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The smell of the fart actually gives a reliable indication on what the shaite would be like. . . Time to buy that fabreese spray

Who the hell is Elvismike?? I'm hearing that name for the 1st time.

Rubbish. . . She had better prepare to sleep at her girlfriend's place!

Girls toast me all the time, but there was only one of them that i really took seriously. . . The others, i just slept with cos i felt it was some sort of community service - necessary evil! Only hunters'll understand that!

Tink_sh:
Neither of them do it for me, sorry!!!

Perhaps i'll do it for u then. i'm like in between. . .

Good for u son. . .  No go on and prove her wrong!

na2day?:
and we all know her too

Children die of saying what they havent seen. . . Adults die of seeing stuff and saying nothing!

This shaite freaks me out. . .  I feel bad about it!

na2day?:
trying to put up a fight, give me that heart asap!

Give u that bomb u mean

@topic:

Its hard to say who i date and who i ditch cos peeps change. . .  Many enemies last yr are now my good friends, those who wrote me off and even finished me on NL are now close enough for me to know how sweet they really are in person!  Of course some good pals of last yr are even closer to the heart this yr too so it is a tight one. . .

I'll date many but there's only one really special chick for me and she knows herself!

Its called indiscipline, nothing wrong with u but that.

There's a species of women who get high when a compliment is passed on to them by a stranger. . . i love ur smile, u've got lovely hair or skin etc and they're already in ur palms cos they respond by saying something like: ehhhnn? what do u like about it? - they want to hear more, they want u to prolong it and from there it gets to another level, and then ooops i did it again!!!

Get a grip abeg!

Gabry:
^^^ And guys whom still suck on their thumbs whil drinking pesturized milk!

Ouch ouch ouch

Ujujoan:
@ Mannylex

rotflmao . .

It's not fair oh, dats no way to treat a newbie. You shd welcome her with love and not mock her!

Maybe i should start doing that to u

Spontaneity, impulsiveness. . .  Thats the word, be yourself, express yourself. . .  Its only in naija that it is a crime to sleep with a girl on the first date.

Everywhere else, u can sleep with a total stranger and say thank u very much, then wave goodbye and part - never to meet again!

Mannylex:
@whitelexi, i'm new 2 nairaland my gf is always here till late at nyt, so I came 2 c wat she's bin doing, i'll change it

u dont owe me any explanations, i was only kidding about.

The truth is. . . Me i have given up on naija babes in the UK.

Now i want to come to the US, if i get a good job of course I'm just rolling my resume into strategic areas and hopefully something will happen soon.
Make una welcome me well ohhh

^^Hehehe

Why's ur username like mine? Eh

I turn on when i want to, u dont have to do anything to force that!

I turn off when i notice a girl is forming to be something that she isn't. . .  That usually leads to one thing - we wave goodbye!
If she's totally immature about anything, its a huge turn off. . .   If she lacks a mind of her own, and she needs permission to do virtually everything, then we have nothing in common

Tip: The finest ones are the most empty headed

Which kind of enjoyment is there in pimping? lol! If na guy i go understand, She's suffering in silence abeg!

@Topic: Girls that make comments that make me actually sit and think. . .  Girls like:

Uju - My best debate was with u and u sometimes make me wonder
Luxoire - Realistic to a fault
Busy Body - Always a strong breath of freshness
Finemocha - I cant date u - and we both know why, but your contributions are always a welcome relief
Ebonyeyes - make your head no swell ohhh
Secretz
Platinumnk - Surprise surprise
Iice - I feel she should post more
Spikedcylinder - very good sense of humour
FL Gators - Funny enuff, i still dont know why but i'd be lying if i didnt include the name.
Ibkaye - She's small but reasons like an adult
Gabry - makes me see things from a foreigner's point of view and thats always interesting
Michelin99 - Very sporadic, but sometimes suddenly throws in a winner

And a few others who dont post regularly enuff.

Ask him to give me some time and privacy. . . Sir!

I know u're not in leeds, but u recognised leeds from a pic i posted a while back which means u know leeds at least.

sexyLeamon:
lol see self praise

Very high quality self praise oh!!
I'm my number 1 fan!!!! I love me!!!!!!!!!!

Wife material full NL. . . I am a living testimony

Sorry ladies, i'm taken for val's day

na2day?:
DEATH! ! ! i dey ooo, how your side?

I dey very well. . . Decided to go on the down low for a while and u know what that means
Anyways, how leeds? I've been visiting there often these days, nice city, nice clubs, nice peoples

@OP having a mad crush is ok, nothing new there.
A crush means u want him in between your legs. . . which is fair enough
However, since u have no profile pic, he may not like u when u meet, but that wont normally stop u shoving a slice of the pie down his throat.
After eating the pie, i hope u wont blame him for eating it and leaving u sha?

na2day?:
ain't that the truth!

Bros mi, longest time

@Topic: Either that or they're astronomically fugly, so bad that even as a last resort they still get rejected

I never take at face value, what ever comes out of a naija gurl's mouth. . . In the end it will only depend on your power of negotiation

Any naija girl that says "I'm single and i'm loving it!", actually means "I hate myself, i always blow it when its starting to look really good and yet i always feel too proud to go back and apologize to him!".

They just hate to do certain things even if their lives depended on it, but they prefer to grieve in silence and put up a smile in public
Who are they deceiving? We know the truth!

u may go now, this conversation is over