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CANDYDADDY:
se o wa je omo ale yoruba ba yi


tinubu, omo e ni o ni se di be be re ka fi ile si idi omo e lo mi naaaaaaaaa

arugbo ni eh eh, sugbon omo yoruba sa ni, e je gbe ge ge ge ge ge

Baba!!!! Ma b'oju mi je ni'gboro aye. Ore wa!

Iwo na wo ohun to o ko yii?? Ko mu yanyan rara. Tete ya se atunse re.

4Humanity4All:
@Psych412
Translation: "Mention the Yoruba stories you read as a kid"

Gbiyanju lati danrawo ore wa...

Nje o tile mo ABD olowe?

Nje o mo aami ohun ede yoruba?

Ha! Yoruba ma dun ooo.

Sincerely speaking, I am waiting for that day when yoruba language will become a language of taught in our schools across the western states of Nigeria.

When we are going to read Yoruba version of Ababio biology, chemistry textbooks, physics, government, accounting, commerce, 6geography and so on. When we are going to have a yoruba nomenclature for all our daily engagements with pride and our native ego.

When we'll stop being inferior to white folks and rock chinese fake clothings at exorbitant prices....

Yoruba ronu ooo.

Daruko awon iwe itan yoruba ti o ka nigba ti o wa ni kekere..

Ogboju ode ninu Igbo Irunmole.
Ireke Onibudo
Igbi Aye n'yi
Ododo Kekere Elerindodo

Add your own...

Chaos14:
Ilu wo ni o wa

Eko adele, aromi sa legbe legbe... Sugbon mo ni ebi jakejado gbogbo Ile ka'aro o'jire...

Pari owe wonyi....

Oro to s'akalamogbo to fi dekun eerin'nrin,.....

Bi oode o dun....

Oju eni.....

Won ni ki mala o takiti; oni ile le.....

Ti o kii ba se omo Yoruba to danto, ma se gbiyanju lati danrawo.

If you are not a competent Yoruba son, do not attempt.

Omo Yoruba atata kii siwa hu...
Bi o ri won l'aarin iju rere, iwa bi oba bi oba kii tan lara won.

Omo Yoruba ni mi, Yoruba ni awon to bi mi l'omo... Yoruba m'asa, Yoruba m'eto, Yoruba meto, yato s'awon omo irankiran tii fi ipa ji baba won lori eni.

If your story is true bro, you have short time left on earth. If your friends dx and dy did not consipre to kill you, the lady will surely kill you.

Wether you expose them or not, your existence is already a threat to everyone in the know and you are going to be the victim.

My best advice for you is to abandon that friendship even with the boyfriend and relocate faraway from all of them. Omo if they offer food or drinks or invite you to special birthday party, trust me na your funeral be that.

A word they say is enough for a wise.

fergie001:
I hope you Respect me. I am gay

Iker Casillas

I did not respect you or any of your kind... Please go to hell.

Can of worms is about to be opened, I hope the elites won't fight dirty in the public.

I was planning to return to farm so as to join the food chain and make meaningful impact in the lives of many but news like this can discourage farming potentials... Especially when you do not have capacity to insure your farm.

By the way, the insurer must pay. Awoof has resulted into constipation and diarrhea.

Ishilove:
I thought it was the same sarki of Nairaland

Yes! That shameless internet bully who's always on the side of evil.
I am waiting for the day when that vulturebbq demon will get his percels of rewards from carma through APC government.

I'm seriously waiting for that day.

I'm happy your brother was released... I will never forget such energy you dissipated in bullying almost everyone who's against that tyrant Lord Rahl in Aso Rock..
I hope you already have a change of mind after the despair and bitterness your family went through under the reign of evil you helped enthroned. If not, you won't survive the next onslaught of Fulani bandits.

Congratulations once again.

But you are leaving behind a country where terrorists were made kings controlling a good fraction of the country's landmass.

APC sponsored those bombs and insecurities as one of their numerous campaign strategy unfortunately they have nowhere to run to when they eventually took over power by crooked means.

There's nothing new here.... When Aregbesola was Osun State governor his phone was stolen in the midst of his security details and we no fry shit because of that.
Chris Ngige was a governor when he was stolen.... I mean kidnapped... What is former VP that his phone can't be stolen?

Rickmann:
It's simple..this shouldn't be rocket science at all.
Just tell her the whole truth..."babe,it's pure coincidence..i came out of the bathroom to open for you not knowing the maid was out already". If she doesn't still believe you then you leave her.. You can't be worried when you are innocent.

Abegi.

Yes! I will explain the situation briefly without being emotional and maintain my innocent composure.
What she believes in her mind wouldn't matter at all. I won't even do anything extraordinary or try to over flog the issue. I can not be suffering for sin never committed.

End of Discussion!

2Radii:
I wasn't married then, just a teenager.


Let me call the name of the lady Tim.


In the morning, I and Tim was sent on an errand to go to farm to fetch palm wine from the vendor. We went together and came , this tim was like a sister to me, we re related extendedly.

In the after Wen we returned, I wanted to go and bath, I took my rapper and bucket only to get out and saw her fetching water from the tap with her rapper as well(the tap was close to the bathroom) so I had to excuse her to first take her bath since she was there before me.

I went in back to wait for her, but immediately I went in, Tim left the water running and went outside to meet with her boyfriend,

Did i tell u the tap, bathroom and my mother's room was located at the backyard of the house.

Wen I went inside I slept off with my rapper still tied on me(I was waiting for her ).

So some minutes later, Tim granny (she was staying with her grandmother) came from an outside meeting and passed tru the backyard only for her to see her bathing bucket being overrun by the tap water so she knew that it was her daughter that was fetching the water to bath.

Now she started calling her daughter name but her daughter did not answer out of fear(remember she was with her bf). Instead of the daughter to answer she would rather pass tru the other route from the frontage to the backyard and entered tru the backyard door.

Wen the mother realised that her daughter did not answer her she started shouting my name, remember I was deep asleep already, so I also didn't answer.so the mother shouted out names from the backyard to the frontage with no response from us.

Wen the shout of my name woke me up I quickly went out from the room and get out(remember my room was facing the backyard door) likewise Tim, she has succeeded in finding her way from the frontage to the backyard...

Now me and Tim jammed at the backyard with rappers tied omoooh x400000

As I was about to ask Tim where she was coming from, her granny just returned from the front of the house to the backyard and found the two of us rapped in clothes.. wahala shele

Na so kasala burst, u can imagine what would later ensued na


Some believed we were having sex while some didn't believe..

Her granny, a self religion woman didn't believe, I sworn with the Bible and I told her to swear with the same bible but she refused, and she was still adamant that we were together.


The granny died in 2010 or so, so I bliv she would have known the truth in her grave now... May God have mercy on her soul.

Omoh...!!! See set up!
The girl just used you as a cover up for her sins and there's no witness to vindicate you... I can't imagine how helpless you felt that day.
Not funny sha.

Godada:


To avoid certain incidents like this and others, install a CCTV camera.

An emotional wife won't wait for any VAR before jumping into conclusion.

2Radii:
Exactly what happened to me in 2007... A day I will never forget

Arh!!! How did you manage it?

MARRIAGE SAVING ESSAY!!!

You live with your wife and the maid. One Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market. A while later, you go to take a bath to go out. The maid also takes the opportunity to go and bath in her own bathroom.

Whilst you two were in your bathrooms, madam comes back home to pick her phone she forgot. Then the doorbell rings. Remember, you are bathing, but didn't know your maid is also taking her bath, so you continue with no worries and your wife was all along on the bell.

Not understanding why the maid is yet to get to the door, you tie your towel, your curved tool making a bulge in the towel, you rush out of the bath and head to the door.

Getting to the living room, you find the maid already opening the door with wrapper tied to her chest, sumptuous bossom popping through the lightly wet wrapper tied to her chest, curvaceous buttocks seeming bare in the very light ankara.

Madam enters and sees the maid wet with wrapper tied around her chest, and you, oga, also wet with towel tied around your loins...

Madam looks at you weirdly and asks what was going on, and why it took so long for both of you to show up, in that compromising state, and together.
Now, your wife doesn't know what we know and willing to listen to explanations.

With the aid of a graph sheet, Four Figure Table and T-Square, explain in 247 words the theorem that can save your marriage.

iykbethany:
According to the bible, God can see the end from the beginning. Does it mean He already knew we would be black people born in a shit hole country and that buhari would be our president and that we will see shege?

And he's so cool with all of these? He even watches Boko haram and kidnappers kill innocent people and He can't defend us as our father.

Oh I forgot, the bible say we should be olodo and shouldn't reason like humans. Its alright �

I would have taken my time to address your insinuations but, your thoughts are misguided and uncoordinated. You have a misconception of your being, race, your society and good things around you. Above all, a wrong notion of God and his ways.

It makes no sensible meaning to supply a logical answers to illogical questions.

In everything relationship please avoid "see finish" for the wise only.

lomprico:
For Ikeja for that matter. Why he no try ikorodu?

From Agidingbi to Allen towards Opebi roundabout turning on Toyin Street to link Mobolaji Bank Anthony way driving towards under bridge Ikeja you'll paas through at least 8 police checkpoints in less than 10min drive around Ikeja.

I believe he only moved around his hotel and less than 3 minutes drive. Though, policemen around those areas are not always aggressive and willing to help in exchange for any available cash reward.

Let him reconduct his social tour around those area by 11pm before he can make his submission.

Freeze007:
Is there any everlasting BEINGS? This should ring a bell, if at all, how did they achieve that feat- to be eternal

I agree with you that when you die you bring forth much like beings like yourself, but, would this vicious cycle STOP, if it will, I hope to know HOW- Is that a foolish question too Sir? No disrespect whatsoever!

Are there everlasting being?
......YES! but not human beings.

How did they achieved it?
......They never worked to achieve it but, were made to live for ever by the maker. They are made to serve the purpose of the Maker and the purpose is eternal!

We have everlasting beings in the realm of gods outside our own world.

What many people do not know is that, the eternity of MAN is not in heaven but on this earth... because EARTH itself was made to last for eternity. That is why Genesis 1 vs 1 said "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth".
Gen chapter 1vs2 is not the continuation of Genesis 1 vs 1.

Freeze007:
Must I die before entering Heaven?
Is it a sin to enter Heaven while I am living on Earth?

Because I seek undiluted message about this heaven, my thoughts, I can live forever without dying, this is what I am set to find out

Let us come away from the conventional and seek the real HEAVEN here on EARTH

DON'T YOU THINK SO?

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Is it possible to grow a seed without being buried under the ground, died and bring forth new leaves?

What you are asking for is childish and not well thought out before asking.

These body cannot inherit the glory of God because it is terrestrial by creation. That is the only reason why man must die.

What people think about God, Heaven, Angel, hell, Bible and the resurrection of the dead doesn't deny the truth that those entities are REAL!

I have had several spiritual encounters in the past, many of which are unforgettable.
Tonight, I woke up by 10:35pm..about 30mins ago from a dream where I saw my old neighbor who died and was buried in year 2021.

He was looking at me happily and was saying some good words to me. I was happy at his young and radiant look.

In that dream I was quite aware that he's dead. So, I knew I was talking to someone that is no more on this side of existence. I am also aware that, it was a dream even though I was lying down sleeping.
He bade me farewell after a while and turned around to go. As he was going towards the exit of the compound, I saw an angel... WHITE WITH WINGS behind him... guiding him.

The angel is not wearing white clothes but himself is white and his wings were covered with feathers.

I can give a vivid description of what I saw.


This is the second time that someone close to me will die and God will give revelation about their status in afterlife.

Lastly, I am not advising anyone to belief against his convinctions as either you believe or not doesn't change anything.

This is a step to permanent solution to Nigeria's humongous problems. If Yorubas can achieve this, 50% of our problems solves automatically. The next 50% is to have intelligent leaders with good political will and science of good administration to create an enabling ground for development and standard social status for the people.

grandstar:
This is nothing for the airforce to brag about. It's like a 30 year old man bragging he beat up a 7 yr old boy.

A lot of caution has been exercised government in order to reduce the collateral damage - that is-the death of human lives.

This isn't about NAF or any of their sister security outfits but about politicians at the corridors of power who manipulate everything to suit their narratives at all times.

If I may ask? When did Nigeria security agencies starts thinking about Nigerians To them, everyone is a bloody civilian and does not deserve to live. They don't care about collateral damage anywhere.

Both Nigeria government and all the Nigerian security outfits are 2 sides of a bad coin.

grandstar:
The government hasn't done much against these hoodlums.

I hope you realize that many innocents would have died in the attack.

Also, something must be done about the root cause: their feeling of marginalization caused by "unjust" attacks on their cattle, which threaten their livelihood.

Audio raids until proven beyond reasonable doubt....

It is impossible for a sane person to absolutely trust any new of attack on the terrorists hideouts under this Buhari regime especially when 2023 elections is around the corner.

Terrorists are vital instruments in the hands of northern political strategists and propagandists.

Jashub:
Oga , I am currently living in Minna so I know what I am saying. If not for the University of Technology , Minna , the town would be worse than a hamlet . In fact, Zungeru is more developed that this rubbish town called Minna ...only Bida self can compete with Minna and may even win.

The only reason I cannot side with you is that; I have been to Lokoja before Minna... No matter how poor Minna is structurally, Lokoja still remains the most unfortunate geographical location in the league of state capitals in Nigeria.

It is horrible I swear!