Lol. Just for the sake of clarity, this post, and every character of the story is fiction. I'm a writer and I write a lot of erotic fictions. This is my Facebook account and all stories written there is fiction and not to be taken literally. With all due regards to members of the church I mentioned in the post. Thank you for sharing it here, even though I'm not quite comfortable with the attention it's getting on various blogs right now as it has been subject to various forms of negative interpretations.

You can follow me on Facebook for more of my stories on www.facebook.com/vdslim1 , you can also read stories and other contents on my blog www.jollofnigerian.com . Thanks.

Victor Daniel.

Cc: Lalasticlala, Seun

Few months ago I read a thread about Prophesies by APOSTLE JOHNSON SULEIMAN, and to keep tab on the prophecies I did a screenshot of it. In the series of prophecies some are already seeming fulfilled. ..

1. He said three prominent Nigerians would die... Stephen Keshi, Shuabu Amodu.. .. Still waiting for the third

2. He said a group as deadly as the Boko Haram were being trained - Niger Delta Avengers.

3. He talked about the crises in the PDP widening. .. We saw what happened at their convention in Port-Harcort.

MzPecs:
If she had taken that time to call on Jesus, it wouldn't have resulted to death!

We just can't sacrifice that little time with God buh will spend the whole day on instagram and d others.

May her soul RIP

And who told you she didn't pray at all? People get sick, pray to God, visit pastors upon pastors and still die.

Cc: Lalasticlala, Seun

tolzy90:
Word, bt op you gon get yourself many female enemies on this forum with this your write-ups sooner than later

Lol let them come na. Thanks brother.

Charpell:
You write well, kudos

Thanks man. I appreciate.

Cc: Lalasticlala, Seun

Trina0936:
I decided to visit my male bestie yesterday after commenting on this thread. I had not seen him for almost three weeks before now but we so talk on phone and he told me that he has broken up with his girlfriend. I just hope it wasn't my fault because he's aware I have a boyfriend and he has even seen my guy before. Like they have talked one on one like matured guys. when I asked him the reason for the breakup he said he just wasn't into the babe again so I dropped the issue! But I still have a feeling it might be more than he's telling.......

In the next few weeks he's gonna try to copy feelings for you. Acting like he feels something for you and will try to peg his break up on the feelings he had for you. Remember Wahalaboy said this when it happens.

WASMOG:
op pls how do I deal this issue of beastie my girlfriend won't let me rest just two weeks ago now she start talking about one guy his this his that am not comfortable about it at all

Talk to her about it or they gon' start fucking soon lmao

halfricanadian:
I wonder were y'all meet such ladies from ladies that just give all of you such mentality

So i will have a bf and another close frnd dats a guy nd i will deprive him of having a gf?

Criosly op change d kind of women u meet u myt end up not meeting a woman who do such but cod of ur mentality u myt loose her not all women do dis bullsh*t u wrote there

I didn't write "all women cheat". I wrote "girls cheat too" . Meaning that girls cheat, tho not all, just as how not all guys cheat. Girls cheat as much as guys do too. So don't tell me to change the type of girls I meet, I didn't write anywhere that my girlfriend cheats on me.

Estharfabian:
I assure you....it wasn't intentional..



I owe you the last digit.....

So.. . How do I gerrit

firstking01:
Lol, you berra dnt blush yet...btw, i love the concept and set up of the environs you took the pix

U don start dey flirt o... lif sombori's gf alone iooooo

Lalasticlala ooooo
Uncle Seun ooooo

Estharfabian:
Oh.


sure I do!
Welcome to Nairaland!

So you gave me a 10-digit number and you never replied when I asked for the complete one. U don try

Estharfabian:
Whoever said Girls don't cheat

Estharfabian you remember me? Victor Daniel 'Slim'... On Facebook.

KashyBaby:
U and ur wahala

Lmao I never even start

Girls cheat too! Girls cheat as much as guys do!

The only difference is guys make theirs more obvious. Let me show you the difference...

How guys cheat:

Guys have a main chic, and like 2-5 other girls he's "doing". He attaches no serious emotions to the other girls as he is just trying to satisfy his sexual urges with them... The girls are unstable and the guy changes them from time to time while his main chic remains constant.

How girls cheat:

Unlike guys, they don't usually have multiple people they cheat with. They have a boyfriend they love and act faithful to... And that one other guy. Lol there is that one other guy they cheat with, and unlike guys, they attach a lot of emotions to the second guy too. The other guy is usually fully aware of the girl's relationship o. They come in form of "bestie", "Facebook dad/son" etc. Unlike guys, girls keep their undercover lover a strict secret, so secret that sometimes even their friends don't know about it. And most times, they got something serious with the other guy too.

Unlike guys who could have as many side chicks as possible but isn't serious with them, a girl will also take her side nigga seriously. She will get jealous when he talks to other girls and infact most times the girl wants to be the only girl or the first lady in her side nigga's life. Yes, they are that emotionally greedy.

This post was written and composed by ME, Wahalaboy. You can click my profile to read most of my write ups. Thanks.

Cc: Lalasticlala, Seun

Cc: Lalasticlala, Seun

Trina0936:

You can start with blogger or WordPress. They are free! Then when you have the money you can upgrade!

Tnx bros

Analysiscorner:

Since you have a large following on Facebook and you are a registered user of Nairaland, try creating your own website where you refer your readers, to be able to earn money, recognition, fame etc.

Dude, I seriously wanna create a site o. Everyone's been telling me the same. I need a Web designer now and it's gonna cost some money. As soon as I can, I'll have my own site.

0ubenji:


OP..u can see my own link which i quoted to chubbyswit does not show edited...leave me wit these tinz let it go as i've advised..
i av other ways to fish out an edited post on FB...
buh as i've earlier today..
v.daniels..for reasons best known to me...i'd choose not to debate the originality of this post with u..nd i won't...
i'm not a hater..dont misconcieve my motive..dont forget wah precipitated dis debate was the advice i gv u on NL fp tinz...

And I am insisting that YOU CAN NOT PROVE THAT I AM NOT THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THIS POST. And I DARE YOU again to prove to everyone here that I am not the original owner of the post. Nairalanders are taking note.

0ubenji:


OP..u can see my own link which i quoted to chubbyswit does not show edited...leave me wit these tinz let it go as i've advised..
i av other ways to fish out an edited post on FB...
buh as i've earlier today..
v.daniels..for reasons best known to me...i'd choose not to debate the originality of this post with u..nd i won't...
i'm not a hater..dont misconcieve my motive..dont forget wah precipitated dis debate was the advice i gv u on NL fp tinz...

And I am insisting that YOU CAN NOT PROVE THAT I AM NOT THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THIS POST. And I DARE you again to prove to everyone here that I am not the original owner of the post. Nairalanders are taking note.

edima001:
guy you fall op hands no be here..
but I give u respect for this singular act alone..
thought you were just threatening him initially but u sef na Google u be ooo... lolss

As you no read all the comments... I drop my link, and I prove say na me post am first. na my link be this

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=872632006119523&id=100001181960187&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.872632006119523%3Atl_objid.872632006119523%3Athid.100001181960187%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A1420099200%3A1451635199%3A4602917117226916723

edima001:
.. I swear u be don baba j...
I thought u were just threatening at first though. ..
I respect ur person trust me!!!

That link he shared copied from me. I already proved it before. The link he shared posted on 24th of September and I posted on my Facebook page on 23rd. Here's the link to mine.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=872632006119523&id=100001181960187&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.872632006119523%3Atl_objid.872632006119523%3Athid.100001181960187%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A1420099200%3A1451635199%3A4602917117226916723

0ubenji:

now..it's billygoats like u dat wud make me talk nd raise dust

lemme gv u a small lecture on this site called facebook which u dont seem to knw...

when the OP pasted a link with the same post dated 23rd spetember..i laffed coz ..he doesnt knw i'm too skilled with all dis facebook BS..buh i was matured enuf to throw d ish out d window..nd we called a truce..(dis doesn't mean me with d OP dont knw wah we doin..itz called MATURITY)
on facebook..if u updated ur status on 1st january 2013 for example...
provided that status update is stil accessible on ur wall..it's very well editable to whatever u want at anytime...
i can date this same OP's post to 2010 on my facebook wall...
all i need to do is goto my fb wall nd access a status update i made in the yr 2010..click the edit button...then copy and paste wah the OP says he composed nd put thr as its new content..
the date wud stil be in the yr 2010..nd i'll thus claim i posted dis same shii b4 the OP...coz the date wud sell my lie bigtime
USE UR HEAD..!!!

dnt juz come quotin peeps finkin u smart..it's of no use..try editing one of ur old status on fb nd realize ur shallow finkin
NOTE: the 2ppl that liked the comment that quoted mine..i smh for una..lol(wah i explained above is wah match-fixing football scammers use in decievin peeps to fink they predicted the outcome of matches b4 dey are eventually played)

I just saw this long note you wrote. Dude, when you edit your Facebook post, the post shows "edited" but the date of the post never changes. And even if it does, can you back date a post? Is it logical? If you can show me anywhere this write up was posted before the 23rd of September, then you have made your point. I can beat my chest and tell everyone boldly that if you ever see a post identical to mine, the person either copied from me or copied from someone that copied from me. Hundreds of people copy my posts on Facebook because I have thousands of followers there (check my Facebook page at Facebook.com/vdslim1 to confirm). I never copy anyone's posts. NEVER.

0ubenji:
WAHALABOY..OP

kindly stay out of the ripples btw me and chubbyswit..u're real matured and smart...i respect dat...#weKOOL

am waitin for chubbyswit to now switch to pure insults devoid of points as a typical nigerian does wen losin a debate....lolz

Errrm.. . So you both had some kind of rivalry before

Llubazz:


Lmao... Is this cannon??

No.

Eeeerm.. So did he call Banky W and Peter that he was gonna kill himself? How did they get there?

Tee Billz : Hello Peter, please call Banky W. I'm on my way to 3rd mainland bridge to attempt to kill myself now. Please come and save me on time if not my spirit will disturb you o.

Coldfeets:


Ha ha ha...

Of course, I know it won't prove anything to you!!!

You see yo'r life?

Obviously, you wanted to shame him by telling the world he's a copycat.

But you failed.

And having realized that, now you're trying to back out to save your own face.

Just look at the way you're trying to turn your argument now and telling him his own proof as the original writer doesn't prove anything to you.

Ha ha ha

But since you decided to take it upon yourself to publicly shame him.

I think it will also be a nice suggestion if you publicly tender him your apology right away.


Abeg carry go wahalaboy.

No mind all diz people who are always ready to put someone down!!!

Nothing do you, guy!

Thank you baba! Abeg how dem dey mention person for this land?

prinzfavian:


Nor vex na, things are done in a certain way here. U cnt get every of ur topics pushed to the front page either written by you or not but to be on a safer side, after each post u can shout "lalasticlala" like 3times or even once. I can assure u of a front page appearance within the next thirty minutes of doing so.
But seriously, ure funny o
Lol.

Lmao chairman no mind me and my wahala o

SlimShaddy10:

That link copied from me. Here's the original link from my Facebook post, where the link copied from.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=872632006119523&id=100001181960187&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.872632006119523%3Atl_objid.872632006119523%3Athid.100001181960187%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A1420099200%3A1451635199%3A4602917117226916723

So yes, I wrote this post and that link copied from me. Check the date of the posts. Thanks.