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tope2000:
@david
i dey hia but i don't want u wettin ur boxers now, do we?

david is in trouble

StephenP:
https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/13.gif

buahahahahahhahhahaahahhahahahahahahahahahaaahhahaahhahahahahhahahahha   i don die

and tumfulu

DavidDylan:
nomanicole . . . another cleavage don land o, my brothers . . . see miracle!

buahahahahahahhahahhahaha oh gwad nlders r sthg else

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195509.msg3084688#msg3084688 date=1226620629]This is moving to pornography. . . . .
Jenny, u never told me this would lead to porn.
Groin massage on NL?? Make una pity Tumfulu na.[/quote]sweetie u should know that i love bad threads like hell

i don't have to go to work tomoro so i have time this night


see pastor daviddylan acting porn here

sillyboy:
Werrin dey happen between them?, tell me Whatever90

they r just friends

tope2000:
Lmao, I must be mad tonight

naaa u r inloff

nomanicole:
david, tope, whatever, mrcracker, sauron this thread is really cool,nice one here

my own contribution: all men are not the same, in as much as we have a lot of men out there who know nothing about self control.whether sag'd breast o! or full breast, as long as there's a hole, nothing do them. they'll just chuck the thing inside and the rest is history. but in most cases, men will always be men.

no try me sha,i'm a talented seductress and every man will not resist me even the chineke infested ones

preach on dearie,preach on,dis is a replica of jenny,ride on!!!!!!

but wait a minute shegirl,what I'm i hearing between u and jaybee,for real u once told me u r married,and ive been reading ur posts then and sm places u aint married,hope u aint contradicting yourself sweetheart


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-178453.0.html

now dis is davids death sentence

tope2000:
Heheheheehe

In my seductive voice - David sweetie, do you want me to wear that transparent camisole you bought me? Hmmmm . . . .  don't i smell nice?  yeah
Come here baby let me massage your groin for u

shegirl71:
@ poster,

It is nt right and i don't even think of cheating on my husband,I will rather get a divorce than cheat on him,Oh the reason is not far fecthed it is simply because i wont be able to forgive myself ever.

but in dis case sistawmn couldnt wait for a divorce before cheating

tope2000:
@david
In my seductive voice : David darlin does this bra really Enhance my cleavage very well or should i change it or better still off  it.  

tope na seductress oooo,see david,debo and sauron are already salivating

but for real have u guy ever wondered wat is like being seduced,u know watching a woman whine dat thing God gave to her in ur very before,flaunt them boobs wt transparent clothes or transparent g-string  c'mon dont tell me u dont drop ur saliva on d floor just staring at her,not to talk of d way u guys faint wen she presses all them stuffs on ur already charged body

its awesome isnt it?oya debo ,david and sauron talk true and leave pride

StephenP:
But I want to be seduced  

ok go meet tope,oops sorry shes already arranging to meet other men

tope d runs girl

StephenP:
@topic, I don't mind the seduction, not at all.

in dis case u r going to be d one seducing and not her seducing u

F u up:
Whatever are u being serious?then if you're suppose to be satisfied.what's all the wig,lipsticks,powder,fake nails,fake eyelashes for then?
why don you jst stay the way you're?lol

the fact dat pple do it does not make it right pple like me love it natural

get it again,d fact dat pple fix nails and stuffs like dat does not make it right,i bet u sm men dont like all dat shit on their babes


so im very much satisfied wt wat i have

debosky:
@ David

I've said I'm unseduceable  , and she said she can seduce anyone she wants, so we are a perfect match

@ Tope

I pity yourboobs    

I am unseduceable!!  

why r u pitying d thing naaaa,sicne u r unseduceable

bauahhahahahahahahhahahah silly and stephen abeg,i dont wanna laff,abeg u two r sthg else

two stubborn dudes

tope choose btw sharon oops sauron,david,debo and 4play

F u up:
what has he giving?women grow and the boobs grow too, some women with diet don't get big and that can affect their boobs too, what do you call that?if your boobs is huge!!!!!!!!!!!!very huge!!!!and you want it smaller, will surgery be wrong then?

yes,.cos im supposed to be contented wt wat gave me

tope na joke jare

DavidDylan:
since i am partially seduceable, it will be a perfect waste of her tremendous boobs/talents to seduce you when she can practice her skills with me

ok tope choose

debosky:
Don't derail this thread with all this breast and shoes talk  

I suggest we arrange a test of this seduction theory- I suggest you use Tope and myself as candidates - let's see if she can seduce me  

ole

F u up:
Why wont he?He gave us free will for a reason right?and if you think what you're doing is right, there's nothing wrong with it

a reason right?u mean changing wat hes given to u,to sthg else is called right?pls on this i dont agree wt u atall

tope2000:
@Chika
What you don't like, u change na
If God doesnt want us to do it, he wudnt let them know about silicone na

did he not make u know satan and his deceitful ways,does it mean u go begin follow satan

ur mum no do silicon but ur dad like am like dat


leave science and technology alone ojare

chika98:
I'm sorry so I wanted to look like Pam Anderson.

or ," i was trying to look attractive for daviddlyan"

F u up:
That she was trying to make herself look good, so that she'll feel good and have a good life(I don't think God we see that as something wrong)

u mean asking for things God gave to u to be changed by mere mortals is good life?and u think God will hear dat excuse ,for real

StephenP:
That is exactly what your girlfriend was yelling on my bed when I gave it to her from the back.

Odinma, kedu?

buahahahahahaha sillyboy and stephen abeg make una leave me abeg

odinma

chika98:
Dey dia they laff. Ask her and Star Jones. Surgery no good oo. Be content with what the Lord has blessed you with.

no mind tope,wat if u dont come out of that surgery alive,wetin u go tell God tope?

F u up:
Yeah if it's a fling or runs, but its a different matter when you talking about your wife, You have to be attracted to your wife in so many ways than one

thank you

tope2000:
hehehe. . . .  i hardly watch it

@chika
There is always surgery to fix it

enoff of being artificial,its got to be natural or nthing else

DavidDylan:
I insist it is not right. Boobs should be smooth, round, springy. they can sag later after the kids.

and since its natural what will u do,kill her,its not her fault naaa

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195509.msg3084490#msg3084490 date=1226617142]And women complain if a man's organ gets affected by the same gravitationalm force on earth.
This is so unfair.[/quote]the male organ is  strong and not as soft as d womans boobs,so why should there be a prob that is d only thing that pleasures a woman,a womans boobs can go sour but as long as d ass is there its managable,but what happens to mans organs,how will we women manage it?we want it intact abeg

4 Play:
I seduced her actually. . . . I asked to show her the real Big Ben and she fell for it.

u na how many woman u dey seduce,e be like say u get sexy body wey girls dey fall for

sillyboy:
StephenPenis.

Take your time ooo.

I wonder where the poster is sef. . . . . . I don vex !

sillyboy go sleep.no gist for u

@stephen

nwoke oma,obi uto umu nwanyi,kedu?

DavidDylan:
a single girl is not permitted to have droopy boobs. Its not right at all.

smtimes its in their body systems,even untouched virgins can still have sagging boobs,wen i mean untouched i mean those dat no man has ever touched

smtimes its nature,dats why u see sm pple especially whites going for boobs uplift,its not because they wanna flaunt it ,but cos it was sagging

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195509.msg3084450#msg3084450 date=1226616693]Married women are allowed to have dropping boobs. . . . .Afterall it has been sucked by ma children. They are exempted.
We are talking about single babes now. . . . . .The ones with little or no elasticity in their boobs.
Even ma mum would konk ma head. . . . .The money she spent on ma development woulda amounted to a waste. [/quote]so r u telling me after asking a girl out and she agrees ,u r gonna drop her cos she's got sagging boobs?

F u up:
You don't have to love the boobs ,you love the woman no matter what

may u live long ,oh gawdd u will live long

4 Play:
Did I see "breasts"?

yea d same tope used in seducing u

99% of men can be seduced one hand,when a woman sets out to get a guy,be u stubborn,tough,hard,holy,wicked,be u watever,its only a matter of time ,before she makes u start eating from her palms

no be men again?