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revived:
The mileage still choke me though

That's not the milage, look closer

CalliDora1:
The day it's animal sense will direct it to tear some important documents in that office, they'll know that an animal can never fit into the human cycle 100%.

The University didn't replace human with animals. The report clearly stated that animals sneaked into the school building despite the preventive measure put in place. And this picture that went viral was one of the incidences supporting their claim.

It's really a turn off when getting a used car. I believe it's the bandwagon effect for some people, they just want to engrave even if it may be of little importance.

Sorry dude, he has converted. He is now a Christian

ehinmowo:
That's what I like about the Omoluabis. Can you blv that that nigga is a Moslim?

Naso e dey be. Me and my guy Alfa Abdulganiu dey gist about the ills in our religions (it's more of yabbing).

Hin no go come burn me and my family in house at night say hin dey do Allah's work. And I no go go apply law of Moses on him say I won defend Yahweh.

Hin know why hin no convert everybody to one religion. And that's why life is intriguing and exciting. Imagine everybody has to be bowing down and face east 5 times daily. Or everybody breaking bread for communion. Or we are all bowing to one Buhda statue somewhere.

It would only benefit few humans who are at the helm of those religions. And it would be boring.

If it were somewhere, one Imam go tell them that Allah has decreed that they either converted all 'infidels' to their religion or murder them. While 72 pussies will be waiting them somewhere.

I wonder why d reward is puna?



Modified: they said he converted to Christian. Notwithstanding, SW Moslims are model Moslims to the world.

This is a very bad business practice. There is a guy here that deals in clothes too. I ordered some trousers from him. But he delivered used clothes. I confronted, he denied (most painful part). I blamed myself for trying to promote online business and a fellow Nigerian. He may think he has won, but I laugh. I hope and pray he stops his dishonesty before it is too late.
I personally decided not to call him out for I don't wish to be the cause of his misfortune.

But your bio reads {f}? Orisirisi something full nairaland shaaa.

DenreleDave:
Leave him to enjoy dt ass. Nengi we love you... U gave us freely what Ozo the Simp wanted to die for.

Nengi truly read her Bible well well, she understands the Bible... Freely you are given, freely shall you give... See the way she gives laycon the Ass which is god given

Laycon a typical yoruba man, our love for anything YANSH is undiluted.

He is not a bastard.

Although I love breast much more but not like dt dorothy own. I will chose Nengi small breast and ripe Ass over Dorathy mountain of fire


If Dorathy breast is a comfort zone and Nengi own is a painment zone, I rather be in Nengi painment zone.. Nengi Ass is a Bae

Professorcplus:
Diego and Paloma in "When You're Mine". If you have elder sisters you won't miss this

Cuando Seas Mia!
Great romantic movie full of suspense. �

sweetyme001:
What about riddles and jokes

Nasir?

4k

Toylove:
Hi guys,
This lovely smart wrist watch is for sale @7k....
You can reach me on
0.7.064715146

₦31k

500k can get you started on quite a number of biz.
First off, do a survey of your preferred business environment and understand their needs. I once recommended PoS and recharge cards sales for someone, today she's grown big and added other stuffs to her biz.
I am not happy with you for having to save all your alawee by bribing your PPA coordinator and not rendering any service as expected. It's corruption!
Best of luck dude.

https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/average-penis-size#does-size-matter

Read this and build your self confidence. You can still get the best out of your machine.

APC house of commotion!

The Nigerian govt should learn to respect the right of her citizens. They can protest against injustice and seek redress. The United States of America condemns in total terms the deployment of the military to engage protesters. I am calling on President Buhari to withdraw every soldier on the street. The United States will not hesitate to sanction the govt of Nigeria if this escalates beyond normal.


This is an example of what Trump would say if this protest was happening in Nigeria or any other part of the world.


Trump is an Hypocrite!

Spits!

Don't have premarital Intercourse!
Obey this law and stay safe from any bloody trick.

bigiyaro:
you think the co-tenant will kill and keep the corpse in his car? I don't think anybody will be they dumb.

And that's how investigators work. Looking at the least expected places.

**If your death was not natural ***

The heart of men is full of evil.
What a wicked world we live in.
This innocent life was cut short.
Causing sorrow and tears for her parents and siblings.
The killer(s) shall not sleep again.
Their lives will be miserable.
They will not end well and their bodies will never be put to rest.

RIP little Angel. Be at peace with the creator WHO knows best why he allowed this to happen to you.

Condolences to the parents and loved ones.

Does the igbó alphabet have the letter "P"?

Wow, so His Majesty was heading to Ondo when his convoy sped past me along Owena Road.
Very noble gesture your highness. Long live the King.

How da fvxk is this supposed to be the trailer?
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The caveats were silently looking at you but you couldn't see them. Scammers know their prey and they come right into their nest. I think you should be wiser now. For those that love to abuse this golden opportunity to make legit money in here, it is only a matter of time, those that did it before you didn't end well, be warned and turn a new leaf.

Damn, I hate this creepy thing! Thank God you executed the terrorist before it launched further attacks on your household. Pls, don't eat- burn and discard appropriately.

I am sorry for Kano. God forbid a spark, it's going to be too fatal. Lagos which is more cosmopolitan didn't blink an eye to acting fast and decisively, yet has a huge number of confirmed cases, Kano with seemingly higher numbers of illiterates cum larger population is playing hide and seek with fire. I implore FG to at this crucial time declare state of emergency in Kano.

As the cases of COVID-19 keep increasing, I think Nairaland should also join several other platforms to sensitize users about the virus. I expect banners on front page to carry messages about the virus. I access the site via mobile and I have not been seeing these. Maybe it's on PC, I stand to be corrected.

Israel Adesanya takes down Yoel Romero to remain the UFC middleweight champ. Although the match was quite boring as fans expected more, expecially from Romero. In the end, Adesanya wins by decision. Congratulations Nigeria. ��

jamezman:
Any update about the fight...

Israel wins by decision. Stays undefeated. Match was boring though

My simple reaction to OP will be in form of a question. How would you feel if the situation was reversed? In marriage, lots and lots of sacrifices have to be made so that you can live happily ever after.

The CW used Fela's Zombie song as one of the sound track in the TV series - "Black Lighting"
It was used in the S03E10 of the TV series. Precisely BTW 29:00 - 35:26s. The Afro King is indeed Legendary.

oshe11:
Is this possible even after I have parked the car for Hours?



If Yes, then this might be what happened because I asked one of my boy to change the battery for me

I am 100% certain that this was the case. I had similar experience, I was still within the compound when I noticed flames coming out of the bonnet. It was put out on time. I lost a few plastics components under the hood. Sorry for your loss. Hope you're insured.

oshe11:
Is this possible even after I have parked the car for Hours?



If Yes, then this might be what happened because I asked one of my boy to change the battery for me

I am 100% certain that this was the case. I had similar experience, I was still within the compound menough to notice flames coming out of the bonnet

SimDan95:
meanwhile one fake prophet was somewhere prophesying chaos and blind outcome, to his members. Dripping water on their dehydrated ego to generate money for his gaping pockets.

I spit on Africa's religious lords and fathers, hungry, greedy and bigoted lots.

BTW the NaijaOlosho that booked space above me, please tell how much do u charge for the weekend. my cock has been on the rise for four days.

THANKIU

Have you heard the latest?

This is the star some Nigerians are trying to deny her the crown as the best female player of 2019. Shame on them!