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Foreign Affairs / North Korea Nuclear Test Will Be Part Of Fight Against U.S. by webcalculator(m): 7:50am On Jan 24, 2013 |
Seoul, South Korea (CNN) -- North Korea said Thursday that it plans to carry out a new nuclear test and further long-range rocket launches, all of which it said are a part of a new phase of confrontation with the United States. The North's National Defense Commission said the moves would feed into an "upcoming all-out action" that would target the United States, "the sworn enemy of the Korean people." Carried by the state-run Korean Central News Agency, the defense commission statement followed a United Nations Security Council resolution on Tuesday that condemned North Korea's recent rocket launch and expanded existing sanctions. North Korea, which often issues bellicose statements in its state media, said Thursday that it rejected all Security Council resolutions concerning it. It described this week's resolution as "the most dangerous phase of the hostile policy toward the DPRK," using the abbreviated version of its official name, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Just before the North sent out its hostile statement, a U.S. State Department official was telling reporters in Seoul that Washington hoped that Pyongyang wouldn't carry out another nuclear test. "It would be a mistake and a missed opportunity if they were to do it," said Glyn Davies, the U.S. special envoy on North Korea. "This is not a moment to increase tension on the Korean peninsula." North Korea has carried out two previous nuclear tests, in 2006 and 2009. CNN's K.J. Kwon reported from Seoul, and Jethro Mullen from Hong Kong. CNN's David Hawley in Seoul contributed to this report. www.cnn.com/2013/01/23/world/asia/north-korea-nuclear-test/index.html?hpt=hp_t1 |
Computers / Re: System Requirements Thread: Can My PC Run It? by webcalculator(m): 8:19pm On Jan 23, 2013 |
austin4real: for that amount u might prolly get a pentium probook. or a moderate i3 depending on the dealer u consult...thanks how much can i get a lappy with the following specs intel iCore3 4gb Ram, 500gb HDD |
Computers / Re: System Requirements Thread: Can My PC Run It? by webcalculator(m): 8:10pm On Jan 23, 2013 |
white mosquito: yup. Check computer villa. But shine ur eye well.new laptop pls and what might be the specifications |
Computers / Re: System Requirements Thread: Can My PC Run It? by webcalculator(m): 7:55pm On Jan 23, 2013 |
can i get a good system with N70,000? 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Car-assembled by nigerians by webcalculator(m): 11:44pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Ileke-IdI: Bigot read this and tell me when your people will wake up The NUTA_BOLTS Team from |
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Car-assembled by nigerians by webcalculator(m): 9:06pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
billyG: This is is trash even a common panel beater can do that,let them google & see d electric car student of makarere university uganda built Read the story of the electric car and tell me whether 3 students can afford that much. I'm proud of the car. our latest car is a sports car and it cost approximately 10million naira. we contested in formula student racing car design competition 2012 and won egypt and South Africa. do a little google before you start posting rubbish here |
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Engineers are The Best by webcalculator(m): 8:30pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, thethree accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says,"Tickets, please!" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The accountants see this and agree it is a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer. When they board the train all three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Tickets, please!" You can now complete the story!! :-P :-D |
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Engineers are The Best by webcalculator(m): 8:08pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
A mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are being interviewed for a job. In each case, the interview goes along until the last question is asked: "How much is one plus one?" Each of them suspects a trap, and is hesitant to answer. The mathematician thinks for a moment, and says "I'm not sure, but I think it converges". The physicist says "I'm not sure, but I think it's on the order of one" The engineer gets up, closes the door to the office, and says "How much do you want it to be?" |
Jokes Etc / Why Engineers are The Best by webcalculator(m): 8:06pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
A manager decided to take a hot air balloon up without really knowing how. He hits a fog bank and can't tell where he is or direction he's going. He lets the balloon down and at a bout 30 feet from the ground he sees a man fishing by a stream. He yells to the man, "Can you tell me where I am!" The man fishing looks up and says, "You are in a hot air balloon about 30 feet in the air over a stream." The manager sighs and yells, "You must be an engineer!" The man fishing says, "Yes, I am. How did you know?" The manager replies, "Because what you've told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to me whatsoever!" The man fishing yells back, "You must be a manager!" The manager, impressed, yells, "Yes, I am! But how did you know THAT?" The engineer looks up with a smile and says, "Because you don't know where you are, you don't know how you got here, you have no technical skills to get yourself out of your situation, but somehow it's my fault now." |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Do You Think About Jobberman ? by webcalculator(m): 5:10pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
wow, nobody said positive thing about jobberman, hands off! |
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Car-assembled by nigerians by webcalculator(m): 4:06pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
slimyem: This thread should be taken off the frontpage.. That was 2009, check the school now www.nairaland.com/1049001/nigerian-engineering-undergraduates-win-global |
Romance / Man's Greatest Motivating Force Is His Desire To Please A Woman? by webcalculator(m): 1:18pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
In one part of my screen now is napoleon Hill's Think and Grow Rich. I'm on the topic of sex transmutation and I read that "Man's greatest motivating force is his desire to please a woman" I stopped and examined myself but was unable to come to a conclusion. I then decided to use this meduim to know whether this statement is true. I will also appreciate it if you can tell me man's greatest motivating force. thank you |
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Car-assembled by nigerians by webcalculator(m): 6:05am On Jan 20, 2013 |
It pains me that nobody mentioned my school. the car was assenbled at ANAMBRA STATE UNIVERSITY, Uli! No matter how you hate the car, the truth is that we have advanced. with the help of the school management we have produced a sports car that contested in Formula student competition, london. A finer, well designed and fabricated sports car. We took first position in Africa. the car was better than the S.A and Egypt sports car that came to the competition. Off course we sold it there after the competition. will post it here later 1 Like |
Computers / Re: Can I Get A new Laptop With N70,000? by webcalculator(m): 2:52pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
Emmymi: U can get Dell N5050 intel cel,4gbram,500gbhdd,cam,blth@70k. Compaq CQ57 intel cel,320gbhdd,2gbram,cam@62k. Call 08023138879,08091655915.Must it be an intel celeron |
Car Talk / Nigerian Car-assembled by nigerians by webcalculator(m): 2:48pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
This is a project by mechanical engineering students in one of the universities in nigeria. they drove this car on the day of defence Which school could it be and what is your take on the car? ANAMBRA STATE UNIVERSITY, ULI!. That was 2009. Check this link below, they have advanced. www.nairaland.com/1049001/nigerian-engineering-undergraduates-win-global 17 Likes
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NYSC / Re: NYSC Threatens To Report Schools With Deficient Graduates by webcalculator(m): 2:11pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
J12: Stop searching, NUC doesn't have ratings or ranking of Nigerian university. The TOP TEN were ranked by their web traffic. Go to www.4icu.com to confirm |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Threatens To Report Schools With Deficient Graduates by webcalculator(m): 12:20pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
J12:NUC doesn't rank universities. The only ranking everybody talks about is the one by 4icu.com which is based on web popularity. If there's one done by NUC, provide the link please. i want to also see their ranking |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Threatens To Report Schools With Deficient Graduates by webcalculator(m): 12:14pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
J12: He passed out with batch 'c' 2012. The mum is the owner of the school that was why he was made principal |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Threatens To Report Schools With Deficient Graduates by webcalculator(m): 11:38am On Jan 19, 2013 |
J12: UNIBEN |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Threatens To Report Schools With Deficient Graduates by webcalculator(m): 10:44am On Jan 19, 2013 |
Most people from pidgin english states (edo, delta, etc) find it difficult differentiating good english from pidgin english though i know a vast majority that can speak well. To me, the problem we are having now emanates from secondary schools. it is in secondary school that one is taught how to make simple sentences. You don't learn sentence construction in university, your mind only builds on what you learnt in secondary school. |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Threatens To Report Schools With Deficient Graduates by webcalculator(m): 9:42am On Jan 19, 2013 |
J12: Supported! Only graduates from the TOP TEN universities should be deployed to schools where i'm serving, the principal is from one of the TOP TEN but he cannot speak without you noticing grammatical errors; his memoranda are never devoid of grammatical blunder. |
Computers / Re: Can I Get A new Laptop With N70,000? by webcalculator(m): 8:12pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
eagle_eye007: Go to http://.com .. They're just the pple you need to answer questions like this. They're ICT gurus please can u get the information on my behalf |
Computers / Re: Can I Get A new Laptop With N70,000? by webcalculator(m): 8:02pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
eagle_eye007: Go to http://.com .. They're just the pple you need to answer questions like this. They're ICT gurus thanks. let me go there. |
Computers / Can I Get A new Laptop With N70,000? by webcalculator(m): 5:10pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
what are the specs of a laptop i can buy with 70k. please advice |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy In Conserveria Africana Limited by webcalculator(m): 3:20pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
ifyalways: Conservarie again.This is a scam. companies don't use yahoo mail or gmail, they customizes their mail. stay clear of scammers |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 African Steel Mills Mass Recruitment by webcalculator(m): 8:05pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
have applied... God help me |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by webcalculator(m): 12:29pm On Jan 14, 2013 |
ANAMBRA = All Nigeria Army Must Be Ready Again |
Crime / I Sold Human Parts To Churches And Ritual Killers – Joshua by webcalculator(m): 8:49pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
November 21st will ever remain indelible in the heart of Oloko villagers as members of the palace guard to the community leader of Ajara Topa community in collaboration with a vigilante group operating in the area arrested a man who allegedly eats and sells human parts to ritualists, operating from a hole he dug under the Gbaji bridge along the Badagry-Seme border. Joshua Akindele,56, hails from Etokia Local Government in Ogun State was earlier spotted by one Anthony Amos who watched him crawl into a hole under the Gbaji bridge. Joshua confessed that he had been into cannibalism and ritual killing for the past 15 years, after being introduced to the business by a friend who convinced him to stop driving popular motor cycle known as “Okada” which he claimed profited him a little, but could not sustain him. He further said that he had been earlier sent to prison for 5 years after molesting a 17- year old girl. Speaking with Crime Guard, Akindele confessed to be the brain behind the incessant killing within the village using ply woods to hit his human prey, and dragging them into the holes before splitting their parts for food and business… with ritual buyers. In his statement “I have been in this business for the past 15 years after my friend advised me to stop riding okada and to join him in ritual killing and cannibalism” When asked how he carried out his activities, he confessed “Whenever I see somebody walking alone without being conscious of who is watching, I walk slowing up to them and use a big ply wood to hit them on their heads after which they fall unconscious, I then drag them into the hole and use a knife to cut them into parts which I sell to some churches and some ready buyers who indulge in ritual killing for easy money, and some times when I feel hungry late in the night, I eat some parts for food. He confessed further that he sells the parts as follows: Heads 7,500, breast 1,500, p*****s 1000, hands and legs for 3,500. Amos who is a member of a vigilante group in the area alerted other members of the group and palace guards of the Baale of Ajara Topa community to the movements of Joshua. He told Crime Guard that at about 1 a.m on 21st of November, he was on his normal routine watch when he noticed him (Joshua) crawling into the hole with a rice bag, he quickly alerted other members who confronted him with a gun and ordered him to drop and open what he was crying. When he did, they discovered rotten human parts; skulls, legs, hands, breasts e.t.c. Crime Guard visited the palace of the Baale of Ajara Topa community, Chief Samuel Amosu Owolabi, who after confirming the incident told Crime Guard that he was sleeping in his palace when an emergency call woke him with the caller informing him that a man had been arrested by members of his palace guards in collaboration with members of the vigilante group with human parts. Chief Samuel said he quickly called Chief Patifo , Baale of Iyafin whom his community shared the bridge with to accompany him to the scene. When he got there, he noticed a mob had begun beating the suspect and only stopped after he begged them to let him live so that proper investigations will be carried out by the police. Crime Guard confirmed the suspect was in the custody of the Badagry police division from a police source who pleaded anonymity. www..com/talk/topic,137127.0.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook |
Politics / Re: Governor Peter Obi's Multi Billion Naira Mall In Abuja by webcalculator(m): 7:36am On Nov 18, 2012 |
FreeGlobe: Thank u brother. |
Politics / Re: Governor Peter Obi's Multi Billion Naira Mall In Abuja by webcalculator(m): 11:22pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
FreeGlobe: its a known fact peter obi is a certified thief. The eorst thing that has happened to Anambra state.Tell ohaneze! it seems he reasons with his anus |
Politics / Re: Governor Peter Obi's Multi Billion Naira Mall In Abuja by webcalculator(m): 10:37pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
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Politics / Re: Governor Peter Obi's Multi Billion Naira Mall In Abuja by webcalculator(m): 10:36pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Ohaneze1:And who told you i'm jobless? i'm in a very good place right now. You can't cheat in ansu elect/elect.engrng, even if u wish to do so. |
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