₦airaland Forum

Austeenx: [color=orange]ARGGGGHHHHHH!!! Kim K is not from this planet! She's heavenly! She's too hot to be called human!


Intercession:

Lawd, all I ask from you is a woman like Kim K. Help me Lawd.[/color]

na Kim make you dey blab like this?

I agree that guys cheat more times than ladies, probly because its "a male world" but to the matter, i give it to the ladies, they are beautiful lairs, silent killers. Guys are clumsy and cos the society does castigate them much for cheating, unlike ladies, they are easily caught.

Its actually a privilege being a Nigerian, just that a lotta fvcktards over the years have more than less turned the blessing into a curse. We all love Naija passionately.

Sex shldn't be everything. I think sane and married women do this to drive home their points. Matured men know how to pet and resolve it most times,except If love has gone sour. BTW, Kongy dey hold women too o

. Love is mad and so not fair That guy hand no clean at all. And on the other hand, who'm i to judge? So far he gives her joy and happiness. The guy fi' carry arsenal for him boxers like that or make e sabi use hin tongue wella

Male cow's stool.

rimms: This is a very weak and s1lly excuse.
Those of us that know this dude well well also understand that Mike Adenuga is unable to flow naturally around normal people/ normal circumstances because of his heartless method of operation.
We all know that his weird behavior comes from being unreasonable, unrealistic and totally unable to see past the end of his nose. He is so full of himself and too blind to see what is really important.

The truth is: Mike Adenuga loves to party just like any other Nigerian, but his unpredictable bizarre behavior has mostly kept him in house. Run away from the world, but can't hide yourself from yourself.

Life isn't that difficult only if you practice to always do what is right.

Mike didn't only attend the burial of his brother in-law, the dude also did not attend his own wife's big 50 birthday party.

this is uncalled for, if i must say. As if the man would read this..even if he does, he won't give a mess. He has his life to live, just as you have yours.

ANAMBRA11: , hahaha dey wanna look like my sweet igbo sisters

Which of your sisters, Cossy, Tonto Dikeh, Bev Osu or Afrocandy?

Abeg Banze make World Cup?

Woah, only if he had passed the very plate to GEJ Now, it's hard to believe GEJ was actually the dead man's deputy. Their modus operandi is just opposite, and to say the former is only completing the dead's tenure, makes it an heretic irony. R.I.P UMYA

rmho: P D P = A P G A & A P G A = P D P.
Dey just used Nwoye 4 formality sake.
D force against Ngige is from Abuja.
D presidency don't want 4 any reason loose Anambra 2 opposition party, re u ppl a learner.

e be like say na only you sabi for here o...Its funny how some Igbos are still shouting APGA. A party that had all these Mercenaries and still couldn't conclusively outsmart. I read here on NL today that Nwoye traded words with Olisah Mettuh over the elections. Only dummies won't see that Nwoye was just a pawn and that the National PDP would rather team up with Obi and APGA for collateral damage. Igbos have a long way to go in Politics

When dafuq is Phantom A3 hitting the stores?

Most states in the SW are already doing the Federal roads themselves.... No time

goodmike7: I say a resounding amen to that.

hope you know God only answers certain prayers?

Mr President is 56. Though Nigerian is officially a bit younger, they both share a lot in common. I wish both of em the best. HBD Mr President. Wishing you more growing ups in life.

Mods, Pls FP....... Them Ladies forming "hard-to-get" sure has one or two things to learn here. I know for sure a lady in her mid- twenties, with guys flocking around her won't fall for such a crappy scam.

Can't they just carry out another election, and save us this National Embarrassment?. What's with Nigerians and elections sef. Why can't we just vote and correctly re-count these votes. Na so so inconclusive election, election tribunal, election annulment, election rigging, election rerun, election violence etc we go dey hear. E be like say na Ogbanje things oo. I tire.

Nice shape there.... #Cokebottle

oluwashaddow: u self see am abi

Wetin una dey see, dey poke eye na Water!!!.

Wetin be this? I put the blame on Noodles, Spags and the junks our ladies now eat. Gone were those days when a typical Ghanaian or betterstill an Oyo lady's backside do weigh more than a bag of cement

Is Tony Nwoye a learner? . Is he new in the country?. He shld wait till he hears Liebaran and Oku'gbe's versions na. Speaking of the Latters, it's been long i heard frm them.

Is Sheree the hyped form of Sheri(fat)? . I neva heard that name before now

homesteady: Henna is different! It is easy to clean! And it does not require piercing of the skin

thats obviously Henna now.

What Keshi needs right now is more friendly with top guns. This will avail him the oppourtunities to try out different players and different combinations.

I'm only here to observe I sha know say, one day Naija go beta

OP, Are we to advise you or solve the anonymous puzzle?

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]E still dey shack u abi ?.. Girls never do u strong thing before E go be like film for ur eye last last[/quote]

The lady is drugs...Shld have snapped with smone tighter tho.