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Can u even get a healthy erection when angry

Depends. . .

If she's a liability like that mistake of a girlfriend that only knew how to collinus, and not how to donatus. . . Very very sharply, i'll trade her in

But if she's my type, that understands my needs, and treats me right. . . To hell with the money, we will manage what we have

Moyola:
Wouldnt yu begged either if them to b yur gurl, had yu met them b4 thier rise to fame? ehn!
Unto thine own self b true!

Nope, not my type. . .  sorry  All my past girlfriends resemble themselves

TOPE2000!:
Trust Lexi to have some kind of theory


@Post
some ppl still dont understand what i am tryin to say

Yes we knw that men cheat. . . its in u guys DNA
but why do some men cheat with women that arent up to their wives calibre?
in beauty, sexiness or poise

Their wives may be finer but there are other factors like the actual amount of time she has for her so called husband. . .  Many of these girls have a hectic schedule of activities like shows, training, make-up, yoga, interviews, events, etc. . .  Their men also get to meet people and often get tempted by women who are more well rounded and have more flesh in key areas!

Tee_Jay:
True talk, most of these so called fine girls are so shallow that past the layers of maybelline and max factor there is hardly anything else to sustain a relationship, once the man sees past that he just moves on to the next woman,

You only need to look at katie price aka jordan to know where i'm coming from. . .  How many men she don born pikin for now?? How many marriages she don enter comot??

Silly girls that dont have any respect for the institution of marriage!

Tink_sh:
Thats rubbish!! I have both and i know many girls that have both. Some have one or the other. Whatever!!!

Even u wey be oyinbo, wey suppose close ya mouth cos una own yansh na for side belle, still dey talk??

Oyinbo resemble wetin God mould finish come use flat pan slap the yansh

Moyola:
Didnt Mr Cole cheat on Mrs Cole before she started fighting for this love?!

B.t.w. Ms burke n Ms Lewis were foinne gurlz even b4 they made it!

Na lie, ms lewis looked like a cross between a lion and a bunny while ms burke looked like a girl sulking cos she'd been forced to eat too much akamu

Thats usually the result of a girl who started sleeping-with men before her hormones started functioning, thereby causing a chemical imbalance in the system that the system then attempted fixing by releasing too much of the wrong hormone. . .  It usually ends up with either no yansh and massive kegs, or no kegs but massive yansh

She will recieve money monthly for the running of the home cos she'll be working too. . .  A big no-no to the joint account, and she'll be extremely lucky to even see a payslip!

Fine girls cos they make up when they come on set. . .  Very ordinary without make-up.

These men think they're the luckiest people cos they see them on set, it usually changes when they wake up next to them to realise those inner things that u and i cannot ever know.

Mrs Ashley Cole was busy singing Fight for this love, Bros Ashley was busy arranging another chic - a mother of 2 for that matter

Just cos a girl looks pretty does not certify her activities in other departments. I can bet my life that cheryl is crap in bed cos she cant even wind her waist if she has one

I've seen a few girls when they were nobodies, girls on xfactor like Ms Burke, and Ms Leona Lewis, but once they hit it big, cosmetics steps in and they suddenly look so hot, lol!

In summary, those girls have their own faults, like drug abuse etc, and some men just dont like the publicity, plus the publicity turns them girls into something else too

pro01:
How come a great deal of women are never grateful (in the end) for all the resources a man commits on them during a relationship? No matter how little or great your 'investment' on them, all is bound to come to nought. In the event of a break up (induced, perhaps, by her discovery of a higher bidder), they scorn you and cynically remember only your shortcomings. Remind them of all the good, and all the effort and resources you wasted on them, their demonic response would be something like this: "and so what? Whats the big deal there? Didnt i also invest my time (& body)? Hiss. Cos you bought me some stuff I won't hear word. There are men who buy new cars and houses for their women and yet they don't talk."

Why oh Why are most women like this? So, my brothers, beware of that girl you're depleting your account for. When you break up, you will not get even a simple 'THANK YOU'.

Sorry folks but i have to agree with the OPs school of thought, not cos he's talking of women but cos i've seen the same trend and it only spikes into one direction with naija girls.
The OP mentioned all these happening when a relationship ends, but dude, it happens even when the wooing starts and runs a smooth curve throughout the lifecycle of the relationship.

Funny enough, it seems prevalent with those girls who constantly ask themselves what always goes wrong with their relationships. . .  Those ones that want to rule their men. . .  They usually end up single for long spells for the same reason, and little wonder why

Experience has taught me not to spend on silly stuff anymore. . .  Just do the necessary, those ones that wont even dent your cashflow, maintenance funding, small gifts, nothing more! cos if u go beyond that u become a cash cow.
They will milk u to the extent that your mum or family wont even come into the picture anymore. . .  Its all a learning curve, mine was very straight and fast!

_{Call Credit, Perfumes, wrist watches, Mobile phones, Digital Cameras, Laptops, Gold jewelery, house rent, cars, house. . . The list is endless!}

Ujujoan:
@ Trimandtrendy

Oops, sorry I didnt notice this till now. I sent you an e-mail sha, hope it's not too late!

Okay, now let the gossiping begin

There are now alternatives. . .  Adoption, or other methods of conception

Women generally dont like polygamy

chipmunkey:
btw how many girls have you broken up with?

I really cannot remember. . . However, that example is a classic - works all the time! Even leaves them feeling like they were at fault

^^^My friend, get into that kitchen and wash up those plates, and stop showing me your 32 teeth!

Dude, some girls just have S-E-X written on their foreheads. . .  u see them and u just get the message. . .  If such a girl was your girlfriend, how do u think u can stop other guys from seeing exactly what u saw when u toasted her??  And if she's the flirty type - as they are most of the time, how do u expect those unsuspecting guys to know she even has a boyfriend when she's the one flirting with them?

Must u have a hug? Well, i just dont have one for u right now!!!

Why cant u understand that there are times a brother has to worry about the serious things in life!!

And i actually thought u were different. . .

Ohhh no! not another nagging bitching lady

ima1:
times have changed and that silly naija man ego thing needs to be done with.

After all the noise, they still end up marrying a naija man and doing the same things they call lame

Description fits Ebonyeyes perfectly

When a girl buys u chocs

1. If u trust the girl, chop the thing and say "thank u very much"

2. If u no trust am, give it back and say "Thank u very much"

Dont call her more than once a day, slowly reduce that to once a week, be patient. . .  She'll complain about it, try and sound reassuring, tell her its work or a project thats taking all your time. . .  Continue in this vein, u will surely notice things change after 2 weeks or thereabouts.

If she's pretty and commands alot of attention from guys, she'll soon start drifting on her own - which u can use against her. . .  Or u can react when she starts over-bugging u about not giving her enough attention, that would be a good moment to tell her that u r tired of her nagging about this issue and u can see that the explanations u have given are clearly not good enough for her and so u want her to just leave u alone!!

Over the next few days, stay away from her, avoid calls, and stay on your own. . .  She will see the handwriting on the wall, it may take time but she will finally see it - even if she's blind!

tpia.:
@ whtielexi
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give it a rest will you

u nko?

Instead make una advice the yeye girl to respect her husband, una dey promote guerilla warfare. . . Fuelled by the poster's bias, una wan encourage divorce abi??

See the reason for many single parents today?

Many of them cannot remember mumsy asking popsy to go and wash the dishes but they want their husbands to do that for them. . . I say thats hopeless laziness!

Many can argue that times have changed but neither love nor respect has changed, and as long as these remain constant things cannot change. . . u lose your respect as a woman when u delegate your duties!

Why are Chelsea players so damned bad on their away games, whether on the pitch or in their matrimonial homes, they just seem to blow it all up!

Few yrs ago it was Lampard, few weeks ago it was Terry doing a team mates babe, and now its Ashley cole doing another chick as his wife was singing "Fight for this Love" on stage!!!

Chelsea, shame on u, what sort of legacy do u leave behind for your young supporters

honeric01:
when last did you see her online?

Ages ago, dem jealous girls scared her away. . .  But we talk on phone.

@Topic: Do Maray, and soooooo do Ebony just to punish her so she cant walk afterwards, and boy! i'd enjoy every minute of it!
Ditch: FL Gators, Daphoenix, DisturbiaSlim, Chika98, and a few others i cant be bothered to think of
Date: My Uju, Luxoire, Busy_body. . .

I probably can. . . but i may then focus too much on the wrong hunger, so much so that my Lent would then look like ordinary life.

2 months pregnant ohhhhh

Pregnancy starts showing as from the 3rd month, its not as if she's carrying a massive belly bump that everyone around knows on sight that she's pregnant. . .  When my mum was at that stage, she was probably still playing tennis and footie. . . Even men are now having babies after s-e-x change sef

Like seriously, she needs to get off that her lazy backside and get her affairs into order!!!

seguntijan:
as for me i will employ a housemaid for her

LMAO

No go employ Ekaette oh, she go surely get belle

They just dont know what we mean bro. . . Maray is a beauty. . . The complete african cutie, forget the height, many of those who wont post their pics are even shorter.
She's probably 5"7 or 5"8 and thats good enough for a woman. God blessed her abundantly where many are in deficit. . . She is like the HSBC in Uk where RBS also is on the brink

Dude she can only dictate such things if u r still under her care and living in her house. . .  I feel for u but u dont need the cops for anything, your mum is still your mum, u can only fight for your love if its worth keeping!