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Foreign Affairs / Re: Antonio Guterres: Humanity On Brink Of Nuclear Annihilation by WaffenSS(m): 9:36pm On Sep 27, 2021
Big deal

It's high time this pathetic world ends.

Humans just can't seem to get along.

Nuke it from orbit even, just to be sure.

If that lazy bum Jesus hadn't been loafing around, the world would've ended 2,000 years ago.

Someone's gotta end it.
Religion / Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by WaffenSS(m): 9:32pm On Sep 27, 2021
delectablegyal:
The future is female.

Check my dp (double penetration)

Check my confessions thread and make a confession.

https://gdpd.xyz/delectablegyal

tongue
TV/Movies / Re: The Moment Pere And Angel Returned To The BBNaija House by WaffenSS(m): 9:22pm On Sep 27, 2021
SirBunky85:
liquorrose doesn't like angel

Only perverts like that dirty and slutty girl.

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TV/Movies / Re: The Moment Pere And Angel Returned To The BBNaija House by WaffenSS(m): 9:19pm On Sep 27, 2021
Betece:
Firstly I want to highlight the fact that Pere nd angel have been molested unreasonably. Why order a conformational conglomerate when you can't chair a conventional indices ?
This show is just observatory sickening, I've been watching and observing the way things scaffold and upload emphatically on this show and I must compress and converse graciously that yam, wife, goat and table are all mad

You don't deserve your nairaland account.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Signed As Agrichainx Brand Ambassador (Pictures) by WaffenSS(m): 6:56pm On Sep 27, 2021
Agriculture + Blockchain?

Sounds like another agribusiness scam.

People are still using Blockchain to sound serious, eh.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: La Palma: Explosions Force Firefighters To Evacuate Residents & End Flights(Pix) by WaffenSS(m): 6:52pm On Sep 27, 2021
Fahdiga:
Imagine this happening in Nigeria under Buhari's brutal regime? All Nigerians will be dead by now

This useless asshole with his stupid comments again.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 2 Starving Afghan Boys Tied To A Wood By The Taliban For Stealing Bread (Pix) by WaffenSS(m): 4:52pm On Sep 27, 2021
Just as the laws of the Old Testament now appear brutal so also do the so-called shari'a laws these mad dogs follow.

Religious perspectives must adapt with enlightenment.

The era of burning witches and heretics at the stakes has long faded, so should stoning and flogging and amputations and decapitations.

I wonder why religious people claim god is omnipotent and omniscient, yet people decide to judge others on his behalf.

Isn't the whole point of Judgment Day a day of reckoning for mankind before their deities?
Politics / Re: Masked Oyo Indigenes Give Fulani, Hausa 30days To Leave Yorubaland by WaffenSS(m): 4:15pm On Sep 27, 2021
First sign of a coward:

Hiding identity when issuing threats.
Family / Re: Am About To End My 15yrs Marriage by WaffenSS(m): 4:07pm On Sep 27, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Na wa oh......May thunder never forget to fire anybody wey say marriage institution no hard pass normal higher institution shocked


Yes marriage is an institution.

So is prison.

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Business / Re: Rejection Of Old Dollar Notes: My Experience At The Bank Today by WaffenSS(m): 4:03pm On Sep 27, 2021
Offpointng:
Their usual act of rejection can either be sued vertically or horizontally but when you compare the monetary value of cowries and silver coins, the sense-able distance btwn the manager and their workers is much more lower than a tuber of beans but atm we really can't blame anyone, CBN was once built with bamboo sticks


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Travel / Re: Co-Pilot Storms Out Of Cockpit After He Had An Argument With Pilot (Pics, Video) by WaffenSS(m): 2:25pm On Sep 27, 2021
I just wish the silly-ass commenter would stop injecting his horrible voice as a prefix to the videos.
Crime / Re: UK Petrol Shortage: Stealing Of Gas And Petrol From Parked Cars On The Rise by WaffenSS(m): 10:12am On Sep 27, 2021
Fahdiga:
Shatap

E choke the igboe punk!

angry

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Crime / Re: UK Petrol Shortage: Stealing Of Gas And Petrol From Parked Cars On The Rise by WaffenSS(m): 10:03am On Sep 27, 2021
Fahdiga:
Not good. We know the people committing this type of crime over there

I'll say it if you're afraid.

Igboes!

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Crime / Re: 60-Year-Old Nigerian Arrested For Cocaine Trafficking In India by WaffenSS(m): 10:01am On Sep 27, 2021
This crook has the most igbotic name ever.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Switch: I've Been Cooked Up In A House For Months; Never Got Asylum To Canada by WaffenSS(m): 9:58am On Sep 27, 2021
Fahdiga:
If Canada fails to grant this worthy patriot an asylum then they have failed humanity and should be ostracized and avoided at all cost by the rest of the world. Here is a heroine that exposed the atrocities of these brutal and despotic regime to the world and instead of being rewarded she is being left in the cold by Canadian government. I implore the international community and lovers of democracy world over to step in and look into her case in view of granting her asylum to any country of her choice and making sure she never lack anything. Our dear DJ switch, we the reasonable Nigerians are solidly behind you and we assure you that very soon you will get what you want

No one has ever argued that you've sense.

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Celebrities / Re: Teni: I'm Young, Cute & Rich. What Else Are You Looking For? (Video) by WaffenSS(m): 9:48am On Sep 27, 2021
Who's she?

I don't recognize the lump of lard.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Pere's Management Reacts To Pere & Angel's Eviction Game by WaffenSS(m): 9:44am On Sep 27, 2021
poxid:

Admittedly, for all Nigerians, God is the surest plug, and from him comes all blessings and power. But after him, comes this Oraimo 27,000mah Powerbank from which secure charge is given.

Power to all.

Lasts for up to 7 days on a single charge.

Contact number in the pic



You're comparing god with a cheap Chinese power bank?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Pere's Management Reacts To Pere & Angel's Eviction Game by WaffenSS(m): 9:40am On Sep 27, 2021
disicoh:
always jumping from post to post while contributing zero

What do you expect.

He's perpetually drunk.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Trains Bandits In Anti-Aircraft Gun Use by WaffenSS(m): 10:10pm On Sep 26, 2021
richiemcgold:
isn't it time Nigeria engage any of the world super powers in this fight against terrorism and banditry?
if bubu has issues with uk and us, what about russia or china

And why would they waste their lives and resources in something that has no interest for them?
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Laments As Son Destroys Devices Worth Millions Of Naira (VIDEO) by WaffenSS(m): 2:46pm On Sep 26, 2021
All I see is a zfold and a cheap kiddie tablet
Crime / Re: This Dude Has Really Hurt A Lot Of Business: Pictures by WaffenSS(m): 1:42pm On Sep 26, 2021
He didn't give them your number, they harvest his entire phone book when he took the loans. The creditors send these messages to all his contacts.

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Religion / Re: Limousine: Pastor Kumuyi, What They Expected Of Him Vs What He Came With (Photo) by WaffenSS(m): 12:12pm On Sep 26, 2021
thesicilian:
It started with the television which he called "the devil's box" suddenly becoming a "ministry tool".
Now it's limo rides and jets. If you ask they'll say their God is not a poor God. My question is, the poor members who donate their sweat and blood for the ministry to move forward daily, is their God a poor God?

There are two gods:

The god of the givers and the god of the receivers.

The pastoral conmen worship the one who receives.

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Religion / Re: Noah's ark Hunters Claim boat Found in Mountains Using 3D Scans(Pics) by WaffenSS(m): 12:10pm On Sep 26, 2021
jesusjnr2020:



Although there have been many unbelievers and ungodly people in the scientific field, it's always been God's own spearheading and running things, so that no matter how far science went, its origin would always point back to God as its source.

It's only ignorance that would make anyone want to use science as a basis to question or disprove the existence or capacity of God, when science itself is an evidence of God's existence. Without God, science wouldn't exist!

Let the ignorant keep displaying their lack of knowledge though, and continue to debunk such glaring Biblical truths as myths, including the scientifically proven ones as this, but there's nothing they could do to change the fact that God is indeed the Creator and Lord of all the Earth, and that everything in it ought to bow down and give credit to He whom credit was due.

God bless.

Of all the mumbled drivel you wrote, the claim that science cannot exist without god is the worst offender.

Science is completely detached from any notion of your spiritual and metaphysical nonsense. In fact, scientific facts cast more light on the darkness of ignorance that permeates the landscape of religious nonsense.

Yours is an ever receding frontier in the relentless onward progress of science.

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Politics / Re: Man Attacks Reno Omokri After #HarassBuhariOutOfNewYork Protest (Video) by WaffenSS(m): 10:42pm On Sep 25, 2021
Oh pls

Hotels have security cameras

Reno is just cooking up stories to trend
Health / Re: Help: How Do I Stop Oily Face Or Control It? (picture) by WaffenSS(m): 7:56pm On Sep 25, 2021
Strike a deal with NNPC, or get those militants to erect a private refinery on your face.
Romance / Re: Side Chic Jumps Out Of A 4th Floor Window As Wife Of Lover Returns Home by WaffenSS(m): 7:54pm On Sep 25, 2021
She seems to be falling at a rate of 10 feet per second. The sudden, jarring arrest of her acceleration means she's quite injured. I won't be surprised if she's got at least a slipped vertebra and a broken rib.

Won't even rule out internal injury.
Celebrities / Re: Mompha To Sue Kyme Oye Over Allegations Of Dating Bobrisky by WaffenSS(m): 5:41pm On Sep 25, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:
If only we could stop giving this he/she it attention.
Romance / Re: Toyota Yaris Somersaults As Couple Having Sex Inside Knocks The Handbrake (pic by WaffenSS(m): 1:34pm On Sep 25, 2021
TalkTalkTwins:
Sex is highly overated, that's all I can say.
Why do we take drugs for it?
Why all the risky desires? People who love pains with sex, taking crazy stuff, mating in risky places, cheating and spreading STDs.

Omo it's just not worth it.

Speak for yourself
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Yousef In Tears As His Fans Gift Him An Iphone: Pictures & Video by WaffenSS(m): 9:35am On Sep 25, 2021
Truthissupreme:
He better go find money open Mai Shia now

As a northernern he no go thrend since fans no dey north and he isn't the extrovert type

Nuff said
Crime / Re: Police Men Directly Shoots At Protesting Abia Poly Students (video) by WaffenSS(m): 9:34am On Sep 25, 2021
Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM cool I MEAN WE COOL. NO BEEFING MAN

Great.

Cheers
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Leads 'Harass Buhari Out Of New York' Protest (Pictures, Video) by WaffenSS(m): 10:35pm On Sep 24, 2021
Like, 7 people are what it takes to harass Buhari outta New York?

Reno's a joke.

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Business / Re: UBA Publishes Details Of Forex Defaulters by WaffenSS(m): 10:33pm On Sep 24, 2021
Trust the igboe to be the only one with a fake visa.

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