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Politics › Re: Governor Adeleke Appoints SSA On Government House Pool by Westerhoffe(m): 6:29pm On Aug 18, 2023

oluwaseyi0:
You definitely didn't read the article

The pool above is not swimming pool

Yes… I didn't read it.

Politics › Re: Governor Adeleke Appoints SSA On Government House Pool by Westerhoffe(m): 6:29pm On Aug 18, 2023

lexy2014:
Did you read the article?

No.

Politics › Re: Governor Adeleke Appoints SSA On Government House Pool by Westerhoffe(m): 6:29pm On Aug 18, 2023

delpee:
You didn't read. It's not swimming pool SSA!

Yea… I didn't read it.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And The Fig Tree By Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman by Westerhoffe(m): 10:29am On Aug 18, 2023

AntiChristian:
Who is fighting Christians?

What trouble is that?

Oh!
I don't need to argue that even.

The trouble? So sad and bad you are not aware.
But how would you know when you chose to spend all your time defaming JESUS CHRIST and Christianity? undecided

I'm not going to tell you about it yet. I want you and the whole world to witness it yourselves so you'd know you've been wasting precious time doing nothing.
After all, if I tell you, you won't believe nor accept… so what's the point telling you?

Look, it's almost here already.

Celebrities › Re: Socialite Whose N100m Marriage Crashed After Two Months Rescued From Lagoon by Westerhoffe(m): 8:23am On Aug 18, 2023

Culture › Re: Ifa Council Suspends Isese Festival In Ilorin by Westerhoffe(m): 8:19am On Aug 18, 2023

sofiscatedmoron:
Illorin is not a true Yoruba town

Tell ne the origin of the name Ilorin?

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Family › Re: Only A Wicked Woman Will Deny Her Hubby Sex by Westerhoffe(m): 9:11pm On Aug 17, 2023

Only you open a thread.
Same you stole FTC.
Same you stole STC.
Same you still stole TTC.

You try pa.

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Politics › Re: Governor Adeleke Appoints SSA On Government House Pool by Westerhoffe(m): 9:08pm On Aug 17, 2023*

Like seriously?

But on a serious note, he'll need it… because it's risky for him to swim unsupervised with his physique.
cool

To all those quoting me in this post, the headline was edited joor… it was Swimming Pool we saw there before.

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Politics › Re: Uzodinma Seals, Demolishes Hotel Belonging To PDP Campaign Chairman, Mike Ikoku by Westerhoffe(m): 8:59pm On Aug 17, 2023

Governors and demolition…

Reminds me of the game 'Demolition Man.'

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Sports › Re: Disciplinary tribunal clears Amusan of doping violations, AIU vows to appeal by Westerhoffe(m): 8:54pm On Aug 17, 2023

Waiting for the outcome…

Crime › Re: So-Safe Arrests Suspected Bike Snatcher In Ogun by Westerhoffe(m): 8:54pm On Aug 17, 2023

Good.
I know the police will show him pepper once he's handed over to them for the main reason that he has been injuring some of them during failed arrests.

Health › Re: Abandoned Newborn Baby Found Under A Tree In Bauchi by Westerhoffe(m): 8:47pm On Aug 17, 2023

GOD be merciful unto us.
A man and a woman is responsible for this…
So sad.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And The Fig Tree By Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman by Westerhoffe(m): 8:47pm On Aug 17, 2023

AntiChristian:
Yeah, he was mentioned by name "Jesus"!

Stay there arguing over religion. Spend all your time fighting Christians. A more trouble is rising behind you all and the whole world.

Travel › Re: LASU Students, Two Others Die In Ogun Road Crash by Westerhoffe(m): 8:36pm On Aug 17, 2023*

SSpeter:
then you are unfit to drive

Thank you.

You may not understand, but I'm speaking from experience.

Travel › Re: LASU Students, Two Others Die In Ogun Road Crash by Westerhoffe(m): 8:33pm On Aug 17, 2023

SSpeter:
what about your speedometer?

E get one level wey you go drive reach, wey you no go dey look speedometer again.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And The Fig Tree By Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman by Westerhoffe(m): 3:18pm On Aug 17, 2023

AntiChristian:
Was he sent to wither away trees rather?

Israelites been killing them for over 7 decades!

Because Jesus told his disciples to get swords in the Gospel. And i remember he had sword in the old testament!

Prophets were given such powers before him. An example is Elisha who curse 42 kids to death in the name of the LORD simply because they called him "bald head"! So the power of life and death dey with the Lord.

All power? You mean the father and spirit has lost their own powers? But then, Jesus didn't know the hour when asked despite the powers which means he's not omniscient!

He cautioned someone who called him good master saying only God is good!

How then is truth defined?
Must it corelated with your own version of truth?

If you believe JESUS CHRIST was in the Old Testament, then you just confirmed He is GOD.

That's all I need to hear from you.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Sets To Appoint Himself As Petroleum Minister by Westerhoffe(m): 3:15pm On Aug 17, 2023

As usual…

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Hate Male Virgins by Westerhoffe(m): 3:08pm On Aug 17, 2023

Pharaohny:
Not older than 30 belike unna dey ment ....
Let me show you male virgin above 35 ...

Bro, they exist.

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Hate Male Virgins by Westerhoffe(m): 3:07pm On Aug 17, 2023

tiswell:
can you write in English next time?

Too bad you find it difficult to understand my English.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And The Fig Tree By Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman by Westerhoffe(m): 3:02pm On Aug 17, 2023

AntiChristian:
The Holy Spirit = Jesus = Yahweh according to trinitarians!

He's not in battle so he's got to be gentler, grow more trees and not destroy any!
The Lord says not to destroy trees even in warfare, must Jesus destroy fruit bearing tree when there's no war?

Jesus fought no one! He does not have military like Moses and Joshua!

Israelites fighting against Palestine!

Of what use is the tree anymore when it withered away?

So there are prayers I made which happened miraculously then i have become super human?
Jesus said by his own self he can do nothing John 5:30!

I think have been truthful enough!

Answer my questions according to you. I'm not asking you to answer me according to anyone's belief.

1. Where did JESUS CHRIST say He was sent to save fig trees?

2. How many Palestinians did JESUS CHRIST fight around the fig tree?

3. You said JESUS CHRIST has no military like Moses and Joshua, yet you claimed He used the sword. How come?

4. Could that tree had withered without a supernatural power knowing its roots were still in the earth?

5. JESUS CHRIST even though He teaches and exudes honouring the FATHER, He said, “And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth.”
— Matthew 28:18 (KJV)

No… you weren't being truthful. If these are your definition of truth, then you have no truth at all.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And The Fig Tree By Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman by Westerhoffe(m): 1:54pm On Aug 17, 2023

Dtruthspeaker:
Carrying beads and mats and chanting

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And The Fig Tree By Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman by Westerhoffe(m): 1:54pm On Aug 17, 2023

AntiChristian:
If they had complained would the Holy Spirit have informed Matthew, Mark, Luke or John to have written it down?
But it's still minus one not plus one!

Even in the Biblical Laws of Warfare Deuteronomy 20:19-20 trees are to be spared:
…When you lay siege to a city for an extended time while fighting against it to capture it, you must not destroy its trees by putting an axe to them, because you can eat their fruit. You must not cut them down. Are the trees of the field human, that you should besiege them? But you may destroy the trees that you know do not produce fruit. Use them to build siege works against the city that is waging war against you, until it falls.

Address the contradictions therein and stop wailing here!

Mentioning the Holy Spirit;

1. Who is the Holy Spirit?

2. Was JESUS CHRIST in a battle at that time?

3. Who was JESUS CHRIST waging war against?

4. What city was JESUS CHRIST fighting against?

5. Did JESUS CHRIST 'cut down' the tree?

6. If JESUS CHRIST was just a human, why did the tree die and wither?

Answer these sincerely and truthfully.

Travel › Re: LASU Students, Two Others Die In Ogun Road Crash by Westerhoffe(m): 1:43pm On Aug 17, 2023

omoadeleye:
They might be cruising on speed with the lexus

One thing is that, once you wind up your windows, turn on music, bro, you won't know when you'll cross over 160KmPH on a free road.

So it's advised that once you hit a free highway, wind down your window a bit that the rushing wind might alert you somehow of your speed.

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Travel › Re: LASU Students, Two Others Die In Ogun Road Crash by Westerhoffe(m): 1:41pm On Aug 17, 2023

Sad.

One thing that always amaze me is that, no one would know even about 5 seconds to that time that something bad is about to happen. And suddenly, it goes down.

May GOD continue to protect our going out and coming in in JESUS name.

Overspeeding Kills.
No need rushing to anywhere. Because if you die while rushing there, you'd never get there ever again.

RIP to the dead.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And The Fig Tree By Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman by Westerhoffe(m): 1:39pm On Aug 17, 2023

Truthday:
Christians themselves knows they're idol worshippers. Not even when they're found everywhere supporting idolatry in Yoruba land. Even if you try so hard to disprove your book. Will you disprove reality before our eyes ??

Christianity(Jesus worshippers) aren't different from Songo(6th Allafin of Oyo) worshippers.

Christianity is nothing but idol worshipping

Coming from the same person who bows in one direction, to worship and kiss a stone, kissed by millions of people.

Many Muslims believe in sorcery. Deny it and let me see. Many Islamic clerics I know while growing up are witchdoctors. So tell me what I do not know.

My previous Muslim neighbour chant and sing Osun Worshipers' songs. Both her and her children.

Or do you think everyone is blind to see and hear these?

My previous muslim neighbour, an Alhaji buries charms on people's lands in broad daylight. He sprinkle charms on the road where people pass in the morning.

Others I've seen pluck bitterleaf with ₦20; and you know what happens next?
The bitterleaf tree dies.

Others caught on camera are seen sleeping with lunatics and wiping her with a white handkerchief to put the handkerchief in a calabash.

Others go to the refuse dump searching for rags… and the list goes on and on and on and on.

So, say no more.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And The Fig Tree By Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman by Westerhoffe(m): 1:28pm On Aug 17, 2023

FxMasterz:
Great response!

More grace in Jesus name.

Amen. Amen.

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Politics › Re: Warning - Weapons To Expect if ECOWAS Go Into Niger by Westerhoffe(m): 1:26pm On Aug 17, 2023

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And The Fig Tree By Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman by Westerhoffe(m): 1:21pm On Aug 17, 2023

AntiChristian:
I can start from here. No P.

If this is true then, he has denied many to enjoy that tree! How many trees did he planted? Just because he can go hungry does that mean others too must compulsorily do same?

So humans no longer need to dash for food when hungry? Are we no longer humans?

How is this related to the topic?

And after this Jesus still ate many loafs of bread and drank wine!

Wetin be this?

How about the contradiction mentioned?
Apparently you didn't touch anything, just Hocus Pocus!

I asked how many people complained of the dead tree?
Is that tree the only one is Israel?

You can't agree it's related because you see that alone ruin the whole post and it's unreasonable illogical contorted explanation forcefully given to give Him a bad name which does not fit in still.

Wail me a river of tears over the dead tree and I'll show you a hypocrite of the highest order.

I repeat, If only this is how you value the human lives.

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Hate Male Virgins by Westerhoffe(m): 12:58pm On Aug 17, 2023

I am a living witness to the fact that most women hate male virgins. They're always lovely, romantic and everything until they make the move and you hold her hands and say, "I'm sorry,
I can't… not because I don't want to, but because I've never done this before as I have promised not to until i'm legally married."

The look on their faces is always like that of an angry cow. So, just save your life first by leaving fast, enter another room, lock the door and wait for her to come and knock with that tiny voice saying, "Baby It's fine… I respect your decision… open the door. Because if she mad there while she's staring at you, It Is Either You Do Or You Die.

And the second issue is, once they find out, all your next chats from then onward will always be s*xchats.

Women! They are the Number One World Pretenders.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And The Fig Tree By Bashir Lucas Samson Lukman by Westerhoffe(m): 12:51pm On Aug 17, 2023

Your logic is illogical.

How many people did you condemn for felling trees?

JESUS CHRIST knew perfectly well that there is no fruit on the fig tree.
Since He was hungry there, He could have commanded the fig tree to brinflg forth fruits, but rather, He denied Himself the satisfaction of food and rather made the tree bear no more fruits, hence, He:

1. Destroyed the carnality of the human mind to dash for food when hungry.

2. Fulfilled what was written, that: “And he humbled thee, and suffered thee to hunger, and fed thee with manna, which thou knewest not, neither did thy fathers know; that he might make thee know that man doth not live by bread only, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of the LORD doth man live.”
— Deuteronomy 8:3 (KJV)

Which He also quoted here:
“But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.”
— Matthew 4:4 (KJV)

3. He manifested the power in His authority, not over flesh alone, but over non-flesh/human of His creations.

And… how many people complained about the tree dying and withering away?
None.

So, what's your stress and tears over a withered tree?
If this is how you rise against the killing of the innocent because they refuse to convert to your religion, there would have been a global peace.

Crying over a dead tree, but not over murderous atrocities committed against human beings!
What a human.

So, you make no sense on this wise with your post.

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