The kinds of senseless comments I see on nairaland worries me about this country's future.

Ashawo people

paramakina202:


The state of Israel can fit into Nigeria 100 times yet Israel is more powerful than Nigeria 100 times.
It is not by size my friend .

Your girlfriend begs to disagree

The sophisticated tribe losing their shiit over some archaic carnival and costume'd clowns wallowing in a tradition that ought to have been long forgotten.

They compensated me with 1Mb.

One fukking Mb.

I was not really affected but this post itself is more than 1Mb.

ALABACONNECT:
65" Samsung QLED Q60T CLASS 4k HDR smart TV with full smart option @ 550k with full Accessories

No OLED for now

65" Samsung UHD 4K HDR smart TV with full smart option @ 450k

65" Samsung UHD 4k HDR smart TV with full smart Option @ 480k


We have haulage companies that go to Jos so sending won't be an issue. You can also use GIG for a swift delivery and even more secured delivery (Usually costly)

I'm interested in the 1st option. I'll get back to you in say 14 days when I'm back in Jos.

How do I contact you?

My number is +1 251-277-9389. You can say hi on WhatsApp so I get your number.

Also could you include the delivery cost?

Thanks.

ALABACONNECT:
Happy Sunday

65" QLED or OLED, UHD, HDR, Hisense or Samsung, curved if possible.

How much and how do you deliver?

Location: Jos.

Are they all blind?

So let them contest like everyone else.

I don't understand why they think it's their right and it should just be handed over to them. That's not how democracy works.

How many times would they want SARS to be banned?

Some people just want to use this nonsense to remain relevant in social media, while others want to use it to rob and destroy.

I hope this time they shoot these bastards for real.

mrikay:


Irrefutable evidence? If you have a single shred of honour, don't collect money to support evil.

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/11/18/africa/lagos-nigeria-lekki-toll-gate-feature-intl/index.html

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lekki_Massacre

Please fear God!

Lols, CNN that apologized, and Wikipedia where anyone and their dog can edit any content.

Seriously, try harder.

If CNN and Wikipedia, both halfway around the world, is your only evidence then you've no case.

No one has provided any single irrefutable proof that anyone was killed by the security agents in Lekki a year later.

All we have are claims and suggestions of people like these who're milking the lies to remain relevant.

And the worst part is the useless lazy bums who keep on believing these lies.

Blitzerz:

And that's why u believe it?

Billions of you do.

Blitzerz:
u believe the calendar?

You use it to celebrate Christmas

Gunboysavage:
Oga! I thought we're both joking right? The rope of a thing and my Bleep everyone comment. Don't take it personal ooo. I had a rough day with some police today regarding my car and you're also giving me a tough time here on nairaland. Its because I'm replying shaa

Peace.

Gunboysavage:
Oga! I thought we were both joking right? The rope of a thing and my fuccck everyone comment. Don't take it personal ooo. I had a rough day with the cop's today regarding my car and you're also giving me a tough time here on nairaland. Its because I'm replying shaa

Lols why do you people take things so seriously?

This is a faceless forum where people let out.

Unwind and chill, not everything I say should be taken seriously.

Blitzerz:

How did u know it's 2000 years ago?

Er...your Gregorian calendar. Anno domini?

Davash222:
Eat or be Eaten, that's what the jungle is all about.

Er.

That's clearly a savannah.


There are no lions in jungles.

"King of the jungle" is actually the tiger.

Don't mind me.

Gunboysavage:
Ode! A condom would've saved your father of this mess Rn but the poor man couldn’t afford to purchase it. He had no other choice than to bring you this scallywag poor boy to life

At least I've a father.

Your diseased mum can't tell from the thousand bus drivers and Mai Shayis that screwed her who your father is.

Given your stupidity I dare say he's among the odd petty thieves and slightly demented beggars she rolled with.

Gunboysavage:
But, people love looking for trouble ooo. The people I mentioned sef are just laughing cus they knew it was a joke. Why are you this thorny? Or are you a sadist?

I just don't suffer fools.

Gunboysavage:
Ode. You can't decode a simple joke Ani isinku popsi ee oni sori-ire see

Nope.

Still don't speak pig latin.

Gunboysavage:
[b]So long as we're rid of you.[b] you can't even type a proper sentence. [b]Mentally derailed Idiot[b]

Wow you can't even properly quote someone.

I'm not surprised you find the sentence challenging, because you're a pathetic halfwit.

Maybe ask your mom, if she's sober, to help you figure it out.

Gunboysavage:
I'm not gonna banter words with you but Isinku Iya ee oni Jereeee

I don't speak pig latin, but the same to you.

Righteousness2:
Not only the compulsory vaccination!
The Package itself is from the Deep Pit of Hell!

Everything that was called Conspiracy theory is now playing out live.

Look at what is Happening allover the World ! You cannot see a thing that Fully is taking the Shape of the Beast System Package as written in the Holy Bible, and yet you are Blind to it and giving reason for this and that!

16 And he causeth all( Mandates All), both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Wake up Folks! There is no more time!
Everything is Clear except you wanna Deceive yourself!
The agents of the Beast are raging to Burst out!
Watch out for your soul! JESUS IS COMING QUICKLY!
If you are careless to Miss the Rapture, it will be so Unfortunate as it will be Hell on Earth.

2,000 years later and he's still coming. Someday you'll wake up and realize that you've been duped.

HisSexcellency:


The hypocrisy of Nigerian political class is just sickening.
In 2013/2014 it was all about north not completing its alloted 8years term. And how dogs and baboons will be soaked in blood
Now, it's all about competence
Are there no competent people who can conveniently vie for the post of President in the whole South?

No one has ever stopped anyone from the south from contesting.

All we're against is expecting it to be handed over on a platter of gold.

Everyone can contest and may the winner be the best.

Gunboysavage:
Give your mother the rope perhaps she's tired of living

Nah she's good.

You're the clinically depressed one with no hope in sight.

If the idea of a rope scares you, there are quicker options such as hypo and sniper.

Personally we don't care how you choose to go, so long as we're rid of you. The space you occupy and the air you breathe are needed for productive people.

Wiseandtrue:
Buhari's propagated agenda is only uniting the South especially SE more!

The day igboes unite is the day Satan confesses to a catholic priest.

Gunboysavage:
Everyone in this country is just mad anyhow.
Fuckkk EFCC!
Fuckkk the Government!
Fuckkk Naira-landers!
Fuckkk the presidency!
Fuckkk slawormiir!
Fuckkk SmellySperm! grin
Fuckkk everybody!
Infact, Fuckkk myself!

A strong rope and a tree will solve your problem.

Phantasm: the delusion of a disordered mind.

PrinceOfLagos:
He has met with both human and spirits yet the economy of the country is nose diving

Global economy is tanking.

Despite this, our economy is set to grow according to experts.

The problem is people relate their personal incapacity with the economy. When people are broke, they blame the economy, as if people don't go broke in rich countries.

loveth360:
Bandit kill yourself.

Ugly Ipob ho kill yourself

loveth360:
Oh it's no more only jobless and miscreants want Biafra.



Nigeria must divide,kee yourself

This ugly pathetic street rat always shows up like clockwork to remind us how stupid and ugly she is.