That was so fu****g funny!!! In fact, I don't believe it. Come on, that can't be real.

@ Siena: I come in peace.

But I just ran through a couple of your past posts and if I was uncertain about you being a WIMP, now I’m more than convinced. Look, you don’t have to go ass-licking to achieve that nice-guy image that you so desperately seek. By the way, if girls ever told you that you’re a “nice-guy” they’d actually meant you’re an ass-wipe. Yeah, I know that this is disappointing but that’s the truth.

Now, let me school you in a few things just so you begin to rediscover yourself and hopefully, get your acts right.


Fact 1: Real men would not post their photos here. For ladies, well, that’s o.k. But for guys, it’s so lame and gay. I encourage you to investigate this and confirm.

Fact 2: Most people who seek attention and acceptance behind the computer (as you evidently do) and those who depend on online dating have some social and emotional problems. It’s not my saying; it’s clinical psychology research.

Fact 3: Studies have also indicated that guys who spend too much time in the gym have 1 or more severe social or psychological flaw to hide. Go figure

What is more disturbing in this case is that for a guy that claims to work-out 4 days a week, come on man, surely you can do better than display a set of mosquito biceps . or can you?

O.k, granted that you had to pose in front of the camera immediately after doing some bench-presses but please remove that silly towel hanging behind you, will you?. Oh, by the way, I hope that being "British" has not been the best thing to happen to you?


You really have to start to learn how to be a guy. My fear is that at almost 40, it could be pretty late. I encourage you to take this brief online humanmetrics test for starters:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

No hard feelings. Just a manly advice.

I go in peace.

Siena:

You're getting your grammar mixed up!

You actually ask a lady why she has a protruding tummy? Are you nuts?? Why would any lady have to justify themselves to you? I'm surprised you haven't been slapped by one of them! 

@ Siena: There's nothing wrong with the guy airing his concerns. You're such an unbelievable WIMP !

@ poster: WTF? are you considering the UK when you have a US visa? seriously? Are you f***ing nuts or what?
O.k, I'm sorry, but I had to let out the steam. My dear friend, US is the "last bus-stop" and most people in the UK will give everything to move over to the states. I'll choose the states in a heartbeart. You're welcome man.

@ poster: WTF? are you considering the UK when you have a US visa? seriously? Are you f***ing nuts or what?
O.k, I'm sorry, but I had to let the steam out. My dear friend, US is the "last bus-stop" and most people in the UK will give everything to move over to the states. I'll choose the states in a heartbeart. You're welcome man.

After all said and done,
Exit: President Bush administration
Enter: President Giuliani administration
This debate will blur into the past; and déjà vu will turn into reality
Only a few identify the workings right now.
The rest (majority) will understand in November 2008.

yea right. Utter twaddle!!! quit listening to Rosie O’Donnell !!!

----and the point being?

Can't sleep or eat and feel like you're dying? My candid advice? -- Just die.

Attention: PLEASE STOP SENDING ME EMAILS!!! [/color]

If you did not shoot me an email before Saturday 27th, PLEASE DON’T BOTHER because I[b] WILL NOT RESPOND[/b].

Kayode, ‘bosun, Eze, Richard, Hafiz, Simon, isaac , Segun, Mirian, Bukola, Tade, lekan, john, Isaac, Tunji, Bukkie, Qudus, Kelechi, tunde, jimoh, ‘koya, Ukeme, ’Boye, Joan, mdad,
--- I will contact each of you shortly.

If your name is not listed above, you can try again next year.

Ogbonna, please stop bugging my life! I’m not the benefactor of these scholarships and you are wasting not just my time, but also yours.

[color=#990000]ONCE AGAIN, I AM NO LONGER MAKING NOMINATIONS, PLEASE STOP EMAILING ME!!, AND STOP CROWDING MY INBOX !!!!!

Thanks

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If you did not shoot me an email before Saturday 27th, PLEASE DON’T BOTHER because I[b] WILL NOT RESPOND[/b].

Kayode, ‘bosun, Eze, Richard, Hafiz, Simon, isaac , Segun, Mirian, Bukola, Tade, lekan, john, Isaac, Tunji, Bukkie, Qudus, Kelechi, tunde, jimoh, ‘koya, Ukeme, ’Boye, Joan, mdad,
--- I will contact each of you shortly.

If your name is not listed above, you can try again next year.

Ogbonna, please stop bugging my life! I’m not the benefactor of these scholarships and you are wasting not just my time, but also yours.

[color=#990000]ONCE AGAIN, I AM NO LONGER MAKING NOMINATIONS, PLEASE STOP EMAILING ME!!, AND STOP CROWDING MY INBOX !!!!!

Thanks

Attention: PLEASE STOP SENDING ME EMAILS!!! [/color]

If you did not shoot me an email before Saturday 27th, PLEASE DON’T BOTHER because I[b] WILL NOT RESPOND[/b].

Kayode, ‘bosun, Eze, Richard, Hafiz, Simon, isaac , Segun, Mirian, Bukola, Tade, lekan, john, Isaac, Tunji, Bukkie, Qudus, Kelechi, tunde, jimoh, ‘koya, Ukeme, ’Boye, Joan, mdad,
--- I will contact each of you shortly.

If your name is not listed above, you can try again next year.

Ogbonna, please stop bugging my life! I’m not the benefactor of these scholarships and you are wasting not just my time, but also yours.

[color=#990000]ONCE AGAIN, I AM NO LONGER MAKING NOMINATIONS, PLEASE STOP EMAILING ME!!, AND STOP CROWDING MY INBOX !!!!!

Thanks

@ davidyland@yahoo.com
O.k. We have noticed you. You are intelligent and I’m happy for you. But you are also a nuisance and a loser. It never ceases to amaze me how increasingly retarded you appear with each new post. (talk of parents not taking care of their autistic children!)

If this is a carry-over of a beef with the authentic d, be a man and quit whining. Better still, look for something else to keep you busy o.k?. No hard feelings, just a friendly advice.

@ ocho cinco. For a moment, I thought you were going to talk about Robert Kardashian. You naughty. And don’t even tell me you have watched that shit  

ocho cinco:

I am one of those against interracial 'mixing'. I think it is morally wrong

You talking bull here, man.

@ kulaShaker -- there you go. So since this brother was supposedly “guilty” the first time (though jury disagreed), he’s got to be guilty of the new stupid charges now?. By the way, remember that "it" did not “fit” and so he was “acquitted”. Simple. ( please. don't taser me for this statement ). By the way, Will Phil Spector walk free? Very likely. Would there be any furor over his acquittal? Most likely not. Why? –that's everyone’s guess.

@ scambater 10 months and some fine would be a deal made in heaven in view of the fact that prosecutors are pressing for life. If that does happen, I really, really hope O.J keeps out of trouble just like Michael Jackson has learned to do.

The level of hatred (especially from the media) for OJ never ceases to amaze me and sometimes I wonder: Is this guy really the criminal as being portrayed or is he in fact a victim? (keywords: Nicole Simpson-sentiments, racism, set-up).

And what’s your vote – Will he do jail this time or walk yet again?

Check first to eliminate these:
Clothing irritation
Bra irritation
Soap allergy
Perfume allergy
Allergy to laundry detergent

Then Check for these (see your MD at this point):
Nipple rash
Eczema
Fungal infection

And hopefully, not these:
Hormone replacement therapy
Paget's disease
Breast cancer

Goodluck.

Hillary Flipflop Clinton (part I)

On October 10, 2002, Clinton spoke to the Senate in favor of a use-of-force resolution authorizing the invasion of Iraq, saying: "The facts that have brought us to this fateful vote are not in doubt

On December 15, 2003, when it was clear there were no large stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Clinton’s support was unwavering. "I was one who supported giving President Bush the authority, if necessary, to use force,” she told the Council on Foreign Relations. "We have no option but to stay involved and committed.

On April 20, 2004, Clinton told CNN’s Larry King that she did not "regret giving the president the authority,” noting that Saddam Hussein "had been a real problem for the international community for more than a decade

January 27, 2007, Clinton hit the campaign trail in Iowa and demanded that the president "extricate our country from this before he leaves office.”

Her bashing of the Bush administration and belated anti-war stance has gained speed since then.

What is troubling about Mrs. Clinton’s record on Iraq is that it tends to follow, rather than lead, public opinion . . .
The question to be asked is whether this is the kind of stalwart drift that Mrs. Clinton would bring to the Oval Office?

Hillary Flipflop Clinton (part I)

On October 10, 2002, Clinton spoke to the Senate in favor of a use-of-force resolution authorizing the invasion of Iraq, saying: "The facts that have brought us to this fateful vote are not in doubt

On December 15, 2003, when it was clear there were no large stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Clinton’s support was unwavering. "I was one who supported giving President Bush the authority, if necessary, to use force,” she told the Council on Foreign Relations. "We have no option but to stay involved and committed.

On April 20, 2004, Clinton told CNN’s Larry King that she did not "regret giving the president the authority,” noting that Saddam Hussein "had been a real problem for the international community for more than a decade

January 27, 2007, Clinton hit the campaign trail in Iowa and demanded that the president "extricate our country from this before he leaves office.”

Her bashing of the Bush administration and belated anti-war stance has gained speed since then

What is troubling about Mrs. Clinton’s record on Iraq is that it tends to follow, rather than lead, public opinion . . .
The question to be asked is whether this is the kind of stalwart drift that Mrs. Clinton would bring to the Oval Office?

simibrazil:

I don't like there because is dangerous.

I just hope we’ll manage to have some fun during the Rio carnivals without any muggings and gang shoot-outs

simibrazil:


but you can choose make the letter W (to fits with your name)

errrrrrr, I’m not exactly the one doing this, but it be very nice to have the first letter of my name carved out on a girl’s errrrrrr

simibrazil:



I took a friend from South Africa and she have never made before, she almost cry, seem like she was delivering a babe :-)

lol. You are so funny without knowing it

I’ll check out the information you gave. obrigado, adeus!

omoge:

isn't Brazil the country where Silicon Butt are widespread?

goddammit! omoge, tell me about silicon butts, please!