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These vampires are on a mission and it seems they are suceeding already. I hope they'll drop the carcass when they are done sucking it dead. #SaveNigeria.

Waspy: this democratic dispensation just needs to end by 2015. Enough of bullshiit, enough of sitdown look, enough of suffering and smiling. The masses are to take the largest portion of the blame tho, one wonders when pple will stop making sensitive choices like who's going to lead them and control their finances, based on unfounded, trivial and biased sentiments, to their detriment and that of innocent generations yet unborn.

And to hear that the imbeci.le "who wears that fisherman hat, only to conceal his empty skull" was right there and had to shun FEC and Commonwealth meetings for this show of shame, is to hope for the Worst. SMH.

this democratic dispensation just needs to end by 2015. Enough of bullshiit, enough of sitdown look, enough of suffering and smiling. The masses are to take the largest portion of the blame tho, one wonders when pple will stop making sensitive choices like who's going to lead them and control their finances, based on unfounded, trivial and biased sentiments, to their detriment and that of innocent generations yet unborn.

Good/Homely Character, Wonderful Sex, then good food.... In that order

Blue Magic: If the Govt fears the people there is sanity, if the people fear the Govt there is tyranny. And they wonder why Americans bears arms. Aside from protecting oneself it is also to put the Govt in check.

its each Man for Himself

ochallo: P.s
Zoque-Ayapaneco, an indigenous Mexican language is considered the most likely to become extinct, because the only two people in the world that speak it fluently, do not talk to each other!

And, it's not because they live in different countries, states or even villages - In fact, Manuel Segovia and Isidro Velazquez, both in their 70's, reside within 500 yards of each other, in the village of Ayapa in the Southern Mexican State of Tabasco. They however, refuse to converse because they simply don't have much in common. Segovia is apparently a little 'brusque' in nature whilst Velazquez is described as 'stoic'.

Tales by Moonlight

Must pple concort shiit for nothing's sake?. Is this what saner climes call blogging? I tire bloggers for here o

There was once a country

[quote author=k.style]I knw 1 chick i swear her mouth smells lyk dead horse...maybe she shld c dis...my own dey scent lyk inside new range rover sport....d trick 2 cure mouth odour is 2 brush twice a day,use ur mouthwash(listerine is d best)...den sleep wit chewing gum...criously i usually sleep wit gum in my mouth n wen i wake,i neva xperience dat offenive early morning stench....[/quote]Sleeping with gum? Is your breath that bad? Thats dangerous o, you might choke on it

babseg: For me o I don't believe in this cock and bull story.

I'm tired of hearing I saw, they saw or it was documented.

Same goes for ufo, bigfoot and yeti.

They have never captured one

Para-normal and Super intelligence beings do exist bro, believe it or not. I'm an example

Op, i'm sorry to say this, if you feel guys are only after you cos of ur kitty, its prolly because you have nothing else to offer(no diss intended). Try to Develop ursef intellectually, be creative, be handy and 'skilly', challenge those guys with reasonable ideas, get a swell aura/persona/finese (more like don't look or act cheap) and viola sis, there you have it

I think Government should include Sex education into the Schl curricullum, even if na 400L/500L 2nd semester elective course or even JSS 1 compulsory subject sef. Nigerians just behave kinda 'somehow' wen it comes to sex

NnamdiN: Not ready? That's for girls. Guys are always ready.

hardbody: are you ga.y or do you have er.ec.tile dysfunction? How on earth can a guy not be ready 24/7 to gallop your gal? o'l boy, you get issues, i swear

NnamdiN: Not ready? That's for girls. Guys are always ready.

Big fat lie...... A man was sacked at work, gets home and his landlord hands him Quit Notice, enters his house and his children complain of hunger and schl fees. Now tell me if him preek go stand dat night? BTW, my uncle once told me Fvck dey tire person ooo, when person don old reach Sir Alex Ferguson age Seriously, Mood, some drugs, Weather, Stress, Age, Hormonal Changes/therapy e.t.c all affect Libido

frankyychiji: Dumb guy. She has given u all d green lite and u still dey fumble. Slowpoke! Take her out. Stay out till lage. Drink enuf. Be carefree. Check into d same hotel. Ignore her. Strip in front of her. Still ignore her. handle ur dike a bit in front of her. Ignore her. Go and shower. Ignore her. Pretend to be tired. Ask her to go and shower. Before she comes out pretend to be sleeping. Wen she comes out bbade her good night. Turn ur face to d wall. Let d AC. Be on high. Use d only bed cover to cover urself. Invite her to bed and tell her quickly get under covers to avoid cold.




Watch her snuggle close to u wen her tighs touches ur tight black ass. Freeze. Watch her circle her hands around u fr behind to caress ur nipples!!


Turn around and smile at her planting a long soft kiss on her forehead. Tickle her ni*pples and






Go all d way down and worship her good! D rest is history!








Don't try this at home or office or anywhere if u are not a pro! Goodluck.

congrats nit, you succeeded in getting me bored. Blondeboy

Craze unlike Sanity, spreads like wildfire. dafuq

LMAO... Crazyass Op the semblance is so obvious.

Seriously . How does the nigga manage to have an erect erective erection

Life na turn by turn..... Make me sef quick go queue. I fit be next after Johnny

Death penalty for convicted sex offenders is just on point. but Yerima and his #teamcradle robbers (who unfortunately are a majority) won't say 'aye'

Na wa oo.. Hocus pocus, hullabaloo hanky panky now has another name........as if this will guarantee an happy marriage. I wish em the best conjugal bliss tho

[quote author=Night$hift]She's over 35 and I am just 3 years older than her. We have been married for more than 7 years now but the way she behaves sometimes, I just wonder if she really knows what marriage is all about. Even when I engage her on the need to distant 3rd parties from our marriage, she goes back to tell her mother every single bit of what I told her. It's just so frustrating.[/quote]Bro, i pity you oo... Take it this way, agree that you married two pple ( your wifey and mother-in-law) but at least you are lucky enough to have paid dowry for only one of them.... look at the bright side of life

A married man of his calibre needn't (necessarily) grant or answer all questions thrown at him, IMHO

Omooba77: ASUU ex-president’s last public statement before he died: “Jonathan government is shameless” http:///xo7i9UEYFY

topeorekoy: They were killed by Kogi Gov's convoy



http://topeorekoya..com/2013/11/former-ASUU-president-festus-iyayi.html

The Whites felt Democracy is the best form of government.....I wonder when they'll realise that Blacks are special beings.. That shiit Democracy is just not meant for us i guess

troy20: the funny man oriteblahblahblah and his designer shades.i will be damnd if that dude doesnt have a full collection of Rick Ross album.plus extra 50 bucks his ring tone is 2 chainz

I have soft spots for crazy @ss niggas like this^^^

Guy, you don contact be dat o

May God save us frm such women o Height of Moral Decadence

Bad market for polithievcians!

vizkiz: Let me b d only quy dt wuld say d truth openly cuz if ah dnt, i'll b comitinq anoda LIE-RY. . .uhmn i actualy tld dis pwety chick ah met on fb dt ah was livinq in a room wif ma family in laq(ikd)...oh ma lawd, she was so scared dt she stoped callinq me like seriously qurls wuld tell u Money z nt everytin buh if u teh dem say ma dad makes 50k per month,Oqa nah low key u dey oh...well, back 2 d matter.She was disappointd in me when ah tld her 2 visit me n she found out dt i was livinq in a duplex (ma papa house) she was nw sayinq ''must u tell a lie 2 knw if a girl likes u'' ....abeq @peeps was i wronq wif wuh ah did

Peeps, just right there^^^^ is anoda fat lie

Lesson learnt: 80% of NLers are wrong advisers