Nonsense and ingredients. Scam! . Age 25yrs. Experience : 5 yrs. Bsc engineering.
How old do they expect the applicant to finish university..... Before experience of 5yrs

nwanyionitsha:
Please,i need answers .

Section 134 (2) states that “A candidate for an election to the office of President shall be deemed to have been duly elected where, there been more than two candidates for the election- (a) he has the highest number of votes cast at the election; and (b) he has not less than one-quarter of the votes cast at the election each of at least two- thirds of all the states in Federation and the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja.

Does this mean the winner must get 25% vote in Abuja to be declared winner?
Is it the majority vote that counys or the number of states?

Not true! For you to be declared president, you must Aleast score 25% in FCT. If you like score, 15 million votes from the 36 states without FCT. Oyo is your name.

Addme:
Nooo...
Abuja in that context is seeing as a state.You dont need to have 25% in Abuja alone so far you can get that from other states.

Not true! For you to be declared president, you must Aleast score 25% in FCT. If you like score, 15 million votes from the 36 states without FCT. Oyo is your name.

Godskidk:

Is it really a constitutional requirement for 25% votes from FCT? Please educate me more... No insults intended please, just an innocent question from an ignorant

It is oh! You must win 25% of federal capital.

Pls I need someone that will help me lite that evil broom at our city gate Abuja.

Capensis:
The Advantages of living here in Lekki are numerous and out-weighs the disadvantages.

Advantages:
1. The Air is cleaner than the mainland because it is a Peninsular, the Atlantic Wind blows across and engages with the lagoon breeze, so you are always sure of clean air, especially in developed areas. The exception to this clean air norm is new estates that are springing up. Will be clean air after construction is perfected. Mainland air is somehow static, hardly flows.

2. What you see is what you become. When you see better-designed homes and offices than yours, you are challenged to note that you are not the wealthiest guy in town, so you end up working harder to earn more. The challenge leads to success, whereas if you are living in some mainland places, I supposed you could think you are the reigning champ.

3. The Atlantic Ocean; Nothing as great as taking a walk at the beach every weekend for me and this you can't find at the mainland, I supposed. Haven't lived on the mainland, so I don't know if there are beaches there.

4. High Networth neighbors; I suppose everyone has generators, but here, most generators are soundproof and actually big generators. We have more educated neighbors who know that these neighborhood do not need those yeye noisy generators and will look stupid if they even use such crazy stuff.

5. Until recently, we used to have educated drivers on the road, before the inflow of street guys who now drive like mor0ns and recently, I am forced to think that this once serene place will become the abode of wannabees who think Lekki is a place to live cos of hype.

6. Lekkians have more millions per sqm than any other part of the country, here the bills can make one run crazy sometimes. Sometimes a million is not enough per week but has no choice than to strategize on how to earn in billions, so we also have more billions per sqm than mainland. Probably of that guy taking a walk on the roadside in short being a billionaire is high and you'd never get to know, cos the very wealthy do not patronize the useless fashion trends.

Etc Etc ETc

Disadvantages:
1. Underground water is a salty, rusty mess. You cant drink from your borehole or bath with it, you must treat it. So, to have clean water, you need to prepare to install RO machine. It set me back over 5m to install the system to have clean water to drink, bath and cook with. Cant even wash my expensive cars with the borehole water. So, the water plant installation is not enough, you have to backwash and service the machine every 3 months, at least for mine. So it is expensive to even have water.

2. Single Stretch of Road and Deadly drivers, since the mainland guys started moving here. The government needs to construct the coastal road to help us out.

3. Taxation: Electricity & Land Use Charge levies & taxations are high, but we can almost always handle.

4. Mosquitoes here have BSc in painful bite. Be ready to research for, and install world class net system to keep these organic landlords away. They can bite if you have them in your home.

5. Gated communities and loneliness: Talk about living in homes and you do not even know the name of your neighbor or even seen his face once in many years. I am known, but I doubt if I will ever know the neighbor that owns the house across the road opposite my residence. People are either too busy or too careless about what others do, and have no time to fuccking care who the next dog is, but people are mostly nice and would love to have a drink together, but we are almost always busy except we attend Estate meetings.

6. Criminal Staff; Seems most staff you hire come prepared to steal. Some things as simple as golden wares, silver spoons, kitchen towels etc seem very fanciful to domestic staff, who are mostly from poor neighborhoods, so we always have these items missing and have to keep replacing and one wonders if we are targetted by the nation of the poor.

More disadvantages too, that is why I have decided to move to Silicon Valley, California if Buhari wins.

Well articulated.

Timekeeper:


Can I move in with you sir..?

Funny you�

franzis:
Once stayed in an estate on the island around chevron , i almost lost my sanity

Why? Serenity or what?

Abudu2000:
you can't compare mainland to Island due to the caliber of people living there. island has more educated population with a more civilized way of living. you get to mingle to great minds. mainland on the other hand, my brother lets not just talk about mainland coz alot of them are on Nairaland and their bark is worse their bite. you can also trust them to hijack any thread

Funny but truth.

The breath of fresh air in Lekki is amazing. Enough ventilation everywhere. I'm so happy to be a house owner. Kia Mainland is just too choking.

SalamRushdie:
in the name of almighty God Buhari will be defeated at the polls and he will concede defeat

If he doesn't concede defeat, An Act of God would be manifested.

Buhari supporters will avoid this thread like plaque.

WilliamsNedd:


What kind of loan? Loan from friends or loan from mfb? Because I am about starting a biz now. I can say that 70% of the start up capital ain't mine. It's coming from my friends. What say you my dear friend?

If it is a soft loan, go ahead. God help you.

Where is Alex Otti self? Pls come out, this is your time to shine. Your people needs you now.

A

FrenchWay:
...
Men cheat not because of u unsexiness of wife.
They have to cheat at some point.

REMEMBER

the wife has given birth and her *stuff* is slacked. The breasts fallen. Coupled with the fact that familiarity has come in. There is always that feeling of wanting to get down with a young side chick who probably has her breasts and bed game intack.

I always cheat on my wife not because I want to( cus she is a very good woman-please forgive me wifey)...I do that cus I'm tired of same hole and saggy breasts every night.
It's well

Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand

Haba! Nobody is seeing the claim from the shop owner. 500 hundred thousand plus what?

What about complain to Lawma. All those numbers on their website is not connecting. Is only in Nigeria you don't get reply when a Mail is sent to most public enterprises.

Power pass power. Just as you looked for power to see magic numbers. That's how baba ijebu will do his own juju so that people will not win much.

Different colours.

Look at what cross breed can cause. People should just allow different species to have peace. But science says No. God help us.

thegrinch:


I respectfully disagree with you... Infrastructure isn't the greatest problem of Lagos. Power and Traffic Management is... Health and Environment is next if you ask me, and so on...

I am not a Wailer or a Zombie, I am not a card carrying member of any party, but When I see sense, I know it... Do you?

I quite agreed with you. Neither am I a card carrying member of any political party . However, All other things are embedded in infrastructure. Eg. If there are several roads connectivity, I'm sure traffic will drastically reduce thereby allowing others things to naturally fall in place. Anyways, i like your mature response.

Book Mass for his soul and 9 days Novena for your freedom. Before you sleep spray holy water and burn incense. Things will definitely change in the spiritual realm.

Many internal roads and drainages needs govt attention. Fashola comes to mind.

Not again! Dumb as usual. Instead of starting with infrastructural development.... He is thinking of those sectors that won't gulp monies.

Don't vote any party that won't provide sustainable social amenities. I advise you move to the island like Lekki axis. Mainland is damn crowed.

What's this evil trends all about.

Rextizzle:
This boy with him large forehead

The boy go know book die.

E

Landuphil:


That fourth picture got me rolling on the floor laughing

I am seeing 2 puff-puff on her face and one Kpomo (Her Nose)

Damn! The husband nah second Mike Tyson oh!

Hope you will roll on the ground very well if na your sister or close female friend somebody pound very well. Pls show some empathies and condemn this cruel act.

77up:
Mature response

What's matured about the response? Smh

This time, abeg fill her tank with twins.