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NaijaSingleGirl no dey kari last Your story reminds me of when I and my close friend (she's also a colleague) went to a cinema sometimes last year. That wasn't my first time tho so I know d rules. I smuggled a bowl of 1Lt ice cream and snacks in without those guys knowing. I carried dis medium soft hand bag that looks flat even with items inside. I now topped it wit inedible items like purse, face towel, card holder, keys, fones and belt. I was holding popcorn for ma friend as well just to make him think "she has bought P.corn, she wouldn't have extra in d bag". He checked hurriedly and told me to go in....lol. No be my fault oh....I was famished and pop corn no fit solve wetin dey ground. next time ehn, hid am well

kayLion:
Well, for me o, I would say u should leave a contract job and move to a more stable job, AB is a loan company and giving out loans is kinda smooth..u have a bonus that you'll earn at the end of each month on your loan disbursed. It's better than a commercial bank where your are on Contract. 70k Normal staff is better 50k Contract staff...my 2cents

U spoke my mind jare Kaylion. Contract staff in comm banks are dismissed anyhow.

Ultimate300:
there is no F in hotel

When u remove a matchstick from letter E, it becomes letter F.

HOTFL i.e Hold On Till Father Leaves.

eyeview:
Publicity stunt of all these celebrities.
You truly went to pay homage to a departed friend and you got someone to snap you doing it? And not enough,you still went forward to post it for all to see?
Yeah right.

U spoke ma mind Fah! Denrele needs attention and Nairaland is about to give him.

May Allah accept our acts of Ibadah. Jumah mubaraq peepz.

May God grant him paradise and give his family the fortitude to bear the loss. RIP

Could be murder painted suicide.

The woman acted extremely but when will Men learn not to compliment a woman's beauty with Sex? It means "ma'am, u are good for sex" and that's unacceptable. Totally wrong! You're looking good or pretty will do just fine.

I hope this isn't a result of Bestiality.

adelawry:
Success mail came in ....Pls for those who will be having their interview tomorrow ...Don't hesitate to give us info...God bless you loads

Congrats Lawrence. God shall make the rest easier.

Pastor bling bling

How about sending her on a pilgrimage . Hajj / Jerusalem.

Cute mum and baby. Y she come draw thick eyebrow?

UNION oh! Hafa nah? Sheybi dey don postpone elections

Chai!!! John Lennon will be turning in his grave right now

TochiPhotos:
"I just finished selling my market for today, after closing each day, I come to the bridge in the evening to relax and watch the Oyibo men do their speed boat race. They race from Falomo side and pass here to that other bridge and return again. They continue till it's dark. I enjoy watching them and sometimes imagine how it would be like to drive the speed boats." www.thehumansoflagos.com

What does he sell?

tommykiwi:
send me ur email address and I will send it to U...I be like ur leader Failbuhari wen no get Certificate?

A 'certificate-less' Buhari....exudes finesse dan u the 'degree' holder and ur PhD drunken master from Otuoke

tommykiwi:
thanks for the USELESS info! With all dis info U did not tell Us anytin abt is CERTIFICATE or is real AGE! Tell us those ones abeg MR story teller!

Where is your own CERTIFICATE?

demmy0325:
... Hahaha.. Nice dp

Tanks.

What a selfish human being. Assumed office since 1987....haba!

Those men with him be like "Wetin dey do dis one? If u like, G n D'

Hap! Baide Tiwa. Asokale Ayo (I wish u safe delivery).

May Allah's Rahma and Barakah be with us all. How was Jumah service?

vivalavida:
No blame me abeg.
Love your moniker - wealthyone.

Tanks jare.

TochiPhotos:
"They called me around 4am that my shop was on fire, I immediately woke up my husband and we ran to the shop that early but before we could get there, everything has been consumed, I didn't save a single pin. By now my shop would have been busy with customers but look, it's empty. #HumansOfLagos

May God replenish her.

See as Op carry Buhari matter for head like Gala inside traffic. U no dey rest kwa? If u channel dis ur energy to our missing $20B, we for don find the moni oh.

Moreover, I don't think 'WAYEC' will be so dumb to release this as they can only respond to requests from 'owners'.


Repent....for FeBuhari 14 is nigh.

vivalavida:
See english.
Burstup.
Lmao

Daviva U no even fit kari face...Haba!!!

TochiPhotos:
"The highest amount won in my shop is N240,000 that was last December. Between me and you, I won't advice anyone to play this game. It's addictive and it has caused a lot of problem for some people. Some even use the last money on them to play this game but you know I can't turned them back, it's my business and I have to eat" #HumansOfLagos

Gamblers!!!! Shey u dey hear No be all dis bet bet (1960bet and co) pple be dis??

GEJ.....Otuoke calls.

Nice outfit. Mercy, Bia!! U go finish all the wears in ur boutique fah.

Fake account.