adedeji65: love to be ur friend then, prolly we should go beyond NL...

lemme consult d oracle. Send a pm too mi

Serious

Ego2: lemme consult d oracle. Send a pm too mi

av sent it , anticipating yr reply

kulkatty: Well this happened to a friend of mine. She was suppose to see a dude. Buh d dude couldn't make it maybe cuz he was scared of the way she would react if she sees him. So they decided to meet the next day. Behold dey met at a restaurant. The guy came and blind folded her. As she turned, she saw a MIDGET. Ma babe didn't know wah to do. All she just did *she touched the guys cheek and said. GOSH!!! you are so cute* ...another one, she saw a dude who put on a hooded shirt with face cap. She asked him to at least remve the cap buh d guy was forming. So as dey were so deep in gisting, she pulled off the cap. She saw LAKPA LAKPA(ringworm) all over his head. Ma babe just dusted d cap and put it on for him. She repented from having blind dates since then

Oxone:

hehehe what tiny line?

lifehacker: Met this down to earth girl on Facebook, well I added her because of what I saw on her profile picture,
she was my type, a girl geek, a coder,......I still thank God.
some days we would talk about ISCII Initiators and hating Windows 8, other days our love for Linux and the Legendary Linus Torvalds...I've never been so besotted, I believe its not everyday you get to meet someone who can argue logically the importance of FreeBsd and OpenBsd.
I was enchanted, but her beauty didn't have a hand in it,.....or maybe it just had a finger in it, it was so inconsequential I was bent on getting to know her fully, one day she asked to see me and I, ever ready, decided on the next day, - where? shoprite!

Eventually the next day came[took at least 3 pills of propofol]©
I set out dressed in my Google T-shirt, waiting for her, sat for at least 3o mins waiting, when at last she came, oh dear!
I didn't know whether to sit or run, to hide or pretend...... most heads were bent to her direction, expressions unreadable... or at least by me-I didn't care what the world thought about the creature walking towards me, JESU! this was too much! unbearable, that moment I knew I wasn't going to survive society's etiquette, I couldn't last that long sitting here facing this... this supermodel, I was going to run, yes, run.


Don't get me wrong, I wasnt caligynephobic, you just don't see this kinda girls without the paparazzi's camera trailing them. exaggeration? hell no, I can't exaggerate this one even if I wanted to, else I might have to invent new words.
Her legs weren't yam legs(I wouldn't have minded) straight long strips of bone embedded in skin and moderate flesh, she wore a gown that fit her like Cinderella, and she was moderately{and perfectly} blessed both ways[forgive me sweet] wore an enchanting smile that warmed your heart immediately, her smile was infectious and I found my self smiling sheepishly, her ethereal face was to be the subject of my dreams for days and that I was thankful for... I of course wanted to wake up every day smiling.
she got close enough and did a 360° spin, asking... 'how do I look?' and followed that with "you don't have a beard, cool". I laughed, and that was the pioneer of many laughs, perhaps a family of laughs. Not to overbear you guys with details, she was the best company in ages and the first (and only) person in my life I'd chose over my laptop. I never proposed.... our love grew past having to send love you text messages every hour,...we just sort of understood each other and loved ourselves, day I told her I loved her I wasn't uneasy or jittery or afraid of her response...... I just knew! (and she did too).
though I cant say same of my friends and so many people I know, I guess that's how love should be, and I guess I was plain lucky!

imo...best so far... i hope your story ends with 'and they lived happily ever after'

all dese stories u ar sharing ...(u know d rest)

[b] As for me blind dating aint ma thing but i just keep being cut up in them..like this chick i met on 2go 3 years ago..i really cant remember how i met her but i think a female friend of mine shared her with me. :-)
Seriously speaking ,i never thought for one day that i could be interested in online chickatoos ..even my friends thought i was gay(especially that harlot uchena..dat guy na prick)

Back to the super story..this girl and i were like 5 and 6 online..i remember vividly the only time am online is when she was online. and to make things super testaronically awesome..the babe rich die..her dad owns an automobile dealing company..i was already seeing my name as a future son inlaw (WILSON MOTORS) DAMN! my imaginations were always with me...she told me her love for fair guys..for mind i was like ..atleast am not too dark
But something wasn't right..i havent still met this hot suya face to face..my friends yabbed my life ..saying i was in love with a ghost..i got fed up and called her line..i told her i wanted to meet her..she agreed and we met at chapel secondary school Ilorin.

she was.. she was... IT was...HORRIBLE.. TOO TALL..SKINNY AND HAD DARK COLOURED eyes surface like dat of patience ozokuwor playing a widow in tears ..i couldn't look at her..Jesus could have made rapture occur dat day..
we talked and she still had d guts too say i was skinny and she thought i was YERROW IN COMPREKSION..for my mind i be like your fada..

matters Didnt get worse till she dated all of my friends one after the other.. all of dem aimed her Ego [/b]

Creamish:

can we go on a blind date? your profile pic is making me want to commit
pls dont say no, cus i'd really love to see the rest of that pic, especially the front

Creamish:

WE NEED PROOF!!!


CC: DRE11

creamish........

I see ur brakelight.......
Whats up?

dre11:

creamish........

I see ur brakelight.......
Whats up?

guy off your head-lamps

BluePearls:

guy off your head-lamps

have u off ur own......

BluePearls:

can we go on a blind date? your profile pic is making me want to commit
pls dont say no, cus i'd really love to see the rest of that pic, especially the front

heheheee...so dat u will come and post ur own story of how im not d person on my profile and how short, black, ugly and fat i am ba? *jump & pass*

dre11:

creamish........

I see ur brakelight.......
Whats up?

Someone said ur d cutest guy on NL...so i juss say make u post pix...nurrin else..

I noticed alot of sob 2go stories....never been on dat site/mobile app/watever d'hell it is.. does it mean dat no one has ever gotten a good experience from 2go?

Creamish:

Someone said ur d cutest guy on NL...so i juss say make u post pix...nurrin else..

she is mah sister.....
So, she know alot about me

so, whatever she said.......... just believe

dre11:



she is mah sister.....
So, she know alot about me

so, whatever she said.......... just believe

hmm.... ok. EOD.

Creamish:

heheheee...so dat u will come and post ur own story of how im not d person on my profile and how short, black, ugly and fat i am ba? *jump & pass*

i promise i wont post any of that...only nice things.. instead of short, ill say not too tall...instead of black ill say she's not fair..instead of ugly, ill say she looks like lupita nyong'o

pls jump into my arms and tell dre11 to off his head lamps

Creamish:

hmm.... ok. EOD.

kill that bee that is making that hmmm sound close to u before its stings u

BluePearls:

i promise i wont post any of that...only nice things.. instead of short, ill say not too tall...instead of black ill say she's not fair..instead of ugly, ill say she looks like lupita nyong'o

pls jump into my arms and tell dre11 to off his head lamps

LMAO...but Lupita isnt ugly tho...somehow somehow sha...

Creamish:

LMAO...but Lupita isnt ugly tho...somehow somehow sha...

so can we go on that blind that?.. don't mind that bee doing hmm close to your ears... you know bees have honeys

BluePearls:

so can we go on that blind that?.. don't mind that bee doing hmm close to your ears... you know bees have honeys

Iv got the cutest bobo ever liveth...and hez on NL..make he no skin me alive biko. Uv been off NL for a long while else ud av noticed sha.

Creamish:

Iv got the cutest bobo ever liveth...and hez on NL..make he no skin me alive biko. Uv been off NL for a long while else ud av noticed sha.

he won't mind, i've asked him.
just one harmless blind-date

BluePearls:

he won't mind, i've asked him.
just one harmless blind-date

I have a very very pretty, humourous and charming (missneveradullmoment) friend called shoefreak. Lemme intro u to her for ur blind date. Ul thank me later.


Oya Shoefreak show face!!

Creamish:

I have a very very pretty, humourous and charming (missneveradullmoment) friend called shoefreak. Lemme intro u to her for ur blind date. Ul thank me later.


Oya Shoefreak show face!!

i like you die!!!
hope she's not like jada pinkett and nyon'g put together o?

Creamish:

I have a very very pretty, humourous and charming (missneveradullmoment) friend called shoefreak. Lemme intro u to her for ur blind date. Ul thank me later.


Oya Shoefreak show face!!

Ehen! Pix?

BluePearls:

he won't mind, i've asked him.
just one harmless blind-date

*clears throat*

BluePearls:



i like you die!!!
hope she's not like jada pinkett and nyon'g put together o?

If i have to describe her, u will dehydrate due to excessive mouth-watering! Seeing is sure as hell believing!..no adjective can qualify her beauty...plus she get dat raw s3xy ajepako trait sometimes...makes her so much more appealing...

where SHOEFREAK na?!!

Oxone:

*clears throat*

except you're the guy she's referring to, park well for corner!!!

Oxone:

Ehen! Pix?

Lolz...u too?...but i tot i saw u wit some yallow baby one time?

Creamish:

If i have to describe her, u will dehydrate due to excessive mouth-watering! Seeing is sure as hell believing!..no adjective can qualify her beauty...plus she get dat raw s3xy ajepako trait sometimes...makes her so much more appealing...

where SHOEFREAK na?!!

chai!! my mouth is watering already and my heart is beating drums too
i hope i won't miscalculate when i meet her

BluePearls:

except you're the guy she's referring to, park well for corner!!!

Do you need to be told? Abeg park well jor

Creamish:
Lolz...u too?...but i tot i saw u wit some yallow baby one time?

You're the only yellow baby for me

i was only asking cos i want to know all your friends

BluePearls:

chai!! my mouth is watering already and my heart is beating drums too
i hope i won't miscalculate when i meet her

your own don finish