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Sincerely

Sincerely, it's a rare privilege.

suckmyPENIS:
Una mumu no be small..how the Bleep will you plug in a wire directly to your phone without the capacitive resistance in the charger head?

lol... If only you knew the kinda 2go love that be 'shacking' me that year....

Unconquerable:
As I type this I’m still thinking of the right word to describe your level of stupidity. This guy is a Ph. D, a former Deputy Governor of the Central Bank: But even without knowing you personally I’m sure you’re semi literate; With no meaningful achievement in life to justify the free air you breathe. You call yourself a Yoruba Muslim but I can tell you an average Hausa Muslim does not see you as a true Muslim; To them you’re a second-class Muslim or better still an infidel.

Oluwa bless you Jaare..

I wonder how certain people exhibits low level of intelligence.
Ethnicity and religion should not constitute to our folly.

Lol...
That was in 2010, around 12 am, was chatting this beautiful lady, my amazing crush on 2go. My battery was running low and there was no light.
My Nokia phone was about to go off when the light was restored. In an instant, I jumped up to pick my charger only to find out that a friend already took it in the afternoon.
My sis had this pin-mouth charger that was spoilt, so I nipped the head and plugged the wires directly into the socket on the wall. That was how my phone blew and caught fire.
I nearly cried that night.
I was broken.

Officialgarri:
My prick dey stand for this one wearing P-cap .

later, you'd be chanting "they didn't 'Caught' you"...

Iranu

Sister Bobrisky, how many times you don menstrate?

Your mumu is too risky.

To every Wonder Woman out there, Happy Women's Day!

This world is somewhat crazy.
Take a look at the wrecked ride;
in one moment, you're cruising elegantly (possibly safety-conscious), the next moment, something bizzare...

May each day end in joy, peace and bliss for us.

Happy Birthday ma'am

Iranu...

Oya, hit me!

Satan66:
Failed woman with a failed career. Those children look cursed from birth

it would be foolish to reply you in your words....

I just got off something similar, didn't want to hurt her feelings and all that.
Each day was a tug of war, as I had to struggle with pain, regret, hurt and wasted time, acting and supposedly loving up.

Bro, if you no go do, abeg no do. No cage yourself, biko.
My token...

Abuja, Gwagwalada 3k allowance, 10k bank alert... Dey don sell us finish.

hahn:
The best place to be a good Nigerian is from another country

this country is just messed up.

O TO GE!!!!!!!!!

spinna:
Is there anything like white boerboel? Sorry i mean boerboer

... Lols... Wehdon

90% of this scenaro played out in Abuja... The SPO even canceled a lady's name and put her daughter's name instead... Funny thing is her daughter only trailed the mother up and down, she didn't do the work assigned and she only did spend two hours at the PUnit...
If dem wan mad, make dem no just pay me my money...

IamPlato:
I Know I Will Still Climb This Girl One Day but The Only Problem I Have With Her Is Her lack Of Breast

bros, hawfah nah? Is that all you'd ever chase after??

LisaAnne:
"To whom brain is given, sense is expected & beauty without intelligence is a display of cosmetic foolishness.
It's my birthday today!
Una wey like free money. Check the link in my profile
Only for the first 10 people

Happy Birthday to you.
Stay amazing.
Stay dynamic

Thought twas said that the maid that was left to care for 'em sneak away to see her boyfriend.

Anyways, its pathetic...
RIP kids...

Shey person no go start "Fallen Balls" Movement like this, and write a book titled "In zaa Other Room"??

BTW, what's the cause for fallen boobs, especially when one is not a nursing mother??

INEC chairman and the whole Logistics nonsense dey MAD

Buhari has & will always be a SCAM....

emmykey0128:
Bro, its everywhere, I am here in Agege ward 1, it is just so pathetic that there is no provision for ad-hoc staffs after collecting billions of naira for election, no food, no accommodation, no nothing,

walahi, its really bad even here in Abuja. After all the money collected. Adhoc staffs were completely neglected; yet one cannot count the number of times the Inec staffs and para-militaries were fed as they keep bringing food for them.
To make matters worse, kiosks and shops selling edibles, terribly inflated thr price of their goods.
I wonder why Nigerians like to use periods like this to extort others.

Later, we'd blame the TRUMPet for calling Nigeria a Shithole.

Thank goodness she admits "she's a crazy bad arse mother"

Onyi22:
Am still wondering how this tomboy made it to d music industry with the trash she always sing,
Nothing good can come out from Afonja, they r all bunch of irresponsibilities......
And for those frustrated, broke ass niggas on nairaland DAT keeps sending me gmail begging me for my number, I weep for them all...
I said it before n am still saying it,DAT I don't go out with poor guys, they should find their level.....

i wanted giving you a good dose for your stupidity, but I realised you've been rightly served. Its one thing to understand that you're foolish, its another thing to keep it a secret.
Nonsense and Iranu!

I just like Johnny.... His song's been playing around me like all day!... Nice collab, btw.

Timoleon:
I tire o...the thief still slap am join e no hold him cloth there dey shout thief thief make people gather.

ah swear... Omo, nah dat day I go return the slap raise to power 10...
The dude fall hands ja're

adebayo3449:
I think it's every where. This happened to me and my friend in Akure few years ago.
It's a little bit different tho.
After they collected my phone and told me to be expecting it soon
I changed it for the man and he gave me 2 hot slaps, I am a thin guy. My friend that was fat (huge) was just begging the man. I told him I am not leaving without my phone.

Well I saw one of the guys 2yrs after and he came to me again.
Come and look at how I was shouting like a dog.
He ran away instantly.
I will tell my story too any time I am less busy.

eehhn... Don't tell me you laid him off just like dat?... Walahi, if I were you ehn, the way i will hold on to him and rip him off ehn... Shoooo