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ify2nyce:
mtchw..how you go take compare 3 empty crates with 1 bag of cement

Thanks you my brother. I dey wonder whether people no get eye say na empty crate... mtchewww

MadCow1:
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Ecc: 10:19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things..




#Praise the Lord...

HALLELUYAH!!

RichYoungNigger:
See what a poor man did for the community while Buhari is flying around the world in his private jet

Could you pls stop sharing that picture? It's so repulsive. I feel so sad anytime I see it.
That man is someone's father irrespective...

Thanks

hmmm.

Integrity always pays no matter what. The reputation you have built over the years could be marred forever by that single act. Anyone that wants to employ you, show them what you cn do and your value. Give them a mindblowing sample of a job you have done, tell them what you intend doing for them and the creativity you'll bring to the job, give them your terms and walk away. They'll SURELY call you back if they know what's good for them.
Also, take time to get a certificate. Even if it is through open university or a diploma course, It will help you. GOODLUCK

HAHAHAHA.

That Whatsapp ehn, I must see it oh.

Ok na.

This is someone's father oh

One day monkey go go market e no go come back again.

"YAWNS!!"

Boring

Many people when they hear the name 'Pastor" let down their guard and this is why so many have been duped by these fraudster (Devils in Pastors' Clothing).

PLEASE and PLEASE. WE ARE IN THE LAST DAYS!!

As some Nairalanders will call it; ENDTIME THINGS. It has already been prophesied that Perilous times (dangerous times) shall come 2 Tim 3:1.

Everyone should be very careful and trust NO ONE but God. Which is why the Bible enjoins us; "...looking unto Jeus the author and perfecter of our faith.. Heb 12:2."

The greener pasture you are loking for can only be guaranteed by the grace and mercy of God Almighty.

I pray the victim is restored.

jhydebaba:
Beer gives us swag: many guys have beer to thank for having the boldness to approach babes and drop their toast lines.

Beer brings out the action in you : have you heard of 1759? You will be able to perform tasks that seem difficult at first. Like going 10 rounds


Do I need to go on Okay health benefits : beer safeguards your heart, build your immune System, protects your bones and more.


Bar man,


Another bottle of Trophy pls

Oga!!

You can lie oh

Hehehe

THERE IS GOD OH!!

That Startimes seems local jare. He should have gone for GoTV. I think it's a better alternative.

jhydebaba:
can you tell us what utility you derive from consuming juice and non alcoholic wine then I show you what utility we derive from alcoholic drinks...


Till then....


Bar man,



Trophy cod

Why take it personal? The OP has made his/her point. Pls inform us of the utility you derive.

Meanwhile, fresh fruit juice gives vitamins, antibodies, aids digestion, refreshes the skin, improves your complexion, aids in production of anti-bodies etc.

So, I came across this topic on Nairaland https://www.nairaland.com/2911820/nigerians-sting-themselves-bees-claiming/1#42611410 about people using bee sting as cure.

And this made me curious. Could it be that they know something we don't know?

So I did a quick google search and found out that the ignorant ones in the picture is "US".

Across the world, bee stings and honey have been used to treat effectively a wide range of ailments and diseases. It is called; APITHERAPY.

Below are some excerpts;

Apitherapy contends that bee venom holds therapeutic value in treating serious illness and that it is a viable alternative to dangerous pharmaceutical drugs that often do not work and have harmful side effects.

It takes advantage of the healing power contained in honeybee venom which helps to alleviate serious conditions like multiple sclerosis, arthritis, and lupus. According to 51-year-old Reyah Carlson of Vermont, a proponent of apitherapy, bee venom helped to treat her Lyme Disease.

Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/028370_apitherapy_bee_stings.html#ixzz3zCOAdpLO


Here is another account from someone.

In October 2007 in a car accident, my body was thrown around and dragged like a rag doll. I sustained a severe abrasion to my left foot over the great toe, bruises from my waist down on my body, and second-degree abrasion and burns and a hematoma the size of an orange on my right arm.

I was taken by ambulance to the emergency room, where X-rays determined that nothing was broken. The next day my doctor prescribed silver sulfadiazine ointment and Betadine wash. When I said I would be using honey for my burn, he looked at me as if I were crazy; he had never heard of such a thing. I was told that the wound might need skin grafting in a couple of months.

That was not going to happen. Instead, I went home and called Dr. Kochan’s office. Meanwhile, I took charge of my own healing. I washed the burn wound with saline wash, used clean gauze and applied honey to the wound, and wrapped the wound with non-stick wound gauze. For the bruising and swelling, I started taking Arnica montana (a perennial herb) three times a day for about two weeks, together with Bromelia, a pineapple enzyme. Bee pollen, royal jelly, and propolis also became part of my daily routine.

That evening, I received a call from Dr. Kochan’s assistant, Ray, and I recited my homemade treatment. At an appointment the next day, Dr. Kochan checked for infection of the wound and encouraged me to continue the wound dressing of honey on the burns. I did these daily, and Dr. Kochan or Ray examined the healing twice a week. In addition, I received bee stings on my right arm around the hematoma and on my lower back, which had been twisted in the accident and continued to be painful.

All the bruising and swelling subsided in record time: just two weeks. The skin is healed and the color is almost back on my arm. I did not need a skin graft. The abrasion over the ankle took a little more time, but it too healed completely within six weeks—again, no graft needed.

I am enormously grateful to have found apitherapy and honey treatments. I think we should all stock our home cabinets with an extra bottle of honey for emergencies. I keep a supply of honey and any honey products that I can find.

Source: http://www.apitherapy.org/668/how-my-injuries-were-healed-by-bee-stings-and-honey-treatments/

Don't be too quick to judge. There are some natural remedies that God has already prepared for ALL ailments.

The fact that it is unconventional or you were formerly unaware of the remedy doesn't make it useless.

A quick google search should inform you.

Although, this video is still hilarious.

https://www.nairaland.com/2912115/using-bee-sting-cure-ailments

Coded things.. Hmm... Interesting.

But make I talk true, I no watch am. But I know it will be good since it's from 2baba

I'm so sorry for the woman. She will receive much more than slaps good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over .

THAT IS FOR SURE.

hmmmm..

Nice deduction @ Op. And you begin to ask the question, "What utility is derived from drinking such alcohol?" You'll realize that all is vanity upon vanity.

After getting drunk, you fall asleep and it all ends in the toilet and iff unlucky, in the gutter. So gross.

roughdiamond:
Not serving yet but wish to serve in Lagos(2016 Batch A) . I studied Computer Engineering. Am I eligible?

Well, you can apply. Maybe you can be considered.

Johnnyessence:
what of graduate that's looking for job can he applied hmmmm. pls specify the requirement for the job thks.

Yeah. Graduate with programming skills can apply as well.

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Regards.

Hmmm.

Is he trying to tell us that he is not aware of all these things before he organised the conference?

Hmmm.. I think this move is just an act to safe face. Anyway, better late than never

Hmmmm...
Nigerians are not even aware of these effects of climate change. The National Orientation Agency does not even have a single jingle to sentitize Nigerians on the dangers of climate change and what we can do to reduce the effect.

It's not enough to go abroad and make speeches, he should speak to US NIGERIANS!!
We voted him in. Not outsiders.

What shall it profit a lady to make all the money in the world using her body and at the end lose her own life and soul. A job you'll be doing with fear and anxiety.

I pray this moves them to find something better to do with their lives.

hmmm.

The man will be like; "Here we go again" But he has no choice.

To be a leader is not beans oh. As they say; "The grass always seems greener on the other side."

But truth be told, in as much as we wish to have those girls returned, I think the possibility of having even half of them back is fast becoming a mirage. GOD HELP US.

best2com:
Nice one.
Look Out for Background Recording apps

My story
That was how this fine babe told me, "Lemme use your PC to facebook"
As a good guy, I started the record tool in the browser and gave her the PC...told her not to close "that app" oo,if not the connection will be lost.
She was even hidding to type her password I bone turn face like say e no concern me

I was a shareholder in her Facebook account for a while... Mumuness

Guy abeg what is the name of the app? I need to know it

Well, what can I say? May the best man win.

TonyeBarcanista:
While it is good that a Bayelsan and an Ijawman ascended to the Presidential stool, I don't see how it affects an average Bayelsan and Niger Deltan when the man couldn't change the means of livelihood for the better.

We have to be very sincere here. Our expectation from Jonathan in February 2010, May 2010 and May 2011 was defeated and was never met by 20%. Our land is is polluted, fiscal federalism is still on our lips, criminality and militancy became a noble profession. Our youths remained jobless and women remained poor. The demands of 2010 is still the demand of today. Please and please, Bayelsans didn't share in GEJ's salaries and benefits as President. I don't think that is an achievement. If it was, then Katsina state, Niger state, Sokoto state, Abia state, Ogun state, Kano state and Plateau state should be celebrating for having a number one man(or two), especially Kano.

Also, Jonathan is only source of inspiration when it comes to democratic tenet and not leadership. He got to that place by luck and divine arrangement not through hardwork.


I wish him happy retirement

We all know he didn't perform up to expectation, irrespective of that, It is a HUGE achievement to have been the NO 1 citizen of Nigeria whether by luck or hard work. If he had been illiterate, uncultured, proud, vulgar etc He would never have been nominated in the first place by Alameiseha to be his running mate from is office as a lecturer.

So, his achievements are worthy of accolades whether anyone likes it or not!!
Children would be told; " Go to school and study hard so that you can be like GEJ".

SHIKENA!!

He is an inspiration to many South-south youth and any sincere person. Seeing him will encourage then to work harder at achieving their dreams.
People who were seen as minority without any dream of ever reaching such height of governance in Nigeria, now have their kinsman as the past president.

Someone from a humble background and hitherto unknown home town

It is indeed a testimony and something to be proud of.

IT WILL FOREVER BE WRITTEN IN HISTORY THAT A BAYELSAN WAS ONCE NIGERIA'S PRESIDENT.

Someone that know the answer should please answer it. The information could com e in handy

Thanks for the info. Moderation is key in everything we do.

hmmm