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Romance › Re: Married Woman Dies During Sex Romp With Bishop In Abia by Westerhoffe(m): 6:57pm On Aug 16, 2023*

I don't even know if I should cry or laugh over this matter because the K-Leg wey the matter carry na on 180°.

Kudos to you people that go to Hotels to do these shits without any fears!

Kudos to those of you that have the courage to sleep with married women without the fears of you being caught at this Social Media age!

Now, a few minutes pleasure have sent "Married Madam" to life beyond, while Bishop is on a blown secret with pending Police Watery Beans.

If we tell you to stop, you'd say our eyes never open. Now you wey your eyes don open, see where you land yourself!

And who else notices they're both too old for this kind of rough play?

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Properties › Re: How Can I Avoid Being Scammed, I'm About To Buy A House by Westerhoffe(m): 6:53pm On Aug 16, 2023

Bros, find another house to buy.

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Autos › Re: Extremely clean - Relocation sales - just 4 month reg - 2011 Hyundai sonata by Westerhoffe(m): 1:27pm On Aug 16, 2023

I see strong things on those seats… cool

Foreign Affairs › Re: 17 Niger Soldiers Killed In An Attack Near Mali by Westerhoffe(m): 1:22pm On Aug 16, 2023*

Hello!
Tueh Tueh…

Now is the time Niger's new government prove they can counter insurgency in their country, the main reason they overthrew the elected president.

If they too should fail to tackle and counter terrorism in their country, they'll only be showing their weakness, not just to themselves, but also to the world,
giving the previous government a reason for reinstatement.

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Nairaland General › Re: If Yemi Osinbajo Had Been Nigerian President � by Westerhoffe(m): 1:20pm On Aug 16, 2023

How can Nigerians choose a leader when leaders are imposed on them? undecided

Romance › Re: Meet This USA Trained Techguy "Stuck" In Nigeria (pics/video) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:19pm On Aug 16, 2023

He could be telling the truth…

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Romance › Re: Wife Arrives Her Husband Wedding To Find Out New Bride Is Her Best Friend (vid) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:18pm On Aug 16, 2023

Friends with a knife…
Some men self…

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Romance › Re: Pastor's Daughter Marries Second Husband by Westerhoffe(m): 10:04am On Aug 15, 2023

I guess you're a relative of/or the first husband... Because the story is short and well detailed.

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Politics › Re: Why Do Nigerians Vote In Bad Leaders And Ask God For Help Afterwards? by Westerhoffe(m): 11:42pm On Aug 14, 2023

Ask the voters…
They only avenged themselves of those who voted the previous government, not knowing their revenge will come back to hit on them too.

Crime › Re: Drug Baroness, Four Kingpins Arrested As NDLEA Busts Three Syndicates In Lagos by Westerhoffe(m): 7:45am On Aug 14, 2023

Say what again?

NCAN, over to you guys.

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Crime › Re: Suspected Robber Names Police Inspector As Gun Supplier by Westerhoffe(m): 7:43am On Aug 14, 2023

When the Protector becomes the Predator…
Man-Must-Wack.

Politics › Re: Subsidy Removal: Kill Corruption, Not Nigerians, Bakare Tells Tinubu by Westerhoffe(m): 7:29am On Aug 14, 2023

Voters in my area are really groaning now for voting APC in the Presidential Election. One was lamenting he voted for a change and easy life but now he can't even buy enough food for his family talk less of refueling his bike for commercial operation. In my heart, I laughed and wanted to answer him over the fence that,"I remember you were jubilating you were given ₦500.00k to vote, have you finished spending it all already?" But I had a rethink he'll think I'm mocking him. So, I just kept silent.

Una never start. If the Judiciary throway face do their own back, compact revenge, then una still get like till 2031 to wail.

You know… the Government doesn't need to kill the people,
it's the people that will kill themselves… that is the logic.

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Politics › Re: See My Governor Looking Fit, Classy, Smart And Well-Fed (picture) by Westerhoffe(m): 7:27am On Aug 14, 2023

Anny69:
Don't argue with me. 😭😭

Of course I will!

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Politics › Re: See My Governor Looking Fit, Classy, Smart And Well-Fed (picture) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:40pm On Aug 13, 2023

Anny69:
Don't argue with me. Your hair is low, what I'm seeing isn't full. Have you seen the centre of your head? The hair there is brown. I know you didn't know this, now you know. You don't have to thank me.

You tried guessing… but not accurately.
My hair ain't low and no brown in the center… black all around.

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Crime › Re: Death Row Inmate's Chilling Last Words Before Injection Takes 12-minutes To Kill by Westerhoffe(m): 11:38pm On Aug 13, 2023

Mmm… mmm….

Politics › Re: See My Governor Looking Fit, Classy, Smart And Well-Fed (picture) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:30pm On Aug 13, 2023

Anny69:
Low cut. Black and brown.

Low cut… mmm no… but my hairs are very much shiny black.

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Politics › Re: Niger: We Took Over To Save Nigeria - General Abdourahmane Tchiani by Westerhoffe(m): 11:20pm On Aug 13, 2023

We never can tell…

Politics › Re: See My Governor Looking Fit, Classy, Smart And Well-Fed (picture) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:20pm On Aug 13, 2023

Anny69:
Brownish black.

Mmm… hairstyle and colour?

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Family › Re: Should I Forgive Her? by Westerhoffe(m): 11:09pm On Aug 13, 2023

DevilishMan:
Scroll up.
I've told him what to do already.
I don't waste time on threads like this.

DevilishMan indeed…

Politics › Re: See My Governor Looking Fit, Classy, Smart And Well-Fed (picture) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:07pm On Aug 13, 2023

Anny69:
I can see your eyes glued to the screen from your screen.

Mmm… what is the colour of my eyes?

Politics › Re: Armageddon, The Place Of Gathering Is Niger, And Tinubus Divine Mission by Westerhoffe(m): 11:05pm On Aug 13, 2023

This is not Armageddon.

Politics › Re: See My Governor Looking Fit, Classy, Smart And Well-Fed (picture) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:59pm On Aug 13, 2023

Anny69:
Your eyes.

Ewoo!
From where to where?

Family › Re: Should I Forgive Her? by Westerhoffe(m): 10:59pm On Aug 13, 2023

I think Devilishman has something to tell you…

Politics › Re: Niger Junta Agrees To Dialogue After This Remarkable Man Sent His Tweets by Westerhoffe(m): 10:52pm On Aug 13, 2023

Politics › Re: See My Governor Looking Fit, Classy, Smart And Well-Fed (picture) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:49pm On Aug 13, 2023

GODPUNISHALABI:
if you have to defend ursellf because u look good that means you are proving him right that ur ppl are ugly......I also noticed during in the election most good looking ppl wer attacked and some refused to vote, I am sure u might fall into that category

Yorubas are not ugly.