Travel › Re: Stowaway Boy Thought Arik Plane Was US-Bound by Waspy(m): 8:21pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
Seriously, The circumstances surrounding this teenagers 'stow' escapade, (the frustration, the loss of Hope, the low standard of living, the low life-expectancy, the security lassitude, the pervading nepotic impunity and high-handedness in every sector) and the associated maladrous sociopolitico-economical interpretations of this tragicomedy is enough reasons to call for RETARDEES impeachment......but alas, the people are sardonically stoic and cowardly. God have Mercy |
Travel › Re: Stowaway Boy Thought Arik Plane Was US-Bound by Waspy(m): 8:05pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
blocker: . I think Airport Road should be named after Daniel Ihekina. |
Travel › Re: Stowaway Boy Thought Arik Plane Was US-Bound by Waspy(m): 8:03pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
A lot of comments abt how the poor boy is lucky the plane wasn't US bound....so disheartening. Nobody wants to really run from home and loved ones, not at such a tender age..... God, pls touch the heart of our leaders and politics, atleast, if you gave them any.. Amen |
Politics › Re: N365 Billion Lost To Oil Theft In July by Waspy(m): 7:52pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
Shiit!!!....thats a billion each day for a year, blown away in just a month?...... Can't wait till 2015... Where my franchise at? |
Romance › Re: 10 Ways Ladies Flirt That Men Don't Notice by Waspy(m): 9:24pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
I've read this elsewhere before...PITNB or so. Its more of white than Naija.. Naija babes are doing better i swear...they'll put it in our face....infact na you go det blush sef. #metAfew9jaGoalgetterLadies |
Romance › Re: Secrets About Girls And How Our Mind Works!! by Waspy(m): 8:25pm On Aug 22, 2013 |
Much ado about  ?.... @ OP and concerned others, i got dis question on mind, and i really need answers..... do Naija girls too self-service? ..and how common is d practice? |
Politics › Re: Jonathan, Fashola & Oda's Set For Grueling Debate by Waspy(m): 10:37pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
Are Okupe, Gulak, Abati, Maku, PEJ all allowed to whisper in his ears? If no?, then no way! |
Celebrities › Re: I Am GAY And PROUD - ( A New Face In Nollywood) Shares. by Waspy(m): 8:52pm On Aug 20, 2013 |
I kinda fancy lesbians, i don't have any ish with em.They seem fluffly cute and harmlessly delicate...But gays??..Why am i choice biased? |
Health › Re: Things That Can Affect A Man's Sperm by Waspy(m): 5:38pm On Aug 20, 2013 |
[quote author=nadia_SA]Does watery sperm mke bby or it needs to b really thick?[/quote]Seems you've been experimenting a lot..  badt girl...Not to watery, not to thick, the better tho |
Christianity Etc › Re: Gospel Songs Lyrics by Waspy(m): 7:41pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
I'll love to order 2 copies...Hw do i get them?. I'm in Osogbo |
Nairaland General › Re: A Word For Sexskillz And Seun by Waspy(m): 6:32pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
geeez:
On a lighter side, sexskillz banned me as Yorubest till 2106. Tell me if na him grandchild go unban me Lmao...Watt??. Obviously Sexkillz doesn't fancy the word 'democracy' |
Celebrities › Re: SECRET OF USAIN BOLT'S OUTSTANDING SUCCESS EXPOSED! (See Photos) by Waspy(m): 9:54pm On Aug 18, 2013 |
I just cant believe d crap...Why dont we see him run with a 'hard on' always? , plus Sex drive is low when the body and mind is stressed. (sympathetic nervous system) . Does d transmutashit thng work in Interview and Exam sessions? |
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Health › Re: .. by Waspy(m): 8:54pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Use Methylated spirit on it, morning. Aftanoon, Nite |
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Politics › Re: Female Officers Join Rally For Jonathan In Abuja by Waspy(m): 10:47am On Aug 16, 2013 |
Its unconstitutional, un-institutional and unethical.... You can't hear of such in developed nations.. These institutions ( military) even the Police ought to be professionally autonomous, unbiased and un-involved with Issues like this..Gone are the days when Thugs are Touts are bn used, now na  ?? dey waka for street because of Shepopotamus. SMH |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mother Of Dead Cairo Reporter Publishes Gut-wrenching Final Text Messages by Waspy(m): 10:34am On Aug 16, 2013 |
The World needs Cleansing and Healing...  |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Sexy Bikini Body by Waspy(m): 7:29am On Aug 15, 2013 |
Men dey get bikini body?...BTW, This one na stunt , just a small willy inside a curved medium-sized rubber hose. |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe & Omotola: Who Agrees With Me That Mercy Looks So Much Like Omotola by Waspy(m): 8:37pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
@OP, Pls remove ur lenses or see an optician |
Health › Re: The Primary Cause Of Starmaring by Waspy(m): 10:17pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
@OP, did you transcibe this post?.... kinda looks like you said it.. Stammering is a neurological/ nervous disorder having to do with the (underdevelopment or damage to) speech centre in the cerebral cortex. |
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Romance › Re: She Does Not Want To Explore Sexually. What Do I Do by Waspy(m): 9:31pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
If my deduction is right, frm the way these ladies are all in for Anal thngs, then prolly ladies like it..... Wouldn't thnk of i twice, never fancied it.. Used to think its gross and painful for dolls.... Who knws anything these days? |
Christianity Etc › Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Waspy(m): 9:44pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
ROSYL: Masturbation is neither an adultery nor fornication......then what is it? I really wanna know. Immorality!...Apostle Paul said a lot abt it in the New testament, asking us to shun it and to present our bodies( God's temple) as holy and acceptable sacrifice unto God |
Investment › Re: Man Who Created Own Credit Card Sues Bank For Not Sticking To Terms by Waspy(m): 9:22pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Olastep1: BBA=APC Wetin dey worry this one? U miss road ni? |
Politics › Re: Poverty Worsened In Nigeria Under PDP Rule- African Development Bank by Waspy(m): 2:20pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Stale news, its all obvious...We got APC now tho |
Romance › Re: Hw Was Ur First Sex/romance Share Ur Story by Waspy(m): 8:42pm On Aug 10, 2013 |
DICKtator: Mine. It was a so-called virgin by the name of Onila.
She use to come to my crib often. We discussed on a lot of thangs then she invited me to her crib and discussed further on various topics.
Then she brought her pixs out for my viewing pleasure.
She pointed randomly on some and explained to me what occurred in the areas of interest in the pix.
I couldn't concentrate cos her boooobs kept hitting and touch me.
She observed i was feeling uncomfortable.Offhandedly, She asked whether i liked it.
i inquired from her what she was talking about. She said the touch. She said she was gaddem Hot!!!!!
holy shytteeee. My John Thomas stood in amazement and awe for the beautiful heifer right in front of me.
She proceeded to UnCloth in my front. At that moment my mind was calculating whether i had a condom in my wallet or not!!!. or maybe i should just dash out to quickly get one. But Damien was like "No Time" "Light that shytee now. So you can experience Heavenly feeling!!!"
So i instinctively grabbed on her succulent b.reast and sucked it hungrily like pups/kids sucking on their b.itches/goat.
She let out a slow subtle moan that made my John Thomas stand attention in a courageous manner.
While sucking and kissing, i was exploring each parts of her delicate body aggressively. from her thighs to her buttocks to her ears to her neck( cot damn!!! the neck was extremely sensitive though!!!)
Then i thought bout giving her head but i was like, nah!!!! Like Tuface sang alongside Sway, I did not want to go down there" but the fingering made her more wet!!!! She slid down my trousers and started tasting,sucking and licking my Co.rk seductively. My toes curled and i almost fell down lost/caught in the moment.
You know she is nasty when all of a sudden she got honey from her refridgerator and rub it all over my cork and proceeded to licking and sucking it.
I thought at that very moment i would phucccked up and make Niagara fall straight into her mouth but i controlled myself.
She sucked and sucked,gobbled and gobbled.even my nuts before we got down to bizniz. She actually wasn't a virgin cos i saw no blood stains neither was she hurt nor scared by my long john thomas!!!.
I smacked and smacked while hitting from behind. She grabbed her boooobs cos i was running deep, so deep into that ish.screaming "phucck me harder!!!, harder!!!!. I told asked who's your daddy, she said "i am her daddy"(in my mind , i waz like WTF she talking bout?. She was screaming "spank that a.s.s daddy!!!, spank that mofo a.r.se!!!". from doggie to missionary. from missionary to touch-your-toes to sit-down-on-a-nail to side phuccck. This geh could be a famous IndecentStar when she grows up. I was impressed.
after a marathon of love making and her multiple orga.sms, i finally came all over.
The next thang was to bathe ourselves so we used the bath filled with all kinda aromatherapy stuffs i guess her parents bought. We ended up phucccking in the tub again. It was a day filled with passion .
Did i even mention that before it all started she grabbed a banana and was suggestively sucking on it before biting and chewing it?
It was a very memorable experience.
I just don't want to go into details
 Damnnn......Albert Einsteins shyte!!!... what dafuQ?.... This guy is high on some por*n ish like.. Darn..... You shld take ur brains to a dry cleaner tho, for Baptism. |
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Education › Re: FG Dumps 9-3-4 For 1-6-3-3-4 Educational Structure by Waspy(m): 6:26pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
I'll love to believe this is David Moyes' formation for Man U come this new season. |
Politics › Re: FG Urged To Facilitate Ibori’s Release From London Jail by Waspy(m): 8:19am On Aug 08, 2013 |
Dem pardom Alams, una no talk Dem release Al-Musty, una kip shut Why dem no go try free drag queen, E-bory? |
Politics › Re: Abati Shares Nairaland Link On His TL by Waspy(m): 8:04am On Aug 08, 2013 |
I knew it...I was right. Seems he's into the Jokes section |
Education › Re: Two Ogun State Students Caught Having Sex by Waspy(m): 2:15am On Aug 08, 2013 |
Pervs.... Wonder when Naija youths will be reasonably sensible. |
Sports › Re: English Football Pool Billionaires by Waspy(m): 10:04pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
Blood of Jesus!...What's all these? Get a career, live a life. |