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Rickmann:
It's simple..this shouldn't be rocket science at all.
Just tell her the whole truth..."babe,it's pure coincidence..i came out of the bathroom to open for you not knowing the maid was out already". If she doesn't still believe you then you leave her.. You can't be worried when you are innocent.

Abegi.

Yes! I will explain the situation briefly without being emotional and maintain my innocent composure.
What she believes in her mind wouldn't matter at all. I won't even do anything extraordinary or try to over flog the issue. I can not be suffering for sin never committed.

End of Discussion!

2Radii:
I wasn't married then, just a teenager.


Let me call the name of the lady Tim.


In the morning, I and Tim was sent on an errand to go to farm to fetch palm wine from the vendor. We went together and came , this tim was like a sister to me, we re related extendedly.

In the after Wen we returned, I wanted to go and bath, I took my rapper and bucket only to get out and saw her fetching water from the tap with her rapper as well(the tap was close to the bathroom) so I had to excuse her to first take her bath since she was there before me.

I went in back to wait for her, but immediately I went in, Tim left the water running and went outside to meet with her boyfriend,

Did i tell u the tap, bathroom and my mother's room was located at the backyard of the house.

Wen I went inside I slept off with my rapper still tied on me(I was waiting for her ).

So some minutes later, Tim granny (she was staying with her grandmother) came from an outside meeting and passed tru the backyard only for her to see her bathing bucket being overrun by the tap water so she knew that it was her daughter that was fetching the water to bath.

Now she started calling her daughter name but her daughter did not answer out of fear(remember she was with her bf). Instead of the daughter to answer she would rather pass tru the other route from the frontage to the backyard and entered tru the backyard door.

Wen the mother realised that her daughter did not answer her she started shouting my name, remember I was deep asleep already, so I also didn't answer.so the mother shouted out names from the backyard to the frontage with no response from us.

Wen the shout of my name woke me up I quickly went out from the room and get out(remember my room was facing the backyard door) likewise Tim, she has succeeded in finding her way from the frontage to the backyard...

Now me and Tim jammed at the backyard with rappers tied omoooh x400000

As I was about to ask Tim where she was coming from, her granny just returned from the front of the house to the backyard and found the two of us rapped in clothes.. wahala shele

Na so kasala burst, u can imagine what would later ensued na


Some believed we were having sex while some didn't believe..

Her granny, a self religion woman didn't believe, I sworn with the Bible and I told her to swear with the same bible but she refused, and she was still adamant that we were together.


The granny died in 2010 or so, so I bliv she would have known the truth in her grave now... May God have mercy on her soul.

Omoh...!!! See set up!
The girl just used you as a cover up for her sins and there's no witness to vindicate you... I can't imagine how helpless you felt that day.
Not funny sha.

Godada:


To avoid certain incidents like this and others, install a CCTV camera.

An emotional wife won't wait for any VAR before jumping into conclusion.

2Radii:
Exactly what happened to me in 2007... A day I will never forget

Arh!!! How did you manage it?

MARRIAGE SAVING ESSAY!!!

You live with your wife and the maid. One Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market. A while later, you go to take a bath to go out. The maid also takes the opportunity to go and bath in her own bathroom.

Whilst you two were in your bathrooms, madam comes back home to pick her phone she forgot. Then the doorbell rings. Remember, you are bathing, but didn't know your maid is also taking her bath, so you continue with no worries and your wife was all along on the bell.

Not understanding why the maid is yet to get to the door, you tie your towel, your curved tool making a bulge in the towel, you rush out of the bath and head to the door.

Getting to the living room, you find the maid already opening the door with wrapper tied to her chest, sumptuous bossom popping through the lightly wet wrapper tied to her chest, curvaceous buttocks seeming bare in the very light ankara.

Madam enters and sees the maid wet with wrapper tied around her chest, and you, oga, also wet with towel tied around your loins...

Madam looks at you weirdly and asks what was going on, and why it took so long for both of you to show up, in that compromising state, and together.
Now, your wife doesn't know what we know and willing to listen to explanations.

With the aid of a graph sheet, Four Figure Table and T-Square, explain in 247 words the theorem that can save your marriage.

iykbethany:
According to the bible, God can see the end from the beginning. Does it mean He already knew we would be black people born in a shit hole country and that buhari would be our president and that we will see shege?

And he's so cool with all of these? He even watches Boko haram and kidnappers kill innocent people and He can't defend us as our father.

Oh I forgot, the bible say we should be olodo and shouldn't reason like humans. Its alright �

I would have taken my time to address your insinuations but, your thoughts are misguided and uncoordinated. You have a misconception of your being, race, your society and good things around you. Above all, a wrong notion of God and his ways.

It makes no sensible meaning to supply a logical answers to illogical questions.

In everything relationship please avoid "see finish" for the wise only.

lomprico:
For Ikeja for that matter. Why he no try ikorodu?

From Agidingbi to Allen towards Opebi roundabout turning on Toyin Street to link Mobolaji Bank Anthony way driving towards under bridge Ikeja you'll paas through at least 8 police checkpoints in less than 10min drive around Ikeja.

I believe he only moved around his hotel and less than 3 minutes drive. Though, policemen around those areas are not always aggressive and willing to help in exchange for any available cash reward.

Let him reconduct his social tour around those area by 11pm before he can make his submission.

Freeze007:
Is there any everlasting BEINGS? This should ring a bell, if at all, how did they achieve that feat- to be eternal

I agree with you that when you die you bring forth much like beings like yourself, but, would this vicious cycle STOP, if it will, I hope to know HOW- Is that a foolish question too Sir? No disrespect whatsoever!

Are there everlasting being?
......YES! but not human beings.

How did they achieved it?
......They never worked to achieve it but, were made to live for ever by the maker. They are made to serve the purpose of the Maker and the purpose is eternal!

We have everlasting beings in the realm of gods outside our own world.

What many people do not know is that, the eternity of MAN is not in heaven but on this earth... because EARTH itself was made to last for eternity. That is why Genesis 1 vs 1 said "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth".
Gen chapter 1vs2 is not the continuation of Genesis 1 vs 1.

Freeze007:
Must I die before entering Heaven?
Is it a sin to enter Heaven while I am living on Earth?

Because I seek undiluted message about this heaven, my thoughts, I can live forever without dying, this is what I am set to find out

Let us come away from the conventional and seek the real HEAVEN here on EARTH

DON'T YOU THINK SO?

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Is it possible to grow a seed without being buried under the ground, died and bring forth new leaves?

What you are asking for is childish and not well thought out before asking.

These body cannot inherit the glory of God because it is terrestrial by creation. That is the only reason why man must die.

What people think about God, Heaven, Angel, hell, Bible and the resurrection of the dead doesn't deny the truth that those entities are REAL!

I have had several spiritual encounters in the past, many of which are unforgettable.
Tonight, I woke up by 10:35pm..about 30mins ago from a dream where I saw my old neighbor who died and was buried in year 2021.

He was looking at me happily and was saying some good words to me. I was happy at his young and radiant look.

In that dream I was quite aware that he's dead. So, I knew I was talking to someone that is no more on this side of existence. I am also aware that, it was a dream even though I was lying down sleeping.
He bade me farewell after a while and turned around to go. As he was going towards the exit of the compound, I saw an angel... WHITE WITH WINGS behind him... guiding him.

The angel is not wearing white clothes but himself is white and his wings were covered with feathers.

I can give a vivid description of what I saw.


This is the second time that someone close to me will die and God will give revelation about their status in afterlife.

Lastly, I am not advising anyone to belief against his convinctions as either you believe or not doesn't change anything.

This is a step to permanent solution to Nigeria's humongous problems. If Yorubas can achieve this, 50% of our problems solves automatically. The next 50% is to have intelligent leaders with good political will and science of good administration to create an enabling ground for development and standard social status for the people.

grandstar:
This is nothing for the airforce to brag about. It's like a 30 year old man bragging he beat up a 7 yr old boy.

A lot of caution has been exercised government in order to reduce the collateral damage - that is-the death of human lives.

This isn't about NAF or any of their sister security outfits but about politicians at the corridors of power who manipulate everything to suit their narratives at all times.

If I may ask? When did Nigeria security agencies starts thinking about Nigerians To them, everyone is a bloody civilian and does not deserve to live. They don't care about collateral damage anywhere.

Both Nigeria government and all the Nigerian security outfits are 2 sides of a bad coin.

grandstar:
The government hasn't done much against these hoodlums.

I hope you realize that many innocents would have died in the attack.

Also, something must be done about the root cause: their feeling of marginalization caused by "unjust" attacks on their cattle, which threaten their livelihood.

Audio raids until proven beyond reasonable doubt....

It is impossible for a sane person to absolutely trust any new of attack on the terrorists hideouts under this Buhari regime especially when 2023 elections is around the corner.

Terrorists are vital instruments in the hands of northern political strategists and propagandists.

Jashub:
Oga , I am currently living in Minna so I know what I am saying. If not for the University of Technology , Minna , the town would be worse than a hamlet . In fact, Zungeru is more developed that this rubbish town called Minna ...only Bida self can compete with Minna and may even win.

The only reason I cannot side with you is that; I have been to Lokoja before Minna... No matter how poor Minna is structurally, Lokoja still remains the most unfortunate geographical location in the league of state capitals in Nigeria.

It is horrible I swear!

Tunjibalogun:
I'm a Catholic but once in a while I get to attend pentecostal churches when invited by colleagues though. So I went to this very well known pentecostal church. I found out the following:

(1) They've now modelled their church into several services just as it is done in the Catholic Church unlike before when they go to church by 7am and return by 2pm

(2) They have the pictures of their daddy GO inside the church just like the Catholics use those of Jesus

(3)They also had ornaments like holy oil just like in the Catholic church

(4) They have communion service just like in the Catholic church. I took their wine and communion though

It seems to me like the essence of the pentecostalism is now been defeated because the pentecostal churches we knew when growing up never had these aspects that resembled the Catholic Church practices. To add to it some pentecostal churches now ordain bishops too which were never existent to them them except to the orthodox churches.

The first truth that you need to come to terms with is Catholic Church are of pagan origin and all religious paraphernalia you cherish so much are mere immitations of the Christianity.

Number 2.. No religion was from GOD... All religions and it's denominations are from men. Never try to elevate one and discredit another in your simple ignorance. Only those people that know the only true God and walk on his path would be saved.

Bishopric, anointing oil, holy communion and the likes were mentioned in the bible without tracing its copyright or its patent of nobility to the papacy. Hanging the portraits of Semiramis in the place of worship isn't of God but that of daddy G.O. is setting the records straight as to who registered the organization with CAC.

In summary; your observations achieves nothing.

DaddyCK:
errm hangon...i hope u not a guy...coz many guys pretend to be female here. I sent one babe £200 and then to find one I send moiney to guy. i dont send moiney to guys

Ikorodu Londonner

Anatakuebira:
Happy Sunday fam. Please, where is ice prince?

Inside a freezer in Buckingham palace.

Righteousness2:
Huspuppi volume 2.
They keep destroying the the image of the country and making things difficult for others..
It's just a matter of time, he will be caught.
Evil will always slay the wicked.
Stay away from evil.

Look at what they have turned Dubai to... Giving people who truly needs help a bad reputation.
They destroyed South Africa, Ghana, UK, Europe, USA, China for legitimate Nigerians.

CheapHomes1:
Good strategic thinking. You are right. These people can do anything

She's immortalised already and nothing will remove her image from the face of the currency. White folks aren't irrational thinkers like we blacks.

What happened to the Maxim... Nemo dat quod non habet? i.e you cannot give what does not belong to you.

He will be facing a very long jail term in a saner clime.

The supervisor noticed that the boy is getting distracted and cannot concrete on his project any longer....

The woman also noticed that she's becoming a distraction to the guy....

The woman knew he may fail his project and it will look like because he made advances to her...

The woman doesn't want her name in the boy's black book hence called it quit at the right time and the resultant effect cannot be undone.

Who knows what tomorrow holds? They may end up together if it's a love and not infatuation.

PNomsule:
Did they make attempt at price control and regulation early in the day?

You can only control what scarce in supply and channeled towards achieving greater objectives but how do control what is already out of control?
There can't be price control or regulations where the supply is more than demand.

I hope you get it.

PNomsule:
I am really just curious as to "why can't we just print more money and solve the poverty problem in the country?"

Terms like "inflation" and the "devaluing of the naira" are the usual buzz answers to that question. Also, people give the example that if we were to print more money and just give everyone N5,000,000 for example, then everyone would go out and buy things, thus making "THINGS" more scarce and in short supply and hence driving up the prices of things (simple demand/supply economics). But herein lies the catch for me... With TRUE unemployment rate somewhere around 33% in the country, if DEMAND for "THINGS" rose, then I would think that companies would WANT to hire more people and build more processing plants to keep up with demand and raise their profits. So, the influx of cash (printed money) would seem to solve the unemployment problem.

Again, we have agencies that regulates pricing in the economy: PPPRA, Price Control Board (Ministry of Commerce) etc, with those, can't the likely over pricing of commodities (THINGS) be controlled and gazetted to avoid the story of "too much money chasing fewer goods"?

In the final analysis, a robust and health competitive economy would have been created and underemployment issues largely solved.

Economists and Analysts lets discuss?

This is against everything common sense stands for! Money is only useful when you create value for it.
Zimbabwe experimented this option some years back and their currency became a joke without economic value.
They have single note of 1million Zimbabwean dollar that is not enough to buy a wheelbarrow.

DropsMic:
If only the black man had the sense to build up his own country... If only our leaders had brains.. If only we the masses had the brain to elect good people into public offices.. If only wishes were horses.

IF ONLY we are ready to set ourselves free from self inflicted hard life.

hope4nigeria:
ok let me give you an illustration, someone always get drunk, fell inside gutter, you gave a helping hand to him out of the gutter, he broke bottle on your head, you were both hospitalized for a month because you are both sustain injury somehow, having left hospital! A week letter, you saw thesame man drunk inside gutter again, Note your injury still not heal, funny enough, he told you he love his condition like that, he doesn't even need your help. Now I ask, what will be your reaction? Exactly what your reaction will be is what you are calling heartless. I run block industry, 95% of my workers are from katsina State, I feed them, pay them everyday for 3years, these people sundenlly woke up February 2019 and disappeared with my equipments. My offence according to my security was they ear me saying I'm not going to vote for buhari that I always say buhari had failed. They didn't leave in peace oh, they vandalized my factory before they left. That was few weeks to 2019 election. Last year, someone told me 3of them were killed by bandits in katsina.

You cannot help a snake and live because, the only language snake knows is to bite. You cannot help a northerner and be safe because to them you are such an infidel who does not deserve to live in the first place.

Buhari is the opium of the north. If Buhari despite his free fall in governance, millions of them from the north will vote for him ten times over because he's a Muslim and a Fulani man....

Let's do see it this way...
Presidency... Fulani
The strongest tribe in the north... Fulani
Northern caliphate... Fulani
Most governors by tribe in the north... Fulani
Bokoharam... Fulani
Bandits... Fulani
Cow rustlers... Fulani
Kidnappers... Fulani
Miyetti Allah... Fulani
Key security personnel... Fulani

Who is the grand patron of all the above committee of criminals... Buhari! With Buhari still alive, NO HOPE for Nigeria.

I know there's something about some people when it comes to seeing beyond ordinary phenomenal.... Usually I see things in my dreams especially about this country Nigeria... So many things are better not said here.

EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggVkxsc3FSo

Man Dumps His Bride On Their Wedding Day, Plays Video Of Her Cheating On Him (Photos, Video)



https://www.facebook.com/273102863056662/posts/pfbid0nH56ptmRyq6jpV2g2gyjH76E6dtUhgiB9R6CWj9Md3exsg2HyUH9C7VJQRihU44bl/?app=fbl

All I know is, NOBODY HOLY PASS... The lady is wrong but the guy just demarket himself... No right thinking person will trust him for anything.

Extremist can go to any length to do the unthinkable.

When did INEC became the law and the jury?

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Good afternoon Nairalanders. I have an urgent need for good 3bedrooms apartment around College road, Orimolade, Ogba, Jungle bus stop, Haruna, Oke-Ira, Ikeja, Oregun, please drop your contact and I will contact you privately.

Available budget: 800k to 1m

If everything works fine, we can end it today or tomorrow.

Admin please help push to the front page for maximum attention.

Thanks