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Celebrities / Re: Tekno Joins In The Wizkid Vs Davido Beef (photos) by westlife79(m): 7:28am On Jul 06, 2017 |
Two afonjas dey fight, wetin concern ifraud? 1 Like |
Business / Re: Mompha Ismaila Mustapha & His Son Flaunt Cash On Instagram by westlife79(m): 3:02pm On Jul 05, 2017 |
Evablizin:Nope, he's a gentle man, he always flies first class with emirates... The guy dey give us bar wella.. |
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Celebrates His 26th Birthday With His Parents (Photos) by westlife79(m): 9:25pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Chiefpriest1:I've seen his mum, not just see but assisted her when burna boy was travelling on Ethiopian Airline, she came to check him in. The woman is in her late 40 or early 50. The guy age is real. |
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Meets Chimamanda Adichie (Photos) by westlife79(m): 9:56pm On Jul 01, 2017 |
Tolexander:. OMG! You nailed it. |
Travel / Re: What Special Services Do You Receive When You Fly Business/First Class? by westlife79(m): 2:01pm On Jun 27, 2017 |
LionDeLeo:The difference is 100percent yard. on emirates flight you get to take shower thou it is not apply to flight flights coming and going out of nigeria but, i know sure there are flights who provide such service. have you drank ,Dom Perignon Champagne before? you will have the oppotunity if your uncle buys you a business class ticket. you get best dishes on board, your blancket is the best....etc. I work with airline and i know what am talking about..pray to get the treatment one day. |
Politics / Re: Igbo Man Moves Out Of Kaduna Following Arewa Youths' Ultimatum (Photos) by westlife79(m): 9:43pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Igbo must GO 2 Likes |
Career / Re: The Query Letter Given To An Employee Of Toro LGA, Bauchi State by westlife79(m): 2:18pm On Jun 02, 2017 |
CIOSYLVA:USED not use. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: DSS Hands Over 82 Freed Chibok Girls To Women Affairs For Rehabilitation by westlife79(m): 2:12pm On May 30, 2017 |
ominilongest:. You are in your comfort home typing Jack. Have you been to borno before? slowpoke everywhere... |
Properties / Re: Nigerians Can Now Own Houses With N30,000 — Osinbajo by westlife79(m): 4:46am On May 30, 2017 |
Some of you jobless always commenting on everything will die in poverty if care is not taken. Nothing you believe even when your peers are making money in your nose nothing you believe... 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: Two Brazilians Arrested In Lagos For Carrying 23 Kilos Of Cocaine (pictured) by westlife79(m): 5:42am On Apr 26, 2017 |
[quote author=Foxyn post=55917399]Our government won't pronounce death sentences on them because they're white.. so why should I bother myself about this news? oh look at that woman in the first pics, she's even smiling who knows whether our leaders gave them a multimillion naira job rather than throwing them in the prison Don't be naive, drugs don't attract death sentence in Nigeria. |
Sports / Re: Analysis On Europa League Semifinal Draw by westlife79(m): 1:45pm On Apr 21, 2017 |
TheMainMapn:FTC. TGIF.. UNITED FOR LIFE.. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Traffic Laws And Penalties by westlife79(m): 4:56pm On Apr 04, 2017 |
Sketchandcraft:"Drive" |
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by westlife79(m): 9:53pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Aye e ko ni da op with this list. Only ycee is overated. E no go better for your service provider wey sell data for you. |
Business / Re: Forbes- Top 10 Richest Men In Nigeria 2017 by westlife79(m): 9:52am On Mar 30, 2017 |
So Davido papa no make the list and the pikin dey shout 30b upandown. So na naira? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Celebrates His 65th Birthday Today by westlife79(m): 7:51am On Mar 29, 2017 |
Ftc, I dedicated it to myself. He's never a handsome man, but respected 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Lere Olayinka Blasts Stephanie Otobo Over Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal by westlife79(m): 7:10pm On Mar 13, 2017 |
No wonder PDP chose not to use you as their spokeperson. |
Religion / Re: Keyamo Plotting To Clone My Voice, Kill Stephanie Otobo – Apostle Suleman by westlife79(m): 5:12pm On Mar 10, 2017 |
Crying foul! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Meets With PDP Governors Over PDP Crisis by westlife79(m): 12:46pm On Mar 01, 2017 |
sinistermind:No i disagree, something will come out. They need his money. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Reverend Father Dances With Masquerade At St Paul's Feast In Anambra (photos) by westlife79(m): 9:23pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
NwamaziNwaAro:You have a good anatical mind. |
Politics / Re: Court Orders The Forfeiture Of Andrew Yakubu's $9.8m To FG by westlife79(m): 9:45pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
LivingHuman:Is there any lawyer (SAN) that will defend this guy in court? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Buhari And Trump Phone Call by westlife79(m): 11:44am On Feb 14, 2017 |
LIBSocials:like hypo. Laugh don kill me here. |
Jokes Etc / Joke Of The Day. by westlife79(m): 2:54pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Strictly for laughs.
Two friends were
walking home and a
lady happened to be
blowing a kiss to one of
them from the window of a storey building.
Their conversation
went as follows:
Ahmed: Omo e be like
say na me that babe dey
blow kiss UCHE: Guy leave that
one jare, no mind am
(then the lady signaled
to him to come)
Ahmed: Omo the babe
dey call me sha UCHE: Ogbeni, no go
Ahmed: why you go tell
me make I no go? Fine
babe like that dey call
me, you say make I no
go UCHE: Guy abeg no go,
no go (feeling pity)
(Ahmed ignored him
and went over to the
lady, she went to meet
him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as
they were about to
have fun, they heard a
car honking.
Lady: (on opening the
window) ha! That's my husband.
Ahmed: Yeh! Mo gbe
ooo.
Lady: Don't worry, just
pretend like you're the
laundry man and iron these cloths (pointing at
a heap of cloths).
Ahmed spent the whole
day ironing clothes
because the husband
never left home again that day.
The next day he went
over to his friend's
place.
Ahmed: Omo, shey you
know say na cloth I iron throughout yesterday.
UCHE: Shebi I tell you
make you no go? All
that cloth wey you iron
so, na me WASH THEM ;DStrictly for laughs.
Two friends were
walking home and a
lady happened to be
blowing a kiss to one of
them from the window of a storey building.
Their conversation
went as follows:
Ahmed: Omo e be like
say na me that babe dey
blow kiss UCHE: Guy leave that
one jare, no mind am
(then the lady signaled
to him to come)
Ahmed: Omo the babe
dey call me sha UCHE: Ogbeni, no go
Ahmed: why you go tell
me make I no go? Fine
babe like that dey call
me, you say make I no
go UCHE: Guy abeg no go,
no go (feeling pity)
(Ahmed ignored him
and went over to the
lady, she went to meet
him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as
they were about to
have fun, they heard a
car honking.
Lady: (on opening the
window) ha! That's my husband.
Ahmed: Yeh! Mo gbe
ooo.
Lady: Don't worry, just
pretend like you're the
laundry man and iron these cloths (pointing at
a heap of cloths).
Ahmed spent the whole
day ironing clothes
because the husband
never left home again that day.
The next day he went
over to his friend's
place.
Ahmed: Omo, shey you
know say na cloth I iron throughout yesterday.
UCHE: Shebi I tell you
make you no go? All
that cloth wey you iron
so, na me WASH THEM |
Politics / Alleged N26m Diversion: Fani-kayode Seeks Out-of-court Settlement. by westlife79(m): 9:49am On Feb 07, 2017 |
A former Minister of Aviation, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, on Monday, indicated his willingness to explore settlement options in his trial before a Federal High Court in Abuja on charges of fraud involving N26m which he allegedly received from the Office of the National Security Adviser in 2014. |
Politics / Re: EFCC Grills Five Ex-nnpc Bosses Over $153m Transfer by westlife79(m): 7:45am On Jan 09, 2017 |
bankyblue:Did you write in english? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Fulani Attacks: Stop Eating Cow Meat – Pastor Ikeorha Charges Christians by westlife79(m): 12:36pm On Jan 08, 2017 |
Proudlyngwa:OMG! Best quote of the year so far. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari Shuns Lobbyists In Battle For Magu’s Job by westlife79(m): 9:27am On Dec 19, 2016 |
Atiku2019:. Sorry igbos dont do Police force, they do coke. |
Politics / Re: Buhari Bans Importation Of Vehicles Through Land Borders,Nigerians React(Pics) by westlife79(m): 6:40pm On Dec 05, 2016 |
thesicilian:OMG! Guy your mouth no good. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Solomon Akiyesi In Search For Third Wife [PICS] by westlife79(m): 10:06am On Nov 28, 2016 |
faaz24:Lol, only Yorubas will understand. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: EFCC Re-Arrains Omokore, 3 Others Over $1.6bn Oil Scam by westlife79(m): 11:15am On Nov 22, 2016 |
ichommy:Guy 'Arraign' not arrange. |
Politics / Re: Dasukigate: Jonathan Ready To Appear In Court - Vanguard by westlife79(m): 10:45pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
SamuelAnyawu:true that, loved by all flat heads made from heaven |
Politics / Re: Ekitigate: Obanikoro is compromised, Fayose says in reaction to ex-minister by westlife79(m): 5:03pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
CuteSOLJA:Guy you dey worry oo. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Fashola At Work: Why Is No One Talking? by westlife79(m): 8:54am On Sep 11, 2016 |
Standing5:. You nailed it guy! 7 Likes |
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