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Jomark: ...Bro, please ignore that swiftass or wateva he called himself. He is just an edifice of tribalism. Imagine Osama calling person terrorist.

Thanks bro!

Ogoni militant: The. Kind of story that comes out of this region of our country is always appauling.

Dog

Swiftboy: There's no point in this tribal war of words! Not to take side with him but how you take know sey im na Yoruba?

kindly point out where I mentioned that he's Yoruba? I'm only making an emphasis on the fact that virtue is not a thing of tribe, it is individual in nature! plus I'm Yoruba!

unmask: Traders suddenly becoming homos... Why do I suspect money making rituals?

don't tell me you don't know cultism is involved in homosexuality?

Kingscee: when are you going to glow up and mature?

I'll glow up when I start using powder! abeg u get credit for phone?

slightlyMad: when i get 2 huge jugs wey i dey find person wey go help me fall am, ehn! some men wicked o

abeg no tempt me abeg! huge wetin! Oh brb lemme attend to this attention

this is a better thread for front-page
https://www.nairaland.com/1531617/5-common-beliefs-among-nigerians
rather than all this old articles!

front-page again! 3rd time today! #tohellwithASUU

I made front-page twice today! well let me use this opportunity to send shout out to ASUU. May badluck ill-health, poverty, brain damage, impotence, childlessness, barrenness, backwardness and wretchedness befall all members and executives of ASUU who have because of selfish interests stalled the progress of innocent students.
I also wish to a shoutout to NANS, i congratulate their executives for a brave display of acute inefficiency and irresponsibility to the office they hold and I pray they always continue to be inefficient and irresponsible in all their efforts in life.
This piece is handicapped if I omit my appreciation to Mr seun for providing this platform which has kept and is still keeping me busy, to Tecno for providing a cheap android phone.
Finally I wish to express my discontent at my stubborn father for not giving me pocket money throughout this period, sir I hope to repay u in d future.
lastly Vivian C Oh Vivian #sobs#

please what is ASUU asking for again? I don't seem to understand this film any longer or did I miss any episode?

okay

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sh

silence is golden. it's ur best option for such moments

[quote author=deejay_harry1]oh.. why ... why [/quote]I've modified it... please don't crucify me!!!

Andyblaze: what of helicopter and chopper?

for ur mind oooo

Barcelona broke my heart.. y? Oh y! how m I to face Chelsea fans tomorrow! Huh

CONTINUES

Just within my thoughts, her call came in, as usual, I didn’t pick her call since I always rejected it and call her back. But this time I was afraid of rejecting the call because it would translate that I’d call her, at the same time I was thinking about what excuse to sell to her for ignoring her call, since lying to her just wasn’t an option, in fact it never crossed my mind. After some seconds of thinking, I rejected her call, rushed back to my room and called her.

I didn’t allow her talk before I started begging her, she was at lost as to why I was begging her as she kept asking, what was wrong. I kept pleading with her to forgive me, until she could contain it no longer, my strategy actually worked, minutes of pleading actually helped, it helped to melt a hitherto iron heart, for when I later told her my about what had transpired between myself and the Indomie noodles, I got a ‘thank you’ for the first time, I would later understand the ‘thank you’ to mean ‘now I know you can do anything for me’. I offered to sing for her as a compensation, a request which she accepted in totality, i sang 'fall in love by D'banj, a song which i mastered completely including its instrumentals...little did i know singing would become a duty for me in later days...

After squandering the money my mum sent to me, I called my dad and informed him of the strike, he asked whether my pocket money had remnants (can u imagine?) to which I replied n the negative. By afternoon the next day I received an ‘alert’ from my pops and by evening I was on my way home. The journey itself was cool save for the men on night duty on the road, the policemen have a way of absenting themselves from duty whenever robbers are on mission, or they probably have a duty roster.
Throughout the journey, I was expecting my girl to call and inquire how far about my journey, or probably wish me well. But my hopes were dashed, I didn’t get any call from her and I was also bold enough not to call her. Although I was madly in love, in between my madness were few moments of sanity.

No feeling can be as wonderful as returning home to your loved ones, not just the reunion, but reunion in joy. As usual, yours truly was given a royal welcome back home. Mum as usual prepared my best meal the way she always did while I was in secondary school. I slept for the rest of the day, due to the stress of the journey. When I woke up in the evening I tried calling Funke, but her number didn’t go through, I called again at night and it was same. I concluded that she had a flat battery, it was only such conclusion that would allow me sleep. Little did I know I wouldn’t be able to reach Funke for days.

TO BE CONTINUED SOON

CONTINUES

Just within my thoughts, her call came in, as usual, I didn’t pick her call since I always rejected it and call her back. But this time I was afraid of rejecting the call because it would translate that I’d call her, at the same time I was thinking about what excuse to sell to her for ignoring her call, since lying to her just wasn’t an option, in fact it never crossed my mind. After some seconds of thinking, I rejected her call, rushed back to my room and called her.

I didn’t allow her talk before I started begging her, she was at lost as to why I was begging her as she kept asking, what was wrong. I kept pleading with her to forgive me, until she could contain it no longer, my strategy actually worked, minutes of pleading actually helped, it helped to melt a hitherto iron heart, for when I later told her my about what had transpired between myself and the Indomie noodles, I got a ‘thank you’ for the first time, I would later understand the ‘thank you’ to mean ‘now I know you can do anything for me’. I offered to sing for her as a compensation, a request which she accepted in totality...little did i know singing would become a duty for me in later days...

After squandering the money my mum sent to me, I called my dad and informed him of the strike, he asked whether my pocket money had remnants (can u imagine?) to which I replied n the negative. By afternoon the next day I received an ‘alert’ from my pops and by evening I was on my way home. The journey itself was cool save for the men on night duty on the road, the policemen have a way of absenting themselves from duty whenever robbers are on mission, or they probably have a duty roster.
Throughout the journey, I was expecting my girl to call and inquire how far about my journey, or probably wish me well. But my hopes were dashed, I didn’t get any call from her and I was also bold enough not to call her. Although I was madly in love, in between my madness were few moments of sanity.

No feeling can be as wonderful as returning home to your loved ones, not just the reunion, but reunion in joy. As usual, yours truly was given a royal welcome back home. Mum as usual prepared my best meal the way she always did while I was in secondary school. I slept for the rest of the day, due to the stress of the journey. When I woke up in the evening I tried calling Funke, but her number didn’t go through, I called again at night and it was same. I concluded that she had a flat battery, it was only such conclusion that would allow me sleep. Little did I know I wouldn’t be able to reach Funke for days.

TO BE CONTINUED SOON

[quote author=Mz_®ae'®ae]U'v seen nuffin..my sis has two boys nd they ar both in school....D first is in kg 3...pays ah hundred nd sumtin...d oda playgroup still hundred nd sumtin...Xo roughly she pays 300nd sumtin for kids dat ar not even in primary skul..the world is turnin into sumtun else....cos education is now meant for d rich alone..u get lucky nd a scholarship comes ur way......#shrugs|Dats just d way it is...nd wale is in lag bebe[/quote]thats plain extravagance

amobii: Is it the Iba, beside Iree?

Yes

Andy blaze bro! ur wife must have given someone else's daughter or have u been cured of ur total impotence?

this is late.. but better late than never! NANS offices should also be destroyed! it is useless....
Signed!!!!

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castielo: Nice writeup. Thank God u actually began with 'most nigerians' .. wud av been so dumb if u generalised that.
But.. I dont actually agree with you on the last one.

That's y I said add yours? and if I may. ask y. don't u agree?

I miss my period

Magic Bishop: [size=18pt]This thread reeks of GenBuhari's sycophancy![/size]

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bro I hope ur hatred for Buhari and Muslims won't allow u commit suicide someday! I sympathize with ur family in advance!

no wonder they are busy organizing secret meetings and making new demands! where is prof Femi?
when I say. that ASUU is selfish and Machiavellian.... I know what I'm saying. .
old fools
https://www.nairaland.com/1531617/5-common-beliefs-among-nigerians