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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195509.msg3083960#msg3083960 date=1226609157]How can gazing at a bum lead to ejaculation??[/quote]sweetheart its possible,very much possible

DavidDylan:
no  kidding, if u appeared in my apartment . . . the probability of something happening is 1.0  

Men are not that bad though, i've once had to refuse a chic several times before . . . being seduced by a girl u don't find attractive is like having a tooth extracted at the dentist.

wat if u dont find her attractive in d outside cos she looks like shit,but looks good in d inside(wtout clothes)wil u stil fall?

MrCrackles:


come make una carry fight go IRAQ oo!!

wats wrong wt her correcting me?is she perfect?why d sarcasm? sm pple dont know d diff btw typos and intentional mistakes

LadyT:
Hush jare!  And answer the question.

I was hoping your profile would have the definition of laps!!!

titilayo u r an old overiped fool,don't start wt me this night,dont just start

MrCrackles:
wetin be Yekini?!

Na ur house-bwoi name be that?!

na d name of that thing wey dey down ya legs

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195509.msg3083918#msg3083918 date=1226608687]Unless that bottom oozes out £50 notes. . . . . .
Who pre-ejaculates o'utta staring at a woman's butt?? [/quote]men dat appreciate d sexy nature of women

yicob:
Seduction leads to creative sexual imagination. Imagine acting the game before it becomes real.

take dis  




offtopic

_{pardon my english,i type very fast ,dats why i make  mistakes smtimes}

KarmaMod:
They use TB Joshua swear for you?

You've been advertising him for the past 2 days.

was about saying d same thing

tope2000:
Heheheheehehe, some how i don't blv that

must u fall for everyone of them


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195509.msg3083870#msg3083870 date=1226608078]Nah. . . . .It's premature ejaculation and it's a sexual disorder.
If u know any man suffering from those. . . . .send him to TB Joshua.[/quote]naa its also called d "bottom power of a woman on a mans yekini"

yicob:
You can't seduce me and go scot free.

wetin u go do?


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195509.msg3083826#msg3083826 date=1226607470]".It's a disorder known as PE.[/quote]no its called discharge of sperm

DavidDylan:
its cool, but it doesnt work 100% of the time. If i don't like you . . . too bad, there's nothing you can do.

and wat if she has a killer body?

MrCrackles:
_{i hope this is not another trouble about to start brewing on this thread!}

are u minding her?

ladyt wat r u looking for in my profile?

LadyT:
I have had this african english before but can someone please tell me what the hell is a womans LAPS?

I know what a womans lap is but what in Gods name is laps?

if u dont know its meaning then my dear,take d exit

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195509.msg3083791#msg3083791 date=1226606952]U have to tell us the kind of men u have been meeting. . . . .
Jerk Off a million times because they see a woman's laps.
What would they do in a strip club?? [/quote]touch them down there u will see how wet that place is

tope2000:
hehe. . . . . it makes them lose control , go kill ur mama, u will hear ok

only that one?tell them 2go get me a house in las vegas,a lexus" and u will hear them say "sweetie ur wish is my command"

MrCrackles:
Point of correction: Brash! don't jerk off

i hear u,just take a look at topes chest and see if u wont stain d whole boxers

chika98:
Jerk off 20 times ke?? The kini will fall off.

oh so u don't know men jerk off a million times when they see a womans laps?

tope2000:
Yes, i can. I think makes relationship stronger physically
Any man that finds seduction cheap is an Idiot and unromantic

sm of them actually give out their last penny when u seduce them ,seduction is one of d ways to get things from men(sm sha)

men:do u love been seduced?especially by your lovers?what r u views about it,sm people see it as being cheap,while some see it as fun,can u men seduce women?


ladies:what do u think about seduction,can u seduce ur partner,i mean seduce him silly ,we all know that men are so weak that with a little skill of body showing,they'll jerk off 20 times

tumfulu

this is nollywood

idupaul:
She is planning to poison u, but she aint just found tha right rat poison yet, be wary of her every move

buahahahhahahahahahha idupaul u r sthg else

tgirl i think u should stop adding side comments to the interviews

damiso:
whats is best about my married life?umm loads of things but what i really enjoy is the fact that i have someone who gives to me with no holds barred.(i have to return that too,so its not just about taking).

I lost my dad last week and i think my husband is one of the few things that has made me really bear this difficult period.I feel so lucky to have this person(apart from my siblings and mom) to actually share this grief with.I guess that is what he is menat to do but he has really been a pillar for me to turn to.Thank you babes, for making me smile through my tears and sorrows.I love you and i really wish you could see this.

huh? ur husband ,a thing?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=193458.msg3079797#msg3079797 date=1226542797][s]_{Sweetie! it's you! Awwwww. . . I thought you were Danke. . .} [/s]
I have missed you toooooooooooooo much!
I have so much to tell you.[/quote][s]danke was jenny b4 seun banned d id too ,then i logged on wt dis one,missed u too jare,how is u doing?[/s]

ah ,a whole amebo like me,abeg give me gist


dont mind chamo,hes always been known as a good dreamer

chamotex:
okay then, MADAM!


Thanks. I wish u the same

u still dey dream abi u better go wash ur eyes wt water

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=193458.msg3079781#msg3079781 date=1226542331]please add morenike, sima and smurf to that list. . . those are also part of his ladies.
The single ones never do am, e wan follow married woman dey talk.

I have said it before. . . if he's not careful, magun will deal with him o![/quote]hahahahahahha i swear u r one funny chic please don't forget to add tope2000 to d list too

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=193458.msg3079781#msg3079781 date=1226542331]And that was so beautiful, whatever90. I wish you both the best life has to offer.[/quote]thanks sweets

_{by d way its me jennykadry}

iyeayo:
Did I read this very well  , men do wink o.
But winking has no meaning to me sha, if the man wan do, let him voice it and see the result of his action. Some scientists think winking is a symptom of Tourette Syndrome 

men dont,forget age ,real men ,i mean matured men wont stoop so low

bois will,a 35 yr guy can still be a boi u know, and a 25 yr old guy can me a man,dats where maturity comes in

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=193458.msg3079763#msg3079763 date=1226541982]You're no longer oniranu. . . onisekuse ni e![/quote]buahahahahahahhhahah

chamotex:
awww baybee!, u didn't have to do this. I loff u too.

chamo who be ya baby e be like say u dey confuse me wt bluespice abi mbola

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=187592.msg3079716#msg3079716 date=1226540724]Nigerian accent is mint. . . . .It sucks only when tribal phonetics are applied to it.
There are some Nollywood movies where actors go with the Naija accent without faking and it sounds really nice.[/quote]remind me to give u a kiss laterz

but seriously naija accent is sweet wtout unncessary phonetics,as in so many of my african friends love it ,especially d kenyans,they can die for it

Why Do Nigerian Boys Wink Their Eyes At Girls?

boys wink,men dont

KarmaMod:
lol jennyi, which one be rugged bornagain egba mi 

the hot rugged and rough type of bornagain   u'll hardly know he even knows anything about God,until u hear him preach d bible  or pray

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=194790.msg3078795#msg3078795 date=1226524063]@ Taxi Driver

What an Idiot.[/quote]that is ehn my brother,i no fit type d whole story na just summary,this taxi man(r.i.p)died a wretched man,he went to the hotel,hotel attendant say no white man don come here ,say d rooms r fully booked,and d attendant was d same person on duty d same night d whiteman went in there oo,na so this man carry briefcase filled wt dollars go return for airport,the woman wey him give carry d money run immediately

d man sef lived in agboju(lagosians go know there) till him die

chamotex:
u too don dey write essay

i no know wetin d man dey complain for . . . . . . person wey suppose dey shopping mall dey price everything wey dey there.

u know say i no be essay writer i just remember d story of wetin my papa tell us wen we were younger

lysaa:
Is this suppose to be some joke? ok, hahaha u got me straightly cornered there. . but didn't go down well with me

still dont get u

I'm not telling u to spend it or report or watsoever

but blive me this might be a blessing in disguise,u may never know



a man from my village happened to be taxi driver,anyways d man has been through a lot,suffered and poverty has really dealt with him silly,until the day he carried a white man from d airport in lagos,and dropped him off at one hotel,d man thanked him gave him his name and contact details,but at d back of d car ,there was a brief case he left behind,this man did not see it until the nxt morning because he dropped d man very late in d night,d idiot showed his wife,and d wife tld them to just keep it and see what happens,d man refused took d money went to the hotel and d hotel attendant said ,nobody has louged into tis hotel for like 2 wks now ,because everywhere was booked,d taxi driver was like naaasaa,its not possible that he dropped d white man here,and saw him enter talking to an attendant,attendant say no white man came here

this man took d money to the airport,and gave it to one of these custom officers,d sharp woman took d money and promised to return it to the owner,d woman took d money and resigned that day,nobody heard from her,this taxi man became so poor that to feed sef na wahala,until one day he met a mad man on d street,this mad man told him that why did he return d money,that that monexy was a blessing on his way because of all d suffer ,but that hes lost his opportunity and should not pray and ask for prosperity again,d taxi man died a wretched man

this might look like tales by moonlight to u,but my father told me this story when i was 16 years,which my mum too confirmed