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lauryn:
notin
U and Whitelexi dey fight? Y d pikin dey ignore U?

I aint ignoring muki, we're kool . . . and i no be pikin

Donzman:
They make very good wives, exceptional ones at that!

Is that not what u want as a man

Genial:
They like meat, that's what.

Not all sha

Donzman:
Hmm. . .Whitelexi, lucky guy!

Calabar girl huh?

Wetin do calabar girls

Pink

@Jerrymaniac

kitaun:
Oh!! White is happy u pasted it, i take back my reservations then!!

Trust me, when i smile or laugh, just . . . . RUN!

LOL

This one don pass press conference, I'll have to be careful the way i talk now
Nice one Jerry, my turn dey come

kitaun:
Whitelexi, i won't advise we cross paths because we hardly have much in common, even Jackal wouldnt object to my calling him Jackass because thats how we roll, so i don't see who is hating the game or the player, cheers!

Well, Jackal may not mind but I dont get down like that; I will advise u be careful about sensitive issues if u dont wanna cross paths cos i dont like words like 'jackass'

kitaun:
Whitelexi, meaning what??

Meaning count your teeth with your tongue

kitaun:
Jackass?

Shoot a dog in the leg _{dont hate the player hate the game}

King, Hubby, Na wah oh!

ThoniaSlim:
@whitelexi
good night love,swt dreams of me

Gud nite luv

This one aint cyber, it will be the very first NL real life testimony

LOL, you're waiting for on-the-thread-discussions? You'll wait forever

Genial:
And the other one was. . . ?

. . . . . Ordained on nairaland by man, and one sided too

This love was created and ordained in heaven

LOL

Knives ke?

Bring the US Marines

ThoniaSlim:
funny enough,i have watched everything with lots of amusement,so i declare it open,am in love with Whitelexi

I never thought i'd see this day and i also declare my luv for ThoniaSlim

Let the wedding begin

I didnt say a word

ThoniaSlim:
and my crush is

LOL, Spill it if u pls

Seconded!

A chick that will grow into a cock can be spotted the very day it hatches, I aint fightin over no one, will never do that
Remember that it is not what you are called, but what you answer to that matters

_{I have spoken}

I can't stand a nag: I'm cool and calculated and excessive nagging will end up making me lose my cool I will hate it, not because she nagged, but because i lost my cool
It is better to eat tasteless food, or add some salt and pepper to give it taste, than to eat good food when the nag wont let it digest properly.
I will go for the wife that cannot cook well, i could teach her, get some take away, or cook by myself; but the key issue is that we are happy as we eat it.

ThoniaSlim:
hmmmmmm

@thoniaslim: whats the hmmmmm about

Whats all the hype about different languages Anyways, my date knows herself; i need not speak at all

It is an ambitious strike; but still a strike sha
LOL@fredsmith

Give it your shot guy, but what i really dont understand is if you would back down just cos there's someone who also wants to go for it Thats a bit out of order u know

Uche2nna:
Oppression of who and whom


@ Jerrymania and whitelexi let us settle this with 100 strokes of hot bulala(whips) on the ass whoever does not flinch or wince gets Mukibaby. That is da tradition in her place

Oya who goes first

HEHEHE

michelin89:
@ toy boy
Na you be that guy? Abeg who tell you say you fine? That person needs to go to the oculist!

Your post speaks for itself you're already in love. Toyboy is good looking and any realistic chic in the house will acknowledge it. It makes sense to appreciate good things so that they may come your way.

_{I have spoken}

@toyboy: Carry go! Nothing dey happen

Guy! You be real ferari oh! _{just kidding} The best way to handle it without hurting anyone is to try and kill the love slowly, become invincible, stop visiting and returning calls; Stop the sweet words, stop the hope, become too busy to honour commitments. The key is to do it slowly, dont give an immediate impression that u want out!
But in all u do, make sure there is one left for u, make sure u spend all the time and resources with the one u love the most, if things go wrong for the two of u, u can always lean back and reach out for the second best _{if she's still available sha}because u didnt hurt her in the first place

What days??

Oya, Testimony time oh