by force for their cattle; otherwise, they resort to kidnapping and banditry.

Yes, but it's also a bit more layered than that.

The actual bandits don't care about land as much because they're making a killing (ahem) in their kidnapping business. Though some of them do have herds and farm also, they've largely abandoned their pastoral calling and have fully embraced banditry.

It's a pity the level of depravity our leaders have allowed the country to sink to. And by leaders I mean everyone: political, judicial, academic, the media, the clergy, parents.... everyone has failed Nigeria.

Can't believe that even the Guardian is using flimsy names for cars. Honda EOD? Seriously? How unprofessional.

Cars are known by their brand names and model years, as in the rest of the article.

They were killed by UGM.