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Chai too bad. Some people have a heart of stone walahi

Hmmmmm, part one. We are watching wit our legs crossed

Bigcake: Why cant dis yoruba goat keep quiet. Does he want some bullet? Or shld we do it to him d Abiola way, meanwhile dis is June 12.

. Why can't you use ur brain before posting such nonsense. Mtchewwww

sakaguchi: Let me tell you all, God is not in Mecca, Medinna, Jerusalem, Rome or Mumbai, He is everywhere and if yall are deceiving yourselves at this 21st century enriching a royal familyin the name of hajj, all I can say is that I envy that family and pity you all.

. Its not all about enriching a particular family, it's all about sacrifice one make to worship his GOD and prayer is best answered in congregation.

[quote author=Dudu_Negro]Yakasai was not the only one interested in Hadiza. The looser in the competition felt jilted and humiliated by Hadiza. Hmmmmmmmmm, na you know dat one ooooo.

Eyaah, may her soul rip

Chai. I feel for dir parents oooooo. So dem dey go eat beans wey get Kokoro and big big stone be dat. I pray others will learn

Why are dey hidding dir faces? Dey deserve a painful death ... Heartless human being dat deserve to live in the forest with animals.

Thank GOD for ur life oooo...

Hmmmmm dis pple are endangering humans life oooo.

Hbd madam. Uv made the women folk proud, I pray more women follow suit. Women shd know dir rights cos we are not meant for the kitchen alone.

9jarians really need to learn to speak out. Most pple have issues to express but find it diff to do so because when it backslide you will see pple withdrawing leaving only the initiator to face whatever consequences. Let's learn to have a voice and not be pushed around like cows.

We don hear.

Them. Open. Teeth. Like. GorillaINTRO: In the land of Nairaland and the time of stale jokes, the destiny of the jokes section rests on the shoulders of a young boy(or man, as the case may be) His name,
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. . . .AKPORS.
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EPISODE 1
_A teacher lecturing on population said 'In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a kid.' Akpors stood up and said 'we must find and stop her!'
_Akpors; why are all these people running? Man: this is a race, the winner will get the cup. Akpors: if only the winner will get the cup,why are others running?
_Akpors told his servant: go and water the plants.
Servant: its already raining.
Akpors: so what, take an umbrella and go!
_Postman: I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this package.
Akpors: why did you have to come so far, instead u could have posted it.
_Akpors at an Art gallery: i suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: i beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!
_Akpors was writing something very slowly. A friend asked "why are you writing so slowly?
Akpors: i'm writing to my six year old son, he cant read very fast.
_Flash news:A 2 SEATER plane crashed in a GRAVEYARD in Umukoro. Akpors and his townsmen have so far found 500 bodies and are still DIGGING for more. L.O.L.Z
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Get well soon.

greatgod2012: But what about when there is cold

. I think dats the best weather to sleep unclad.try it and get nimonia..

Abu Mikey: Na my papa colonial masters
I hear say na because if dem bring the goods com niaja..e dey land for dat port wen dey portharcout.and dem go carry am go market wen dey Okirika ( Dame Patience ) hometown...then anybody wen wan go buy d clothes go say "I dey go okirika market"..........like play like play na I'm d clothes com carry d market name!!!!!
•••NOR LAUGH ME OO•••

. He be like say you make sense small oooo.

Yeah nice one. I hope dat march will make an impact to the lives of innocent children who are still virgin.

Pls any link in Abuja? Slimshaddey01@gmail.com

[quote author=woodland]Let me know your details and l will give you a big buyer in Lagos.i live in Abuja how do I make my supplies

miteolu: From Cremation to Hell fire.

Ooh too lengthy. @. Op pls summarise

nerodenero: June 12,1993 remains the best election ever conducted in Nigeria.Too bad the acclaimed winner was denied but above all,it is my desire that one day and somehow this country will be able to conduct a replica of June 1993 election or even a better one.MKO Abiola lives on!

. Yes oooo dat is the freest and fairest election ever conducted in Nigeria. Rest on MKO

Symphony007: lagos is the commercial nerve center of the federal republic of nigeria and cannot afford money wasting: time wasting frevolities like a holiday on june 12th;

. Wat do u know? We value our own heros. Oduaaa progressive union( we have one voice)

Temismith: Dis is very wicked! They shud tie dat man's leg to two cars and let d cars move apart so dat he will be spilted into two from his testicles....

. Seconded. He deserve to die a painful death. Ewuu

Rip to him

Pls naira landers is their any news on Nigeria army dssc. I've not heard anything since April

Ame Lon Ro: That of 2013 is starting this friday oooooooooooooooo

. Pls how do I go about it? I live in Abuja

Summary please. Too lengthy for me to read.

Ohhh toooo bad. Dey deserve a nice space bus not a truck. Poor reception, Smh