₦airaland Forum

vayne:
In English please!!!

Ok.
diese volk ihre zeit verschwenden.

What's going to happen is that we're going to raise an army of militants so that anytime a southerner buys peanuts, we shall violently yell "our oyel!"

Imagine what these people are celebrating...

gmacnoms:
I know i'm not the only one having the thoughts going on mind right now. some wil even ask when auction is goin to take place





Meanwhile, I have BSC with 6 MONTHS EXPERIENCE as a bvn officer. Anyone with news or info on VACANCY around DELTA, kindly quote me. I can as well do jobs in LAGOS if der's ACCOMODATION.

I'm also a SAXOPHONIST, incase your church needs paid services of one

1st paragraph, you asking where to buy the vehicles at auction.

2nd paragraph you asking how to get a job.

Haha.

Anyway I pray you get a very good job soon, so that you can buy a spanking new car.

theV0ice:
Wait o.....Is Buhari punishing the North for voting overwhelmingly for him?

Is this the 97%/5% theory in operation?

97% appointments

97% arrests

97% fear induced ailments?

Even Dikko from katsina is being witchhunted!!

I've always liked your satirical posts.

saintkash:
my frnd shut up there.... when he was eating d yam did u advised him not to?

You're addressing another yam eater.

Howa oyel moni.

The only shocking thing is the claim that he's 32.

This kind of no-bail judge is the sort we need to judge the members of YEAN (Yam Eaters Association of Nigeria).

Timbi:
These soldiers deserve to be dismissed for life. They want to serve in Aso villa abi? Are they better than the troops at the war front now? Burantai oya ngwanu.
You should expect anything from the day you enlist into the NA, and the only way out is to leave the service.
These things are not new in the NA. Your resilience is being tested here.

Aren't these the ingrates that just got pardoned from a firing squad?

Bigprozzie:
We are not talking about Dog meat here

Please ignore me and face topic

Why do you waste time arguing with a gang of zombified, brainless zealots?

They're too far gone.

wachakuta:
And he faked his own Kidnapped and blamed the fulani Herdmans for it Just to incite violence in d land....

God is great!

There you go!

My beliefs exactly.

Netflix is a content provider. We still have to deal with the data conduits. And we all know how slow, expensive and unreliable our data networks are.

Unless the MNOs provide free streaming as part of their data packages, or very cheap huge bundles, I'm afraid it won't take off.

Hmmm...all those heavenly cakes...enough to make a diabetic suffer a stroke.

Wish I was there for the cakes alone.

Disclaimer: I'd do anything for cakes...heck I'd kill Dazuki if DSS would bake me one.

bloodyBLOGGER:
you made a good contribution with this post of yours. I've always thought about writing a blog article on the issue. Imagine Glo picking up wizkid for an endorsement deal even before MTN were through with him. All our corporate companies do these days is to dash these celebs 100s of millions just for their faces to appear on recharge cards and billboards.

Imagine the kind of transformation that amount can bring to some kids at an IDP camp. Putting their faces on recharge cards and billboards can help remind other Nigerians of their duty to humanity.

So sad that they prefer giving that money to arrogant kids who flaunt it like irresponsible people.

I don't like dino melaye but I admire what he did. If everyday is like that for those kids, they will grow up not remembering the horrors boko haram inflicted on them.

Absolutely true. Please blog it.

I'm subscribing to your blog.

And this is one of the many reasons why I hate our "celebs".

They don't identify with a human cause and be seen playing the role model of human decency by at least visiting the IDP camps, orphanages, etc.

Rather, it's baby mama drama, obscenely displaying their baubles, ego trips, display of fake wealth etc.

When a famous person identifies with genuine cases of the human condition, it bolsters their images more than the latest instagram showing off yet one more new car acquisition.

Even the business companies are not exempt in their wanton abandonment of their corporate social responsibility. Instead of promoting themselves by publicly assisting IDPs, they'd rather spend hundreds of millions giving out cars to the lazy "celebs", thus enabling their ego and show-offiness.

Smh

I know the Trumpet says silly things, but this crap is made up by someone else.

abumeinben:



Years of crush, Dr Pepper, Pepsi Cola, Mirinda (aaaahhhh)

Guarana

kenonze:
Good.

I heard he refuse to eat?
I plead with EFCC to keep warming the same food until better hunger go waya am wella. Don't serve him new meal.
In fact increase the liquidity of his beans and pap

Nna you sure say no be prison warden you be?

promo4:
Take it, while you search for better offers..some people out there started with something way lower than what you have now but their pay has skyrocketed.

True.

In my previous job I started at 30k, in the same company I grew to 322k 7 years later. My first 100k was a year and half after I started.

The experience added value to my CV which led to my current job where I'm very well paid.

Capitalism at its peak:

Give them clunkers, make a pile from expensive spare parts.

REVEALED: WHY THE YAM EATERS ARE FALLING SICK

Reports reaching us indicate that the recent epidemic striking former Yam Eaters is not unconnected with former president GEJ's defeat during the 2015 polls.

Our reliable source informs us that when GEJ realized he'd failed in his bid to secure a third term and perpetuate the sleaze that was the hallmark of his tenure, the befuddled gentleman quickly summoned a closed door meeting of his staunchest supporters: Oritsejafor, Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria, the Sultan, and some marabouts.

The former president instructed this inner caucus of magicians, wizards, soothsayers and ne'er-do-wells to place a potent and damning curse on the billions of dollars shared out to the lazy PDP Yam Eaters who failed to secure his ambition.

Thus, a hex was placed on the infamous Dasuki largesse at this meeting, with the attendant effect that whosoever handled, peeled, boiled, fried, or ate the forbidden yams will be stricken with the 10 plagues of Egypt, which include cancer, spinal injury, knee injury, heart disease, Kuje-prisonitis, Magu-rrhoids, among many other deadly ailments.

According to our source, what we're currently seeing is a manifestation of the curse by a vengeful GEJ who wanted the last laugh. This is all the more apparent in the fact that the former president, who ate more yams than any, is seemingly becoming healthier while his erstwhile minions are diminishing.

Http://sahelreporters.com/breaking-news-cursed_yams

At least Kanu got an appointment in Kuje prison, thanks to buhari.

When the hell are they going to arrest linda ikeji?

So....what dele said to that frail old man essentially is:

I'm not your ATM.

I thought entire trucks were diverted.

This dusty barrels look empty to me.

Day169:
"Transformation"! The greatest scam ever!!

True.

And the second greatest was GEJ has a genuine PhD.

The 3rd greatest was "I had no shoes".

Zoharariel:
And 11million out of the 12million are biafrans - useless people.

What?

Biafrans are up to 11 millions? They must breed like rabbits!

Oh, yes.....baby factories.

ebosie11:
He may an African who is using Nigerian passport.

Don't be offended but the statement above contradicts the one below.

ebosie11:
Many Nigerians in Asian country are using other countries' papers with other names cos whites frown at Nigerian sometimes cos of corruption.People sometimes don't answer their real names/use fake nationality

funnyme:
They should be signing marriage register,in that there will be perfect peace

What, so they can give birth to more cannabis-infected babies and prolly give birth to mutants?

Those two don't deserve any damn kid.

Questions for Ericsson


1. What is a Biochem honors doing in transmission sites?

2. Why the blazes were they paying him a meager 75k for 45 sites? That's evil!