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He's not a Nigerian as you right presumed. He's from the Republic of the Developer, a new country in West Africa....



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TempleHouse:
Who is Gabriel Oyeka ⁉️
He may not be a Nigerian afterall.

Most Nigerians have turned into ethnic bigots. A wrong thing was done and the offender was caught red handed and arrested. So what's the headache about saying a particular tribe shouldn't invest in Lagos or Yoruba land again. Does it mean that a crime in Lagos wouldn't be a crime in Igbo land?

Probably, if that same offence was committed in Igbo land, the offender would go Scott free?

Again, do you even know if the offender is someone from the West and not even an Igbo person.

We should be careful with the way we reason as Nigerians. A nation can't be good with such mentality.....

Even though it's planned. I love it...very sensible content. You wouldn't understand unless you are married.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

inyass2580:
If na plan work nko Dnt use social medi judge….

Exactly, you said it all. It's good ladies or rather wives show some appreciation once in a while. I'm can tell you that the money for that fuel might even be from the man unknowingly to him or she would definitely collect back one way or the other.....all and all, marry your friend. Somebody you can always joke and play with even when there's serious tension in the house......

kurupt007:
If only ladies understand how a man values little gestures like this. This single act can rekindle and boost the love and respect he has for her. In a world where a man is wired to give and give to everyone apart from himself, sometimes at the expense of his help, peace of mind and sanity, such kind gestures shows him he is appreciated

Uncle Ayo,
Ese gan, modupe pupo lowo yin. I really enjoyed those two videos you sent. It's more of an experience to me by mere watching those videos. Makes me appreciate my people more.
Thanks so much. We Yorubas, eledumare agbawa so na to to O nigbogbo igba o...Amin...Awa Omoluaabi po kakiri gbogbo aiye. Oluwa Onifiwa sile O.... Amin

UncleAyo:
Yoruba

Who are the Okun people of Nigeria


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVk_2NgdZBQ?feature=shared



Traditional dance from Kwara state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHY7XCueLkU?feature=shared

God bless you my brother. I thought I was the only sane Nigerian seeing this nonsense and feeling bad about it..Sl.many injustice in this country.....yoo many.......and so so sad.....




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wazobeer:
"North Central" is a hoax packaged by the military regime which was mainly composed of northern military heads...

In reality, what we have is a MIDDLE BELT, not North Central because the position of a lot of those places don't even align geographically with the north. In fact it would be more logical to call the states South Central than North Central because they are closer to the south geographically.

We need a government and Senate with BALLS to change that geographical nomenclature scam.

Everyone knows that Okun people are Yorubas. Large part of Kogi and Kwara States were a large breakaway chunk of old Oyo State. Geographically speaking, Nigeria State was founded on lies and mere expression.

Parts of South West was stolen and attached to the Northern region.

Parts of the South East was also stolen and attached to the Northern region also just to make the Northern region bigger than the rest of the country.

The geographic location called North Central is nonsensical. Nothing like North Central. If there's North Central, then where's South central?

The claimed by Northern region to hook up the Central and called it North Central was illegal and done purposely for political alignment.

There is always a demarcation to the extent any northern region can get to in a validated Map of a country but Nigeria situation went beyond any reasonable ideology.

N/B: Note that in the map, the Northern region almost claimed all the entities called Nigeria as Northern Nigeria..... They almost made the Southern region North South Region to kuku pack all the southern states as Northern Nigeria.

This is the reason I'm still saying it till today that Nigeria isn't a country yet..... Nothing like Nigeria.... We are only existing as a mere geographic expression.....

Drag them both like bag of cassava and Agbado......😂🤣🤣 Nigeria, a land of clowns and masquerades...Never serious about something important and affecting people's lives.... Funny country.....

Celestialsword:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/05/19/natasha-files-fresh-petition-drags-akpabio-sandra-duru-to-igp-agf/

Exactly, You said it all......where are their young men? Their retired soldiers and other ex service men? Seems these Benue people are Lillylivered men.....It's better you die fighting than wait for deaths to come and get you......

Bebold:
15 people killed and the nation is still sailing along as if life of it's citizens are equivalent to that of birds.

Let's start holding the governors accountable, in cases of this nature.

They should be bold enough to speak and act for the security of their citizens.

When Ortom started speaking up and kicking against the senseless killing, it reduced drastically.

The people too should form organizations to protect themselves. It's better you die fighting for your land, than being butchered at will, in your land.

This is damn too much of a killing, practically killing by herdsmen everyday and nothing is been done by the government. I need an answer to a question. Don't they have young people in Benue? Young men with balls.... Looks like those Benue young men are Lillylivered..... Many years of killing your people and No retaliation or even form a Formidable Vigilante throughout the communities...... I am not understanding any longer....

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 They accept the type of men they can attract or the men that sees them attractive enough. You mean ladies don't have any option these days? I know it's much of an Herculean task on the part of the ladies, for example....Wealthy pot bellied ugly billionaires men will automatically erodes all the ladies options. 😂🤣🤣🤣😂

Bendeco02:
No ladies here

90% of female usernames are operated by guys.

Few ladies in Nairaland are not active

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Back to the topic. Ladies may have fantasies about men but unfortunately men are the ones that choose them.

So indirectly ladies don't have choice, they accept the type of men they can attract whether muscular, yanky or fat

Do you mean that fake, wicked and pompous Albino wey dey inside cooler since?

That one that was commanding for yonder that time....kill them all, behead them and eat their flesh. If you see any trace of them, kill them with their whole family. Go into Lagos and bomb every where. Kill all Yoruba Pastors infact any Alaibos going to a Yoruba church is a bastard and should be killed.....that's the voice of the fugitive, scary coward Albino.....imagine, just Buhari o, useless Buhari was the one that went to catapulted him back to Nigeria after he lured him with 2 beautiful Igbo Oloshos from London to Kenya......Useless urchins won go penerate Oloshos all the way from Jand to Kenyatta country.....Buhari rap am, rap am, and hin cage am, cage am and board am , board am like dead body inside cargo section of plane amd land am for Abuja....the Buhari trap catch the thief thief rat of the IPOBs....fake director of the fake region.... 😂

PressMyButton:
Coordinated & quick response at its finest. See what we told you, terrorism will never thrive nor survive in the SW. Any terrorist that sneaks into SW has only two options; it's either you flee or be killed. SW is not a place where Government negotiate with terrorists or where the people of SW plead with the federal government to release a particular terrorist leader from prison before the region can have peace from unknown gunmen. Shey you dey whine ni?

You hate the truth just like most Igbos. Most of you guys are very wicked. You can see how your blodas for village (IPOBs) are killing and beheading your ancestors and your children. Dripping the blood into a cup to drink. Cooking the flesh of men they killed and eating it.... Cannibalism among Igbos was a thing of old but has resurrected in IPOBs.....shame and big shame......

Chidiebere Onus wanted to IPOBs his sales girl that stole from him. He would have cannibalised that girl and eat her flesh with his fellow IPOBs......stupid and nonsense people

Greenback:
Be useful to your life...quit small brain magana,thanks

You are very right. Chidiebere Onus is the shop owner and was alleged that he always treat his staff that's found wanting like that............I guess it's youth exuberance cos Chidiebere Onus himself is a young man....however, he's in the police net with his accomplices.....they will learn the hard way and so bad it's Lagos. Lagos favours female, the government of Lagos is more sympathetic to women issues than men......

free2ryhme:
The boutique owner had no right to take the law into his own hands. If he believed the salesgirl stole from him, the proper thing to do was report her to the police. Now, instead of solving the issue, he’s facing serious consequences himself.

Because it's a game and another game and another game plus another season for another until we win the championship. We thus love the game but can't stay glued to a match forever.....that's the life of the gamer and we play it either well or not.....life goes with the champs....

bigdawg7:
I always wonder why it's so hard for sports people to stay in marriage

It's been broadcasted that Senator Adam Oshiomhole will help him to read the budget. Oshiomhole is really trying for this gademn illiterate panel beater governor. Adam Oshiomhole did the campaign before the election for this man, and went for an interview for this illiterate governor, Oshiomhole even fought many people for this illiterate man called Governor Okperbholo......his name alone sounds illiterate sef...Let's wait for Osho Baba, short man devil, to help the illiterate governor he has imposed on Edo people...

See you there. Imagine if the husband is one of these one of our corrupt ugly or fine politicians or one greedy civil servant that has embezzled the ministry die and any one of these idiots decided to set up his wife as it is often done. It could even be a manager to a private company and just decides to push some cargo to his wife to open up a big warehouse and sell the goodies while the company he works for die a gradual death. Anyway, I don't believe most Nigerians especially this kind of show show appreciation, there is always a terrible JAMBO at the bottom of the RAMBO...Some Naija people working for you will suffocate you as an entrepreneur and kill your business wella......

datola:
The business must be multi billion worth to afford this SUV

Thanks for the comprehensive explanation. I think I quite understand it more better than before. Very educative also. Israel is just being proactive against any unexpected attack from any terrorist group.....

Botragelad:
Alright, listen up, mates! For those who don't get why Israel's taken control of Mount Hermon's Syrian side, let me break it down. Mount Hermon's a very strategic spot. It's on the border with Syria and Lebanon, and it's got a good view of the surrounding area. That makes it a top priority for Israel's military ops and surveillance.

Now, Israel's main motivation for taking control of Mount Hermon's Syrian side is to keep Iranian and Hezbollah forces, or any other dodgy terrorist groups, from getting a foothold in the area. By controlling the mountain, Israel's preventing any terrorist groups from using it as a launchpad for attacks just in case.

It's also about disrupting the flow of weapons and supplies from Iran to Hezbollah through Syria. And, of course, it's a top-notch spot for surveillance, letting Israel keep an eye on Iranian and Hezbollah or any rebel activities in the region.

Israel can also respond quickly to any potential threats, and it's also a buffer zone, preventing any rebel groups from getting too close to Israel's borders. Sorted!

This is very necessary step to keep the Terrorists and rebels in check since Syrian Assad army collapsed. Can't have Terrorists operating unchecked close to the border. Don't mess with israel. This is like the only country keeping terrorists in the middle East in order.

Am yisreal chai 🇮🇱!

Seemed you didn't read it very Onyinsi, Your brother is among them too o........P[b]aul Chukwuchebe, male, 19 years........read from another source that he was the mastermind of the whole raping operation. Na so your ancestors dey do tey tey.....don bring am come South West...You tried...and stop insulting tribes with that your smelling mouth and ugly oblong head.....
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Trimjos:
Give it to that tribe. From râpe to scamming to head hunting, they re notorious in em. People who have the fallen démon (oduduwa) as their ancestor... It is what it is

You damn know about cars. Yes, he should check the engine air filter and while at it check the catalyst if still intact. If not he should buy a good toks or those new china made catalyst . Will serve but wouldn't last, maybe after a year warranty......

barneeferede:
Open your bonnet and check if your air filter is dirty. If it filled with dust your car will consume excessive fuel. Change the air filter or just dust it out and return back

T.Pain wants to be associated with dynamism, as a loser like you. Ugly tortoise wants recognition with world leader.....you never know something....😂

lol, You have said it all. That child has been so engrossed in those cartoons and she doesn't want to miss any part at all by excusing herself to the toilet.....mother should get rid of the cartoon watching and make some enforcement of the child attending to the toilet every hour even if nothing comes out..........Then, that Junkie recalling his disaster year of truancy.........imagine 3 and 1/2 years old.......traumatic ko Tinubulation ni....that guy kobojunkie is a dullard......3 and 1/2 yrs and what could be the age of this bloody donkey now sef.....😂

ravensckar:
The way and manner in which you tell lies with reckless abandon will shock even the devil himself. Hian?

You remembered your first traumatic experience that happened when you were 3 and half years old? Say that to the braindead subhumans in your lineage. It's a big fat lie!

Dear OP, please don't listen to this lunat1c.

That your child needs some serious flogging because it's obvious that she has become too addicted to cartoons.

What nonsense psychological issue could a 3 year old be going through? Mtchew!

😂 😂 😂 Am a chosen.... 😆.. 😂 😂 😂 😂 a ruggedly chosen.....Take care my brother....

Love800:
Are you a bouncer?

Oga It's not wella, no be me talk am o.....na read I read am wella.....e bi like say you dey use betigo they read abi your jigi don break for your eyes?

" The Lagos State Police Command has arrested a club bouncer, Kingsley Otti, for allegedly stabbing a suspected hoodlum to death at a lounge on Ago Palace Way in the Okota area of the state."

No be talk am o....na de Mr OP say am o say na hooligan or criminal or Hoodlum hin be......QED





xnquote author=tiswell post=132360191]no weapon was found on him.
So how did you conclude he was a hoodlum?[/quote]

Jail who? No talk like that na.....legal bouncer Vs Hoodlum......abeg, make police quickly release the bouncer according to esprit de corps....na we we....bouncer don helped the police, nigerians, government to send one devil to hell fire .. na congratulations him deserved sef...... and more encouragement to kwantinu...

tiswell:
Prosecute and jail him if found guilty

Hey Vagabond, son of disaster. You dey yeast or you don run come back idumota for Lagos...Why you dey para like a squirrel in heat like this na.....don yarn you say make your temperature dey cool down for Nairaland. No be everything you dey put your mpurumiri mouth. Why you come dey disgrace your fellow yeastern people now, even all your blodas for yonder dey vex for you big time.....change your ways o....I talk my own....na advise I dash you just like dat...

vanbonattel:
Lack of home training, when you see them online abusing everyone especially their elders, you will know they lack home training.

This leads them to vote wrongly for drug addicts, join touting and all other social vices like this one, but they won't see the harm they have done to their place, they are here all day abusing other states while they keep decimating themselves until their population reduce. They are almost killing off their entire region.

The solution is to keep retraining them, the people who Labour to leave their states to travel to train them in their homes are supposed to be praised, because if not for the good morals those people bring, crime would have consumed the SW

So sorry to the innocent victim.

What's the guarantee that those soldiers aren't part of the Boko Harams men given amnesty and later ran back to the bush after government enlisted them into the Nigeria Army and equipped them with guns and motorcycles......I am really suspecting it's this category of soldiers the government has been sending to South East....... I must investigate and if so, I will deal with General Christopher Musa and that masquerade guy called General Lagbaja......before i will revert to that tortoise in power... Tinubu....he must collect too....full wotowoto....nonsense....

Enough is enough....Otoge..... Ofonne...




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Mayguard pass megida gateman for here wey we dey o... 😂

fastseo:
Am not using any school qualification to do the work... Just a normal mayguard and i could afford good things of life with ease.

Imagine spending 24 Years of your productive life in government.....sopping money like CBN, and spending money like POS machines......hey my blodas, things no dey easy o...and now you dey complain? Ehn......amadiorah go fire your head and family together.......barawu banza




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TempleHouse:
8 years as Speaker
8 years as a Governor
8 years as a Minister

Believe Ameachi at your own peril !

You just reminds me.....what's happening to that railway line from Katsina to Niger republic? Has the northerners and Buhari family started shuttling between Daura and Niger republic? I need to know........

Christ4ever:
Same Amaechi that borrowed Billions of Dollars to build fictitious railways from Nigeria to Nigeria Republic?

Same loan that was looted mercilessly before he left office.

Is he mocking us or what? This useless men is one of the reasons Nigeria is in this mess.

The day the youth finally wakes up, you will definitely go on a lifetime exile.

Senior man, No way o ....quick quick send your addy make I send boys roll 6 drums come give you.....but na kpo fire o from the creek, get plenty for my barge ....first grade lacasera from marine base....i treat am wella...quick quick my Oga....I dey wait for water side
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