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Romance / Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Wartsnigeria: 10:25pm On Jan 05, 2021
kingeze88:
I'm married with 2 kids, a boy, and a girl but I trust my wife that is why I have never thought of anything like a DNA test, I didn't do the blood group of my kids to know if they carried my blood group because I know my wife will never bring another man's kids for me. My wife do tell me what's happening at her office, how some of her colleagues are dating their bosses in the office.

When I saw DNA trending on Twitter, I clicked on it where I read the sad news of Mr. Tunde Thomas who died after he discovered that the two kids he thought he was their biological father belong to his Wife's boss, Mr. Adam Nuru of FCMB Bank.

I couldn't sleep that night, I concluded that the next for me is to do the DNA test for my two kids to confirm that I'm their biological father.

Immediately my wife left Home today, thank God schools have closed till further notice, I took my kids to our family hospital to run a DNA test, and the Doctor told me the results will be ready tomorrow.

When my wife arrived this evening, I told her that, the DNA results of our kids will be ready tomorrow.

My wife told me that immediately I bring the results home tomorrow and the results confirmed that I'm their biological father, she will leave my house immediately.

Please, Should I tell her I'm just joking or wait for the DNA result?


Your fabricated sorry would have been more interesting if you got facts before posting it, as a medical doctor, I can tell you that there's no where in Nigeria you will get DNA result in less than a week.

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Politics / Re: Ekweremadu Chased Out Of Football Match In Enugu by Wartsnigeria: 8:54pm On Jan 05, 2021
This is very embarrassing, how can we do this to our own yet we want to produce a president from the east.

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Politics / Re: Emoney Receives Senator Ekwunife In His Palatial Home In Anambra: Pics & Video by Wartsnigeria: 8:52pm On Jan 05, 2021
Seun360:


Who was the first female Governor?

Educate me pls.

The popular Mrs Ngozi Etiaba, she became the governor of anambra state in 2006.

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Crime / Re: Bandits Shoot At Passengers On Kaduna Highway, 9 People Killed (Photos) by Wartsnigeria: 8:30pm On Jan 05, 2021
Redcrafton:


Which government?

Government is for the people not the other way round.

Are you saying that if they come with machete to mow you down, you won't fight back before they slash your throat, as you await government approval?

Have you asked yourself where they got the AK47 they use?

Na wahooo.

ESN is an existential child born out of neccessity. If the weak governors had been proactive, there wouldn't be need for Kanu to set up another one.

Our government from the east, same way the SW governors came together for Amotekun
Politics / Re: Emoney Receives Senator Ekwunife In His Palatial Home In Anambra: Pics & Video by Wartsnigeria: 8:16pm On Jan 05, 2021
Anambra wants to set another record, they already have the first female governor, now another one loading.

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Crime / Re: Bandits Shoot At Passengers On Kaduna Highway, 9 People Killed (Photos) by Wartsnigeria: 8:07pm On Jan 05, 2021
Bornu1stSon:
Although am from the most peaceful part of the North, But this is the most reason why ESN should be totally supported all over SE and Co.

The difference is clear, our federal government negotiates with Boko Haram that has subdivided and changed its name to bandits, encourages them by paying them huge money which they use to buy more weapons. Making insecurity to escalate.

While

[b]Kanu's ESN [/b]expels them from the forest without mercy and challenges them to do their worst and the trouble makers After seeing how prepared their hosts are, decided to embrace peace. Making Insecurity to de-escalate.

That is why it is dead on arrival, even if there's going to be ESN, it will come from the government not kanu
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Wartsnigeria: 6:06pm On Jan 05, 2021
Chiino:
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Visit www.nairacheck.com today before that transaction

Very good idea, I just checked the website, very easy to add anyone without verification, so what happens if one girl suffering from heartbreak decides to add her man and his family to the list? I hope you have money for lawyers when they sue you.

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Health / Re: #DNA Saga: Let Hospitals Conduct Compulsory DNA Test After Child Birth - Orji by Wartsnigeria: 3:18pm On Jan 05, 2021
Who is going to fund it?
Politics / Re: Forgery: Court Admits Obaseki’s Original Certificates As Evidence by Wartsnigeria: 2:43pm On Jan 05, 2021
bolaayenimo:
Its like this judge really want to treat Obaseki's fuckup

You understand English at all? Do you need a translator? Judge accept and you say he wants to treat his Bleep up.. Lol, if he now rejected it what will you say??

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Sports / Re: Sadiq Umar Becomes Second Professional Player To Score Hat-Trick In 2021 by Wartsnigeria: 8:45am On Jan 05, 2021
Kobicove:
This guy is quite lanky, I wonder how he's able to maintain balance as a football player cheesy

Ask kanu the greatest
Sports / Re: Sadiq Umar Becomes Second Professional Player To Score Hat-Trick In 2021 by Wartsnigeria: 8:41am On Jan 05, 2021
tgmservice:
Sorry but we don't count goals from almeria league

There's no such thing like Almeria league, you want to criticize yet you're not smart enough
Romance / Re: "I Can't Settle For Less. If You Don't Have Money Back Off" - Nigerian Woman by Wartsnigeria: 7:44am On Jan 05, 2021
Basiljoe:

Lol. Bitches be dumb as Bleep and don't understand what is sexual market value.
grin
Romance / Re: "I Can't Settle For Less. If You Don't Have Money Back Off" - Nigerian Woman by Wartsnigeria: 1:48am On Jan 05, 2021
Basiljoe:

You talk too much. Hope the girl you're trying to woo sees this and bleeps you, for the time being close mouth and go hustle.
It's a female that posted this not male.

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Travel / Re: What's The Cost Of Obtaining An International Passport In Nigeria? by Wartsnigeria: 11:15pm On Jan 04, 2021
Simeon88:


How possible is this because even on their official website, it's around 26k or so. Well nothing no fit happen for naija Sha.
Best of luck to all my NL people
I only answered the question honestly, that's exactly what I paid and nothing more.

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Travel / Re: What's The Cost Of Obtaining An International Passport In Nigeria? by Wartsnigeria: 6:04pm On Jan 04, 2021
larrypourl:


If you're within southwest, can you connect me with your sister ?
I need to get it done.

If you're doing it officially, location doesn't matter since the form is filled on NIS website and you select where to pick up and also biometrics of its a new passport not renewal.

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Travel / Re: What Herbert Macaulay Way In Yaba, Lagos Looks Like In 2021 (pics, Video) by Wartsnigeria: 4:39pm On Jan 04, 2021
potbelly:
Boss @op

No vex sir... but i want to ask... to what end are you doing this?

driving for fun? to upload content on a vlog? to relay traffic situation to others?

Cos what happens today at Herbert Macauly yaba is totally different from what will happen tomorrow at Herbert Macauly yaba.

The post makes no sense to me, when I saw the title, I was expecting a comparison btw some years back and now, only to see some badly taken pictures from a vehicle littered everywhere, who is the mumu that pushed this to the Frontpage?

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu: Lagos To Commission 377 Projects In The Next Few Months by Wartsnigeria: 5:49am On Jan 04, 2021
SmartPolician:


That guy raised an important point.

But then, that's a topic for another day.

2 years into his administration and I have yet to pick out the major achievements of Babajide

I guess the Covid-19 crisis keeps diminishing it.

Well, we await the new projects.

You won't see anything, he is already bringing back covid as another excuse.

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Sports / Re: Lampard Records The Worst Point-Per-Game of any Manager Under The Abramovich Era by Wartsnigeria: 5:37am On Jan 04, 2021
gboyetade:
Na wah o. The table shows that it keeps taping down

Olodo, it was arranged in descending order.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Wartsnigeria: 5:33am On Jan 04, 2021
IFSHR:


Are you new in Lagos?

I was born in Lagos, I will not risk the life of my siblings fighting over a dent on my car, there are other ways to settle without engaging in physical battle. According to him, he got a punch on his left eye, what if it was more than that? What if the driver insured him or he passed out? What do you think will happen to the kids in the vehicle?

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Wartsnigeria: 4:15am On Jan 04, 2021
ifec92:
I have a small gist for y’all
My siblings came around and I decided to take them out today...we set out around 9am , playing music and enjoying the cruise not until I jam this unfortunate danfo driver shortly after Ikeja along...I indicated I’m taking a right turn to ikeja bridge but the idiot kept on driving rough and then scratched me...i got really mad and was like gosh,(this new year)...
Naso I just run go double cross am for front as e no wan wait follow me tok
Even at this, the idiot still Dey find way to run, e con hit me again, this time, he scratch was much
I lost my manners, told my siblings to leave the car, I jumped out from the other side .....
Naso I just rush go meet the driver, I turned Anthony Joshua oo
I punched the idiot real hard (though I got one hard punch on my left eye lol)
I no know say I fit fight Agbero walahi
Luckily, barracks no far, my sis go call one soldier
The story long gaan

You were irresponsible, you had your siblings in the vehicle and you went fighting with danfo driver? Nothing cool about what you did

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Religion / Re: What's That Sin That Prevents You From Coming To Christ? by Wartsnigeria: 8:28am On Jan 03, 2021
Fornication

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Arsenal (0 - 4) On 2nd January 2020 by Wartsnigeria: 9:45pm On Jan 02, 2021
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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Wartsnigeria: 8:40pm On Jan 02, 2021
jpworld:


So you're actually confirming the rumour, how did u get married? If u smell like udu ezi? Udu ezi means pig.

Don't tell me, u and iyawo dey smell? Bc any woman that follows smelling man, probably smells too. If iyawo car engine smells like rotten fish, don't worry there is solution. It was the field i use to import when i was into importation, but chinese people brought in fake products and it destroyed the market.

How can adult like you not know every adult must use roll on?

glambo send the 10k to @blackbishop he needs it urgently. B4 wan handsome fresh dude will destroy his new home

I can conclude that this guy is depressed, first he started a contest without a plan to pay the winner, coming up with flimsy excuses. Any one here who knows this JP guy personally should please check on him for the sake of humanity, he must be going thru alot. It is well my brother, you can send me a mail if you need to talk to somebody so you don't continue embarrassing yourself online.

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Crime / Re: "Abudu-Balogun Attempted To Rape & Use Me For Rituals - 16-Year-Old Girl (Video) by Wartsnigeria: 8:33pm On Jan 02, 2021
Fuckyoumod:
oga '[b]WEIGHTY and WAITING' na the same thin[/b]g, the only difference is that the whites deliberately decided to wasted more letters on WAITING.

So, Mr Englishman or English teach how much have you made speaking another man's language?
you are joking right?
Phones / Re: Will NCC Block The Lines Of Non Nigerians Without NIN? by Wartsnigeria: 8:30pm On Jan 02, 2021
Kestolove:
A non citizen can get nin all u HV to do is to tell dem at the point of registration dat u not nigerian md d official will indicate it on d slip

They must reside here legally.
Crime / Re: "Abudu-Balogun Attempted To Rape & Use Me For Rituals - 16-Year-Old Girl (Video) by Wartsnigeria: 8:25pm On Jan 02, 2021
liveyourlife007:
so u kno english? wats d plural of this?
These
Crime / Re: "Abudu-Balogun Attempted To Rape & Use Me For Rituals - 16-Year-Old Girl (Video) by Wartsnigeria: 8:13pm On Jan 02, 2021
yudee233:
This is a very waiting allegation

The way you guys murder English on nairaland

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Business / Re: Another American Mistress Exposes Dangote’s Buttocks In Viral Video by Wartsnigeria: 5:57am On Jan 02, 2021
ShenTeh:
Ah! I hope these girls are not trying to blackmail baba?

Baba no send o. Typical Nigerian polygamist. Thank God it is not rape they are accusing him of.

But we know how this works - Expect more of these 'exposures' before this quarter runs out.

Na dem go tire.

How can you call a single man polygamist? Even if you're not educated, try and check meaning or words before using them.

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Family / Re: FCMB MD, Adam Nuru In Sex Scandal - Business Live by Wartsnigeria: 10:44am On Jan 01, 2021
Women can be evil

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