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adamsfriday27:
Cheerful giver in wat aspect bro? Is it in cash or in d other room...clear us I beg

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Jokerman:
Bro you don't understand what that ADX means... I read about it and was scared...imagine sitting in a room for 23 hours with no one to talk to?? Just you alone

... For the rest of your life.

Dsmn.. I really don't want to imagine.

BlueAir:
hm.my pikin dont believe all u see onTV.have u been to foreign prison before cos i have and believe it or not naija prison is nicer because it will deal with u physically and theirs will deal with u psychologically and make u ask urself 'is this me'

I'm telling you. I watched a video where they mentioned that prisoners sent to the adx prison are locked 23hours everyday in a prison without windows. only have one access to call in a month which would only last for 15mins (the call would be fully monitored too)..

That shit would Bleep with anyone psychologically for just 1 month alone. not to imagine being sent for life sentence! It's truly a death prison.

jesvic91:
I'll donate my balls to the less privileged if this trash hit FP

hahaha. trust me G, this is making front page .. you'd be suprised

Ruggedniggaone:
even if he test it with rocket launcher you will still ask him to test it with missiles most of you mumu people that always claim that juju can't prevent ak 47 I think he has cleared your doubt now but if you are not convinced yet DM me let meet and i will test some charms on you I swear to God I will give you antidote later am very sure with that practical you will never doubt juju again in your life

omoh its very sure for you ooo..

SO JUJU are truly real?

KendrickAyomide:
nwaamaikpe is an encyclopedia. Something tells me he is a very rich and Influential person masking his identity. I would like to see his picture

bro im telling you!!!!!

NwaAmaikpe:





My heart goes out to my Airforce dropout friend who lost his phone and some memory cards when he was teargassed at the audition venue.
How did he even think he will be selected when the 5-star Money General had dumped him?

Nepotism and the Naija factor is most evident in the BBNaija2019 housemate selection.

Jackye an ex-beauty queen is an acquaintance with Dolapo Osinbanjo who is a cousin to Seyi who has affiliations with PR firms who handle adverts for multinational sponsors like BetNaija.

Mike whose dad is Jamaican is a wealthy British Athlete who owns a Cigar brand. Mike does not speak Yoruba neither can he speak pidgin.

Avala is well known as an underground Nigerian US singer. Tacha is a well-celebrated 30BG groupie.
Nelson was Mr Universe.

Mercy is a video vixen and popular in the entertainment and social hookup industry...she happens to also have known Ike before here.
Remember, Ike's first time in Nigeria was to get into the BBNaija house.

Omashola is known to help make Naija stars "feel at home" when they're in South Africa.

Gedoni is a budding designer who may have gifted a few celebrities and presenters some of his works for bigger publicity, he also happens to have had a relationship with former beauty queen KimOprah in the past whose pageant exposure may have exposed her to a few people on the selection panel.

Frodd is a hustler whose path has crossed with those of a few celebrities with the ability to put in a word for him.

At least 4 of the housemates use foreign passports.
How do they represent the crop of true Nigerian youths?

And stupid Bilikisu is borrowing airtime from MTN to vote for the undeserving housemates.
SMH!!

Dude, how do you know all these things? You seem to really know alot.

Front page material.

Lalasticlala

NwaAmaikpe:



Tongue twister for her.

When biitches bleach they can't go to the beach becauses the pitch of the heat makes their skin twitch and turn from white to peach faster than the curse of a witch.

Hahahahahah. My sure G

FTC
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But it shouldn't have been on this mumu bbnaija thread.

Space for sale biko

GOFRONT:


Don't be Flabbergasted bro!!!....That's who and how NwaAmaikpe is....His likes are in the other planet..

Mehn! Bro I've been on his post for about 40mins now! His writing skill, how he communicates effectively and the way he injects humor, pun, fear and all to his writings mehnnnn... Nwaa.. I boww

NwaAmaikpe:




There is a conscious subliminal effort in the media to build a vote of no confidence on Christianity.
Sadly, Christians are the ones pulling down brick by brick, the foundation of Christianity in Nigeria by saturating the news with stories strong enough to make the strongest Christian revolt and become an atheist.

-Most of our pastors are fakes who became pastors because the FG couldn't provide jobs; true.
-Most of our pastors are philandering scums whose preeks have no boundaries; true.
-Most of our pastors depend on our tithes and offerings to live lavish and give their families the best lives; true.

Can't we be wise and act out this truth in our hearts rather than causing a crusade and giving other religions strongholds in pulling down an already threatened religion?

Does this mean I am a spiritual zombie, no
Does this mean I am a hypocrite, no.
Does is mean I am helping the growth of Christianity, yes.

Or what do I even know?

But bro, please how do you do it??. Just how? Are you from this world?

NwaAmaikpe:

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Welcome Back NwaAmaikpe Nairaland's Most Savage Person with the best comments.. Like if you're happy to see him again..

I am so happy right now

Staged... You can't tell me otherwise.

Op how much were you paid?

olisaEze:
Is that a ‘Chinese Cele woman’ in the third pic!?

lol yes. Cele is international

joeeee240:
Are you sure you know what 5 figures is? 100k is five figures

In dollars and not naira.

VRDroid:
Save the money in the account and throw your ATM card away.

1. Borrow someone's Bible if you do not have one, and read from Genesis to Revelations, twice within 6 months and Start a Church. You can start Campus Fellowship in your name and save the Offering into your bank account directly.

2. Create a Youtube Channel to Preach to your subscribers and request for Donations for your preaching and healing messages.

3. Monetize the subscribers too.

4. When you have up to 100K subscribers start writing Elaborate Ebooks on how to Materialize Wealth, people fall for that shiit big time, and of 100K subscribers, you will eventually get buyers for your e-books and ensure you emphasize on donations to the 'Body of Christ'.

5. Forcefully discover your talents in Comedy and Music, anything that you can do without expense to generate income.

6. Go and learn driving, and get an investor to give you a car to drive 'within campus only' to raise money.

7. Learn website designs and graphics for free online and spam nairaland and other blogs for customers.

8. Live off-campus and put two other room mates there and bill them 2/3 of the cost of rent which which leaves you extra after recovering your rent and also enjoy their meals for free.

9. Launch a Research Team in school with an additional person and all the lazy students will pay you tokens to do their assignments then eat their food at their homes for free and go home with take away.

10. Buy a clipper and rent a space in an already established saloon to make money barbing and shaving.

11. Make a lady from a very wealthy family fall in love you and explain that you are smart but poor and once she falls in love, you launch a sophisticated love and romantic sex sessions and she will love you foolishly enough to let you control her expenses, if she breaks up, you have nothing to lose.

12. Make friends with any lecturers you meet and be so close to them that you can be the 'contact' for 'sorting', so you will always negotiate the price and keep some cash for yourself, you will be the go to guy, insulating the lecturer from all levels of suspicion, works all the time.

13. Learn how parasites survive without spending their money, do not associate with fellow poor people. Associate with the children of the wealthy and you will be surprise they will plan your budget alongside theirs, works all the time as long as you are a functional brain.

Did I mention you should learn yahoo yahoo? I did not.

I love to advise poor kids who need a way out of poverty, and I do not care what you do to surve, as long as you kill no one and do not hurt their souls. The body is temporal, you are free to fucck with the body, not the spirit. Kill none, but dont be poor. I hate poverty.

JESUS!! THIS IS GOLD. YOU'RE extraordinarily smart bro! Not sure if you're going to grant this but there's nothing bad in trying. Can I learn under you? Can you mentor me..? You seem to know alot and I'd like to tap from your knowledge. Would really appreciate this. Your post is the BOMB for whoever is SERIOUS!

bercarray:
This song Wizkid sang with beyonce made me realize wizkid can still make good sound only if he can calmdown. See this song now he sang it with no stress, no noise, no starboy dey here so, no starboy dey for u, he didn't even mention his name, he just started the song straight, I think he sang it based on who he's singing with because he didn't even use yoruba at all.

I don't blame starboy. He sings what Nigerians want and would vibe to.. Overall, the brown skin girl track is fire!

Life imprisonment + 30years

Happy birthday osewa baba!

Stevengold:
I'm currently using the 32gb version 3gb ram version, bought it 53k it's been nice all the way, the 48mpixel camera dey see well for night, plus the portrait mode that blurs background. The phone is superb

But the Huawei nova 3i beats its front camera. Almost same spec with the nova 3i. But I prefer the redmi Cuz it has the ability to control TV, and the UI is highly customizable, plus.... It can use 4G standby on both sims. It has néver lagged despite the fact that I'm using the 3gb ram version.

It has corning gorilla � glass 5 front and back which the Huawei nova 3i lacks. And currently only few phones uses gorilla glass 5. The USB type C enables fast charge... Which I enjoy. Plus long lasting battery.

Where did you get it for such amount?

There are days I keep myself up to date with all posts on the fp. I literally consume all contents there. When I finish with that and there's nothing else to do after refreshing the fp tirelessly for new contents , I just scroll through the business section, then to technology market, then, trending section.

I'm addicted to nl and I think need help )

I peep at the travel section too.

BTW, who's the mod that banned me till 2021 from that section. What was my offense

What do you do when you're here?

This is going to be really fun and interactive.

FTC


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Kylekent59:
Forget our ties and suits, we pay gbese wella.

Any wrong transactions or entries will be deducted from our salaries.

Jesus, no matter the amount?

I showed this post to my dog, he is now a Lion!!!
Thanks so much

kokaneprodigy:
wash ur face with ur normal bath soap or get “Clean and Clear Morning Burst” and warm water. The warm water is to melt the whitish stuff and make them wash off. Warm water with soap also cleans the facial pores better.

Or which of the clean and Clear Morning Burst is it?

kokaneprodigy:
wash ur face with ur normal bath soap or get “Clean and Clear Morning Burst” and warm water. The warm water is to melt the whitish stuff and make them wash off. Warm water with soap also cleans the facial pores better.

What kind of normal bath soap can you recommend?

Mummymahdi:
U have made a sad face smile, thanks

Why are you sad, Mahdi? You'll be fine, trust me

I laughed so much at that post too, I had to even save it so I can post it sometimes too it would sure put a smile on any face that reads it

. oga Seun what's the problem na?? 4th bbnaija post pushed to fb in a row. Talk to your mods na. We don't need to know anything about them or their life on NL. IT'S GETTING TOO MUCH