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Driving fast cars on a lonely freeway

Flaws - Too many

Plus - They never bother me

Lol@Unindependence

Ujujoan:
Patience ( we ladies can be 'trying')

Caring (most women date because they need a man to lean on)

Intelligent

Respectful

Generous (being rich is not a guarantee of that)

Good looking

You ladies certainly are trying!!!

Spend money on a chick at your peril, wise men go for the kill first and if the kill was well worth it, we spend wisely!

If u r fugly, if u r a bush person, if ur english makes people run for cover, if u cannot take care of a man, how do u expect to lure a handsome man?

If i have to be honest, they are the direct opposites. . . I think my NL personality is full of controversy but still better than my real life personality!

In real life, i'm too gentle for my liking

People are usually shocked when they meet me in person.

Ujujoan:
That's the idea

So na your plan be this abi?

^^^Remix that thought sharp sharp!!

Whitelexi and Lexiwhite are both male. . . and then some

^^^Thats an expression of my personality in NL kingdom

Who else can drag u down to a thread with just their name in the title

I'm hoping she's very religious cos i need someone to drag my lazy ass to church every sunday

Na wetin whitie don do una again ohhh. . .  Now now e don nearly reach 30 views with only 3 posts haba!!!

Which thread

A man who will not tell a woman lies doesn't care about her feelings. . . Sadly

Thankfully, this chapter will be closed in a few days!!!!!!!!!

Lets just say, some men buy a car to drive it while others have one at home but choose to take public transport or walk the distance

I think its a tad bit racist to believe in racism and not humanism in this time and age!

If she cant keep her legs together when u're around. . .

In a few days

Nairaland's Prettiest babe You're having a laugh!!

The girl's got a nice personality about her. . . But thats where u draw the line.

some are dating their boyfriend's father - Maid of Honor.

others are engaged to their married pastor - Nollywood.

still others are shagging two sisters at the same time - Sounds like someone i know .

Some prefer impregnating their cousins and banging the househelp - More Nollywood.

hey, it takes all sorts to make a world.

Got seriously mashed up years ago for standing up to a group of bullies harrassing a chick i was tripping for but didnt know how to approach. . . Lets just say, i finally got the avenue to approach her after that and we went on to have a rewarding relationship but had to treat some swollen wounds

Realistic

^^^Busy_body in the form of her life!!!

Sagamite:
McDonald's burger face, you are still running your fat mouth.

Your shapeless Amoeba body. Where are the pix let me see your belly rolls.

Sagamite:
Don't mind the bloody androgynous thing with Smeagol's head. She is actually proud of her lame fashion sense and then wonder why guys are not attracted to her.

The fashion sense was one thing I forgot to mention on Friday. She wore one horrible and huge scarf on her neck that was only dwarfed by her even bigger head.

Fire!!!

I don die

Friend of mine's gf is an air hostess with Virgin-Nigeria and recently organised tickets for them both to visit SA on subsidised hols by the airliner. . . Well, she flew to london and they both left, i dropped them off at the airport and they looked very happy and anxious.
It therefore came to me as a surprise when they returned early and decided to split up even before the hols were over!!! Asking my friend what happened was my next move, and he simply said Ol'Boy!!! if u see the babes there!!

Apparently, he couldn't stop moping at the chicks there and his babe was just tired of always losing his attention when they were talking. . . Each time they left the hotel, he would be moping at girls and their asses [he's a yoruba man and they just love big stuff ], he said it was part of their DNA as even the small ones growing up had already formed a padding behind - little wonder they have a high prevalence of HIV and AIDs, its cos no red blooded man would survive celibacy in a country such as that one.

His observation did cost him his relationship, and his gf swore never to take any man to that country for hols again. . .

whitesturd:
oh yes sure i can now.or wts the big deal .jst kiddin nwez dont fink i can.but as the sayin goes never say never.who knows

Guessed as much

honeric01:
because it's done in public in the western world does not make those who frown against it backward, is the west now the envelope of moral standard?

Frowning at it and just moping are 2 different things
By moping, i mean those that look as if they're watching some sort of blue film remix

Wear potentially exquisite colours as well. . .  Like silver or gold or even violet

whitesturd:
yes

Not only in saying it my friend, can u really do it when it comes to crunch time??

Its not classed as passionate unless u both kiss passionately. . .  The topic should read: would u kiss passionately in public? and the answer to that is a resounding YES

Just try not to do it along a very busy road like that which leads to a market as it could cause an okada accident in naija That country is sooooooooo backwards that they mope in awe at people doing their thing

They usually notice my eyes first, my eyes look chinese

But i think my best feature is the voice. . . Its got 2 distinct pitches, one is thin and high and the other is flat and really hard - so when i talk it sounds like those aliens in sci-fi movies