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I'll upload mine too...I will...

I really do not have any meaningful thing to say!

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I woke up the next morning and continued from where I stopped for I was really worried. She later called, and when I called back, she informed me that she slept off the previous night, the reason why she didn’t pick up. I asked how many missed calls she saw on her phone and she replied ’53 missed calls’. A part of me was angry that she had requested for the night call, yet she slept off, but the other part of me was superior as I found myself apologizing to her for disturbing her sleep.

As usual I was idle throughout the day and I spent the most part of it calling Funke, we talked and talked to the extent that my hand was paining me, and the ear on which the phone was resting –hot probably as a result of the radiation from the phone. At that time, I had no idea that ‘attention’ is the best gift that can be given to a girl, little wonder despite her seeming resentment towards me, she enjoyed my incessant calls and ‘missed calls’. At night, she requested once more that I call her by midnight, I couldn’t protest against the wish of my queen, and so I had to keep another night vigil. 12.30 actually seemed longer than the previous day, probably due to the seizure of power, in order to defeat nature (sleep), I resorted to drinking water ‘at least I will feel the need to urinate ‘, after every round of urination, I drank more water for another round till it was 12.30. I dialed her line after preparing enough lines with which I planned to inflate her head. We were only minutes into ‘night call’ when the call was disconnected, and after umpteen redials, it became clear to me that ‘Etisalat’ network wasn’t my friend for that, I therefore reinserted my ‘glo’ sim and dialed her line, she cautioned me about my airtime since ‘glo’ wasn’t offering free night calls at that time, I simply dismissed her caution and proceeded, we talked for 3 hours, and to be candid if I were to be asked what we talked about, I can only remember myself telling her how much I loved her in different sentences.
After the call, I confirmed my balance and discovered that about 900 naira was deducted, and I actually derived an abstract joy from that, whether it was due to extravagance or ’love madness’, I wouldn’t know

The year was dragging to a rather sluggish end Lagos was agog with parties upon parties, from birthday parties, to end of the year parties, from street jams to weddings of many spinsters who were taking advantage of the few Saturdays left in the year. Rumours were also rife about government’s withdrawal of its subsidy grants on petroleum products.
Many Nigerians didn’t see it coming though but the more enlightened ones were expecting a new year gift even if it wasn’t baba iyabo’s era (yearly fuel price hike). Protests broke out against government’s new policy leading to economic breakdown for almost a week, the tumultuous beginning of a new year wasn’t just in the aspect of government policies, for I was least affected by subsidy removal, until ‘Glo’ decided to remove its subsidy as well.
I was on call with my sweetheart as usual when I was disconnected, I checked my account balance only to find that my airtime was all gone…

to be continued soon

phantom: my brother if you can move about town and get us some pictures, it would be appreciated.i hear the kano gov.is also a performer.

Seriously he's performing beyond words. U need to c the kano state sports academy, currently 3 estates are under construction, also a new university is already completed North west university, the flyovers will really ease traffic congestion, I wish I can get u pictures but that will be after ASUU strike... I'm in Lagos now

OK. Lemme add u on bbm... so we can discuss!

if she avoids those category who will she date?....

now my sister needs to c this... especially the plantain aspect! as for me sometimes I even use pot to soak garri...

God punish airtel for suffering me like this today chai! just logging in Nairaland since morning

God punish airtel for making suffering me like this today chai! just logging in Nairaland since morning

OK...I'm a student...
within this period of ASUU strike I was able to up my ICT skills... and now I have my own blog.
I'm also into writing, tho still an amateur I believe practice makes perfect.
OK...I was able to learn barbing as well...
currently learning French though I find it a Bit difficult since I'm constrained to applications on my phone.
before I forget I'm now a professional eater courtesy of ASUU, can't wait to participate in the next eating competition in my faculty!

I'm so guilty... each time I try to stop I only find myself going back to it! Oh God save ma soul!!!

[quote author=yawa-ti-de]Moderator:
Feel free to close this thread. OP and I have talked offline and as far as I can tell, the issue has been resolved.[/quote]so today is your birthday? wishing u long life, prosperity and more blessings everyday u spend in this world... can I send a pm?

Sethpete: Never Grew?
Did you mean that ironically

OK I'm sorry u didn't catch d meaning. all I meant was that my love for her started all over again each day .. as if I'm falling in love with he again for the first time everyday! do u get it now!?

JumaiM: buhahahaha.

common!!! how could you scare
me this much! I promise not to forgive you

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Not long after I dropped the call, I received a call from my coursemate Mt, it was the first time we were hearing from each other since we parted ways for the compulsory vacation courtesy of ASUU. I actually did not know how to ‘miss’ someone as long as he or she wasn’t ‘Funke’, reason I was surprised when Mt accused me of not calling him, true that, since my relationship with Funke began, I could count the amount of times I called someone else, even my activities on social networks reduced drastically save for whenever I needed relationship tips.

After my dinner that night, I retired to my room as usual, My relationship with Funke actually marked a new era in all aspects of my life, as I pondered over the few months with Funke on that night, I couldn’t but laugh at so many instances where I had acted out of rationality. Even my siblings had noticed the changes in me as I always kept to myself. Funke had become the centre of my life, and all my thoughts revolved around her, I was convinced that we were meant to be, my connection with her was obvious, because despite her harshness, my love for her never grew, it started all over again each passing day…

I kept a vigil that night, it wasn’t a prayer session, rather it was a patient wait for ‘12.30 a.m’ the time free night calls were allowed on Etisalat network. I could have saved myself the stress of waiting by setting an alarm, but jeopardizing the opportunity to call my Queen was the last thing I would do. As soon as it was time, I inserted my Etisalat sim card and called her.

The zenith of anxiety overwhelmed me as soon as she picked for unlike before, I didn’t plan whatever I intended to tell her, I tried to cover up by asking her what she had to tell me when she snapped angrily at me ‘talk jor’ … he words were like a button on a remote control, it worked perfectly, I didn’t know where the words came from, I just started the usual gist, why a girl would never get fed up of sweet words eluded me.
I did the most of talking, saying many things most of which I can’t recollect any longer, but a sure fact was that the most part of the call was purgation of emotions, an act I did with all sincerity. Whenever I was on call with her, I was usually connected to a spiritual realm, one which sent revelations such that I never lacked anything say

When the call reached an hour, it automatically disconnected, I called back almost immediately but she didn’t pick, I called again, yet no answer,o became worried for i wasnt sure whether i had offended her inadvertently. I continued calling for umpteen times without any answer, sometimes I paused and prayed that she may pick the call and every other call I promised myself was my last, yet I continued calling till 4 a.m by that time dialing her number was already a reflex action that i had the least control over...

to be continued soon

I really do not have any advice to give you!!! please can u leave d guy and be my bootycall girl! ? I'm tired of self-service! thanks

Ghadafy: Hey Wasak, I have been following this post from day 1 and I really commend you for a effulgent work in presenting this prodigious cliffhanger. I'm just hoping you were able to knack this girl (Funke) as a form of honorarium for all your gargantuan effort.

Lol everyone talks about knacking!!! I Hope I did sha!

Movingcoil: did u notice she called u after 3 days in this episode and that u picked the call, u've not dropped it.... Now watch again...

that was a mistake on my part actually I never did pickup her calls....I always rejected them and callback

[quote author=lord_falcao]wasak if you letter get DX funke and you no Nash her eh...I go vex you[/quote]Lol make we see na

I can relate with this... she saw pics of so many girls on my phone and became confused. I simply told her 'they are my coursemates '

Seriously I still don't understand the hypocrisy of America and many other western nations. UK went as far as naming Streets and places after Mandela despite that we are still living witnesses to the apartheid regime in South Africa, even USA regarded the man as a terrorist until recently! so y d hype? worse still Nigeria's power mongering leaders have been clamoring that he be emulated, Obasanjo who was fighting for a third David Mark is currently spending his 4th term yet these people have the temerity to openly display their hypocrisy just as the rest of the world.
You invaded a land, you enslaved it's people, they demanded fair treatment yet you incarcerated their leaders, you impoverished their kings, just about 30 years ago, I refuse to buy this Obama and the rest of the world's crocodile mourning.
We are Africans and it's hightime we found our bearing...where was the United Nations during apartheid? where was the rest of the world when you had to fake a white man's identity to get a job in ur native land ? what happened in Kenya and Rhodesia (Zambia ).

lol bro dont be tired.plese read on

mista yeancah: Wasak! I'm tired of this your one sided LOVE!

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I bought another airtime of 1000 naira and sent it to her, since no other idea came forth. By that time, I had navigated far away from the bus-stop where I ought to board a bus due to the fact that I temporarily lost my senses while I was on call with Funke. I had to wave own a motorcycle to take me back to the bus stop. Luckily for me, the journey back home was smooth, which was as a result of the fact that the Lagos rush-hour was over at least for that morning.
When I finally alighted at the last bus-stop to my house, Funke’s call came in. co-incidentally, I was about to call her as well and didn’t expect her call since she hardly called. i calmly rejected her call and called her back almost immediately which had been the status quo since the beginning of the relationship. In my mind I was jubilant, that her august call would probably be an appreciation to the airtime I sent her.

Me; ‘hello sweety’
Funke; ‘yes, I saw ur message’
Me; ‘alright I know its little please help me make do with it’
Funke; ‘did I tell you I need card or why did you send it’(frank voice)
Me; ‘I’m sorry…its not what you think’
Funke; ‘whatever! I’m sending it back to You right away…mtcheew’

Her reaction left me dumbfounded; my hitherto jubilant ego was bruised, in a rather harsh manner. Confusion came over me for it was clear I had bitten more than I could chew. i started apologizing for it was the only way out, I would later understand that apology with a sincere tone could be worth more than ‘I love you’ to a lady. I was already accustomed to begging, as far as Funke’s love was concerned, I was a professional beggar. She later accepted on the condition that what I did never repeated itself save with her permission.

I later ended the call when I was sure she wasn’t angry anymore on a promise to call her as soon as I arrived home. as soon as I returned my phone to my pocket, I raised and my head, my eyes immediately met with several eyes who must have been watching me making call, for how long I don’t know, the worst aspect is nothing is as elucidating as a guy making calls with his girlfriend, may be due to the gentlemanly manner, it goes as clear to all. I really wished the earth would swallow me when I noticed that the ‘several eyes’ were those of my playmates, as they started hailing ‘unbeatable!!! Unbeatable!!!’…someone would frequently dial the number of a girl on his phone to the extent that his friends knew the name with which her number was stored.

I called her much later and as expected she nagged about my call coming later than she had expected, another round of apology from me ended the nagging. She informed me she was busy cooking, but before she dropped she requested ‘please can you call me by midnight?’. My ears actually failed me, or so I thought, it was the first time she would make such a request, prior to then, all our conversations were during daytime, and with all the strength in my trachea, I answered “YES”

to be continued soon

dearest readers please bear with my irregular updates, its not my wish and i know many have lost interest, i hope to return to regular and longer updates as soon as possible.Thanks for reading and please dont forget to drop ur observations, suggestions and comments.Thanks once more

[quote author=dimples*]Tho i'm really sad cos a beautiful friend just died after delivery, few hours ago tho baby is fine.

Congrats op! May God keep u guys from strength to strength.

I wish...[/quote]huh....well,such is life man proposes God disposes....I sympathize with u on d loss of ur friend, please help her take care of the Baby please.... I'm just too emotional tonight! life's indeed a two-sided coin!
@ Mr Apoti congratulations....this ur piece makes me wanna marry tonight!!!

op u getting me worried common spill the good news and Let's start preparing for feasting! I don't mind stowing away to the UK to come and celebrate with ya!