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I know we'll soon start hearing shitty stories like this. By next week, we should also see headlines on how Joshua once hawked akara to make a living.

As for the assertion that he could have won the gold medal for Nigeria if given the chance, I disagree. Nigeria is known for working hard against the success of her citizens. And the fact that he wasn't given the chance is enough proof.

Here in our crappy country, a senator's nephew who can't knock out a pillow will be chosen over real boxing talents. And even if a real boxer is given the chance, the NBF will fail to release funds for his welfare and training tours because the foolish pot-bellied people in charge have stolen the funds meant for that.

Oteleye:
It is 3rnest not 3arnest

I've corrected it. Thanks.

I have $1160 Payoneer funds for sale @ N360/USD

Please contact only if you're buying all at once. I don't sell in bits!

Call or Whatsapp 08062357604.

First come, first served. Ready to use Escrow.

UPDATE: Funds sold out to Oteleye with 3rnest as escrow. Transaction was seamless. The buyer was awesome. And as usual, 3rnest delivered excellently. He always rocks!

Nice info, OP. This will sure disappoint crooks who are looking for ways to tamper with the meter, so it doesn't bill again.

A new digital marketing agency in Nigeria needs the services of a very good writer to craft high quality articles on a wide range of topics. The articles would be on various topics and in various formats (blog posts, product reviews, e-books and reports, sales copies, newsletters, etc.)

The writer is expected to produce a total of 3,000 words daily. This total word count would be spread across multiple articles of varying lengths.

INTERESTING ASPECTS
You won't be required to work on weekends.
You can work right from your location (having your own PC and Internet connection is a must).
You'll gain valuable insights into Internet marketing, content marketing, and digital marketing.

OUTLINE OF DAILY TASKS
Research deeply on the provided topic(s).
Write a detailed article that offers value to the reader.
Edit the article thoroughly for errors and compliance with guidelines

REQUIREMENTS
Solid writing skills and good grasp of English grammar.
Ability to write interesting content for the web (conversational and compelling)
Ability to research, and write on virtually any topic under the sun.
Ability to meet deadlines (no excuse would be accepted for missed days).
Ability to start on May 1, if chosen for the job.
Experience with publishing on WordPress (not a must, but a huge advantage).
Prompt responsiveness on phone and Whatsapp.

Monthly remuneration: around N60,000 - N65,000 (varies depending on multiple considerations)

HOW TO APPLY
If you're interested in this position, simply send an application to basicfreelance[AT]gmail[DOT]com, citing links to published articles or blog posts written by you. Alternatively, you can attach a well-written 750-word article on the topic, "How to Develop Your Own Android App".

Deadline for submission of applications: Friday, April 28, 2017.

NOTE: The recruitment process involves a series of rigorous writing tests. And an over-the-phone interview is very likely.

NOTE: Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted!

A new digital marketing agency in Nigeria needs the services of a very good writer to craft high quality articles on a wide range of topics. The articles would be on various topics and in various formats (blog posts, product reviews, e-books and reports, sales copies, newsletters, etc.)

The writer is expected to produce a total of 3,000 words daily. This total word count would be spread across multiple articles of varying lengths.

INTERESTING ASPECTS
You won't be required to work on weekends.
You can work right from your location (having your own PC and Internet connection is a must).
You'll gain valuable insights into Internet marketing, content marketing, and digital marketing.

OUTLINE OF DAILY TASKS
Research deeply on the provided topic(s).
Write a detailed article that offers value to the reader.
Edit the article thoroughly for errors and compliance with guidelines

REQUIREMENTS
Solid writing skills and good grasp of English grammar.
Ability to write interesting content for the web (conversational and compelling)
Ability to research, and write on virtually any topic under the sun.
Ability to meet deadlines (no excuse would be accepted for missed days).
Ability to start on May 1, if chosen for the job.
Experience with publishing on WordPress (not a must, but a huge advantage).
Prompt responsiveness on phone and Whatsapp.

Monthly remuneration: around N60,000 - N65,000 (varies depending on multiple considerations)

HOW TO APPLY
If you're interested in this position, simply send an application to basicfreelance[AT]gmail[DOT]com, citing links to published articles or blog posts written by you. Alternatively, you can attach a well-written 750-word article on the topic, "How to Develop Your Own Android App".

Deadline for submission of applications: Friday, April 28, 2017.

NOTE: The recruitment process involves a series of rigorous writing tests. And an over-the-phone interview is very likely.

NOTE: Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted!

When it's too obvious that you're in dire need of something yourself, and you still go about promising to give others that same thing...

Let me leave the rest for NLers to decide.

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Kenneth10110:
my boom J8 is 8 months now no fault.

Why waste your time replying that one? That was a useless, hate-filled post that deserves no response. Let's enjoy our Tecno phones and leave haters to do what they know best.

uzoclinton:
You can never know more than your mechanic

Speak for yourself. Some people know everything about their cars, just that they don't have the instruments needed to fix faults themselves.

Have you ever read a car owner's manual before? I assure you, if you do, you'll know more about that car than many mechanics do. But it's not easy for most car owners because those manuals usually run into thousands of pages.

Kingbuhari:
young man apply some wisdom

You're more in need of that admonition!

Roadmike:
Imagine that mind set

If you are not dressed like these ones it implies you are naked, Haba ?

Indeed Religion and Mind. its like a HORSE TIED TO A CHAIR yet cannot move: fixation.

Where did I state the bolded? If you have comprehension issues or can't read things without bias, please swerve!

Kingbuhari:
Dullard buhari it will never be well for u

Did you rain the same curse on Jonathan when accidents like this happened during his regime? If no, then... RIP to your intelligence.

TheLogicalMind:
STUPIDITY DOESN'T DESERVE RESPECT. IF YOU THINK WRAPPING YOURSELF UP LIKE A MUMMY MAKES YOU A BETTER HUMAN BEING THAN THOSE WHO DON'T, THEN YOU'RE EXISTING ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL OF STUPIDITY THAN NORMAL

Stupidity has no globally accepted standards. Some cultural norms in Nigeria appear stu.pid to foreigners and some norms among whites or Arabs look stu.pid to us. You have no footing to declare some other people's norms as st.upid. Anyway, they don't give a hoot about your opinion.

And one more thing: what about the catholic nuns? Are those ones also stu.pid?

TheLogicalMind:
GORIMAPA REALLY FITS HER. AT LEAST SHE DOES NOT LOOK AS STUPID AS THESE ONES:

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17798947_196017654236096_1625630701301051130_n.jpg?oh=efa72558a41fefe977a4a439ee1b94c2&oe=598B3C00

But those who go about baring their nudity are not stup.id, right? It's their choice, and nobody asked for your opinion about them. Learn to respect other people's norms and beliefs.

If such a project is proposed in Nigeria, the budget would be inflated tenfold and yet, all the funds would be embezzled. Then a committee would be set up to investigate the scam, and even more money would be used to bribe committee members. Nigeria is a shitty country!

macIB:
It depends on where you work but the range is btw 400k to 750k. Most FG of Nigeria hosp pay 600k and above e.g. FMC and teaching hospital and they are mostly in the middle belt and Northern Nigeria. Why is this so is because their CMDS are not corrupt like we have in the southern part of Nigeria. But note OAUTHC CMD is the only non-corrupt in the south of Nigeria. That man is a good man. Those that pay para-400k are mostly in the south and are mostly state govt and private medical schools. However the best paying private medical school is Babcock and it is around 550k (that is why the produce good medical students and good hospital care). Most Lagos State consultant earn 400k-450k per month. But in lagos they increase their pay via private practice so you hardly see them complain but you won't see them at their govt work often and this affect govt hosp patient care.
So if u want to earn enough as a medical consultant with just 1 job, try and fine a work in a FG hosp most probably in the northern part of Nigeria. If you can combine 2 or 3 jobs you may want to remain anywhere.

Thanks so much for this expository input.

As a medical student, I asked this question severally and I kept getting contrasting answers. Some would say its around N400,000 and some would say it's up to N700,000.

Those in the know should please enlighten me on how much consultants in government hospitals are paid monthly.

NB: I'm just being curious. Residency is NOT in my plans.

psallmuel:
Na him nigerians no full there...
Its not cheap anything, trust me I know

Ngerians aren't plenty there because the country has strict immigration and religious laws, not because things are expensive there.

smartty68:
Wetin consign me! Na him and him thing go die young. Him won reduce him life-sperm. Na greed for woman waste the disturb am

Leave story. There's nothing about dying young here. For ages, men have been keeping multiple ladies and "servicing" them all without anything happening to them. The only difference here is that this Kenyan millionaire isn't hiding his own. Most Nigerian men are hypocrites who have perfected the art of concealing their extra-marital affairs.
NOTE: I'm not in support of what the man did. I'm only debunking the myth that he would die young because he has decided to keep two official wives at once.

largeman4u:
Largeman autos is missing @ www.largemanmotors..com

No one on that list has a website with a extension. That's enough reason for you to be missing.

3RNEST:
meet me on whatsapp

Sorry, sold out.

majormatt:
HMU you must negotiate slightly oh

Call or Whatsapp me on 08062357604.

3RNEST:
All Skrill Sold...Thanks to all..Goodnite

[s]Bros, I have Payoneer/Skrill for sale. $1400 Payoneer or $1350 Skrill. Whichever you prefer. Price is 340/USD. Call or Whatsapp me on 08062357604. [/s]

SOLD OUT!!!

descrisom:
Meet me on whatsapp,i will buy all

[s]I also have $1350 Skrill funds. Call or Whatsapp me on 08062357604. [/s]

SOLD OUT!!!

cmoney22222:
Buying Payoneer at 320-330/$ quote me pls

[s]I have $1450 Payoneer for sale. Call or Whatsapp me on 08062357604. [/s]


SOLD OUT!!!

[s]FRESH ARRIVAL!!!

I have $1450 Payoneer for sale at N350/dollar.

Please contact me only if you want to buy everything. Serious buyers only please. I'm ready to use escrow.

Call or Whatsapp me on 08062357604.

Note: Funds came in from Amazon Affiliate Program.[/s]

SOLD OUT!!!

OfficialAwol:
Until now, northerners believed development would be doing the whitemen who own development equipments, a favour.

If most north weren't Islamic, they'd have been better off than what they are now.

Some are still foolish though

It's not about being Islamic. It's about being Hausa. The Islam I know doesn't frown at development in all fronts, especially technology and urbanization. If you disagree with me, take a look at Islam-dominated countries like Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait, Qatar, etc.

Naughtytboy:
keep shut same incantation u say when you want to kill your fellow man

Please don't stain this thread with your silliness!

Lamzee:
Omo re bi custard,you must be a Bastard

Guy, you wan kill me wit laff. Why you rhyme your abuse na?

lacemose:
Check out the reaction of many Nigerians with this question asked @ www.sundayjoe.com/2017/03/will-you-slap-this-kid-for-88-million.html

The question would have tested people's integrity and desperation the more if it were put as, "Can you kill this kid for...?"