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Andyblaze: I need national advice

LMAO dude seriously you need to stop these your jonzings. Its getting scary now.

Op, what are you talking This thing is like an autonomic reflex o. I'm not buying that your "mind" story. T ap your kneecap and see if your leg wont jerk. To prevent such situations, you don't allow physical contact btw such bootys and your hip, otherwise,

Pls, is the Gionee Elife E7 in the Nigerian market and where can one get it?

Cute...Hope nobody will be breaking nobody's heart o. I hate romantic tragedy.Stick togetha like glue, you hear me so, Op?

Different strokes for different folks . Whatever tickles anybody's fancies. Some ladies are actually worth it tho, they make you trip and you forget the age

talk2davoo: i didnt see anything much beautiful in ur pics as to warrant the widely self acclaimed attractiveness.beauty is in d eye of d beholder yes i know.but that is if there is anything to behold @ll.dont think im trying to be ridiculous far from it rather a good friend is d one who tells u d truth unmixed.i'll rather suggest u think abt ur problem totally from another angle because the issue of beauty or attractiveness is dead here.should u care i'll oblige to give u more benefiting tips that wil help u.remember i say if u cares.im d type dat like to tell u d truth in black and white.unless ur not d one in dat pics

Congrats guy, you succeeded in lowering her self esteem. She has removed her pix and now other guys dont get to assess it, curtsey of yourself.

Such is life tho..... Na so so third class full here.. Is this to cheer y'all up?

Here goes my own "once in a lifetime" experience. I was in part 2 them. My hostel mate, a buddy was to celebrate (can remember what he celebrated again) and we all in the hostel decided to make it a good time. We all are decent, cool headed dudes but we just wanted to experiment. So we bought booze (lots of it, Boss, Remmy, Henny, Squaddy...) mixed them in a large pot and weed. (concotion aye)
So that night when we had all returned to the hostel, we started off. There was no light, so we started telling jokes, making noise and beating bottles, plates pots and buckets to make music for gyration, more like the Kegites kinda gyration, while we take the concotion. It was all fun and nice, then NEPA restored light, and the proper grooving started. Psquare and Weird Mc's busybody song was the hit then and that fast tempo-ed song was the fire that ignited the whole show. I remember everywhere was bright, and more guys are joining the party. We were all getting high without knowing it. At a time things began to swirl, my head was light, my legs were no more there, kinda like i'm suspended in the air, and i was so happy abt the feeling. Guys began to behave funny and soon, i lost it. I was hyperactive, pple were holding me back from doing things i wanted to do and it was all crazy i don't anythng anymore. Finally, i blacked out ...and i woke up in the evening the next day, nak'ed, with salt and oil in my mouth. I was told i vomitted seriously, stopped breathing and almost died ( dn't knw if that's true tho), that they had to call one of this bad guys in SUG, who poured oil and salt into my mouth, made some incantatns to call me back to life . I was hunger, weak, lightheaded and lost appetite for almost a week . My urine (and our bathroom), the rug, the pots we used all had that booze smell for weeks. Since then, if i smell booze ( rum, gin, brandy, whisky...), it nauseates and repulsive.

From online chat to phonecall? Na wa o Andy quit blazing elephant grass

That lady doesn't love you enough or at all Sorry bro

I like this I love it when girls are funnky and naughty atimes. It's a turn-on

If you made it in Lagos, you can make it anywhere in the World..... Forget whatever JayZ said

Thats not an e'rection.... That is the spread of light on a part of his lower limb.. For the sakes, you won't notice an e'rection at that distanc na? #haba?

Cool......No1 so sucks, keeps me wondering if some ladies have nerve endings anywhere in their body. Such a turn-off

Cool......No 1 so sucks

@all the males in here tripping on Pusssy, i want y'all to know that you actually had your mouth, nose, eyes and ears (the entire face) swiped/mopped/dragged/stuck/squashed on a pusssy at birth.......Now give Miss Pucci some respect will you?

Austeenx: Have you ever seen a püssý that smells so bad that you just wanna cry?

Tell me more

GEJ obviously cares less about the SEasterners....All he cares about is his selfconsuming, narscisstic greed to keep his femdomic firstlady in the As'shole Rock come 2015. He partnered with Obi and APGA while playing on the intelligence of his partyman Nwoye and PDP members /supporters all over the country, just to ensure that he doesn't lose another state to opposition. He didn't trust Nwoye nor expected PDP in Anambra to win. What a kiddy politician?

naijaborn001: Who do they cheat with? No be women ni, abi na plasma tv? Ode wey dey ask JAMB question

Were you born this way? Or you just retar'd as you age? Can't you read and grasp? Is your sense of sarcasm dead too or is it only your sense of reasoning....... Never ever quote me again, atleast whenever your brain is hibernating. Assho'le

Boss, the only system working in Naija is corruption and you know i'm right

godvilla, does this phone support OTA, as in iis the OS upgradeable?. Does it have dual sim variant?

homesteady: You this airedales(OP), you are always posting pornographic news!

As if you don't like it.

Seems the Beninnoise govt can smell rats and won't sleep with both eyes close. They won't hassle him, if they have no cause, imho.

Those guys were bent on giving Jona canine and to me, it seems there are still more pple waiting with their pants down to their feet. Sorry Uncle Joe, you shldn't have turned your back on them!

Those guys were bent on giving Jona canine and to me, it seems there are still more pple waiting with their pants down to their feet. Sorry Uncle Joe, you shldn't have turned your back on them!

On the general average, wch lappy brand comes top?

Duhhhhhh! And that akwa oche top . I just don't feel this guy, i no know wetin the guy do me.....i've tried liking nim by force but

She's soooo blonde.

As if she knows that some peeps are losing sleep ontop her matter

My pple don go ef up for dat side too ba? Dem no dey tire to dey fall hand.