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Celebrities / Re: Tekno Joins In The Wizkid Vs Davido Beef (photos) by westlife79(m): 7:28am On Jul 06, 2017
Two afonjas dey fight, wetin concern ifraud?

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Business / Re: Mompha Ismaila Mustapha & His Son Flaunt Cash On Instagram by westlife79(m): 3:02pm On Jul 05, 2017
Evablizin:
Na so,Evans brother fall on him,nonsense man with chicken brain
Nope, he's a gentle man, he always flies first class with emirates... The guy dey give us bar wella..
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Celebrates His 26th Birthday With His Parents (Photos) by westlife79(m): 9:25pm On Jul 04, 2017
Chiefpriest1:
Actually 35, unless he has a congenital disorder that makes him look older than his actual age.

Burna boy wan talk say him and WizKid na the same age? Abeg!
I've seen his mum, not just see but assisted her when burna boy was travelling on Ethiopian Airline, she came to check him in. The woman is in her late 40 or early 50. The guy age is real.
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Meets Chimamanda Adichie (Photos) by westlife79(m): 9:56pm On Jul 01, 2017
Tolexander:


One is physically pretty(Anna Banner) while the other is cerebrally fantastic (Chimananda Adichie).

Imagine how Anna Banner was screaming seeing Chimananda Adichie. Would she have screamed like that if it was another beautiful Queen she came across?
Beauty has to respect intelligence whenever and wherever they meet.

On Anna Banner.
It is often said that "where a girl is pretty, but lacks brain, the pussy will bear the burden"
. OMG! You nailed it.
Travel / Re: What Special Services Do You Receive When You Fly Business/First Class? by westlife79(m): 2:01pm On Jun 27, 2017
LionDeLeo:
Nothing special, just for dudes who have too much money to throw around feeling special.

Instead of sitting in 3s, you sit in 2s, not as if there aren't sufficient space in 3s. During checking in, you are given priority, nothing more.

Same aircraft, same take-off, same landing, no remarkable difference.

Except sometimes, you have a screen directly in your front and under your control, but some aircrafts have that facility for all passengers onboard.

So, wtf.
The difference is 100percent yard. on emirates flight you get to take shower thou it is not apply to flight flights coming and going out of nigeria but, i know sure there are flights who provide such service. have you drank ,Dom Perignon Champagne before? you will have the oppotunity if your uncle buys you a business class ticket. you get best dishes on board, your blancket is the best....etc. I work with airline and i know what am talking about..pray to get the treatment one day.
Politics / Re: Igbo Man Moves Out Of Kaduna Following Arewa Youths' Ultimatum (Photos) by westlife79(m): 9:43pm On Jun 10, 2017
Igbo must GO

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Career / Re: The Query Letter Given To An Employee Of Toro LGA, Bauchi State by westlife79(m): 2:18pm On Jun 02, 2017
CIOSYLVA:
BLOOD OF MOSES.

They would have use Hausa type the letter naa.

Please don't let Queen Elizabeth to see this letter.
USED not use.

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Politics / Re: DSS Hands Over 82 Freed Chibok Girls To Women Affairs For Rehabilitation by westlife79(m): 2:12pm On May 30, 2017
ominilongest:
Legit scam grin
. You are in your comfort home typing Jack. Have you been to borno before? slowpoke everywhere...
Properties / Re: Nigerians Can Now Own Houses With N30,000 — Osinbajo by westlife79(m): 4:46am On May 30, 2017
Some of you jobless always commenting on everything will die in poverty if care is not taken. Nothing you believe even when your peers are making money in your nose nothing you believe...

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Crime / Re: Two Brazilians Arrested In Lagos For Carrying 23 Kilos Of Cocaine (pictured) by westlife79(m): 5:42am On Apr 26, 2017
[quote author=Foxyn post=55917399]Our government won't pronounce death sentences on them because they're white..

so why should I bother myself about this news? undecided

oh look at that woman in the first pics, she's even smiling

who knows whether our leaders gave them a multimillion naira job rather than throwing them in the prison


Don't be naive, drugs don't attract death sentence in Nigeria.
Sports / Re: Analysis On Europa League Semifinal Draw by westlife79(m): 1:45pm On Apr 21, 2017
TheMainMapn:
..
FTC. TGIF.. UNITED FOR LIFE..

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Car Talk / Re: Lagos Traffic Laws And Penalties by westlife79(m): 4:56pm On Apr 04, 2017
Sketchandcraft:
For those that drives cars..
"Drive"
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by westlife79(m): 9:53pm On Mar 31, 2017
Aye e ko ni da op with this list. Only ycee is overated. E no go better for your service provider wey sell data for you.
Business / Re: Forbes- Top 10 Richest Men In Nigeria 2017 by westlife79(m): 9:52am On Mar 30, 2017
So Davido papa no make the list and the pikin dey shout 30b upandown. So na naira?

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Celebrates His 65th Birthday Today by westlife79(m): 7:51am On Mar 29, 2017
Ftc, I dedicated it to myself. He's never a handsome man, but respected

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Politics / Re: Lere Olayinka Blasts Stephanie Otobo Over Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal by westlife79(m): 7:10pm On Mar 13, 2017
No wonder PDP chose not to use you as their spokeperson.
Religion / Re: Keyamo Plotting To Clone My Voice, Kill Stephanie Otobo – Apostle Suleman by westlife79(m): 5:12pm On Mar 10, 2017
Crying foul!

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Meets With PDP Governors Over PDP Crisis by westlife79(m): 12:46pm On Mar 01, 2017
sinistermind:
Jonathan?? Really?? Believe me, nothing will come out from this gathering.
No i disagree, something will come out. They need his money.

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Religion / Re: Reverend Father Dances With Masquerade At St Paul's Feast In Anambra (photos) by westlife79(m): 9:23pm On Feb 21, 2017
NwamaziNwaAro:
grin
Being a priest is really tough and makes them mostly confused,

They JOIN the seminary due to parental influence when THE flesh hasn't been conquered and end up being regular men wearing cassocks...

They become habitual drinkers due to constant consumption of the communion wine,
get turned on/aroused listening to sexual confessions,

They are expected to be celibate, but they end up molesting male mass servers and married women
because
the profession forces them to be who they really aren't.

Body no be fire wood....ask Bisola. undecided

Just the other day, we saw one preaching with an automatic rifle.

You have a good anatical mind.
Politics / Re: Court Orders The Forfeiture Of Andrew Yakubu's $9.8m To FG by westlife79(m): 9:45pm On Feb 14, 2017
LivingHuman:
A Federal High Court sitting in Kano presided over by Justice Zainab B. Abubakar today ordered the forfeiture of the sum of $9,772,00 and £74,000 recovered from a former Group Managing Director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, Mr Andrew Yakubu to the Federal Government.

According to a statement by the EFCC, the order was sequel to an application by the EFCC seeking an interim forfeiture of the recovered money to the Federal Government.

The presiding Judge held that the recovered sum of $9, 772,000 which is now in the custody of the EFCC be forfeited to the Federal Government.

Read the full statement below;

"A Federal High Court sitting in Kano presided over by Justice Zainab B. Abubakar today ordered the forfeiture of the sum of $9,772,00 (Nine Million, Seven Hundred and Seventy-Two Thousand United States Dollars ) and £74,000 (Seventy Four Thousand Pound Sterling) recovered from a former Group Managing Director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, Mr Andrew Yakubu to the Federal Government.

The order was sequel to an ex parte application by the EFCC seeking an interim forfeiture of the recovered money to the Federal Government.

The ex parte application was moved by Salihu Sani, counsel for the applicant.

In her ruling, Justice Zainab held “That the sum of $9,772,000 (Nine Million, Seven Hundred and Seventy-Two Thousand United States Dollars) and £74,000 (Seventy Four Thousand Pound Sterling) which are now in the custody of the applicant (EFCC) are in the interim forfeited to the Federal Government of Nigeria”

It would be recalled that, on the 3rd day of February, 2017, operatives of the Commission had stormed a building belonging to the former NNPC boss and recovered a staggering sum of $9,772,000 (Nine Million, Seven Hundred and Seventy Two Thousand United States Dollars) and £74,000 (Seventy Four Thousand Pound Sterling) stashed in a huge fire proof safe. On February 8, 2017, Yakubu reported to the Commission’s Kano Zonal Office where he admitted being the owner of both the house and the money recovered.
Yakubu is still in custody assisting the investigation.

http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/02/court-orders-forfeiture-of-yakubus-98m.html
Is there any lawyer (SAN) that will defend this guy in court?

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Buhari And Trump Phone Call by westlife79(m): 11:44am On Feb 14, 2017
LIBSocials:
Ffk is always reacting like chemical
like hypo. Laugh don kill me here.
Jokes Etc / Joke Of The Day. by westlife79(m): 2:54pm On Feb 10, 2017
Strictly for laughs. Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a storey building. Their conversation went as follows: Ahmed: Omo e be like say na me that babe dey blow kiss UCHE: Guy leave that one jare, no mind am (then the lady signaled to him to come) Ahmed: Omo the babe dey call me sha UCHE: Ogbeni, no go Ahmed: why you go tell me make I no go? Fine babe like that dey call me, you say make I no go UCHE: Guy abeg no go, no go (feeling pity) (Ahmed ignored him and went over to the lady, she went to meet him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking. Lady: (on opening the window) ha! That's my husband. Ahmed: Yeh! Mo gbe ooo. Lady: Don't worry, just pretend like you're the laundry man and iron these cloths (pointing at a heap of cloths). Ahmed spent the whole day ironing clothes because the husband never left home again that day. The next day he went over to his friend's place. Ahmed: Omo, shey you know say na cloth I iron throughout yesterday. UCHE: Shebi I tell you make you no go? All that cloth wey you iron so, na me WASH THEM ;DStrictly for laughs. Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a storey building. Their conversation went as follows: Ahmed: Omo e be like say na me that babe dey blow kiss UCHE: Guy leave that one jare, no mind am (then the lady signaled to him to come) Ahmed: Omo the babe dey call me sha UCHE: Ogbeni, no go Ahmed: why you go tell me make I no go? Fine babe like that dey call me, you say make I no go UCHE: Guy abeg no go, no go (feeling pity) (Ahmed ignored him and went over to the lady, she went to meet him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking. Lady: (on opening the window) ha! That's my husband. Ahmed: Yeh! Mo gbe ooo. Lady: Don't worry, just pretend like you're the laundry man and iron these cloths (pointing at a heap of cloths). Ahmed spent the whole day ironing clothes because the husband never left home again that day. The next day he went over to his friend's place. Ahmed: Omo, shey you know say na cloth I iron throughout yesterday. UCHE: Shebi I tell you make you no go? All that cloth wey you iron so, na me WASH THEM
Politics / Alleged N26m Diversion: Fani-kayode Seeks Out-of-court Settlement. by westlife79(m): 9:49am On Feb 07, 2017
A former Minister of Aviation, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, on Monday, indicated his willingness to explore settlement options in his trial before a Federal High Court in Abuja on charges of fraud involving N26m which he allegedly received from the Office of the National Security Adviser in 2014.
Politics / Re: EFCC Grills Five Ex-nnpc Bosses Over $153m Transfer by westlife79(m): 7:45am On Jan 09, 2017
bankyblue:
Lubish.....if efcc grille people, who go grille MAJU? Who go grille LAMODE? Who go grille WAZIRE and even RIBADU should not be and expection.

Yeye govt.
Did you write in english?

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Religion / Re: Fulani Attacks: Stop Eating Cow Meat – Pastor Ikeorha Charges Christians by westlife79(m): 12:36pm On Jan 08, 2017
Proudlyngwa:
Dangote trucks causing accidents due to reckless driving.
Stop using Dangote Cement
OMG! Best quote of the year so far.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Shuns Lobbyists In Battle For Magu’s Job by westlife79(m): 9:27am On Dec 19, 2016
Atiku2019:
Dear Buhari Sack Magu Now..... But are there no trustworthy Igbos in the Nigeria Police Force who can become the Chairman of EFCC?

Buhari find a suitable Igbo Officer cool
. Sorry igbos dont do Police force, they do coke.
Politics / Re: Buhari Bans Importation Of Vehicles Through Land Borders,Nigerians React(Pics) by westlife79(m): 6:40pm On Dec 05, 2016
thesicilian:
Even those who don't have money to buy cars are reacting
OMG! Guy your mouth no good.

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Celebrities / Re: Solomon Akiyesi In Search For Third Wife [PICS] by westlife79(m): 10:06am On Nov 28, 2016
faaz24:
Oro re nfe Akiyesi
Lol, only Yorubas will understand.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Re-Arrains Omokore, 3 Others Over $1.6bn Oil Scam by westlife79(m): 11:15am On Nov 22, 2016
ichommy:

No, Nupe. grin
Guy 'Arraign' not arrange.
Politics / Re: Dasukigate: Jonathan Ready To Appear In Court - Vanguard by westlife79(m): 10:45pm On Nov 01, 2016
SamuelAnyawu:
He Remains the man loved by all Nigerians



We All Miss you GEJ
true that, loved by all flat heads made from heaven
Politics / Re: Ekitigate: Obanikoro is compromised, Fayose says in reaction to ex-minister by westlife79(m): 5:03pm On Oct 19, 2016
CuteSOLJA:
take him to the other room
Guy you dey worry oo.

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Politics / Re: Fashola At Work: Why Is No One Talking? by westlife79(m): 8:54am On Sep 11, 2016
Standing5:
God af messi on yhu. Constructed? The only construction by GEJ is your post.
. You nailed it guy!

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