₦airaland Forum

Teaching in Nigeria is now a last resort to many. Sans passion, sans knowledge!

The Edo State election has sent one clear message: our elections are far from being perfect!

So why am I still without a girlfriend since I lack all the qualities above?

This government seems to specialise in de-marketing Nigeria!

Oshogbo weed!

Sincerely, I am surprised to see people say that power supply has improved drastically, because power supply has become eclipse of the sun in my area!

Youthful impetuosity!

Na poor man na, hunger allow am sleep self!

I suffer from the same syndrome.

It is the same with both gender!

They should sail to United States of Nigeria, maybe that is where he keeps his ideas!

Is proximity really important in master's? I live in Akwa Ibom but want to do mine at Unizik. I need advice. Thanks in advance.

To know the difference, go to section 80, for the Consolidated Revenue Fund (CRF), and section 162, for the Federation Account, of the 1999 Constitution.

After a coworker had finished his English lecture and his class had filed out, a tenth grader stayed behind to confront him.

''I don't appreciate being singled out,'' he told his teacher.

The teacher was confused. ''What do you mean?''

''I don't know what the 'oxy' part means, but I know what a 'slowpoke' is, and you looked straight at me when you said it.''

- Jane Smith,
Ashville, Alabama

From the look of things, Portharcourt may end up a pariah city!

No, na GEj fault, una don tire? Continue!

Konji na bastard!

BTW, what has become of the PIB?

In these hard times, this is mephistophelian!

They need their heads checked, the problem is partly caused by their acts of sabotage!

The guilty are scared of even their own shadows. Coward!

As pragmatic, the proof of the pudding is in the eating!

Why ain't people saying the fact, we are overpopulated!

This is really sad to know, but it is true. My cousin who is at the war front has told me similar tales. I feel nothing but pity for them. I don't think anyone deserves to be paid better than soldiers. So sad!

I pray our president do something about the economic hardship in the land. His deafness and sadist instincts were at their peak before his London trip.

These are the few occasions I love soldiers!

Did her husband complain? No. Case closed. Next!

So much ado about English, better to speak Singlish!

So much ado for English, better to speak Singlish!

There is an iota of truth in every rumour!