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Kizyte:
Below are pictures of Starlink kit, and the kit cost about $500. The dish is about 18" in diameter.

Hope after buying you won't be subscribing oo, else he should keep it in America we're facing alot already
MTN Mifi can handle it's capability

bluefilm:
Nonsense story of lies...

dem de pay una?

Kirkman:
I see OP wanting to have a slice of the pie when the new girl comes + fight between the 2 ladies later on. I see Op letting down his defensive guard, I see the new girl catching feelings for OP, I see Op picking unnecessary fights with his real girlfriend. All these i have seen.

Lols I love my girl bro �
Maybe she's capitalizing on that knowing fully I won't still cheat
Forget I was Odogwu for street, I taste that stuff till I see nothing de inside I decide to pick one pretty banny join body

Ballzproblemm:
are you not a man ,I don't know why men run to NL to carry out simple decision when it comes to women ,,tell her if she brings that lady you will kick both of them out unless she's paying have of the rent, and your girlfriend is naive ,have she not read stories of women snatching women's boyfriend/husband

P.S:- women the biggest mistake you will make is to let another woman close to your man be it your friend or relative ,no introduce them to him ,the only time they should see your partner is when they visit apart from that make e end there

Bro I shock to even hear that, I'm just trying not to betray her but somethings are avoid able

Wisebird22:
Get neem tree,lemon grass,pawpaw leaves,guava leaves,moringa leaves boil together and drink morning and evenin

Thanks brother

I'm currently down with malaria
I was just wondering because ever since I move to town and start taking all this drugs I will just get sick in less than 3 months

Back then I normally pump with some leaf and all is gone, I can go through a year without malaria, but now those things are not handie anymore and I can't start traveling miles to get them plus the nature of my work. So guys, our local medical doctors help me, all these foreign medicine is weakening my system making it vulnerable to infections

Thank you

Kenpaly:
Show us the picture of de new girl or keep shurt.true story comes wt pictoria proof.

To prove a point to you abi? I should shame her by sharing her pic online because she need help, just getat

Malory:
Continue deceiving yourself

People like you annoy me

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Then act like the owner..

How? I'm starting to look like I don't respect her and we are planning our marriage
I can't give her wrong impression, maybe it's a temptation. Just wanna see how it goes

Ferrytech:
op calm down (you are the issue here cus you know that once she come over all your freedom is gone (and you dont wanna cheat on her with that sexy ass) tell her your mind and tell her you will not be able to over come the temtation of the sexy ass

Boss no be small o

FERNANDEZISBACK:
And who own the house?your girlfriend I guess..

No it's my apartment

Malory:
I know this is a made up story but I'll say that you are not sharp enough. You are missing a new kpekus

So you can't even know a made up story?

Some risks are not worth taking

Sometime last month my girlfriend discuss with me about a girl that she met, that use to sale to her hair products (women stuff na) that she confided with her about her present predicament
She said her aunty she was staying with gave her a week to vacate maybe because of insecurities. I asked her does men snatcher ever occur to you or you only read on people's story thought it can never happen to you, you trust me yes and I stop womanizing but how are you bringing a mature girl to stay with us
You rob me of my freedom, I can't wake up with erected penis freely again I'll have to wear something tight

On weekends we use to flex alot walk around naked and have fun all that will be gone. How about bumping into her unknowingly maybe while changing or bathing and the picture of what I see will keep playing in my head all that was my thought, so today she called me to talk about the same girl, according to her the girl said she moved in with her female colleague of hers which also started acting up recently and she's not comfortable staying there(maybe that one bf start eyeing her too) I thought

Out of curiosity I asked my girl to show me the girl that's making all women insecure she forwarded her Facebook link Lo and behold very curvy lady I was like no no no it's not happening but then again my girl really begged me and I kinda making it look like I'm heartless, maybe she can't ask for a favor from me and be granted
I'm really confused though I told her no problem if she thinks she can handle it with care
What do you guys think, is this risk worth taking?

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stress alone attached to this office is unbearable, always traveling and meetings
Y'all made it in life already why not rest and enjoy your wealth you acquired
Just want to answer president title

Nobodyany1:
It has always been in my mind to ask. In my secondary school days, I used to have this close female friend Rita, who was rough and was proud to identify as a cultist. She was so beautiful and smart and money flew in from left, right and center!
One day (in ss3 few months to our graduation), I sat her down and asked her; "Rita, please, I've been wanting to ask you something for a very long time now! Don't be offended by my question oh, but please, how were you initiated, what and what happened to you on the day/night of the initiation..." she looked at me with a sharp cursory gaze, turning away she said calmly; "I'm sorry my dear, I can't tell you. Telling you would make me lose you..." She left were we were sitted and entered the classroom. I noticed that through out the day, her countenance wasn't bright as it used to be...!
Fast forward, we all graduated from secondary school, and she immediately got admission into a state university in the south-south region. Last I heard about Rita was in 2015 in her finals, when a group of guys broke into her room in school, tied her hands together with her legs on her reading table close to the Wall and forcefully inserted a small boiling ring into her vagina and connected it to the socket... that was the end of my friend Rita. According to the Intel that followed, she gave information that led to the killing of one of her cult colleagues.

So, back to the question of the day; please Nlanders, what are the stages females go through during the initiation process...?

Front page if possible...


Cultistupdate

Lalasticlacla

So it was Rita
I can recall that story of a Nairalander's confession of how one girl was killed that way, it's a pity

KillerCrocodile:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/06/01/us-plans-to-sell-advanced-armed-drones-to-ukraine/amp/

US always ready to fuel wars in nations instead of embracing peace

rzekman7:
I thought we’d turned the corner after a series of blazing rows. But it’s been more than a month …

I have been married to my husband for nearly four years. He is 34 and I am 33, with no children. We have had problems with our sex life in the past, as I’ve wanted it more than my husband. We have had blazing rows about this and though I felt we had turned a corner recently it’s now been more than a month since we were intimate. I am tired of the effect this has on my self-confidence. He regularly stays up late and I often go to bed on my own as he loses track of time. I am becoming despondent in our marriage overall, especially with the duties I used to take pride in. He makes a lot of effort to keep up with his hobbies and friends, so I feel as though our sex life isn’t important enough to him. I don’t want sex to be a chore but unless I said something he would never raise the subject. What do I do?

Try to spice things up if you hadn't, work on yourself n don't feel too comfortable because you're married, seduce your husband if you can, wear sexy things and act as if you guys are still dating. Don't tie wrapper up n down and expect him to salivate, your husband will see all this halfnaked girls outside and wished he never marry, spice things up just spice things up

Hello! Please I'm in need of a good car I can use as bolt or uber (hire purchase) I can provide all needed documents for security purpose

Car hiring now is a lucrative business people don't really know, some will rather Sale off than to invest in it (maybe due to today's world) you can't really trust people

I actually have someone who's doing it as a business but he said his next car is coming August abd I can't wait and feel like putting it up here maybe someone has it
Information can be very helpful
Thank you

Pattyautos:
Very neat, sound 8 months naija used 012 Toyota Corolla sport @ 3.5m. location is Ogba. Call for more info on 08023220785. 08146691937

Can it go for hire purchase?

KiNg0G:
fit be lubricant, ask your wife

You want d man to have high bp this night abi

Wizzyonyxphoenix:
Happy sunday guys. Please I seriously need your help. I produce way too much urine, especially at night. I practically wake up every 30 minutes to use the restroom. It's too much.

The worst part is that I'm merely EIGHTEEN!!! Please how do I curb this anomaly guys? I dread to think what would happen if i enter UNI and live in the hostel with my fellow guys. They might tag me a criminal, or worse, I might be attacked by one during one of my endless trips to the bathroom.

You guys should help me abeg.

Stop drinking too much water, you won't urinate blood unless the water you drink

Lumidee007:
You are abt to take a decision your late mum disagrees with. Are yu married or abt to?

About to

Good day all, I was taking afternoon nap today it was like I find myself in another realm, I saw myself having a conversation with my Late. Mum, she was sweeping while I sat on a pavement

We were talking but can't recall what we talked about suddenly she found 500 naira note that torn into two while gathering waste, I told her I'll take one pieces of the note she contested I shouldn't

Someone woke me up immediately without completing the dream
Any clue what it might mean?
Thanks

Odewaleadesoye:
Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7151042/kunle-adeyanju-riding-bike-london

See How He Was Welcome At Seme Border:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQjyPHULNWU



Source: Abeg https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.idomavoice.com/2022/05/photos-londontolagos-biker-kunle-adeyanju-finally-arrives-nigeria.html/amp

Video Source: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CeI9h5sjra4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Abeg give him APC presidential ticket

FatherOfJesus:
Yes, Jagaban cannot win as president whether or not he gets the APC ticket.
It's clear to me by the body language of northerners that they are not going to vote against their people. The core north since 2003 has not voted against their person. Even Obasanjo who was a sitting president couldn't win a core Northerner up north.

Tinubu's strategy is simple, he thinks that he needs the north so bad. He believes in Northern large block votes knowing fully well that he might not get this block vote even in southwest. I can argue that Tinubu might not win Oyo, ondo or Ekiti state. I can argue that Tinubu may not get 70% votes in even lagos, these are possibilities that he knows hence went all north. He put all his eggs in one basket.
He's of the opinon that southeast is hard to penetrate and they don't give much numbers hence the investment is no worth it. He knows that Southsouth has a staunch PDP structure that will make life hard for him.

Now, at everytime that anybody (GEJ and Obasanjo) won a core Northerner, such person always gets block votes in southeast and Southsouth, southwest and then in northcentral. Now Tinubu cannot boast of getting this, he wants to play the Buhari kind of pattern which would hunt him with kwankwaso and Atiku there.

There's no where for him to go now than southwest, a place where he cannot even get 70% votes. Tinubu calculations gone wrong, PDP will defeat him in the north, Obi will defeat in southeast, Obi or PDP will defeat him in Southsouth.
He put all his eggs in one basket

I wonder how a full grown man (non Muslim) believes that a core Muslims can maintain good relationship with a christian, even at religious crisis your close friend will cut off your neck, it's simply act of stupidity

JEWELofHELL:
Do you agree with them? Tweets below!

Don't trust this folks, they tryna create a wrong impression making us have confidence on the weakest apc candidate meanwhile they know tinubu will break their record if due process is maintained

TechBIogger:
why would they give Atiku ticket?
why field in a northern candidate when it's very obvious that power must rotate to the South?
so another Northern fulani will lead us for another 8 more years?
tufiakwa PDP has lost out already next year.

Handy work of Buhari and his northern cousins, its a deliberate move, you'll be surprise that even Tinubu might not win APC ticket

Oladokehinde:
Have you seen/heard of the news that Starlink had being approved by the nigerian government to operate in nigeria

Now how much do you really think that will cost an average nigerian or let's say the less opportune ?

If not our thieves political officers, why should our data expire? So I have to finish my data in a hurry before it expires
. isn't it my property? I should decide how to use it even if I want manage 100mb for a year it's my problem

AfricanColumbus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce1igEqeneU


Borehole drillers at Amorji Nike Emene have discovered natural gas in the course of their drilling. They were said to be working on a site owned by Fr. Edeh of Caritas University when they made the discovery after drilling past 1,200 feet. The gas has been burning since Wednesday morning as the fire service struggle to quench it unsuccessfully.






Lalasticlala

By exposing this ipob will go no where, u want get money pass north?

But come to think of it, how do someone eat at a place(restaurant) so dirty as dumping yards

Please don't get me wrong I'm not saying people who eats out are stupid or something but you can select where you eat, my chances of eating outside is 0.9%, how do you walk into a street restaurant with flies everywhere, children running around with running noses and you comfortably eat like nothing de, I'm not even talking about how or where the food is being prepared

Today I decided to go out with my guy for lunch, I was just following him jejely when he enter one restaurant, I nearly vomited seeing the place. All my thought was maybe he wanna see someone or collect something but he sat down and order food to avoid trying to talk down on someone business I sat down in peace without uttering a word, he ordered for food and began eating...I no know how I manage to not throwing up seriously as he was eating

I mean do people really worry about their health at all? You can sell a small restaurant and still maintain cleanliness but our people are so lacadaisical about their health

Eat out but please don't use your money to consume problem

christejames:
This just proves that Nigeria is a huge banana republic where anything happens...

If he is jumping bail, you mean in EFCC Academy they didn't teach you guys other ways of legitimately arresting an offender without creating scene?

I'm not holding briefs for Okorocha, but if I am him, I will press charges for invading and damaging of properties.

Still go ahead to press charges for property wer u no use your hard earned money build

I received this message on WhatsApp from unknown number but I tried not to click the link instead I search the domain on Google and couldn't find it
Have you come across something like this?