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Honey_pot:
I have not only had a crush, i'm already crushed by my crush

She crushed u Oh the crush was mutual then

Whats up dude? My name is Lexi _{you'll find the rest in my profile}. And if u meant all what u said out there, then u have friend #1.
Hope to hear from u soon

Toughen up; Girls will take advantage of u if u r submissive to all their whims, try taking some tough decisions about your relationships, take charge and be the man that u should be but also be firm when things become a bit shaky
Good Luck

I did it in the past because i wasnt convinced my girl could handle it. Women try to get u to be open with them, but they are the most jealous creatures on earth and all they need to see is a woman smiling at u and pandemonium will break loose.
If a woman gives me the impression that she's mature enough to handle all that, then why not?

LOL me look like a monkey it must've been my camera trick _{made me look like OBJ} Anyways, i took that off a long time ago. Whats all the hype about mentioning your name, i can't even remember doing so but if i did, i'm perfectly sure i didnt call u a monkey so whats bugging u?

Deal with the situation please, thats what makes u a man

Dude! Word of advice: Leave her while u can. Reasons:

1. She's got feelings for her man
2. You convinced her to consider u
3. she's just doing this to please u
4. She doesnt wanna hurt her man

Whatever u make her do, someone else will make either of u do in future. She's probably very vulnerable but trust me, it ain't kool taking love from someone else, it backfires all the time and the results can be awfully painful so make up your mind and be wise about it. there will always be more where she came from.

I'm still waiting to hear who did this, is the person on NL? if so, wetin be the name nowwwwww??

jammin:
@whitelexi
This was aim at you, but you were too dense to pick up on the subtle reference to your "philosophy" post on some other thread. So am just going to be in your Face with it.
I do not look like an African APE. I wish this was not the Net so i could show you the kind of guy i am. not the kind of person who will mouth off behind a computer. hope this gives you a positive start to your day.

You disses me on a thread. can't find it now, so am dissing you in front your friends, Fcukin MONKEY

@jammin don't hate the player: we ask questions and give answers in parables, thats what we do.

2 mins is too long for an eye contact to be valid; the feeling is over-ripe! I can assure u sha, that she will say a trademark 'No' on the first attempt, cos she's a naija babe

But if u really want it, u can get it

Love aint larger than life duhh cos without life u aint gonna see no luv
Its called waking up from those love-fantasies and facing reality

12 days to go; the weather is getting worse, dont u think we should at least postpone this wedding until next summer, people wont attend in this cold oh

This crushing just doesnt get better
Now i'm going crazy
Its more excitement than sadness
A real reason to wake up to a new day
And then it got postponed yesternite
Now they cant even reschedule it
Cant wait for Gunners vs Kops!!!

LOL@kitaun

@damsol why r u quiet??

I'm right in your face

Wetin u be wey person no fit face u? If u get bad mouth, thats a small issue

olanmuis:
you guys stop these noise now and react to other salient issues.

Other salient issues will remain trivial until i sort this out once and for all _{muki first then i'll face radiant}

You think u can tag team abi?? Wait, I've got back-up Coming

My own crush has gone much much deeper than that oh

@Radiant: I dont even wanna talk to u right now cos i just recieved a msg laced with stamps from magheru

Anyways, that method has worked for me over the years, once u master it, it gives u freedom to say things u would hardly say (for fear of ending the relationship), do things u would normally avoid. It made me alot more open-minded and straightforward, i dont beat around the bush anymore_{if u know what i mean}
Its a good approach and i'm sure some will agree, but just as one man's food is another man's poison; i dont expect it to work for everyone. Some people just dread the thought of a blissful relationship coming to an end, but they forget that the hottest love has the coldest end

HeeHeehee, now i know where to hold u when u try a fast move

Radiant:
lmao. . . . Whitex, na crase u chop

Lol, but its true, well, thats the impression i get when i read your posts, u have this very strong approach to delicate matters

I have such a huge crush that its about to crush into this person

Until that philosophy that holds one man superior and another inferior, is finally disregarded, all i see is WAR!

HeeHee, I'm just campaigning for my freedom as the D-Day approaches

Please somebody date Mukina2, please, anybody

davidylan:
sure, had one real crush but as whitelexi said the distance can be a real crush killer at times.

hmmmm i do fancy someone anyway.

Yeah, tell me about it bro

I dont see anything wrong with footing the bills 50/50, all this fuss about who pays the bill is just out of scope. It is only the millionaire type of guy that will accept to pay the full bill for u while working abroad. the average fare to naija now is roughly £800 - £950, and i know what that money can do for me in one week
I personally will not invite or even agree to 50% for such

Word of advice: Always envision being heartbroken even in the sweetest moments of the relationship, so that when it happens, it will not be a shocker because with naija babes u cannot predict the future; So, like my bestest friend and mentor in female affairs (Bobby!) always says, "With Nigerian women, expect not the unexpected, but the impossible".

You know, sometimes i get this odd feeling that radiant is a guy, cos she just talks like one