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Funny thing about this whole thing is that the girls that make the loudest argument about this are usually the most greedy ones who think of nothing but making materialistic ends meet by all means whether hook or crook. . . Such women have no regard for men or respect and usually end up kicked out on the side.

Adaowerri leeee

Would u rather he finds another val for himself

Even if its just for val's day? If your answer is NO, then shaarraapp and go and perform ya duties ma friend!

Abekeade08:
Valentine Match ups,

So far we have:

Abekeade/Ebony/Elvsmike/platinum-----) quadruple sin valentine----yay (ya'll watch out for our home made video, coming soon)-I am a little worried about Elvmike blowing his back out sha.

Uju is still available since whitelexi didnt officially ask- NL guys make una ask quick before you lose your chance ooh.

Ayettymama/galatico---) potential triple sin with jacquan since ayetty is still lusting after him. Don't know how glatico would feel  about sharing his girl

Tkb/stillwater

Nana and (bigrod)---) Still waiitng on Nana to accept. Nana get here this minute and say yes or no

Smooth/Gabry------)Ben find your own woman?

190/Amaka-----) hmm don't know about this 190 bobo sha. Anyway sha wetin be my own

SO FOR THIS BIG NAIRALAND WITH ALMOST 500,000 MEMBERS, ONLY 5 VALENTINE NL MATCH-UPS?? oya comon guys and girls don't be shy, let us know who you would like to be your Valentine.

Oh no u didnt!!

@Uju Leave the long story, u know i'm a man of my words and i like being spontaneous. . .  My pocket is telling me the truth, come with me and your dreams will become reality

@Uju

Need i say more?

Henry, abeg, make sure she calls! No call am ohhh!!!

^^^ Na your plan be this??

oyinda.:
I don't see any paradox in that. It is common sense and human nature. even your "cousin's cousin's uncle" (male!!) will come to claim you once you win lottery talkless of love interest.

you whitelexi, if you are chasing a very beautiful girl and later six months later, you find out that she's been involved in a car crash that disfigured her face and skin so that she has now become ugly, will u still go chasing her?

to me, there is no paradox in all these. yeah it's very shallow and self serving. but it's all part of human nature.

If she don gree b4 that accident i wont just disappear, but if she's been stringing me along, and chopping my money but not giving me an answer. . . I'll be gone in far faster than 60seconds. . . Very very fast oh!

Let's all return back to common sense and practice green dating

Any girl that creates too much expenditure [CO2] in this age of Economic meltdown [Global Warming], we need to return and get a more green one plus the govts offering £2000 as exchange stimulus

tkb417:
i havent said im a high flyin jiggar
i can post from cyber restaurant if i so wish. at least i can surf the net
my prob is u brokeass formin ninja on NL

tell us hw u got to London oluwole

_***Death***

Cheese and rice

Temilade£:
Nope, he's not a poor bloke. He lives in expensive part of town, has a touareg and kawaksaki motor bike.He also owns his own home.

If thats the case, then its either a test, or he is probably investing in something that is tying down his cashflow, or he doesn't fancy u!

^^ You certainly are not a jerk my dear

sweetpie23:
maybe he's poor

Yeah, maybe he's struggling now

It doesnt mean he will remain like that tomorrow

ayettymama:
it will never make sense to a monkey!

A piglet never made sense, it only grunted and smelt worse than a skunk

^^Abeg carry that ya tiny broke backside comot here abeg!!

U no dey make sense at all at all

daylae:
@poster The guy just migth be testing u!

Or he might be building a massive house in naija

ayettymama:
me??
lazy??
do you know me??
do you know what i do??
where i am??
how much i earn??
abeg i beg monkey
gerrout!

shaite goes round in circles biatch, when u throw stones, u should expect to get hit too!
U dont know shaite about me, who i am, where i work, what i do, how i do. . .  So why should a piglet like u call me a broke ass nig? That tells me alot about u to start with, cos u lack respect and u expect respect in return?? Biatch plsssssssssssss

ayettymama:
three words for all of you

BROKE backside NIGGAS!!!

Three words for u. . . Lazy ass Biatch!

Interesting

She never calls back and she wants credit?? Kai menini

I've developed a new fool proof Ijerkradar that can intelligently spot a jerk from a mile

Ujujoan:
^^^ There's nothing wrong with FOC . . . if you guys don't keep 'bragging' about it!

Like u dont know that girls brag about guys??

I've seen many jerks but the word jerk would still glorify a few so its best not to call them jerks but wobbles

If u can think of the lowest lows in womanity, thats where they belong. . . I keep thanking God daily for emancipating me from such terrible positions. Wonders shall never end

Any responsible naija man will frown at this. . . Its in the nature of a naija woman to start being overbearing when left to handle family responsibilities for even a week!

Whats wrong with FOC??
Must a girl feel like she's being cheated when she gives it FOC?? Is she not also recieving the same thing FOC??
Abi una think say e easy to dey hump for hours just to make sure she's repeatedly screaming out in pleasure

£5 a plate of Chinese. . .  Why wont he complain? Cos u go on 2 dates and thats £20 which is not much but which can also prepare u a pot of chinese!!

Why dont u suggest u guys go shopping at Sainsbury's or Tescos and u can buy stuff for u to cook a pot instead?? Abi u no sabi cook?

^^Now they contradict themselves

One talk one thing, another talk another. . . Kai yarinya!!!

afrobaby:
their is this song that was sang by one of the popular yoruba musician, apology to those swho doesnt understand yoruba, it says
omo baba ta ni ise wun, ko wa wi
which means is their anyone who wants poverty or is in love with poverty, let him/her say so, no one wants to suffer, money is good
but the fact still remain that u cant totally erase money away from relationship when it comes to girls neither can u totally erase xes from relationship when it comes to guys, so lets just open our eyes
funny topic, I hope this is not a personal experience@poster

You mean, u hope its a personal experience??

Moyola:
Naa! money is juz 1 of d mainz

And what are the others

Ebonyeyes:
WTF? Is he my father? I would kick box his arse out of my life.

I no marry again. . . Carry your make up kit back to ya father's house!

A few weeks ago in the UK, a team of 6 IT professionals won the Euromillions lottery jackpot of £85million.
One of them had actually been chasing a chick for months, spending all his hard earned money on her to please her, but she kept leading him on and mouthing him off with her friends saying he's too chav, his dressing and general appearance was not appealing and he was not fun to be with. . . After like 6 months she finally told him straight off that he stood no chance with her on the friday his syndicate played the lucky numbers.

Dude walks into the office the very next monday only to discover he was now a multi millionaire, news spread, chick hears it, and now the same chick desperately wants a relationship with him. . .

Why are women like this?

Cos our women fail in their duties. . . and they just wont learn